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I Need a Massage

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    massages are amazing!

    there's a place in the mall at work I may have to try
    Azureal Azureal 26-30, M Aug 4

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    Sometimes in life we get more

    than we barging for . I was looking for 2 clients but guess what ended up with 4 . Two more extra wanted full body work . If you really good at your trade , well the trade will be good to you. till then watch this space . did my group mentoring today too and feeling good.
    radioman712000 radioman712000 41-45, M Jul 18

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    Like New

    Hold me by the ankles and slap me like a wet shirt.Shake out the knots and creases.Hang me out in the sunny breeze.Warm my fibres.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan 46-50 Sep 3, 2012

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    I Can't Even Remember...

    I can't even remember the last time I had a massage. My shoulders and neck hurt so much. I wish i had enough money to get a professional massage-- I've never had one, but I bet it's like a slice of heaven. My posture is pretty terrible, and I've been sitting in this computer...
    NowWeAreNoOne NowWeAreNoOne 18-21 4 Responses Jun 17, 2009

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    I really need a massage bad my job sucks my

    home life sucks all I want to do is just relax and then just have somebody take care of me for a change
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 14

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    I have a back ache, tried everything to cure it

    but nothing seems to work. I wish someone can massage my back to make the pain go away
    Accg23 Accg23 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 13

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    Physically Impossible

    I would LOVE a massage, but I can't have one!   My back, shoulders, and neck are a MAJOR EROGENOUS zone for me....all it takes is the slightest touch and I melt like butter when it hits a hot pan!  The only ones who have ever been able...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Dec 18, 2007

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    ALWAYS Need

    Man I WOULD LOVE A GOOD MASSAGE ANY TIME, I ALWAYS NEED A MASSAGE IN LIKE WEIRD ARES LIKE MY ANKLE AND MY HAND. But man I wish I had someone to gie me a massage right now as a matter of fact I'm bout to ask my mom for one.LOL!!!
    sleepingangel sleepingangel 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 30, 2009

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    I Really Need A Massage

    My life has been filled with a lot of stress recently and it is causing my shoulder which was hurt in a car accident years ago, to tense up and hurt like hades. I could really use a massage, not only to work on the shoulder, but to generally relax me, till the stress is past.
    308shooter 308shooter 56-60, M 2 Responses May 8, 2012

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    Heavy Duty

    Every ligament in me is twisted and disfigured.  When I roll my head on my neck it sounds like a Led Zeppelin drum solo.I need hydraulic manipulation, preferably with oils and jackhammers.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan 46-50 May 30, 2011

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    I am so tensed my muscles are

    so tight been working out the last couple of day trying to get more toned
    DBSW1990 DBSW1990 22-25, M Jul 15, 2014

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    I used to have a girlfriend

    that would rub my back with her feet. I laid in front of the sofa, and she would rub me for hours. If I had a knot, she would work it out with her heels. She said it was easier then using her hands. I have to say, best back rubs I have ever had.
    pilotbob75 pilotbob75 36-40, M Jan 25, 2014

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    Leg Massage.

    I really need my feet and legs massaged, not my back.  They're killing me.
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2009

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    ILoveBearGryllz55 ILoveBearGryllz55 18-21, F Apr 5, 2014

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    .....

    Anyone willing to give me one? I shall warn you that I carry all my tension in my shoulders and back, so the muscles are very stiff and slightly painful....
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Mar 19, 2009

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    easynuh easynuh 26-30, F 6 Responses May 13

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    my back hurts so much sometimes

    when I wake up in a bad positio n
    unknownpoetx unknownpoetx 26-30, M 1 Response Apr 12

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    panda05 panda05 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 19, 2014

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    what I wouldn't give

    for one right now. so sore
    lilystone lilystone 36-40, F 1 Response Aug 16

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    Damm two of my clients have cansel their

    appointments for massage today. Anyone interested in taking there slot ? if you are in London and are interested, please contact me.
    radioman712000 radioman712000 41-45, M Jul 18

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    IF you in London and need a massage am offering

    FREE hour of deep tissue, sport or relaxation massage . IF you interested hit me .
    radioman712000 radioman712000 41-45, M Aug 17

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    I just came back from a trip from Thailand.

