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I Need An "Awww Helllll No" Button

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    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 16 Responses Sep 29, 2009

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    Hell No!!!!

    Like the easy button!!!! Wouldn't it be awesome if I could hit the "Awww Hell Noo" button and  make life a little easier. It would be so cool!!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 17, 2009

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    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 16, 2009

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    MrsMarriedWoman MrsMarriedWoman 31-35 2 Responses Mar 31, 2014

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    Are You Serious?

    So I leave the Babyface concert and me and my friend head over to IHOP to get something to eat. Can you explain to me why it is 2:00am and you have 6 kids age 7 and under running through the restaurant crying and screaming and banging on the tables. While you sit there and act...
    sexxydiva sexxydiva 36-40, F 14 Responses Apr 17, 2011

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    Everyday...

    I will not go into full detail on this topic.I need a button like this every time I turn on the bleeping TV and watch the news.I get so freaking pissed at all the BS that these politicians are selling.It's just enough to drive me crazy.
    bellas31 bellas31 31-35, F 9 Responses Nov 10, 2009

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    Judge For Yourself. Me ? I Am Always A Skeptic..

    IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO SENT ME THIS LINK. I DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING I HEAR OR SEE.
    TwilightDream TwilightDream 36-40, F Jan 18, 2012

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    Hell No To Loons And Goons Who Think They No Better........

    Being schizophrenic, I often have conversations in my mind to peple who are judgemental loons and goons. It's funny, this one voice in my mind tells me he is a satanist and tells me he is going to get me for being abusive to him, but he monitors and repeats everything I say...
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F Nov 14, 2010

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    Hell Yes!

           That's GENIUS!!! when are we getting them EP??? wait for it!! should be a few other "button" ideas in the works....
    KiwigirlAnj KiwigirlAnj 36-40, F 3 Responses Oct 26, 2009

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    ForTheFallen ForTheFallen 22-25, M 1 Response Nov 13, 2014

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    CrazyWaterSpring CrazyWaterSpring 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2014

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    Odd Following

    For the most part, I am grateful to my fans because often most of those fans become friends and things take off. I have been attracting a disturbing following of perverts who have earned themselves the infamous 'red dot' that denotes a mature profile. I like sex and I like...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 28, 2009

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    Would Be Applied To A Lot Of Situations

    First, and foremost- as I commented on another post in this group: for my office. I manage a tax office, as well as prepare tax returns that are a bit more involved and complex. I thoroughly enjoy my job, and I take the time to explain tax payer's rights and appeals...
    angelwings626 angelwings626 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 5, 2009

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    A Giant Red Button

    i want a GIANT BIG RED BUTTON THAT MAKES AN ANNOYING NOISE AND SAYS, "HELL NO!" that i can push when i hear random off the wall s*** and utterly insane bulls***. SAVE ME SOME WORDS, JUST LET ME HIT THE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HIT THE BUTTON...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 27, 2009

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    It Can Be Somewhat Of A Punching Bag

    My husband lately has this fetish of me sleeping with other men. I can't stand it. For years and years he's been like this. Just recently he just sent pictures on his personal e-mail of of me without my consent. Oh how I wish I had that awww hell no!!! I would of pushed it until...
    Munchkin85 Munchkin85 22-25, F 6 Responses Jun 10, 2010

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    Sometimes At Work.....

    I get crazy *** explanations, Heres a few My wife ate my time sheet..... They switched my drug screen with another patient Remember i worked 25 hours overtime last week I didn't tell her she had a nice *** i said her face was an *** They never said you couldn...
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M 18 Responses Sep 29, 2009

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    Black Friday Shopping

    I went "Black Friday" Shopping this past weekend, and Im reaching for this flat screen TV, and got Musceled out by a crazy soccer mom. So im in check out and shes at the register next to mines and guess what???? She has more items then she could afford, Why pick up the...
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M 9 Responses Nov 30, 2009

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    8 Pm Trip To Wallyworld

    I recently made an 8 PM expedition to Wallyworld. I got my items and waited with several other people for one cashier to process the customers. The person ahead of me had a full grocery basket. So far so good. They get the groceries scanned and pay for them with their Lone Star...
    CrazyWaterSpring CrazyWaterSpring 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 3, 2011

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    Like Today...

    Finally everybody is healthy in our house (including myself) and I get up this morning to ANOTHER sick person here!..Will it ever end??!! I need to get some things done..!
    soleilbaby soleilbaby 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 4, 2009

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    I need one of these installed on my desk at

    work.. When I get one of those "special emails" I can just hit the button and it will send that response.. Aww the joy of customer service!! Hahaha
    Jerseygirl72 Jerseygirl72 41-45, F Apr 4, 2014

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    Batsandstars Batsandstars 18-21, F Jan 27, 2014

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    Convenient, Yes?

    i would very much like having one of these big, red, clearly marked buttons at my disposal. i'd try to avoid overuse by reserving it for those telltale moments, but i have a feeling some days i'd be jabbing at the thing every five seconds. let's face it, sometimes life is just...
    runnagirrl runnagirrl 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 5, 2010

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    The Nerve

    So I'm in Walmart shopping for some movies for the kids. When a woman says "Excuse Me". So I apologize and move out of her way so she can get by.She doesn't move and stands there looking at me. I ask is that enough room to get by and she's like I wanted  you to move so I could...
    sexxydiva sexxydiva 36-40, F 2 Responses Apr 16, 2011

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    Especially The Past Few Weeks.

