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I Need An "Awww Helllll No" Button

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    Hell No!!!!

    Like the easy button!!!! Wouldn't it be awesome if I could hit the "Awww Hell Noo" button and  make life a little easier. It would be so cool!!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Oct 17, 2009

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    Sometimes At Work.....

    I get crazy *** explanations, Heres a few My wife ate my time sheet..... They switched my drug screen with another patient Remember i worked 25 hours overtime last week I didn't tell her she had a nice *** i said her face was an *** They never said you couldn...
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M 18 Responses Sep 29, 2009

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    Especially The Past Few Weeks.

    A button to stop all the **** that is going on..or just a button that makes funny noises to make me laugh when things get REALLY bad. The voices only entertain me on mondays, thursdays, and sundays. I'm screwed the other days. AAHHHHHHHHHHHH
    luckypickle luckypickle 26-30 7 Responses Oct 27, 2009

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    Black Friday Shopping

    I went "Black Friday" Shopping this past weekend, and Im reaching for this flat screen TV, and got Musceled out by a crazy soccer mom. So im in check out and shes at the register next to mines and guess what???? She has more items then she could afford, Why pick up the...
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M 9 Responses Nov 30, 2009

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    8 Pm Trip To Wallyworld

    I recently made an 8 PM expedition to Wallyworld. I got my items and waited with several other people for one cashier to process the customers. The person ahead of me had a full grocery basket. So far so good. They get the groceries scanned and pay for them with their Lone Star...
    CrazyWaterSpring CrazyWaterSpring 51-55, M 2 Responses Aug 3, 2011

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    Odd Following

    For the most part, I am grateful to my fans because often most of those fans become friends and things take off. I have been attracting a disturbing following of perverts who have earned themselves the infamous 'red dot' that denotes a mature profile. I like sex and I like...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 28, 2009

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    Are You Serious?

    So I leave the Babyface concert and me and my friend head over to IHOP to get something to eat. Can you explain to me why it is 2:00am and you have 6 kids age 7 and under running through the restaurant crying and screaming and banging on the tables. While you sit there and act...
    sexxydiva sexxydiva 36-40, F 14 Responses Apr 17, 2011

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    Convenient, Yes?

    i would very much like having one of these big, red, clearly marked buttons at my disposal. i'd try to avoid overuse by reserving it for those telltale moments, but i have a feeling some days i'd be jabbing at the thing every five seconds. let's face it, sometimes life is just...
    runnagirrl runnagirrl 22-25, F 1 Response Jan 5, 2010

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    DrStrychnine DrStrychnine 16-17, F Jan 15, 2014

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    Everyday...

    I will not go into full detail on this topic.I need a button like this every time I turn on the bleeping TV and watch the news.I get so freaking pissed at all the BS that these politicians are selling.It's just enough to drive me crazy.
    bellas31 bellas31 31-35, F 9 Responses Nov 10, 2009

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    I think everyone needs one like I sometimes get

    a "awww helllll no" and I need the button let me know if you need one to and if you feel like you want to tell me why I am there for you and you can message if you don't want to say it in front
    sunzoshi99 sunzoshi99 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    ??????????????????

                 
    mtvlm mtvlm 41-45, M 16 Responses Sep 29, 2009

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    Judge For Yourself. Me ? I Am Always A Skeptic..

    IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO SENT ME THIS LINK. I DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING I HEAR OR SEE.
    TwilightDream TwilightDream 36-40, F Jan 18, 2012

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    A Giant Red Button

    i want a GIANT BIG RED BUTTON THAT MAKES AN ANNOYING NOISE AND SAYS, "HELL NO!" that i can push when i hear random off the wall s*** and utterly insane bulls***. SAVE ME SOME WORDS, JUST LET ME HIT THE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HIT THE BUTTON...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Oct 27, 2009

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    How To Become A Vampire

    i did a vampire spell.and it really works. i am more acted at night and felling sick.
    jokerwins33 jokerwins33 16-17, M 1 Response Sep 23, 2012

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    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M Mar 9

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    Hell No To Loons And Goons Who Think They No Better........

    Being schizophrenic, I often have conversations in my mind to peple who are judgemental loons and goons. It's funny, this one voice in my mind tells me he is a satanist and tells me he is going to get me for being abusive to him, but he monitors and repeats everything I say...
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird 41-45, F Nov 14, 2010

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    Hell Yes!

           That's GENIUS!!! when are we getting them EP??? wait for it!! should be a few other "button" ideas in the works....
    KiwigirlAnj KiwigirlAnj 36-40, F 3 Responses Oct 26, 2009

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    Batsandstars Batsandstars 18-21, F Jan 27, 2014

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    Some Of My Friends Are Phyco

    Once I was on a bridge with 2 friends. they were normalish people so i wasnt expecting it when they both dared me to jump into the freezing water. Now after saying no they took of their jakets told me to follow them and jumped in Now if i had a HELL NO button i would have pressed...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Mar 16, 2013

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    I need one of these installed on my desk at

    work.. When I get one of those "special emails" I can just hit the button and it will send that response.. Aww the joy of customer service!! Hahaha
    Jerseygirl72 Jerseygirl72 41-45, F Apr 4, 2014

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    This guy that I've liked for.

