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I Need a Massage

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    I keep throwing my husband obvious hints about getting me a massage for my birthday or Christmas or Valentine's or something. My shoulders, neck, and back are perennially tense, because, let's face it, my chi-chis are big. They weigh me down, people. Sitting in an office chair...
    BookNerd BookNerd 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 28, 2008

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    Dig In There

    I haven't had a decent massage in years.  I used to have a boyfriend who gave the best massages, even did my legs, and I felt so relaxed when he was done!   Unfortunately he lives about 1200 miles away now.  So many people think they're giving you a...
    swirlingmist swirlingmist 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 15, 2009

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    Like New

    Hold me by the ankles and slap me like a wet shirt.Shake out the knots and creases.Hang me out in the sunny breeze.Warm my fibres.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan 46-50 Sep 3, 2012

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    Heavy Duty

    Every ligament in me is twisted and disfigured.  When I roll my head on my neck it sounds like a Led Zeppelin drum solo.I need hydraulic manipulation, preferably with oils and jackhammers.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan 46-50 May 30, 2011

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    Relaxation

    Not only do I need a massage, I need to figure out ways to make time for self care- and then use that time *for* self care!
    silvermoon silvermoon 31-35 Feb 7, 2008

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    Yesss

    I need a neck massage before I jam an ice pick into my hand to take my mind off my neck pain.
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F Aug 3, 2009

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    The Personal Contact!

    I love a massage.  I love feeling someones hands rubbing me and making me feel good.  It is so relaxing and peaceful.  I need that contact today.  I need someone to touch me.
    beaglewoman beaglewoman 26-30, F 3 Responses Dec 3, 2007

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    Pretty Lucky

    I can usually find someone to rub my shoulders or neck when I really need it, so for that I feel fortunate...but I would love to have a pro do it.  I big guy with stong hands, to get down to those really sore muscles, would be great.
    darlene darlene 41-45, F 4 Responses Oct 16, 2007

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    ILoveBearGryllz55 ILoveBearGryllz55 16-17, F Apr 5

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    .....

    Anyone willing to give me one? I shall warn you that I carry all my tension in my shoulders and back, so the muscles are very stiff and slightly painful....
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    Neck And Shoulders, Please

    I'm convinced I'd be a healthier, happier person if I could get three hours of massage a week. 
    docredfield docredfield 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 29, 2010

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    Dito

    i am very good at giving massages. matter of fact i considered going to school to get my license because my family and friends and their families said they would pay to get a massage like the one i had gave. but every once n a while i just want a massage in return. i would love...
    AllOnTheTable AllOnTheTable 18-21, F Aug 3, 2009

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    I Need One Bad!

    i need one badly, i work at a CVS as a stockboy, and im constanly having backpain. i need a massage buddy ha ha.
    sasoridomo sasoridomo 18-21 1 Response Aug 18, 2008

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    I've Never Actually Had One

    I know I'm missing out, and I want one, but it's difficult for me. I have a pretty strong aversion to being touched by other people...especially someone I don't know. I think maybe if I got past that initial feeling of being uncomfortable, the amazing feeling of the massage would...
    FiveByFive303 FiveByFive303 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 30, 2011

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    Right Now...

    My back is killing me, and I really need one bad. :(
    drcynic drcynic 22-25, M Mar 18, 2008

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    In Egypt I Love Getting Massages

    In Egypt i LOVE getting a massage! :-D Not that i expect anything sexual or any in that kind... but i can only enjoy it from a woman; and she has to look clean/healthy... I feel a bit bad about it, because it may look like i am out for other things during my massage... but i am...
    EnjoyLife1987 EnjoyLife1987 22-25, M 5 Responses Jan 7, 2011

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    I Soooooo Need...

    a massage!!!...I used to get them as part of therapy, but insurance won't pay for them anymore...even tho I get tight and sore. Some mornings I can barely get out of bed, and by bedtime, I ache so badly, I need a painkiller to get to sleep. I thought the whole point of therapy...
    allycat419 allycat419 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 5, 2008

