I Need a "Do What I Want and Get Away With It" Badge

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    OH Yeah!

    I would pay good money for one of these...
    chris914 chris914
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Jan 12, 2009

    I'm Always Getting In Trouble..

    It sure would be nice to be able to get away with anything. I keep getting in trouble at work, investigations, accusations, lies and more lies. I wish I could just do anything I wanted. I guess also I would go and make a lot of money so I woudn't have to work anymore. That would...
    PinUpPaige PinUpPaige
    31-35, F
    1 Response May 13, 2009

    Do They Make These?

    If so, I will take one.... Well, more than one if they are a one time use only... Are they re-useable?  If so, I will take one. If not, just send me a case a month....
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87
    22-25, F
    Aug 12, 2010

    Just Imagine...

    If I could get away with anything what would I do?  I have thought about this a lot.   The first thing I would do is make some administrative changes at work.    I would never stop at red lights and I would always have the right of way.  So what my...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    19 Responses Jan 12, 2009

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