    .. Quite some time (and he knows I do)... was buying marijuana from me today. So I was on the bus and I overheard his friend say: "You should ask her out and maybe you can get it for free." No clue what he replied but I heard a laugh afterwards. I was half tempted to turn around...
    SociallyAwkwardGirl SociallyAwkwardGirl 16-17, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Roomates....*sigh*

    "I would like to remind you that, as scarce as my list of responsibilities may be...it does not mean I want yours." its like I need to post that on my bedroom door.  I have no reason to be at your will and beckon. Because: I graduated from highschool and you...
    thornswithoutroses thornswithoutroses 18-21 6 Responses Oct 5, 2009

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    We Won't Go

    Or do it...or act like it...or...or... When I was little and learning to talk, "No" was my easiest and best word. At first, my mother thought it was cute. But when it went on for about a year, and "No" was still my most repeated word, Mom began to spank me for backtalking her...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine 56-60, F Sep 20, 2013

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    ForTheFallen ForTheFallen 22-25, M 2 Responses Nov 13, 2014

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    MrsMarriedWoman MrsMarriedWoman 31-35 3 Responses Mar 31, 2014

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    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 16, 2009

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    Yep! I Need Several!

    I need several.  In the last year I've needed like one or sometimes more every day..  When does enough become enough! My husband joke that everything we try and do..turns to crap.... Here's a current example of things that have happened in the last 6-8 months.. Last...
    tks tks 36-40, F 11 Responses Oct 4, 2009

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    Was told i have one. But it is heat warped.

    And. It says wait what. Lol.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M a week ago

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    It Can Be Somewhat Of A Punching Bag

    My husband lately has this fetish of me sleeping with other men. I can't stand it. For years and years he's been like this. Just recently he just sent pictures on his personal e-mail of of me without my consent. Oh how I wish I had that awww hell no!!! I would of pushed it until...
    Munchkin85 Munchkin85 22-25, F 6 Responses Jun 10, 2010

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    H1n1 Excuse

    Since the H1N1 outbreak our company policy is anybody with flu like symptoms no question asked sick time off, Well everybody suddenly has the flu on Pay day or weekend after pay day
    siggy10 siggy10 31-35, M 10 Responses Nov 4, 2009

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    Would Be Applied To A Lot Of Situations

    First, and foremost- as I commented on another post in this group: for my office. I manage a tax office, as well as prepare tax returns that are a bit more involved and complex. I thoroughly enjoy my job, and I take the time to explain tax payer's rights and appeals...
    angelwings626 angelwings626 41-45, F 4 Responses Nov 5, 2009

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    Patience? Who Needs It!

    I can't think of a single day I wouldn't push it.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Sep 19, 2010

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    TheGreatOzzie TheGreatOzzie 26-30, M Feb 26, 2014

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    CrazyWaterSpring CrazyWaterSpring 51-55, M 1 Response Jan 27, 2014

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    The Nerve

    So I'm in Walmart shopping for some movies for the kids. When a woman says "Excuse Me". So I apologize and move out of her way so she can get by.She doesn't move and stands there looking at me. I ask is that enough room to get by and she's like I wanted  you to move so I could...
    sexxydiva sexxydiva 36-40, F 3 Responses Apr 16, 2011

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    Like Today...

    Finally everybody is healthy in our house (including myself) and I get up this morning to ANOTHER sick person here!..Will it ever end??!! I need to get some things done..!
    soleilbaby soleilbaby 36-40, F 3 Responses Nov 4, 2009

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    This would have no off button in my case!

    so tell me all ! how about you? My luck I hit the nuclear launch button adjasoned to it!
    Brickcanas Brickcanas 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 4

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    So many emotions. enough to drive a person crazy. how can one fall so hard so fast? too fast? when you finally hit bottom you shatter. I need to find the off button. turning off...
    mrsskayl mrsskayl 26-30, F Apr 13

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    Hey, im becca! I just joined and wanted to make some new friends who shared my interests. Im getting used to the block button lol
    RebeccaKay RebeccaKay 13-15, F 11 hrs ago

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    They are sometimes unpleasant, but I think I need to so I can move forward. Well I wrote about being a gambling addict, and I've done some soul searching stuff, and come to a few...
    kinkysexybabe kinkysexybabe 36-40, F 3 Responses Apr 13

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    wondering if we're really lucky to have such look of our belly buttons ! we can turn it outie or innie whenever we need too ,,, also it's the nicest look of all belly buttons ever...
    OmarHady OmarHady 22-25 Apr 14

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    Thought you might like this . So you want to be humiliated and get your hair cut . So on Saturday noon I take you to Joey’s Barber shop, it's crowded . Your a Tall girl long legs...
    albion4000 albion4000 36-40 1 day ago

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    I know some people that any time they open their mouth they need to talk. But they don't say anything. They only open it to hear themself talk. They need to talk and can't keep...
    planter715 planter715 51-55, M 6 days ago

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    I love you so much and I don't care if I am hurting by you. But your hurting by her, you don't care neither. Yes, maybe you really do like her a lot but why? She cheated on you...
    XxCuTiE14xX XxCuTiE14xX 16-17, F 2 days ago

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