I Need An "Awww Helllll No" Button

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    lovelee83 lovelee83
    26-30, F
    1 Response Feb 2

    H1n1 Excuse

    Since the H1N1 outbreak our company policy is anybody with flu like symptoms no question asked sick time off, Well everybody suddenly has the flu on Pay day or weekend after pay day
    siggy10 siggy10
    31-35, M
    9 Responses Nov 4, 2009

    Well, more an eject button

    or even better a button on my computer which l press and my hand is presented in 3d through the screen to slap some cheeks! 😁 😁 😁
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Nov 23, 2015
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Sep 16, 2009

    Some Of My Friends Are Phyco

    Once I was on a bridge with 2 friends. they were normalish people so i wasnt expecting it when they both dared me to jump into the freezing water. Now after saying no they took of their jakets told me to follow them and jumped in Now if i had a HELL NO button i would have pressed...
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Mar 16, 2013
    Batsandstars Batsandstars
    18-21, F
    Jan 27, 2014

    This guy that I've liked for.

    .. Quite some time (and he knows I do)... was buying marijuana from me today. So I was on the bus and I overheard his friend say: "You should ask her out and maybe you can get it for free." No clue what he replied but I heard a laugh afterwards. I was half tempted to turn around...
    SociallyAwkwardGirl SociallyAwkwardGirl
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 17, 2015

    How To Become A Vampire

    i did a vampire spell.and it really works. i am more acted at night and felling sick.
    jokerwins33 jokerwins33
    16-17, M
    1 Response Sep 23, 2012

    One would think they would at least sleep

    through the night while taking potent prescription drugs.
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Oct 31, 2015

    Hell No!!!!

    Like the easy button!!!! Wouldn't it be awesome if I could hit the "Awww Hell Noo" button and  make life a little easier. It would be so cool!!!!
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Oct 17, 2009

    Sometimes when I look in the mirror,

    and see this older woman looking back at me.. I think, aw hell no, that can't be right.
    EllenF EllenF
    56-60, F
    4 Responses Oct 21, 2015

    Ever feel like you are on the verge of snapping

    on the next person with a smart remark and says... You look fine. Nothing's wrong. Well I say FU to them. CRPS is NOT a bed of roses. I say... Read up, Johnny! rsdhope.org You might learn a little bit more about what I deal with every single day. My bathroom looks like a...
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Nov 2, 2015

    We completely underestimate the value of

    listening. I work for a CIO who is sharp, bright, and courageous but lacks the ability to close her mouth and allow others to inform her decision making. (Among other things!). Huge waste of talent, why surround yourself with experts if you already know everything? I'm not...
    deleted deleted
    Jul 10, 2015

    Hell No To Loons And Goons Who Think They No Better........

    Being schizophrenic, I often have conversations in my mind to peple who are judgemental loons and goons. It's funny, this one voice in my mind tells me he is a satanist and tells me he is going to get me for being abusive to him, but he monitors and repeats everything I say...
    GemmaRavenBird GemmaRavenBird
    41-45, F
    Nov 14, 2010

    Convenient, Yes?

    i would very much like having one of these big, red, clearly marked buttons at my disposal. i'd try to avoid overuse by reserving it for those telltale moments, but i have a feeling some days i'd be jabbing at the thing every five seconds. let's face it, sometimes life is just...
    runnagirrl runnagirrl
    22-25, F
    1 Response Jan 5, 2010
    DrStrychnine DrStrychnine
    18-21, F
    Jan 15, 2014
    MissDago MissDago
    46-50, F
    1 Response Jul 16, 2015
    TheGreatOzzie TheGreatOzzie
    26-30, M
    Feb 26, 2014

    Someone tried to touch my slap

    and I turned around and caught thier hand. This was at lunch btw. And ppl were laughing. So i wanted to tell, but didn't want to be a snitch , not that I really cared but I was embarrassed that everyone laughed at me cause he tried to slap my butt. Should I have told?
    Omgoshmetoo Omgoshmetoo
    18-21, F
    Apr 6


    mtvlm mtvlm
    41-45, M
    16 Responses Sep 29, 2009


    "I would like to remind you that, as scarce as my list of responsibilities may be...it does not mean I want yours." its like I need to post that on my bedroom door.  I have no reason to be at your will and beckon. Because: I graduated from highschool and you...
    thornswithoutroses thornswithoutroses
    6 Responses Oct 5, 2009
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Nov 13, 2014

