I Need a Moron Repellent

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 153 People

    DON'T YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TOILET

    PAPER AND A SHOWER CURTAIN?! YOU'RE NEVER COMING OVER TO MY HOUSE AGAIN!
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Oct 28, 2015

    Moron Repellent

    Moron repellent,Great idea,Got any?If not,Where can I get some?I need it now.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Jan 26, 2012

    Could have used one tonight

    when the ******* addressed the nation. If everyone would wake up and realize that incompetent worthless man/child has the I.Q. of a three year old I could die a happy man.
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    1 Response Dec 7, 2015

    I need to wear it to work.

    . Every single day. I think I will just bathe in the ****.
    Littlemisssomebody Littlemisssomebody
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 11, 2014
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 19, 2015

    What Gives?!

    I don't know why moron's want to give me answers for questions I didn't ask, as if they have their shyt together when in fact they are miserable and have more problems than me and their alter ego. If only I could purchase a can of moron repellent I would use it religiously.
    TrustNobody TrustNobody
    26-30, F
    1 Response Jan 13, 2010

    I was behind a car at the light today.

    Someone ran a red and blocked the car ahead from proceeding on the turn arrow. I gave a fairly aggressive honk to the red runner and the driver in front of me open their window and gave me the finger. As I turned thru I wanted to quickly tell the driver I was honking the red...
    ttdawgtt ttdawgtt
    46-50, M
    Jun 18, 2015

    They Keep Messaging Me Here

    I don't want to see your **** pics and I don't want to sext with you. I don't believe anything said in private messages. It's all ******* bullshit, so don't bore me with fake details about how horny you are and that you want to make me *** and that you'd like to trade pics of our...
    Missgwenxo Missgwenxo
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Sep 12, 2013
    savoy2 savoy2
    46-50, M
    Nov 12, 2015

    Sheesh! Some people redefine the entire English

    language just to support their ridiculous claims when the accepted definitions fail them. It's one thing to have your pet beliefs, and quite another to ask others to pet them and feed them.
    TooInnocent333 TooInnocent333
    31-35, M
    Dec 10, 2015
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