I Need To Be Hit On The Head With A Wiffle Ball Bat

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 6 People

    Hi guys my experience is that my balls itch and im gunna miss EP.
    ItzaMazz ItzaMazz
    22-25, M
    Apr 21
    Micheal Jackson~ Will you be there Thank you EP for always being there 24/7 !!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRqYVFr7sL4 Hold me Like the River Jordan And I will then say...
    MsMargaux MsMargaux
    41-45, F
    Apr 21
    Hi I'm really confused and I need some help.. Please take this seriously...This is not a joke..It really happened...I’m an 18 years old girl...I’m in high school... When I was...
    Lonely50298 Lonely50298
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 21
    I havee. I can't say they are my best friends now, but when they were, oh boy did we do some stupid stuff! I think it's only right I end my time here on EP with a positive, fun...
    TheMasterMan1 TheMasterMan1
    16-17, M
    Apr 20
    A Crow Flew over my head. may be 10 ft. above ! from Circling south to North.. then, to the East. Don't know where will this be, the next? I know it is the Departure message. My...
    fuckuprincessanyajaki fuckuprincessanyajaki
    41-45, F
    Apr 20
    Ballbusting babes. Part one My sister invited some of her friends over a few days ago. I had a thirty minute nap in my room because I was tired. I woke up unable to...
    Ale7jandro Ale7jandro
    22-25, M
    Apr 19
    I first got hit in the balls by my sister. It happened while fighting for the remote. I was taller than her so all I did was lift it up high. She got super angry once that she got...
    Ale7jandro Ale7jandro
    22-25, M
    Apr 19
    My girlfriend loves my balls. I think she loves them more than my **** because that's all she usually touches.
    Ale7jandro Ale7jandro
    22-25, M
    Apr 19
    Baby girls Only We are roommates. One night we are playing truth or dare and I dare you to tell me your biggest secret. You turn red as you tell me you want to be a baby...my baby...
    ABMommyAddie ABMommyAddie
    18-21, F
    Apr 19
    It may be a bit pointless to post experiences when EP is about to close, but I might as well use the privilege to do so while it’s still available. I’d rather start off by...
    TrentNovac2 TrentNovac2
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 19
    Physically and mentally. Most of the time it's just mental and I can't pick myself up. I find my flaws easily and destroy my self-confidence. Then when I have panic attacks I snap...
    LoreleiLoch LoreleiLoch
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 19
    Once again skipping, sitting in an empty lot, wishing I brought a razor and wanting another dealer. Seems every time I pull this juvenile trick it gets that much harder to commit...
    yamaraj yamaraj
    18-21, M
    Apr 19
    Considering a bathroom makeover is one of the best investments you can make in your home. Here are the best tips for low-cost bathroom designs. http://www.eglazeaustralia.com...
    eglazeaustralia eglazeaustralia
    22-25, F
    Apr 18
    I'm sitting in school and I want to cry so bad but I know if I do I won't be able to stop. I saw my dad for the first time in months today. He was drunk just like the last time I...
    pguadalupe pguadalupe
    16-17, F
    3 Responses Apr 18
    Today was awful. My job is working with people with disabilities and I was to assist a woman in a taxi to the hospital for an appointment and she was not a nice lady. Screamed at...
    DJsmum2006 DJsmum2006
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Apr 18
    My college documentary class took a trip to take some photos, and we split into small groups. One girl I have gotten to be friends with this semester, the other we are friends with...
    starling156 starling156
    18-21, M
    4 Responses Apr 17
    as the melodramatic header can tell you, I'm riddled with angst and pretentious self hatred. It's been so for running on, i don't know, two years now (give or take(more likely take...
    yamaraj yamaraj
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 17
    I really need to poop but I'm not near any bathrooms, I think I'm going to have an accident.
