I Need a Voice Activated Coffeemaker

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    Make Me Some Coffee, Dammit!

    I sit here with sleep in my eyes, straining to see my pm's, straining to see the keyboard, waiting for my morning coffee... It's a 12 cup thermal carafe programmable grind and brew coffeemaker....a Cuisinart.... It cost $200.... It was my day off, so ima sleep late...9am, maybe...
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    2 Responses May 13, 2009

    Hey You!

    Hey You! Mr. Coffee! It's 5am. You should already be finished brewing! So! Time to get started NOW! I've not got all day, thank you very much. When coffee done brewing, silvermystics gives Mr Coffee very large embrace and says: "My love, what would I do without you?"...
    silvermystics silvermystics
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Jun 27, 2009


    Waking grunts signify my various coffee needs. This thing needs to translate them accurately. "Ooum?" = Columbian"Aahg" = Kona"****!" = Double Espresso
    Mdear Mdear
    18-21, F
    Jan 20, 2011
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