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I Need to Get Laid

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 674 People

    Who doesn't lol!!!!!!

    genisys genisys
    36-40, M
    2 Responses Aug 23, 2015

    It Has Been Years

    It has been years since I used the term laid, but bottom line is....yep  Thats what it is. I need to feel him tear into me and grip him oh so tight...I need to hear him moan as my tounge works its magic, like no other~~~ mmmmmmm uh oh  I was OFF in my own...
    36-40, F
    3 Responses May 27, 2008

    Sep. 2010

    Yes i said september 2010 thats the last time i had sex....i hate dry spells but i cant find anyone i wanna had sex with.
    ttlisaof2 ttlisaof2
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Jan 2, 2012

    24, Attracitve, And Just Plain Don'T Care!

    Hey there everyone!!! Quite the forum here..Thing is with me, I have been sexually active since I was 16, and active w/ girls since very young. Now, a 24 young adult attractive male, I am going on a cold streak. I have one night stands every couple of months, but not full-filling...
    SamsonJ07 SamsonJ07
    26-30, M
    Mar 1, 2013


    That's not a big issue with me and my wife....It will happen.
    SaratogaGirl SaratogaGirl
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Feb 16, 2011

    Sexless marriage really sucks.

    Just need to find one person female or male and get them off. I am so sick of this! Why did I get married? We go from swinging and a ton of fun to nothing at all. WTF!!!!!
    bimaleforuboth bimaleforuboth
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Aug 3, 2015

    Out Of Ideas

    Would like to. Enough said really. I'm 34, and a virgin. Although not really by choice. Going and getting a hooker isn't an emotional option, before anyone suggests that again. I just want it to be with a woman who chooses and wants to share this experience with me. Some...
    Cursedboy Cursedboy
    36-40, M
    Sep 13, 2010

    Especially By You.

    I want you to take me out of this
    charlie1960 charlie1960
    51-55, M
    3 Responses Feb 16, 2011


    man i need to get ******* laid its been along time like one ******* year i was making fun others bat now i am like one of them please help i dont know what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    dafy1978 dafy1978
    3 Responses Jul 1, 2011

    I Want To Experience It Again

    I lost my virginity in 2008 but I haven't done it since. I always thought once I lose my virginity I would gain the confidence to get laid again and hopefully get a girlfriend but I was wrong in so many ways. It's 2012 and I still haven't experienced sex again, if I had a job I...
    dalv2011 dalv2011
    26-30, M
    May 21, 2012

    My Very Dry Spell

    well its the start of 2012 and my new years resolutuon is to get a girlfriend and 'special cuddles'. its been 25 years of no sex and things need to change. i just hope i find someone interesting and that i get on well with.
    Samure1 Samure1
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 3, 2012

    It's Been Three and a Half Years

    After my divorce I've been really hesitant to get out there again.  I'm a single mom with 2 kids, though they are with him at the moment.  I don't really know what I'm looking for, but I miss the intimacy of making love with someone, and it has been so long that I've...
    courtesandoll courtesandoll
    5 Responses Aug 8, 2009

    My Date Last Night

    Last night we dined with chopsticks sharing random witticisms as the world buzzed us cellularly. We championed billiards (with my "winning" split shot, ahem). Pinball kept you within easy grasp from behind. We danced even when it was just us on the floor. You were drunk...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    5 Responses Jun 1, 2008

    Im Horny,,

    im horny always online here,,just look for females who love to get laid on cam or,,,,im very keen to meet those females.....
    rohanmenon rohanmenon
    Sep 29, 2012


    let me know i am all availabler
    vinssent1 vinssent1
    70+, M
    Dec 23, 2011


    Has been a long time and I have needs, yet I am almost scared to initiate. Intimacy is something I want but I don't know how to do it with out getting myself hurt.
    JadeHealy JadeHealy
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Nov 14, 2010

    Hopefully Sooner Rather Than Later........

    ~ It's up in the air right now........... Not looking good, but I have hope that we'll pull it together...... At least I hope so! ~ My vibrator can only do so much. MAhahahahahaha!!!!
    deleted deleted
    Apr 30, 2009


    Sometimes life just gets to be too much. In my case, my parents are divorcing. I owe 25,000 grand in student loans. Being a research assistant is getting to be a drag. And just feeling inundated by life. So **** it. I need a *******
    deleted deleted
    Jun 25, 2012


    I always feel this way when I'm on my period.
    SpiritOfTheRabbit SpiritOfTheRabbit
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Sep 12, 2010

    Looking for some fun totally bored

    and needing something to get me through.
    AV8R1984 AV8R1984
    31-35, M
    Mar 17, 2014

    I hope she comes into my life again someday.

    Whether its xxxx or a hot stranger, we need to make out. Kiss, talk, flirt, or whatever it is that leads to sex because i need it.
    ninerzoon ninerzoon
    36-40, M
    1 Response Mar 29, 2014

    wife took care of me yesterday

    now i need a guy.
    stlguy45 stlguy45
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Sep 28, 2015

    Five Years Without...