    I need one of these installed on my desk at

    work.. When I get one of those "special emails" I can just hit the button and it will send that response.. Aww the joy of customer service!! Hahaha
    Jerseygirl72 Jerseygirl72
    41-45, F
    Apr 4, 2014

    fell over my vaccuam lead

    now got a very briused leg n today went to clean my shower pressed the on shower button by mistake was drenched head to toe fully clothed should b a warning button on the shower that says this lol
    prettyflamingo prettyflamingo
    41-45, F
    7 Responses Dec 16, 2015


    I will not go into full detail on this topic.I need a button like this every time I turn on the bleeping TV and watch the news.I get so freaking pissed at all the BS that these politicians are selling.It's just enough to drive me crazy.
    bellas31 bellas31
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Nov 10, 2009

    Message me, baby....Pushes button Add me ,

    gorgeous....pushes button Want to see my ****....Pushes button Believe me honey, I am not like the rest of them....pushes button
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Jan 31

    We Won't Go

    Or do it...or act like it...or...or... When I was little and learning to talk, "No" was my easiest and best word. At first, my mother thought it was cute. But when it went on for about a year, and "No" was still my most repeated word, Mom began to spank me for backtalking her...
    MaryJanine MaryJanine
    61-65, F
    Sep 20, 2013
    MrsMarriedWoman MrsMarriedWoman
    3 Responses Mar 31, 2014

    Like Today...

    Finally everybody is healthy in our house (including myself) and I get up this morning to ANOTHER sick person here!..Will it ever end??!! I need to get some things done..!
    soleilbaby soleilbaby
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Nov 4, 2009

    There will be days when you've had enough.

    .. Someone will push the wrong button too many times... That one idiot placing the last straw and you snap... One pushy jerk standing on your last nerve... You just have to tell yourself enough is enough... Come out saying "Awww Helllll Nooo!"
    CherokeePrincess1019 CherokeePrincess1019
    56-60, F
    Mar 28

    It Can Be Somewhat Of A Punching Bag

    My husband lately has this fetish of me sleeping with other men. I can't stand it. For years and years he's been like this. Just recently he just sent pictures on his personal e-mail of of me without my consent. Oh how I wish I had that awww hell no!!! I would of pushed it until...
    Munchkin85 Munchkin85
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Jun 10, 2010

    Like to day in class my teacher have us two

    test!!! When she said we needed to fishes them before the hour was over!! Me in my head "uh hell to the no!!!" Gosh I wish I had that freakin button! +_+
    Skatergirl0013 Skatergirl0013
    13-15, F
    1 Response Apr 27, 2015

    For the love of God!!

    I keep trying to write my thoughts down and I then can't complete...
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    Nov 1, 2015

    Sometimes At Work.....

    I get crazy *** explanations, Heres a few My wife ate my time sheet..... They switched my drug screen with another patient Remember i worked 25 hours overtime last week I didn't tell her she had a nice *** i said her face was an *** They never said you couldn...
    siggy10 siggy10
    31-35, M
    17 Responses Sep 29, 2009
    SailorsAngel SailorsAngel
    41-45, F
    1 Response Oct 21, 2015

    Yep! I Need Several!

    I need several.  In the last year I've needed like one or sometimes more every day..  When does enough become enough! My husband joke that everything we try and do..turns to crap.... Here's a current example of things that have happened in the last 6-8 months.. Last...
    tks tks
    36-40, F
    11 Responses Oct 4, 2009

    Judge For Yourself. Me ? I Am Always A Skeptic..

    TwilightDream TwilightDream
    36-40, F
    Jan 18, 2012

    I hate the show "Manzo'ed with Children.

    " It's on Bravo and it is horrible. An ex real housewife of New Jersey and her adult baby children. Nice job, bravo.
    deleted deleted
    Sep 27, 2015
    camsc camsc
    18-21, F
    Oct 22, 2015

    I think everyone needs one like I sometimes get

    a "awww helllll no" and I need the button let me know if you need one to and if you feel like you want to tell me why I am there for you and you can message if you don't want to say it in front
    deleted deleted
    Apr 20, 2015

    A Giant Red Button

    i want a GIANT BIG RED BUTTON THAT MAKES AN ANNOYING NOISE AND SAYS, "HELL NO!" that i can push when i hear random off the wall s*** and utterly insane bulls***. SAVE ME SOME WORDS, JUST LET ME HIT THE BUTTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO HIT THE BUTTON...
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Oct 27, 2009

    This would have no off button in my case!

    so tell me all ! how about you? My luck I hit the nuclear launch button adjasoned to it!
    Brickcanas Brickcanas
    46-50, M
    1 Response Mar 4, 2015

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