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I Need a Massage

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    Heavy Duty

    Every ligament in me is twisted and disfigured.  When I roll my head on my neck it sounds like a Led Zeppelin drum solo.I need hydraulic manipulation, preferably with oils and jackhammers.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan 46-50 May 30, 2011

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    I've Never Actually Had One

    I know I'm missing out, and I want one, but it's difficult for me. I have a pretty strong aversion to being touched by other people...especially someone I don't know. I think maybe if I got past that initial feeling of being uncomfortable, the amazing feeling of the massage would...
    FiveByFive303 FiveByFive303 22-25, F 5 Responses Dec 30, 2011

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    I Can't Even Remember...

    I can't even remember the last time I had a massage. My shoulders and neck hurt so much. I wish i had enough money to get a professional massage-- I've never had one, but I bet it's like a slice of heaven. My posture is pretty terrible, and I've been sitting in this computer...
    NowWeAreNoOne NowWeAreNoOne 18-21 4 Responses Jun 17, 2009

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    I Had Many Massages

    My wife and love receiving massages.  We've had good ones and bad ones. I'd like to spice it up a little and have a male therapist give her a massage...that's a bit more sensual. I just gotta find someone that will fit the bill...be respectful and follow guide lines. I'm...
    socalflirt1 socalflirt1 41-45, M 7 Responses Jun 1, 2010

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    Right Now...

    My back is killing me, and I really need one bad. :(
    drcynic drcynic 26-30, M Mar 18, 2008

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    I Love My Girlfriend!

    I was talking to my girlfriend tonight and she told me she's been dying to give me a massage... so that's one more thing to look forward to when I see her next week!
    EmptyInside EmptyInside 19-21, F 3 Responses Dec 6, 2007

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    I Need a Professional One

    My shoulders are ALWAYS tense. I try to massage them myself and it isn't very beneficial. I don't want to ask my mom to get me one though. She might think I want one for a perverted reason.
    1990cupcake 1990cupcake 18-21 3 Responses Jul 26, 2009

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    I Need a Massage

    Cold weather brings on serious pain....i need a massage and a hot tub!
    redheadsrule redheadsrule 36-40, F 10 Responses Nov 15, 2007

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    Leg Massage.

    I really need my feet and legs massaged, not my back.  They're killing me.
    BellasHappyPlace BellasHappyPlace 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 16, 2009

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    Awkward

    I definitely need one, 'cause I tend to sit in awkward positions to where my shoulders tense up all the time. Then, it hits my neck and back. So then everything hurts! >_< It's pretty bad, because I can't get a massage. I'm not old enough. It's stupid, because adults...
    ChunChun ChunChun 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 24, 2007

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    Spa Treatment

    I would L O V E a massage this very minute, followed by a steam.  *sigh*
    Freestanding Freestanding 51-55, F 2 Responses Oct 16, 2007

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    Dig In There

    I haven't had a decent massage in years.  I used to have a boyfriend who gave the best massages, even did my legs, and I felt so relaxed when he was done!   Unfortunately he lives about 1200 miles away now.  So many people think they're giving you a...
    swirlingmist swirlingmist 51-55, F 1 Response Nov 15, 2009

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    Relaxation

    Not only do I need a massage, I need to figure out ways to make time for self care- and then use that time *for* self care!
    silvermoon silvermoon 31-35 Feb 7, 2008

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    I used to have a girlfriend

    that would rub my back with her feet. I laid in front of the sofa, and she would rub me for hours. If I had a knot, she would work it out with her heels. She said it was easier then using her hands. I have to say, best back rubs I have ever had.
    pilotbob75 pilotbob75 36-40, M Jan 25

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    .....

    Anyone willing to give me one? I shall warn you that I carry all my tension in my shoulders and back, so the muscles are very stiff and slightly painful....
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 19, 2009

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    I'm still in bed and really could use a good

    warm and long massage. Which girl is up for it?
    miekemrs miekemrs 31-35, F 3 Responses Aug 19

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    Like New

    Hold me by the ankles and slap me like a wet shirt.Shake out the knots and creases.Hang me out in the sunny breeze.Warm my fibres.
    CrookedMan CrookedMan 46-50 Sep 3, 2012

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    Physically Impossible

    I would LOVE a massage, but I can't have one!   My back, shoulders, and neck are a MAJOR EROGENOUS zone for me....all it takes is the slightest touch and I melt like butter when it hits a hot pan!  The only ones who have ever been able...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses Dec 18, 2007

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    I Soooooo Need...

    a massage!!!...I used to get them as part of therapy, but insurance won't pay for them anymore...even tho I get tight and sore. Some mornings I can barely get out of bed, and by bedtime, I ache so badly, I need a painkiller to get to sleep. I thought the whole point of therapy...
    allycat419 allycat419 46-50, F 2 Responses Aug 5, 2008

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    I am so tensed my muscles are

    so tight been working out the last couple of day trying to get more toned
    DBsw1990 DBsw1990 22-25, M Jul 15

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    jjtoes jjtoes 36-40, F 10 Responses Jul 1

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    Yes

    Any takers? 
    Percheron Percheron 41-45, M Jan 18, 2010

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    I Need One Bad!