    heyitselly heyitselly
    16-17, F
    Apr 17
    I'm done being so miserable. Nobody deserves that. Happiness is a choice and I'm choosing it now. You should too. The heck with the people who kick us to the ground and enjoys it...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 17
    I'm done being so miserable. Nobody deserves that. Happiness is a choice and I'm choosing it now. You should too. The heck with the people who kick us to the ground and enjoys it...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 17
    I'm done being so miserable. Nobody deserves that. Happiness is a choice and I'm choosing it now. You should too. The heck with the people who kick us to the ground and enjoys it...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 17
    I really need some help my boyfriend went to his football match final game yesterday he had been drinking and he come home about 7 he asked me to pick him up as he had a really bad...
    kayloulou kayloulou
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 17
    All I can think of lately is death. I don't even cry anymore. I just go to school, come home, and sit in the dark. I try to go outside everyday, but I get awful headaches, and...
    rainandbooks rainandbooks
    13-15, F
    5 Responses Apr 17
    My depression is finally going away. I sometimes feel myself clicking in and out of feeling normal. I can finally get out of bed and feel like I have a purpose again. I can...
    pianokat pianokat
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Apr 16
    Many girls think that what is most important is to get a boyfriend and their teen lives will be amazing. But, I'm not gonna lie, I thought that way for someone time. UNTIL I...
    thaisykm thaisykm
    18-21, F
    Apr 16
    Pretty gassy and I need to poop
    heyitselly heyitselly
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 15
    i really need to talk with someone like girl i am feeling alone.
    tan987 tan987
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 15
    almost 10:30. I'm a bit tired but it's not that late. I need to wake up at 3:30. that should make me want to fall asleep. not tonight. I guess I didn't do enough during the day...
    4gotwhereiwas 4gotwhereiwas
    31-35, F
    Apr 14
    So my bro and I used to go bare when we were younger but then when puberty hit we kinda covered up more (well at least around each other). My brother ended up seeing me in all my...
    nakedboy1 nakedboy1
    18-21, M
    2 Responses Apr 14
    WHY? Why is it that God has given us this beautiful place we call Earth and our home? Man has hunted for years upon years for another place where we could live and move forward...
    Bobbyjeanc Bobbyjeanc
    61-65, T
    2 Responses Apr 14
    I remember when I was younger, I went for a haircut and it didn't turn out according to what I expected. I wanted to say: "NOOOOOO WHYYYYY DID IT BECAME LIKE THIS IT WASN'T...
    SparkofDecency SparkofDecency
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 13
    Where do I start? I am a gay man, I have known I was gay since 3rd grade. Growing up was tough and is a story for a later time. I met my first long term partner when I was 22, we...
    taletotell taletotell
    41-45, M
    Apr 13
    OMG that voice in the back of my head... I have a love-hate relationship with you. i love you, I love you. You warn me against ******* up, you make sure I always see the other...
    AsYetNameless AsYetNameless
    13-15, T
    1 Response Apr 13
    To Believe! All my life I have looked for God through the churches and in religions , when I have found that God doesn't need to live in a church, he is everywhere and anywhere. I...
    Bobbyjeanc Bobbyjeanc
    61-65, T
    1 Response Apr 12
    It's Monday, of course. I'm already kinda beaten for the week, just tired of the same routine where I'm still doing so much for school. It's senior year. I really thought I wouldn...
    DanceOfBlades DanceOfBlades
    18-21, F
    1 Response Apr 11
    I don't think i can take it anymore. I'm so anxious and depressed and it's only getting worse. My life sucks so bad lately. I'm in the last high school class and exams are coming...
    NotThatGuy98 NotThatGuy98
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 11
    Our daughter was born on 7 February 2011. Polina is our child, a long-awaited daughter. From the moment, when we heard about cancer of the stomach - world in my eyes was darkened...
    Kushnir86 Kushnir86
    26-30, F
    Apr 11
    Conversation with myself.... Do you think he's crying over you when he hears your voice in his head? Do you think he misses you when thinking about that funny conversation about...
    BernadetteAshley BernadetteAshley
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Apr 11
    Yesterday, my dad was hit with a ball in the "balls" during soccer practice! It hurt him so bad. I went to check on him in the locker room, he was cursing, hands on his junk and...
    RogerMi RogerMi
    26-30, M
    Apr 11
    Anyone please PM me! I really need to chat with someone!!
