for some pain I've been having for the four months or so. She told me I needed to have my IUD removed and replaced. So I agreed to do so. It hurt when she inserted the speculum (a.k.a. The jaws of life. WOW!) It really hurt. Then she starts reaching in with I don't know what...
DEAD SKUNKCrossin' the highway late last nightHe shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked rightHe didn't see the station wagon carThe skunk got squashed and there you are!You got yerDead skunk in the middle of the roadDead skunk in the...
Dear GaspardBest friends are suppose to share everything. Its not just one sided. Until you are a best friend can you really be a best friend? Think about it. PS Thats what best friends do.Love AlwaysLisa
when I met my husband he had a few tattoos, most of which het go over seas during his navy years. The one I hated the most was the one with his ex-wife’s name on it. Two hearts with both their names on it. The names were long gone by the time I met him. A previous girlfriend...
1) the first mothers day after my son died. I asked my husband what he got me. "Why should I get you anything. You're not a mother"?
2) my stipid boss said to me, after asking about my son. "Oh, he was a new born when he died, so you did'nt love him yet)?
Does anyone else have...
Yeah, YeahThat's rightWe talk about your work how your boss is a jerk We talk about your church and your head when it hurts We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-loverWe talk about your friends and the...
I wanna be loved by you, just you,
And nobody else but you,
I wanna be loved by you, alone!
I wanna kissed by you, just you,
Nobody else but you,
I wanna be kissed by you, alone!
Boop-boop, I couldn't aspire,
To anything higher,
Than, filled with desire,
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe, she had so many children she din't know what to do.
Old lady, old lady. What the hell is wrong with you?
You have so many children you don't know what to do.
Please. Tell me, tell me who's the baby daddy?
You you cant...
"Lean On Me"Sometimes in our livesWe all have pain, we all have sorrowBut if we are wiseWe know that there's always tomorrowLean on me when you're not strongAnd I'll be your friend, I'll help you carry onFor it won't be long'Til I'm gonna need somebody to lean onPlease, swallow...
Il Volo - Il Mondo Lyrics
Artist: Il Volo
Album: Il Volo
No, stanotte amore
Non ho piÃ¹ pensato a te
Ho aperto gli occhi
Per guardare intorno a me
E intorno a me
Girava il mondo come sempre
Gira, il mondo gira
Nello spazio senza fine
Con gli amori...
√People read your story, but do not leave a reply.
√Trying to chat with someone who speaks broken English.
√People who have their mind in the gutter, and expect me to talk dirty with them.
√ Again gutter minded people/Getting asked the same nasty questions...
I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING! A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off...
Can't Take My Eyes Off You
You're just too good to be true
Can't take my eyes off of you
You'd be like heaven to touch
I wanna hold you so much
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I...
You've got a cute way of talkin'
You got the better of me
Just snap your fingers and I'm walkin'
Like a dog hangin' on your lead
I'm in a spin, you know
Shakin' on string, you know
You make me feel like dancin'
I'm gonna dance the night away
You make me feel like dancin'