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I Need a Fucking Vacation

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 79 People

    I Don't Think I Will Ever Want To Stop Having Sex

    A vacation from *******!  No way, not me.  Not for all the tea in China.  I like doing it any where any time. 
    loopnscc loopnscc
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Jun 13, 2012

    It Has Been Awhile Since I've Had a Vacation

    The last one was 2002. I went to Canada and I relaxed. The ******* idiots here and all their bullshit vanished from my conscious thoughts. Well tomorrow I start my long overdue vacation. But it seems I will not make it out of my last day without some mental scaring. I have been...
    dasmuggler dasmuggler
    36-40, M
    7 Responses Mar 24, 2009

    Grrrrr

    i get 3 weeks a year off from therapy. seriously. it sucks. you can get time off for certain circumstances. ive already made it clear that there is no way im missing Misery and Vox's wedding. not. a. chance. so it looks like my next holiday will be to Colarado..... it best be...
    Tesse Tesse
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Mar 24, 2009

    A ******* Vacation?

    Well, let's see. I can see a couple of interpretations here:A ******* Vacation:  Man, do I ever need a vacation!  I mean, I really need a ******* vacation starting right now!!!A ******* Vacation:  My wife has been ******* my balls off for the past month!  I need a...
    SwGaMan SwGaMan
    61-65, M
    Sep 28, 2012

    Do I Ever!!!!

    I need vacation! Somewhere peaceful, quiet, relaxing and beautiful. Please oh please, take me away to a place where there is no where I "have" to go and nothing "has" to be done. A time and place where.......whatever is an awesome activity and naps are...
    MegJgeM MegJgeM
    36-40, F
    Jun 13, 2009
    cococece34 cococece34
    36-40, F
    1 Response Mar 2, 2014
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