I Need A Straightjacket

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 40 People

    I Must Have A Serious Neurological Malfunction

    I tend to poke myself in the eye. I just woke up and was going to rub my eye and instead jabbed myself in the eye with my thumb. I also jab myself in the eye putting on glasses. My life is like a Monty Python skit. Ima get coffee now.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jul 18, 2010
    sinnersimon sinnersimon
    22-25, M
    Nov 21, 2015

    Crazy

    I am working hard to not go crazy! I have so many reasons to .......but like a damn Willow tree, I bend but do not break!...........sometimes I think I would be better off in a white room with paper and crayons............lol.............I am a certified nutcase!.......just...
    Candyapple1234 Candyapple1234
    41-45, F
    Jul 7, 2011

    I need one of these I have stress issues

    and when I'm tied up I feel great and the longer I stay bound it gives me time to relax and think
    MaxwellMoonHoof MaxwellMoonHoof
    22-25, M
    Nov 28, 2014
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