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I Need To Get Off

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    So....

    where does this bus stop at anyway?
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda 46-50, M Mar 28, 2012

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    Stop The Car

    I need to get off, STOP the car. I have to go pee really bad, must be too much beer in my system.Phew, that was a close one...thanks for stopping the car.The End
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jul 25, 2012

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    We Share Ep

    Just to throw it out there my girlfriend and I share EP. We are both Bi and like to skype with males and females and couples. When one of us is on EP we like to add experiences and read stories for each other to see when we get on and get turned on by it. Anyways just to clarify...
    sara564 sara564 22-25, F 15 Responses Aug 9, 2012

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    Not The Problem

    THE PROBLEM LIES IN I AM TIRED OF BEING THE ONE WHO GETS THIS ACCOMPLISHED !!!!
    JEEPWRANGLERGUY95 JEEPWRANGLERGUY95 41-45, M 1 Response May 20, 2012

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    Same

    I feel the same way just need something to get it up first
    michtrucker michtrucker 31-35, M 1 Response Mar 28, 2012

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    Sex Therapy (pt. 2)

    I met with my sex therapist last Thursday, and again on Monday. Thursday, she had a male doctor in with her (and me). She is still letting me be nude through our sessions, but has told me that I will eventually have to be clothed during our sessions. She has been asking more...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 12, 2012

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    Www.letsconfide.com

    Hey ,pls check out www.letsconfide.com. Let me know what you think of it.
    letsconfide letsconfide 26-30 Apr 22, 2012

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    Me

    Nice, young teen.. Anyone who wants to get off to me let me know or send me pics
    hotchicsams hotchicsams 18-21, F 48 Responses May 20, 2012

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    Here'S The Deal

    I am sitting here in a wet diaper, writing stories and working up to nirvana. Right now, I have plastic pants on, with a very absorbent pair of sweat shorts on. Kind of like a cloth diaper. Since I don't have a cloth diaper, this'll have to do.
    manposh manposh 46-50 Jun 30, 2013

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    Do You Like Cam Girls? Sites To Expensive?

    Add me on skype. I used to be a cam girl but they rip you off!! charge too much! I do shows for a third the cost on skype, and i am WAY hotter then the ******* on the sites! plus u get me all to urself, whatever u want ;P add me now: getitallnow DO NOT ADD ME IF ALL U WANT...
    hottestbitchDD hottestbitchDD 18-21, F 2 Responses May 2, 2012

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    Always In The Mood

    I am a married man. But my wife just doesn't understand that sometimes I just need to handle things myself. I have. High sex drive but don't get to release as often as I would like. So I find like minded pople online to help out. If anyone is interested, let me know. I am a...
    thonglover2013 thonglover2013 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 16, 2012

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    Needing An ******!

    My boy toy and I don't get much alone time, and we save our **** up for each other... No petting, fingering, *******, etc. for me, unless they come from him. He is the only man who has ever given me an ******... responsible for my very first. Of course I am always wanting, but I...
    lovemybf lovemybf 22-25, F 1 Response Mar 15, 2013

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    Blue Balls

    Well I have been married for almost 10 years and last year I got penis enlarged because I thought my wife might want me to have a larger ****. So I went and got it done to 11 inches long and 7 in he's wide. When I was done healing we tried it and she started to cry. I asked her...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 12, 2013

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    Loney

    wife lef me met some one facebook and she went to turkey to be with hem
    airdad64 airdad64 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 13, 2012

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    Dry Spell

    Okay, I am not going to insult someone by trying to persuade them into some erotic chat if they don't want to. I'm a young guy studying emergency medicine and a firefighter part time. I don't have time to be out on the prowl or try to figure out which of the hundreds of women are...
    JayC086 JayC086 26-30, M Apr 2, 2013

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    Stress Release

    I need to *** everyday. But i have 3 young kids so my problem is time. I'm never alone. And at night I'm so tired. I get it done now and then lol but i have to do it quick. I struggle with anxiety. And stress. And it relaxes me but damn can I ever get a hour alone??
    matydreadz matydreadz 36-40, M 2 Responses Mar 29, 2012

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    I Need To Get Off

    I Need To Get Off any time anywhere!! skype mimisv4. women only please!!!
    mimisv mimisv 31-35, M Aug 24, 2012

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    Need To Get Off.

    i have not been able to get off in months. i can't seem to get it up. might be my meds. i am so horny do not not know what do.
    bigdog12 bigdog12 36-40, M Apr 22, 2012

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    Need To ***? Let Me Help!

    add me on skype! dont waist time on cam sites paying out your add for ugly chicks. i am the hottest girl you will find out there! add me now lets have sum fun! getitallnow see you soon!
    hottestbitchDD hottestbitchDD 18-21, F 8 Responses Apr 30, 2012

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    Need To ***

    I've been in a trip this week and haven't been able to stroke for over a week. Needless to say my balls are full. I'm trying to decide if I should wait and **** my girlfriend and *** inside her or use my ***** and vibrator and milk myself into a glass and swallow it myself. Would...
    Needitbad100 Needitbad100 36-40, M Mar 14, 2013

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    Any females up for some sextin?

