I Need a Maid

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    Boy, Could I Use a Maid!

    While looking at my friend's profile, just a bit ago, I saw the experience entitled, "I Need a Maid", and thought.....WOW!  DOES THAT SOUND LIKE ME!!!!  LOL!!!  So, I thought I'd write my own story, real quick. You see, I've been married to "The...
    BowieLover1962 BowieLover1962
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Aug 25, 2008

    I Wish I Could Be Happy About My House

    My house needs to be vacuumed 1 hour after I vacuum, and I just cant keep up with the constant work. I clean, and the kids mess up the house so quickly that I really get stressed out and want to just let my house go! I clean and no one knows because the house is just in constant...
    exslut exslut
    22-25, F
    6 Responses May 6, 2008

    I am off to attend to some household chores.

    A domestic diva I am NOT..lol.. I do need a maid..live in if he looks good in an apron..just an apron btw.. :)
    VanTraveller VanTraveller
    56-60, F
    3 Responses Feb 2, 2015

    Hey. I live in Columbus,

    OH. If you need a maid and want to hire me then please message me. Thanks!
    BustyLove BustyLove
    22-25, F
    May 14, 2014


    When I was going to bed the other day I slid on Mardi Gras beads.  I tore my knee out again. Its time to get a maid.
    Neveah Neveah
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 19, 2008

    Should Have Been Included In My Divorce Agreement!

    I live in a 3-story, 2bedroom townhouse. Once you walk through the front door, it literally looks like a stampede of children ran through and randomly just threw their sports gear all over the place as soon as they stepped inside.  There's a bike, multtitudes of book bags...
    deleted deleted
    4 Responses May 29, 2010

    Need A Live-in Maid

    I'd really love a woman who would come to live at my house and act the maid. Someone who would clean up, cook, keep me company, with the occasional sexual gratification, all while wearing cute maid dresses. Someone under the age of 30 would be prefered, But obviously anyone under...
    AzureNova AzureNova
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Sep 8, 2012

    Not Just To Clean My House

    i need. not just to keep my house clean & beautyful, but also keep me fine comfirtable & happy.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Nov 20, 2011

    I Need a Maid:

    Yep! i would love to have a maid/ housekeeper, i just hate house work! Being a single mum i don't get a day off! so i'd absouloutly love and so appriciate a maid!! NOTE TO SELF:    ,  If im ever fortunate enough to either win lotto or marry someone wealthy...
    Feflower Feflower
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Dec 9, 2007

    I miss having a maid,

    a cook and a handyman 24/7 when I was a kid
    Pather2013 Pather2013
    46-50, M
    Jan 16, 2016


    I have an embarrassing confession...I have a maid (and I don't even work!).  Well, I actually have a cleaning man.  (It's very normal in the country in which I am currently living).  He has been working here for a month now.  It started because I was suffering...
    Danika Danika
    31-35, F
    Dec 9, 2007
    cjjb55 cjjb55
    41-45, F
    Aug 23, 2014

    i need a miad hah, i cant cook

    so it would be fun to have a sexy maid who could look after me :P kind of a fantasy ebcuase i feel it would be epic :P any volunteers sexi :)
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Dec 21, 2013

    I Need One!

    I actually tired to hire someone to come in and clean my house....lol she came once and I had to tell her all of the stuff she missed (she didn't mop the whole floor, she didn't dust the hallway, she didn't  vacuum under the table).  What is the point to pay someone to...
    beaglewoman beaglewoman
    26-30, F
    5 Responses Jan 2, 2008

    Sick of Housework

    As a mom of 4 I am always picking up and trying to get things done. Just one day would be nice to have someone other than myself come in and clean. My house is not a disaster area I just get sick of being the only one around here cleaning. If I wanted to do that all the time then...
    keenan8 keenan8
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jun 20, 2007

    I Am A Maid <giggle>

    I enjoy nothing more than getting all shaved, powdered and perfumed and slipping into pretty lingerie before I put my frilly French maid's dress on. I overdo my make-up a little and wear my girliest earrings and a satin choker. My nails are perfectly done and I am now comfortable...
    sissie5470 sissie5470
    2 Responses Jan 30, 2010

    Preferably ...

    Preferably one like that picture.
    SomeguyinUT SomeguyinUT
    Oct 22, 2008
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