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I Need Another Word For Masterbate

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    I just don't like the word... not sure why. I just enjoy it but saying "Hey gonna go M^sterbate" just sounds corny to me. I've said "gotta play" but then ppl get it mixed up. GGGRR! I know this is silly but being a hobby I want to call it something different...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 27 Responses Oct 21, 2007

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