I Need a Brain Transplant

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    Maybe With Homer!

    Yes then I could not care, drink beer (which I currently hate) and be a self absorbed pig! Ahh what a life, I can't even fathom what that would be like to not care. Maybe a transplant in the other direction and become a famous artist or scientist? naaa too much pressure. LOL...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Nov 15, 2010

    I can't believe this category actually exists,

    Hilarious! So, one day years ago I was getting my hair cut. I have hydrocephalus along with cerebral palsy in my legs. I have a shunt for the hydrocephalus, and I told the haircut girl to be careful around that area. She asked about it, and I jokingly said, A few months...
    AlwaysPersevere71 AlwaysPersevere71
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jun 22, 2014

    Lol

    As my husband puts it you need a new brain or the plug one ear so things won't go through my head so fast. LOL I have to admit i'm kind of forgetful and a little air heady ( is that a word) any way I think I just have so much on my mind sometimes. with a brain transplant I could...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jul 14, 2010

    The Black Hole

    I don’t know what is wrong with me lately.  I get out of bed, but my brain keeps sleeping.  It’s like waking up and walking through a dense fog for the next eighteen hours. Words escape me.  I know they’re in there somewhere, but they’re...
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    34 Responses Mar 31, 2009
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