I Need An "Awww Helllll No" Button

"I would like to remind you that, as scarce as my list of responsibilities may be...it does not mean I want yours."
its like I need to post that on my bedroom door.  I have no reason to be at your will and beckon...

Like the easy button!!!! Wouldn't it be awesome if I could hit the "Awww Hell Noo" button and  make life a little easier. It would be so cool!!!!

My husband lately has this fetish of me sleeping with other men. I can't stand it. For years and years he's been like this. Just recently he just sent pictures on his personal e-mail of of me without my consent. Oh how I wish I had that...

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO SENT ME THIS LINK. I DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING I HEAR OR SEE.

So I leave the Babyface concert and me and my friend head over to IHOP to get something to eat.
Can you explain to me why it is 2:00am and you have 6 kids age 7 and under running through the restaurant crying and screaming and...

i want a GIANT BIG RED BUTTON THAT MAKES AN ANNOYING NOISE AND SAYS, "HELL NO!"
that i can push when i hear random off the wall s*** and utterly insane bulls***.
SAVE ME SOME WORDS, JUST LET ME HIT THE BUTTON...

i did a vampire spell.and it really works. i am more acted at night and felling sick.

I can't think of a single day I wouldn't push it.

The trouble is: I will say...HELL NO !... and mean it. and what do you know? It seems like somehow or other, I forget all the reasons why I said Hell No, and I am right back doing what I said I would never ever do no matter what..sooo...

Oh wow, do I need one, because there are soo many times that I would love to say, "Awww Hell Nooo!" when something asinine happens. Last night, my bf had to go outside to confront some moron who was touching our car, and our security...

I will not go into full detail on this topic.I need a button like this every time I turn on the bleeping TV and watch the news.I get so freaking pissed at all the BS that these politicians are selling.It's just enough to drive me crazy...

So I'm in Walmart shopping for some movies for the kids. When a woman says "Excuse Me". So I apologize and move out of her way so she can get by.She doesn't move and stands there looking at me. I ask is that enough room to get by and...

I need several.  In the last year I've needed like one or sometimes more every day..  When does enough become enough!
My husband joke that everything we try and do..turns to crap....
Here's a current example of things that...

Being schizophrenic, I often have conversations in my mind to peple who are judgemental loons and goons. It's funny, this one voice in my mind tells me he is a satanist and tells me he is going to get me for being abusive to him, but...

Once I was on a bridge with 2 friends. they were normalish people so i wasnt expecting it when they both dared me to jump into the freezing water. Now after saying no they took of their jakets told me to follow them and jumped in Now if...

I get crazy ass explanations, Heres a few
My wife ate my time sheet.....
They switched my drug screen with another patient
Remember i worked 25 hours overtime last week
I didn't tell her she had a nice ass i said her...