I Need a Tequila, a Cute Man and a Lime

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    I do have a cute man in mind all I need is the

    tequila, the limes, a plane ticket and to conquer my fear of flying!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Nov 4, 2015

    Oh my god I am craving one of these (image)

    so so badly!!! Margaritas de Tuna! (No not fish- Red Cactus Fruit/ aka- Prickly Pear) Well next weekend is a girls night out surprise party with my cousins and some of their friends. I will definitely have to show up early and make a few pitchers of these.... Oh my gosh the...
    TristeMuneca87 TristeMuneca87
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Mar 13

    Not necessarily in that order though.

    ... tequila leaves me legless
    Moonpenny Moonpenny
    51-55, F
    9 Responses Nov 4, 2015
    ErraticSarcastic ErraticSarcastic
    31-35, F
    1 Response Nov 3, 2015

    i think the order of these in the post is wrong.

    but you get the point.... hahaha but its only Tuesday. what to do, what to do.... i guess wine while i make dinner will have to do.
    TristeMuneca87 TristeMuneca87
    26-30, F
    4 Responses Feb 16

    Moo? Are You Ready For a Tequila Shot??

    OK - hot guy - check. shot of tequila - check. Lime - check. Salt - check. Moomouse? Moomouse???? Where are you???? 
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    11 Responses Jan 6, 2009

    Got Anything?

    Its becoming that time. Tequila to drink off of that cute man and a lime to suck on afterwards, then we will go from there! It doesnt have to be indoors either!
    kiki1956 kiki1956
    56-60, F
    6 Responses Apr 19, 2012

    After the Conversation I Just Had

    And the phone conversation that is coming...   I need a large tequila, on ice, with a slice and squeeze of lime and a cute man just to do stuff for me   and warm slippers because I left my  fluffy boot ones in the sticks     x
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 3, 2008

    Hmmmm....

    Where ARE you???? I'm still waiting .... =]
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Feb 25, 2009

    I'm not sure exactly what I want with one of

    them, but I kind of sort of like the idea, and maybe with the other two, I'll figure it out.
    mickitg mickitg
    46-50, T
    1 Response Feb 13

    It Would Be a Good Night

    I like tequila with lime, I like men too, put the two together and I'm a happy woman.   I'm already looking forward to this weekend and hopefully having all three...this week couldn't go by any slower.  One of my friends works at a bar here, and after his lucky...
    yoyy yoyy
    26-30, F
    11 Responses Feb 23, 2009

    Screw The Lime!

    Just give me the tequila and a cute chick!
    Joelwantsto Joelwantsto
    51-55, M
    1 Response Jul 14, 2011

    Okay

    I have all three.  What do I do now?
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Apr 7, 2010
    WhisperingEchoes WhisperingEchoes
    36-40, F
    12 Responses Feb 15

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