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    I Must Have A Serious Neurological Malfunction

    I tend to poke myself in the eye. I just woke up and was going to rub my eye and instead jabbed myself in the eye with my thumb. I also jab myself in the eye putting on glasses. My life is like a Monty Python skit. Ima get coffee now.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 18, 2010

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    Crazy

    I am working hard to not go crazy! I have so many reasons to .......but like a damn Willow tree, I bend but do not break!...........sometimes I think I would be better off in a white room with paper and crayons............lol.............I am a certified nutcase!.......just...
    Candyapple1234 Candyapple1234 41-45, F Jul 7, 2011

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    I need one of these I have stress issues

    and when I'm tied up I feel great and the longer I stay bound it gives me time to relax and think
    MaxwellMoonHoof MaxwellMoonHoof 18-21, M Nov 28

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