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I My Neighbor Fuck Me

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    Tonight as I was parking my car, my neighbor walks up to me and told me he like me to read a story he had written. I told him to come over after 6 PM and I read it for him, I like him but did not want to let him know that I like him. I went into my home and removed all my...
    deleted deleted 26-30 10 Responses Aug 6, 2012

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    Naughty Thoughts Of My Neighbor who is 67 years old

    VISITING MY NEIGHBOR After arriving home from a hard day at the office, I showered and cook something to eat. A lone in my home the maids and the butler had the night off, I sat thinking about my neighbor next door. So I dress myself in my very thin almost a see through cotton...
    deleted deleted 26-30 14 Responses Aug 10, 2012

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    My neighbor is a total hottie lol. Even though he's a devoted Christian , I still find him kinda cute.
    octoberfall octoberfall 16-17, F 8 hrs ago

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    **** all u 50 year old EP pervs, it's fukin sick to hit on young girls who r way younger. Seriously u fools need to stop bein creepers lol. **** off if ur a perv lol
    burnout77 burnout77 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 15

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    Go ahead and say something ignorant. I truly don't even give one **** about what y'all have to say. Some of you don't even belong on ep. Just keep your mouths shut. **** it🎈
    AlyssaBreanne AlyssaBreanne 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 15

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    I honestly do not give a flying **** right now. Care about me or not. **** me off or don't. Message me or don't. disappoint me or don't. I'm just in a 'don't give a ****' mood.
    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Today is one of them days where i simply say " **** it" ...Now let me tell you why Today my day started off great i woke up early enough for my morning jogs since i have to stay...
    ImJustMe14 ImJustMe14 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I was serious earlier when I said I was in an I don't give a **** mood. I'll answer any question or reply to any message right now. It's partially a go with the flow kind of thing...
    Kmarcum99 Kmarcum99 13-15, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I'm horny! Come and **** me!
    Crimsonblackrose Crimsonblackrose 16-17, F 6 Responses Jul 10

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    Sometimes you just gotta say what the ****!
    TheCunylinguist TheCunylinguist 41-45, F 3 Responses Jul 12

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    So beyond ****** up! This night= amazing :)
    pruitt07 pruitt07 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 15

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    ******* hate it here -_- can't wait to leave!!
    pruitt07 pruitt07 16-17, F Jul 15

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    i love ******* soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    adeeel adeeel 22-25, M Jul 17

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    Hey I'm bored as ****, message me. Lol wats up?
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