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I Need a Tequila, a Cute Man and a Lime

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    It Would Be a Good Night

    I like tequila with lime, I like men too, put the two together and I'm a happy woman.   I'm already looking forward to this weekend and hopefully having all three...this week couldn't go by any slower.  One of my friends works at a bar here, and after his lucky...
    yoyy yoyy 26-30, F 11 Responses Feb 23, 2009

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    After the Conversation I Just Had

    And the phone conversation that is coming...   I need a large tequila, on ice, with a slice and squeeze of lime and a cute man just to do stuff for me   and warm slippers because I left my  fluffy boot ones in the sticks     x
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 3, 2008

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    Hmmmm....

    Where ARE you???? I'm still waiting .... =]
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 3 Responses Feb 25, 2009

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    Got Anything?

    Its becoming that time. Tequila to drink off of that cute man and a lime to suck on afterwards, then we will go from there! It doesnt have to be indoors either!
    kiki1956 kiki1956 56-60, F 7 Responses Apr 19, 2012

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    Okay

    I have all three.  What do I do now?
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 7, 2010

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    Screw The Lime!

    Just give me the tequila and a cute chick!
    Joelwantsto Joelwantsto 51-55, M 1 Response Jul 14, 2011

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    Moo? Are You Ready For a Tequila Shot??

    OK - hot guy - check. shot of tequila - check. Lime - check. Salt - check. Moomouse? Moomouse???? Where are you???? 
    MizzBlue72 MizzBlue72 36-40, F 11 Responses Jan 6, 2009

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