    A button to stop all the **** that is going on..or just a button that makes funny noises to make me laugh when things get REALLY bad. The voices only entertain me on mondays, thursdays, and sundays. I'm screwed the other days. AAHHHHHHHHHHHH
    luckypickle luckypickle 26-30 7 Responses Oct 27, 2009

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    H1n1 Excuse

    Since the H1N1 outbreak our company policy is anybody with flu like symptoms no question asked sick time off, Well everybody suddenly has the flu on Pay day or weekend after pay day
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M 10 Responses Nov 4, 2009

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    TheGreatOzzie TheGreatOzzie 26-30, M Feb 26, 2014

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    DrStrychnine DrStrychnine 16-17, F Jan 15, 2014

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    How To Become A Vampire

    i did a vampire spell.and it really works. i am more acted at night and felling sick.
    jokerwins33 jokerwins33 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 23, 2012

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    We Won't Go

    Or do it...or act like it...or...or... When I was little and learning to talk, "No" was my easiest and best word. At first, my mother thought it was cute. But when it went on for about a year, and "No" was still my most repeated word, Mom began to spank me for backtalking her...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Sep 20, 2013

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    Patience? Who Needs It!

    I can't think of a single day I wouldn't push it.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 19, 2010

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    Some Of My Friends Are Phyco

    Once I was on a bridge with 2 friends. they were normalish people so i wasnt expecting it when they both dared me to jump into the freezing water. Now after saying no they took of their jakets told me to follow them and jumped in Now if i had a HELL NO button i would have pressed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 16, 2013

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    Roomates....*sigh*

    "I would like to remind you that, as scarce as my list of responsibilities may be...it does not mean I want yours." its like I need to post that on my bedroom door.  I have no reason to be at your will and beckon. Because: I graduated from highschool and you...
    thornswithoutroses thornswithoutroses 18-21 6 Responses Oct 5, 2009

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    Yep! I Need Several!

    I need several.  In the last year I've needed like one or sometimes more every day..  When does enough become enough! My husband joke that everything we try and do..turns to crap.... Here's a current example of things that have happened in the last 6-8 months.. Last...
    tks tks 36-40, F 11 Responses Oct 4, 2009

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    Do you ever just have those moments, where you make such monumentally huge mistakes that you know will hurt loads of people? Yeah? As I sit back and think about my life so far, I...
    BeccaLouise40 BeccaLouise40 18-21, F 2 Responses Jan 14

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    We all have some memories we'd like to forget, but my problem is that whenever I do one little thing wrong I keep thinking about it, continuously, and completely over analyse it...
    cokeainbliss cokeainbliss 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 16

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    You know what really grinds my gears??? The post office here. Miserable *******. "This won't scan so you won't know when it gets there." *Angrily and annoyed clicks the button a...
    RazorbladeKisses81 RazorbladeKisses81 31-35, F 3 Responses Jan 2

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    About a year ago I went to the hospital because my lower stomach hurt, the doctor told me she thought it was appendicitis but the test said otherwise and that I had probably hurt...
    MTBlake33 MTBlake33 22-25, M 2 Responses Jan 11

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    The name of a woman I met long ago is still an echo in my mind. A face I will never forget. From the moment I laid eyes on her, I knew, I would have her. Eyes locking, a blush. She...
    InexplicablyWrong InexplicablyWrong 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 11

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    Get rid of all the warning labels and let evolution take care of the idiots :) ! I dream of a world where you can't sue a supermarket chain for falling over your own child...
    jahosijhs jahosijhs 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 1

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    The digital camera has a tendency to compensate for this large R20;vibrantR21; location in the photo and helps make the exposure of the dress far too darkish. Beneficial publicity...
    Anthony1604hzs1 Anthony1604hzs1 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 6

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    I still remember the first day we met, I was six and you were five. My mum took me to my first tee-ball game and left, I was really shy and started crying. I remember but I don't...
    camxyn camxyn 13-15, F 1 Response Jan 12

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    I have no standards!!! Please just tell me you can angle me downward and etck me in the ooh!
    scarletlocks scarletlocks 18-21, T Jan 13

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        Writing is something that is relatively new in my life. I spent many years in the world of graphics and advertising and writing was something someone else did. It was a...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 4 Responses a week ago

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    I read many books on Kindle and I have written a few too, just published two and am working on a third.    Writing is something that is relatively new in my life. I spent...
    lasergraph lasergraph 61-65, M 1 Response 23 hrs ago

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    Hi! This is my first story, but I have been reading lots on here for a while. I started gaining, unintentionally, when I was 150ish pounds. That number slowly crept up on me and 3...
    fatjigglebelly fatjigglebelly 18-21, F 4 Responses Jan 5

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    (pic inside) Actually, no. I text you when I'm not busy, my eyes aren't glued to my phone, I do a lot of things all day. If i'm at work, it can take up to an hour to several...
    BananaSmoothiee BananaSmoothiee 18-21, F Jan 16

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    In the Android app it is no longer possible to view responses to stories directly. You have to tap the story in a feed to open it in its own context, then tap it again to close it...
    Gentle153 Gentle153 26-30, M 10 hrs ago

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    I have no interest in flirting, being romanced or getting your junk pictures :) I have a man in my life who gives me exactly what I need. So before you add me, ask yourself...
    AsteriasAura AsteriasAura 36-40, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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