    Have I mentioned that I have been without sex for five years... and that I am dying from the lack of physical affection and the simple goodness of good sex. I haven't even had a decently good kiss in all that time... Let alone the chance to preform oral sex on a woman... and...
    JRSK007 JRSK007
    51-55, M
    7 Responses Aug 8, 2009

    It's been more than 20 years

    and I'm pretty sure I'm destined to die without ever having sex again.
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jul 28, 2015
    tylp tylp
    26-30, M
    2 Responses May 23, 2015

    By A Special Someone...

    who could share a bed of roses with me, forever....
    4BlackForest 4BlackForest
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Mar 6, 2011

    Sighs And Screams

    I need to get laid... suddenly, "involuntarily"... by sensing your lips, tongue and fingers, sigh and scream. I need to get laid, without knowing and without asking, by feeling your hand in all his depth... through my whole body and mind, sigh and scream, one more time. I need to...
    deleted deleted
    11 Responses Feb 16, 2011

    It might be selfish, but...

    ...but right now, what I really want is to get my **** sucked. I mean, that's not all I want, but it's the overriding desire of the moment. For days, now - for more than a week... I've had this intense desire to get sucked off. I want to look down and see someone's head bobbing...
    TheNakedPoet TheNakedPoet
    46-50, M
    11 Responses Feb 16, 2011

    Truth. But I stay single

    and me and my friends close but not that close 8months strong.
    Alylovespuppies Alylovespuppies
    18-21, F
    Feb 23, 2015

    What actually makes get laid is mainly getting

    your face sexier. And what determines the beauty of your face is how much leaning mass you have in your jaws, or more generally speaking, in your muscles that makes you is the only method that makes you lose this fat and gain lean muscle instead.So here's...
    Joshucash Joshucash
    26-30, M
    Feb 9, 2015

    I Need It Bad

    I just need to get laid, the sooner the better. Its been to long. I want to get laid again while I remember how.   
    morningstar45 morningstar45
    22-25, M
    5 Responses May 14, 2011

    Well this morning in bed i reached over to

    caress my wifes breasts to try to start something forgetting my son was in the bed next to us ( hotel on vacation ) after a fee minutes of that i dropped my hand to lower area and to my surprise she had waxed !! Wow instant hard on !!!! Only then she said stop son is in room...
    Stacieandpaul69 Stacieandpaul69
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Jul 4, 2015

    So Many Stories...

    Seriously... doesn't the name of the group say it all...Does anyone really need to write a story about it on top of that?Dude!
    deleted deleted
    Feb 21, 2011
    deleted deleted
    Feb 23, 2015

    Ah Yes...

    To lay, to get lucky, to ****, to screw, to dance the horizontal mambo, to get down, to get jiggy, to get your freak on, intercourse, taking one eye to the optometrist, to bang... No matter how you say it, I want it right now, and wanted it really bad a few hours ago... My...
    drcynic drcynic
    26-30, M
    4 Responses Nov 26, 2007


    Like... who doesn't?!?Everybody needs a little of that!
    deleted deleted
    10 Responses Feb 2, 2011

    I'm 28

    and have never been laid before in my life and I am almost to the point of desperation where I don't even care who its with, where it happens just to get laid for the first time in my life.  since I have never been in a relationship, hell never been on a date,  I might...
    loneranger loneranger
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Aug 28, 2008

    I Need To Get Laid

    The last time I was intimate with a woman was in May of 2005 before I moved to Florida.
    harrybgood1 harrybgood1
    61-65, M
    2 Responses Mar 24, 2013

    Not Enough

    I blame the full moon.There are times ... like now for example, when toys just don't do it for me.  I appreciate B.O.B. and all the places we go together (and there are many and often) but sometimes it's not enough. Sometimes the thrust and urgency needs to come from someone...
    womaninbliss womaninbliss
    51-55, F
    24 Responses Feb 16, 2011

    It's True.

    Been feeling pretty sexually frustrated of late, concentrating on training for my new job and gardening and lack of money and arguments with friends and family. *Sigh*  
    SaharaOdeil SaharaOdeil
    22-25, F
    Jun 1, 2008

    It's Been Way Too Long.

    I'm 24, and I've only had sex once. And I had to pay for it. Jeez! Did I just say that? Yes, I gave my virginity to a prostitute because I was sick of still having it. Now it's been over two years since that and I still haven't had sex again. Aren't your twenties supposed...
    bruin51988 bruin51988
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 23, 2012

    Help Me!! Please

    help me please i need to get laid so bad it has been since last may im freakin horny and know i could make it worth a womans while i am getting bored with beating off
    mark3845 mark3845
    36-40, M
    Nov 10, 2009

    Yes I Do!

    It's been about two months since I've had sex and I know there are people who've had to wait longer but god I'm horny! I'm a f*cking nympho and I'm constantly horny... And I start going crazy after a couple of days, let alone a couple of months... gah.... I need to find myself a...
    deleted deleted
    3 Responses Feb 10, 2008

    To Quote a Respected Friend, It's Been...

    EIGHT MONTHS! You hear! eight months. Wait, I'm not sure if this is really happening. EIGHT MONTHS! OK, it's painfully real. Everyone line up to laugh...
    QuixoticKidEternity QuixoticKidEternity
    15 Responses Apr 2, 2008
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