I Need Some Jokes

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    A hobo (wanderer) comes up to the front door of

    a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Mar 23, 2014

    Q. What's the difference between a cat

    and a comma? A. A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u
    51-55, M
    Jul 19, 2015

    The Archbishop of York

    once said, "My ignorance of science is such that if anyone mentioned copper nitrate, I should think he was talking about policemen's overtime!"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 28, 2015

    Need jokes to cheer me up.

    I'll start. Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: A brick.
    Whjs Whjs
    18-21, M
    1 Response May 27, 2015

    Bad Out Look

    i was told today that i have been diagnos with a new disease i have optical--rectnical disease that is where my optical nerves got tangled with my rectnical nervse and gave me a poopie out look on life
    SWAMPWITCH1961 SWAMPWITCH1961
    46-50
    2 Responses Jan 19, 2012

    I Need Some Jokes

    I need some jokes because the ones I have are old and I need new jokes because I like to make people laugh.. so if you got any jokes please send them okay?
    aquarius3 aquarius3
    66-70
    Dec 8, 2011

    A well-worn one dollar bill

    and a similarly distressed twenty dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the county. "I've had a pretty good...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 23, 2014

    Q: What was the result of the collision

    between the mafia limousine and the cement truck? A: Hardened criminals.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Mar 30, 2015
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