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I My Neighbor Fuck Me

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    Naughty Thoughts Of My Neighbor who is 67 years old

    VISITING MY NEIGHBOR After arriving home from a hard day at the office, I showered and cook something to eat. A lone in my home the maids and the butler had the night off, I sat thinking about my neighbor next door. So I dress myself in my very thin almost a see through cotton...
    deleted deleted 26-30 12 Responses Aug 10, 2012

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    Tonight as I was parking my car, my neighbor walks up to me and told me he like me to read a story he had written. I told him to come over after 6 PM and I read it for him, I like him but did not want to let him know that I like him. I went into my home and removed all my...
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Aug 6, 2012

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