    i need one badly, i work at a CVS as a stockboy, and im constanly having backpain. i need a massage buddy ha ha.
    sasoridomo sasoridomo 18-21 1 Response Aug 18, 2008

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    ALWAYS Need

    Man I WOULD LOVE A GOOD MASSAGE ANY TIME, I ALWAYS NEED A MASSAGE IN LIKE WEIRD ARES LIKE MY ANKLE AND MY HAND. But man I wish I had someone to gie me a massage right now as a matter of fact I'm bout to ask my mom for one.LOL!!!
    sleepingangel sleepingangel 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 30, 2009

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    So Wound Up In a Knot

    I need a good breather. A nice massage. Right now, I can feel the muscles in my shoulders getting tense. I admit it's partly because I'm sitting less-than-correct, but it's also because I feel slightly lonely. I could do with some firm but gentle hands on my shoulders. Oh... it...
    rustyguy rustyguy 18-21, M Jul 9, 2008

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    I Really Need A Massage

    My life has been filled with a lot of stress recently and it is causing my shoulder which was hurt in a car accident years ago, to tense up and hurt like hades. I could really use a massage, not only to work on the shoulder, but to generally relax me, till the stress is past.
    308shooter 308shooter 56-60, M 2 Responses May 8, 2012

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    F We Stand In a Line We Can Massage Each Other

    Backs are meant here. The end person loses so they maybe are masochistic?
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M 2 Responses May 22, 2008

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    Please?

      I need another massage like the one you gave me before. Dayum that was good.  Can I have more?  
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 2 Responses May 13, 2008

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    Yesss

    I need a neck massage before I jam an ice pick into my hand to take my mind off my neck pain.
    kleisse kleisse 22-25, F Aug 3, 2009

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    ILoveBearGryllz55 ILoveBearGryllz55 16-17, F Apr 5

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    Seriously Bad

    My back is a solid series of knotted ropes of muscle. My entire life, I have carried my tension and anxiety in my back, and now I find relaxing painful, because those muscles just aren't used to being relaxed! It's terrible- I definitely need a massage.
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit 31-35, F 2 Responses Apr 3, 2010

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    Spiritual

    Our spirits occupy these bodies to experience life. A massage enjoyed by both is the closed thing to ecstasy consciousness I have experienced.
    massagedealma massagedealma 56-60, M 2 Responses May 4, 2012

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    Dito

    i am very good at giving massages. matter of fact i considered going to school to get my license because my family and friends and their families said they would pay to get a massage like the one i had gave. but every once n a while i just want a massage in return. i would love...
    AllOnTheTable AllOnTheTable 18-21, F Aug 3, 2009

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    Really Bad

    hurt my back moving and I really need a good message.
    SoMuchToSay SoMuchToSay 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 29, 2008

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    Neck And Shoulders, Please

    I'm convinced I'd be a healthier, happier person if I could get three hours of massage a week. 
    docredfield docredfield 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 29, 2010

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    Any Time (just About)

    Absolutely looooooove massage!
    celebriticat celebriticat 46-50, F 6 Responses Feb 11, 2009

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    skyblue1600 skyblue1600 13-15, F 1 Response May 1

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    Pretty Lucky

    I can usually find someone to rub my shoulders or neck when I really need it, so for that I feel fortunate...but I would love to have a pro do it.  I big guy with stong hands, to get down to those really sore muscles, would be great.
    darlene darlene 41-45, F 4 Responses Oct 16, 2007

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    I want a massage right now. How do it feel it get a massage oil on your back? The closest I got to a massage is a shoulder massage :(
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    yes having a massage can really ease out stress & sometimes when you are totally stressed a massage on your scalp is just what you need to take that mind off from everything and...
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    I really need a good massage like seriously, one on my back and shoulders would just be perfect, I need like my own personal masseuse to take with me everywhere :P
    SarahBBZ SarahBBZ 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 5

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    I love when people give me massages I definitely need one
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    Oh my gosh, my husband gave me a gift certificate for a massage at a nice massage place and it was soooo relaxing! I felt so rejuvenated afterward. I received a 90 minute massage...
    thetiredmama thetiredmama 31-35, F 6 Responses Aug 4

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    I never thought I'd do this, give a "naughty massage," I hate the stereotype and have worked hard to always be seen in the most professional manner. However, after giving one of...
    Liddledame Liddledame 31-35, F 10 Responses Aug 10

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    Did a lot of squats and leg presses today. My legs are really sore and I badly need a massage. A really hard one to relieve all my muscles
    roadsterusa roadsterusa 18-21, M 1 Response Aug 15

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    There is no better feeling in the world as a slow, seductive full body massage....truly the most erotic foreplay ever (at least for me anyways)
    Canada116 Canada116 31-35, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Has anyone given a massage to the same gender and it felt good both receiving and giving the massage?
    ONEPIECE749 ONEPIECE749 18-21, M 5 Responses Jul 27

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    I actually think I'm pretty good at giving massages, friends who I've giving massage to always compliment me on it, I think I have magic hands ;P
    SarahBBZ SarahBBZ 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 5

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    To women. This is very intimate to me. I like giving full body massages the best. Im no professional but i feel like each time i enjoy it more and i get better at knowing how to...
    seimiol seimiol 22-25, M 1 Response Aug 8