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    So Wound Up In a Knot

    I need a good breather. A nice massage. Right now, I can feel the muscles in my shoulders getting tense. I admit it's partly because I'm sitting less-than-correct, but it's also because I feel slightly lonely. I could do with some firm but gentle hands on my shoulders. Oh... it...
    rustyguy rustyguy 18-21, M Jul 9, 2008

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    ALWAYS Need

    Man I WOULD LOVE A GOOD MASSAGE ANY TIME, I ALWAYS NEED A MASSAGE IN LIKE WEIRD ARES LIKE MY ANKLE AND MY HAND. But man I wish I had someone to gie me a massage right now as a matter of fact I'm bout to ask my mom for one.LOL!!!
    sleepingangel sleepingangel 16-17 1 Response Aug 30, 2009

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    I Love My Girlfriend!

    I was talking to my girlfriend tonight and she told me she's been dying to give me a massage... so that's one more thing to look forward to when I see her next week!
    EmptyInside EmptyInside 19-21, F 3 Responses Dec 6, 2007

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    Seriously Bad

    My back is a solid series of knotted ropes of muscle. My entire life, I have carried my tension and anxiety in my back, and now I find relaxing painful, because those muscles just aren't used to being relaxed! It's terrible- I definitely need a massage.
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 3, 2010

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    Awkward

    I definitely need one, 'cause I tend to sit in awkward positions to where my shoulders tense up all the time. Then, it hits my neck and back. So then everything hurts! >_< It's pretty bad, because I can't get a massage. I'm not old enough. It's stupid, because adults...
    ChunChun ChunChun 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 24, 2007

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    Any Time (just About)

    Absolutely looooooove massage!
    celebriticat celebriticat 46-50, F 6 Responses Feb 11, 2009

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    F We Stand In a Line We Can Massage Each Other

    Backs are meant here. The end person loses so they maybe are masochistic?
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M 2 Responses May 22, 2008

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    Yes

    Any takers? 
    Percheron Percheron 41-45, M Jan 18, 2010

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    I Need a Massage

    Cold weather brings on serious pain....i need a massage and a hot tub!
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F 10 Responses Nov 15, 2007

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    Physically Impossible

    I would LOVE a massage, but I can't have one!   My back, shoulders, and neck are a MAJOR EROGENOUS zone for me....all it takes is the slightest touch and I melt like butter when it hits a hot pan!  The only ones who have ever been able...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Dec 18, 2007

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    Really Bad

    hurt my back moving and I really need a good message.
    SoMuchToSay SoMuchToSay 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 29, 2008

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    Need a Message

    I really need it, I feel brocken, I can't move, all my bones ack me, my neck and my back, everything. Message is the solution.
    deadalive deadalive 18-21, F Jul 6, 2008

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    Leg Massage.

    I really need my feet and legs massaged, not my back.  They're killing me.
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2009

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    Please!

    I always could use a massage, mostly because of my muscle pain.  My boyfriend rarely gives me a massage but he always wants me to give him one.  I know it is not fair and I have purposely not gave him any til he gave it up to me and it doesn't work.  I usually give...
    Valentine Valentine 26-30, F 2 Responses Nov 10, 2007

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    Spiritual

    Our spirits occupy these bodies to experience life. A massage enjoyed by both is the closed thing to ecstasy consciousness I have experienced.
    massagedealma massagedealma 56-60, M 2 Responses May 4, 2012

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    Got a Gift Certificate

    I got a $100 gift certificate to a spa for my birthday.  I think I will use it for a massage.
    snugglebunny156 snugglebunny156 31-35, F Feb 17, 2008

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    I used to have a girlfriend

    that would rub my back with her feet. I laid in front of the sofa, and she would rub me for hours. If I had a knot, she would work it out with her heels. She said it was easier then using her hands. I have to say, best back rubs I have ever had.
    pilotbob75 pilotbob75 36-40, M Jan 25

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    I Can't Even Remember...