    And before I left, had a good Thai massage. It was painfully good, muscles stretched me bones cracked.
    lonelydinosaur lonelydinosaur 26-30, F Sep 20, 2014

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    I wish my girlfriend were here to give me one.

    I screwed up my back again at work. I was lifting 5 gallon buckets of water from an odd angle in the back and bam my back gets a kink in it again.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 22-25, M 2 Responses Sep 24, 2014

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    Asereht Asereht 31-35, F 3 Responses May 14

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    I am a LMT and have a few openings

    for anyone who needs a Massage in Orlando FL or the surrounding areas. No tips are required and you get Free aromatherapy with every treatment. Send me a message if you have any questions or want to book you next massage. You can look at some client reviews on our facebook page...
    StructuredMobile StructuredMobile 31-35, M Jan 3

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    Right Now...

    My back is killing me, and I really need one bad. :(
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M Mar 18, 2008

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    A very focussed, intense,

    hunger quenching massage...
    first008 first008 46-50, F 4 Responses Jan 13

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    My lower back sure could use one along with my

    feet. And my shoulder area. A good pressure pointer sounds good too.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 22-25, M Sep 20, 2014

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    I could really use a good shoulder

    and feet massage right now. My shoulder and feet are tired.
    FriendlyDragon FriendlyDragon 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 14, 2014

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    My neck and shoulders are aching from hunching

    over my work and my feet are sore from standing all day but my breast ache just to be touched...
    Sjb36 Sjb36 31-35, F 4 Responses Oct 2, 2014

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    I have never had a professional massage.

    I would love to have one
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 14

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    I've Never Actually Had One

    I know I'm missing out, and I want one, but it's difficult for me. I have a pretty strong aversion to being touched by other people...especially someone I don't know. I think maybe if I got past that initial feeling of being uncomfortable, the amazing feeling of the massage would...
    FiveByFive303 FiveByFive303 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 30, 2011

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    Really need a good one.

    Imagine teaching martial arts 7 times a week. All my veins, joints and tendons have gone haywire.. LOL... I really need a good massage... no time... no time... phew...
    CoolDad59 CoolDad59 51-55, M 1 Response Sep 24, 2014

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    Lol I need some head right

    now 👅👅👅💦💦💦💦
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Mar 25

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    Roger773 Roger773 41-45, M 2 Responses May 14

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    I Need a Professional One

    My shoulders are ALWAYS tense. I try to massage them myself and it isn't very beneficial. I don't want to ask my mom to get me one though. She might think I want one for a perverted reason.
    1990cupcake 1990cupcake 18-21 3 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    Just got quoted 250 for a massage.

    Not what I wanted to hear.
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 12

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    My friend does Reiki

    and massage and offered an erotic massage with his female associate. Oh my!
    maiseylove maiseylove 46-50, F 7 Responses Jul 14

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    unknownpoetx unknownpoetx 26-30, M 1 Response May 13

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    Amber1027 Amber1027 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 4, 2014

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    I Had Many Massages

    My wife and love receiving massages.  We've had good ones and bad ones. I'd like to spice it up a little and have a male therapist give her a massage...that's a bit more sensual. I just gotta find someone that will fit the bill...be respectful and follow guide lines. I'm...
    socalflirt1 socalflirt1 41-45, M 7 Responses Jun 1, 2010

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    I Love My Girlfriend!

    I was talking to my girlfriend tonight and she told me she's been dying to give me a massage... so that's one more thing to look forward to when I see her next week!
    EmptyInside EmptyInside 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 6, 2007

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    Sitting at a computer all day,

    then bending to file papers away in file cabinets has got my body all twisted in knots! Ugh....
    Starsatnight1 Starsatnight1 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 28

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