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    A Call To My Nephew In Denver

    A Call To My nephew In Denver Hey, Doug how you doing? I thought your pun Cinco De Drinko about Cinco de Mayo was great. I sat down next to this Mexican guy, with a lot of tattoos and real big, on the Cental Avenue bus in Albuquerque. He told me that he was going to Denver...
    a1234poem a1234poem
    41-45, M
    Aug 22, 2010

    My Weapon Of Choice

    is smirnoff volka kalua and milk aka a white russian even if it kills me
    wotaloser wotaloser
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Aug 30, 2011

    Who Am I?

    Who am I Orlando Lujan Martinez IWA "The more I attempted to be ‘me’ the more me’s I found. (Hugh Prather) Larry didn't know which "me" he was or if he was coming or going, so consequently didn't know which direction to...
    a1234poem a1234poem
    41-45, M
    Aug 22, 2010

    Avoiding Blackouts

    i used to have blackouts a lot. i am pretty slight and so that is probably part of it, another thing is that it's hard for people to tell if i am drunk i don't really show it at all until i fall asleep like a light switch i remember what i was doing up to a point and then i...
    noremorsenoregret noremorsenoregret
    Apr 5, 2010

    Someone Please

    pass me a freakin drink! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 
    AliciaBoudar AliciaBoudar
    26-30, F
    Dec 31, 2009
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