    I can't even remember the last time I had a massage. My shoulders and neck hurt so much. I wish i had enough money to get a professional massage-- I've never had one, but I bet it's like a slice of heaven. My posture is pretty terrible, and I've been sitting in this computer...
    NowWeAreNoOne NowWeAreNoOne 18-21 4 Responses Jun 17, 2009

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    I Need a Professional One

    My shoulders are ALWAYS tense. I try to massage them myself and it isn't very beneficial. I don't want to ask my mom to get me one though. She might think I want one for a perverted reason.
    1990cupcake 1990cupcake 18-21 3 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    Please?

      I need another massage like the one you gave me before. Dayum that was good.  Can I have more?  
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 2 Responses May 13, 2008

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    Spa Treatment

    I would L O V E a massage this very minute, followed by a steam.  *sigh*
    Freestanding Freestanding 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 16, 2007

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    I Really Need A Massage

    My life has been filled with a lot of stress recently and it is causing my shoulder which was hurt in a car accident years ago, to tense up and hurt like hades. I could really use a massage, not only to work on the shoulder, but to generally relax me, till the stress is past.
    308shooter 308shooter 56-60, M 2 Responses May 8, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    Any professional male a therapist out the there need to ask
    Ivonna Ivonna 36-40, F 1 Response 44 mins ago

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    Every day that I shower, I start by laying the the tub and massaging myself with lotion. I start at my ankles and work my way up to my neck. I think massage and touch is important...
    jjeng1989 jjeng1989 22-25, M a week ago

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    My first time getting a seaside massage. This was not the typical spa experience. This lady in her 50's Mexican native claimed she had some healing powers ( I do not need any...
    breathingeasy breathingeasy 41-45, M 4 Responses Mar 26

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    Well I was on back page and Craigslist looking for a massage I'm only 17 years old and I'm strictly looking for a massage but I don't think my parents will fill out papers can...
    Livinlifetothafullest Livinlifetothafullest 18-21, M 4 Responses Mar 31

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    I love a good massage, one thing I really like my guys to be able to do is give a good massage after a stressful day. It feels great being fully nude, oiled up and totally relaxed...
    iBabe iBabe 22-25, F 13 Responses Apr 8

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    My wife and I both enjoy giving and receiving massages from each other. She is able to push all my buttons and make me feel incredible. I also love getting a professional massage...
    artonthebrain artonthebrain 41-45, M 2 Responses Apr 10

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    When I was a young boy, I was taught by a masseuse, who would come to our house weekly to massage my grandpa, how to give really good massage. But when she was gone, well, my...
    emilesfault emilesfault 16-17, M 1 Response Apr 8

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    I feel slightly depressed because I cannot think of a way to get the lifestyle I want. Maybe, I need to just live in the moment more. However, perhaps I simply live a life I don't...
    jjeng1989 jjeng1989 22-25, M 12 hrs ago

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    My neck hurts so bad. I need a massage!!
    clichechick clichechick 22-25, F 5 Responses Mar 21

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    Between working out and not sleeping well and this damn back I have all kinds of knots and aches. ]Anyone here need a massage? and why, what ails you?
    lostone06 lostone06 26-30, F 1 Response Apr 6

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    Everything is unbelievably sore and tight... My lower back, my quads, my hamstrings... I need a full body massage to loosen me up...
    catchphrasejones catchphrasejones 18-21, M 3 Responses Apr 8

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    That I do.A friend of my mom's gave me a massage last year for my birthday but she tends to stress me out for various reasons and so if I get another it needs to be by someone else...
    SparklyRain SparklyRain 18-21, F 4 days ago

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    I believe in touch : massage and reiki healing. I've been a healer since I was 4yrs old. I am an empath, a telepath, a channeller, a Reiki Massage, a qualified massage therapist. I...
    deleted deleted 26-30 6 days ago

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    Foot massage and pedicure would be great! Working 30 hours standing up is caining!
    SpudKat SpudKat 18-21 Mar 25

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    I am a masseur in Melbourne, Australia and I LOVE to help women explore their boundaries with an occasional Sensual Massage. My clients are normally lonely or just too busy to have...
    imamasseur imamasseur 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    I love a good full body massage 😊❤️
    EllieRe EllieRe 16-17, F 21 Responses 1 day ago

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