I Name Inanimate Objects

My car's name is Sunny........

I have always been a namer of inanimate objects.  I love names, and think everything should be formally named.  (I despise hearing a pet named something like Fluffy, Midnight, Oreo, Rover, Scruffy, etc.)  The first thing...

my Buick's name is Bertha.
my GPS, Hugh Jackman, is names so B/C i programed his voice to have an Australian accent. his name was Mel Gibson, but he insisted on a name change (for OBVIOUS reasons).
Earnest my window ice scraper only...

Part of me thinks why my car is holding up is because I affectionately named him Kermit. He hops curbs. I swear I'm an otherwise very excellent driver (people request me when they are drunk because I drive so smoooothly. I've...

I named my guitar Damien and I have a towel of a horse running named Dylan, Still looking for a name for my car.

This story starts with a beautiful umbrella stand I named Belinda.

At some point I discovered that she more than just looked beautiful... If I wrapped my arms around her, she felt heavenly... It was like she was radiating something...

The bars are bendable so all of my lampheads are pointing in different directions.

My radio. An old wooden one that I got for free from a friend of mine. I swear it's alive. I have posted two stories on it. I also named my bycicle, but as it turns out I shouldn't have.

I have always named things, my pillow, blanket, plushies, car, shoes, door, and even alarm clock. Im not sure what it is but its not every object either. There are just certain inanimate objects that catch my heart and feel almost as if...

Let's see, there's Gereldine the Glasses, Derek, Pete, Seb...
It's quite scary actually,
Maybe I should grow up.
Maybe.

Ones with pictures (almost always) or atleast 'content':

Andrea (coin-op impulse machine) http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/...
Andrea (coffee machine) http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/...
(she's the tall skinny...

I recently got an mp3 player . .  and, I named it Esteban . . after the guitarist. :x He's a cool guy!

I've named many of my tiny inanimate friends, I cherish them so.... Viola-Castro (After the district in California that the late and amazing bassist for Metallica Cliff Burton grew up) Viola bow-Judas (Yes, it's the Judas you're...

I guess we all have a name somewhere we don't know how to spell.  I know how to spell this one _NOW_ though :-D

Anyway, I got this 80's era microcomputer trainer gizmo some years ago identical to one I had as a kid.  I...

lol, caught your attention didn't I?
actually I am very guilty of naming inanimate objects, my cars are what started it all out, now, I am driving, (when I drive) "the fox"  prior tot hat, my blue car was honey....not as...

I named those as well.  Amelia and Annabelle.

I can think of two inanimate objects I named. I named one of my purses and my mom's car. I have yet to think of a name for my car yet. You can't just pick any name, you know.
Well, I named my purse, Percy. I always explain that it is...

for the lonest time my kids and I have been naming inanimate objects and sounds.  We named our GPS Gerty, and the alram in the house Beepy.  We also named the wierd sound the van used to make, calling it Squeaky. We would...