    Nosoupforyou24 Nosoupforyou24
    26-30, M
    Apr 10
    Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Day Lights off Days lost Crying on my bed Heart beats slowly I'm tryna clear my head but I ain't talking I'm not even...
    stephanie751 stephanie751
    13-15, F
    Apr 10
    i used to work at LUSH so that's what rally got me into bubble baths so much.. before that it used to be salt baths and ordinary soap, but after starting at LUSH it was a whole new...
    cyanmyst cyanmyst
    26-30, F
    Apr 9
    Hey, people. I just really have to share what im feeling cuz i cant tell it to someone else, and even if i will no one will understand me. Im so sick of all this ****** stuff...
    Alliwantistodie Alliwantistodie
    13-15, F
    7 Responses Apr 9
    Hey everyone, I need your advice. I haven't been diagnosed with depression, I avoid the doctors, but I really feel there's something wrong, I don't know what it is. Due to some bad...
    LastSunrise LastSunrise
    16-17, F
    5 Responses Apr 9
    I know I am drunk I know I am an *** but I need to say this right now. My uncle keeps nagging and nagging me about my school and saying I need to get a job because funding won't...
    SarahTeddy SarahTeddy
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Apr 9
    I need help. I feel like a battlefield between depression and superiority. I go in turns from trying to understand why I am so much less than what I am expected to be, what I...
    Regimus Regimus
    13-15, M
    2 Responses Apr 9
    My dad was never there for me. He was always emotionally unavailable. He never said that he was proud of me except for the times my mom told him to or he felt necessary for me to...
    SomeoneInNeedOfHelp SomeoneInNeedOfHelp
    13-15, M
    1 Response Apr 8
    Hit me up if you need someone to talk to.
    akaShaun akaShaun
    18-21, M
    1 Response Apr 8
    Everything gets better. I wanted to put an experience out there as my life has changed indeed in the last couple of years. A few years back I posted an experience about how lonely...
    BunnyObsession BunnyObsession
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Apr 8
    So today I was texting a guy from ep.I am having a bad day.He continues to ask me personal questions about my sex life.When I turned him down he got upset.Im having a depressed...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    8 Responses Apr 8
    I was running to my school, you call it careless but i did wait for the proper time until crossing, then I ran towards my school. Suddenly I realize that a car was speeding at me...
    thatoneguy395 thatoneguy395
    16-17
    Apr 7
    Playing with sister's hair - Part 2 Hey everyone, I hope you've enjoyed my previous hair play experience. For those who haven't, I am sure you'll enjoy it :D This is another...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Apr 7
    Imagine just having hope for everything and nothing ever changes.You just get more depressed and start wondering whats wrong.Thats me , in hope my ex will be with me again..its a...
    kissmegoodnight101 kissmegoodnight101
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 7
    I recently just got a new job not a great one but well enough to support myself but I wish I had the opportunity to do more I was never given chances I came from Manhattan New York...
    Dominick1042 Dominick1042
    36-40, M
    Apr 6
    I just want to get him out of my head. I just want him to shut up. I don't want to see his face in my memories. I don't want to hear his laugh. Why can't I just move the **** on...
    BernadetteAshley BernadetteAshley
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Apr 6
    It's so stupid how you've feeling so good one moment then you just want to cry your eyes out the next. The feeling of worthlessness even how good and nice you are to people is so...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    1 Response Apr 6
    It's so stupid how you've feeling so good one moment then you just want to cry your eyes out the next. The feeling of worthlessness even how good and nice you are to people is so...
    soyyoprincesa soyyoprincesa
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Apr 6
    I don't really know where to start, everything inside me is like looking into a washing machine on spin and you can't really separate what is what. I was never career driven or...
    Average111 Average111
    31-35, M
    1 Response Apr 6
    My k*k is scarlet__fire15 it's open to anyone if you need to talk about anything, i am trustworthy and I don't leave
    love11915 love11915
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 6
    Everyday I see a lot of crap about the LGBT community and about people like Bruce Jenner, being so brave and doing so much to inspire others. I have lived as a woman here in the...
    Bobbyjeanc Bobbyjeanc
    61-65, T
    2 Responses Apr 6
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