I Need Some Jokes

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 30 People

    Q: What was the result of the collision

    between the mafia limousine and the cement truck? A: Hardened criminals.
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    3 Responses Mar 30, 2015

    Q. What's the difference between a cat

    and a comma? A. A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause
    boxersoff4u boxersoff4u
    51-55, M
    Jul 19, 2015

    Bad Out Look

    i was told today that i have been diagnos with a new disease i have optical--rectnical disease that is where my optical nerves got tangled with my rectnical nervse and gave me a poopie out look on life
    2 Responses Jan 19, 2012

    Need jokes to cheer me up.

    I'll start. Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: A brick.
    Whjs Whjs
    18-21, M
    1 Response May 27, 2015

    I Need Some Jokes

    I need some jokes because the ones I have are old and I need new jokes because I like to make people laugh.. so if you got any jokes please send them okay?
    aquarius3 aquarius3
    Dec 8, 2011

    The Archbishop of York

    once said, "My ignorance of science is such that if anyone mentioned copper nitrate, I should think he was talking about policemen's overtime!"
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 28, 2015

    A well-worn one dollar bill

    and a similarly distressed twenty dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation. The twenty dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the county. "I've had a pretty good...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    1 Response Mar 23, 2014

    A hobo (wanderer) comes up to the front door of

    a neat looking farmhouse and raps gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the hobo asks him, "Please, sir, could you give me something to eat? I haven't had a good meal in several days." The owner says, "I have made a fortune in my lifetime by supplying goods for people...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Mar 23, 2014
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