    ??? trading pics???
    chiver69 chiver69 22-25, M May 11

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    It's Morning

    As I awake my penis is hard and throbbing and as I roll over and kiss her gently then slide downward to suck on her breast she pulls me tight.I press my penis firmly against her thigh and slowly thrust my desire.And then going downward again and kissing her thigh I wrap my hands...
    readytoride69 readytoride69 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 2, 2012

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    When My Eyes First Open

    My penis is rock hard just like the day before and the day before that,as the sweat runs down my face I turn to her.I brush her hair back as I whisper good morning as I kiss her ear softly.She is a fine young lady with big rounded firm breasts she presses her body against my.As...
    readytoride69 readytoride69 51-55, M Apr 16, 2012

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    Dripping Wet

    Dh and I haven't had sex in 3 weeks. I found the EP web site while looking for advice on lesbian dreams. Now I am soaked from thinkIng about eating a hot woman out while playing with her ****. Unfortunately for me, dildoes and vibrators have never worked for me; as I crave the...
    Texi Texi 26-30, F 5 Responses Apr 20, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    Hey guys could use some advice.. Been dating an older guy who I met through my best friend.( never been married no children. The connection was instant he is in the US Air Force...
    claire1979 claire1979 31-35, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I really need money right now so any suggestions or offers? And before you say get a job I'm 14
    Avery1313 Avery1313 13-15, F 3 Responses 7 hrs ago

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    Not necessarily about sad stuff, just someone to talk to to get my mind off things
    hellookbye hellookbye 18-21, F 3 Responses 9 hrs ago

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    First off, I don't want to complain, I want to vent... He's making a huge effort and I am ecstatic about that! Sex is always the last thing on his mind, therefore, our sex lacks...
    wantingtobehappy84 wantingtobehappy84 22-25, F 8 hrs ago

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    Got yelled at for throwing away toys I found in my car. Didn't know they were my fiance's. He yelled and swore while I was in the shower and could hardly defend myself. Then when...
    janethinks janethinks 22-25, F 3 hrs ago

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    have to drop out of online college because internet being shut off Monday. have no money and still no job yet.
    makenzieluv2014 makenzieluv2014 31-35, F 1 Response 1 hr ago

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    I've shared her photos and the video she made for me before. I get so turned on when men and especially women tell me what they would do to her. I had one girl tell me how she...
    Navyson Navyson 22-25, M 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    i'm writing this story for people to read and learn about something that so many ask about and rather then repeatedly writing about the same thing I'm going to put it all here I'm...
    tom67890 tom67890 46-50, M 2 Responses Jul 12

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    I suppose I have spent so much time in the past four years trying to unravel the constant web that my mum surround me with, that I have become a narcissist myself. I guess that...
    createababe createababe 31-35 Jul 9

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    I don't know what to do anymore. My life has fallen in pieces in front of me. Lost my job, gf (now ex) cheated on me throughout my whole relationship, lost a friend to. Unexpected...
    Winbu Winbu 16-17, M 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    hey all ! ... this is important and big. can i have a small time of yours, just little.. few minutes.. i sign up here around a year back to share my story with people and i did. i...
    heartless2 heartless2 22-25, M 17 hrs ago

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    I need somebody to talk to share my problem. And I need advice as well. Must be open minded person, mature and wiser. anyone? please add me and leave me message :((
    v192 v192 26-30, F 9 Responses 14 hrs ago

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    My boyfriend and i have just broken up we both need time to our selves.. He had a injury at work a few months ago and he had a blood clot he is ok now and its gone but its affected...
    Coocoo37 Coocoo37 18-21, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    I've been in a relationship for seven years and I've always been faithful. It's been a rough relationship the whole time. We only have sex once or twice a month. I feel like I...
    lostboy0 lostboy0 31-35, M 12 hrs ago

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    I use EP as a distraction. Often this twisted and free flowing underbelly of a social media provides sensibility to my own busy schedule. I don't need this site. I won't ever meet...
    DomDGrade DomDGrade 31-35, M 1 Response 7 hrs ago

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    I hate my sisters!! I had accept the fact that they never cared about me I should have known people like them are toxic and unhealthy They alwAys mulipated me thinking i was...
    missyluvsmissy4me missyluvsmissy4me 41-45, F Jun 23

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    Right now, I'm almost off of Cymbalta, which I have taken for about 2 years. I'm on a 1/4 dose of what I was originally taking, and I lowered the dosage by a fourth at a time, for...
    racc000n racc000n 22-25, F 2 Responses Jun 28

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    This story is basically asking someone out there to help me work abroad preferably in North America or at least give me some tips to expedite the process. You might be questioning...
    gexbly gexbly 18-21, M Jun 22

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    This story is basically asking someone out there to help me work abroad preferably in North America or at least give me some tips to expedite the process. You might be questioning...
    gexbly gexbly 18-21, M Jun 22

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    As of today I have officially given up on love and I really don't care anymore I tried pursuing relationships constant rejection I don't even care if I get married anymore I don't...
    SeanWarnerB SeanWarnerB 18-21, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I'm in such a bad way. I'd appreciate some kind words off anyone. I have a history of severe depression anyway but events in my life atm are causing me to implode. I have two...
    Stiggyb Stiggyb 26-30, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    So... I have been thinking about asking a friend help, i want him to help me to get a date... I find it a little (a lot) embarrassing but i will birth 17 in one month, the next...
    Mynameistooweird Mynameistooweird 16-17, M 18 hrs ago

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    I need a dirty one now a nasty slutty one
    dirtyperv35 dirtyperv35 31-35, M 17 hrs ago

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    Not sure if anyone would really care but I'm kinda frustrated and annoyed about school and need someone to give me advice or words of encouragement
    mandyg14 mandyg14 22-25, F 5 Responses 12 hrs ago

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    I guess, I've learned a lot from my past relationship. I missed so many happy moments with my family and some important events with them. I was physically with them but I was...
    Achelle07 Achelle07 18-21, F 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    Going through a tough time. Need to talk someone who can relate to going through a divorce with a passive aggressive *******. I feel like I'm going to go crazy.
    feelingsoblu feelingsoblu 31-35, F 2 Responses 9 hrs ago