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I Need To Get Off

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    Blue Balls

    Well I have been married for almost 10 years and last year I got penis enlarged because I thought my wife might want me to have a larger ****. So I went and got it done to 11 inches long and 7 in he's wide. When I was done healing we tried it and she started to cry. I asked her...
    deleted deleted 26-30 3 Responses Jan 12, 2013

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    Me

    Nice, young teen.. Anyone who wants to get off to me let me know or send me pics
    hotchicsams hotchicsams 18-21, F 45 Responses May 20, 2012

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    Sex Therapy (pt. 2)

    I met with my sex therapist last Thursday, and again on Monday. Thursday, she had a male doctor in with her (and me). She is still letting me be nude through our sessions, but has told me that I will eventually have to be clothed during our sessions. She has been asking more...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 12, 2012

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    We Share Ep

    Just to throw it out there my girlfriend and I share EP. We are both Bi and like to skype with males and females and couples. When one of us is on EP we like to add experiences and read stories for each other to see when we get on and get turned on by it. Anyways just to clarify...
    sara564 sara564 22-25, F 14 Responses Aug 9, 2012

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    Not The Problem

    THE PROBLEM LIES IN I AM TIRED OF BEING THE ONE WHO GETS THIS ACCOMPLISHED !!!!
    CBRguyspanks CBRguyspanks 41-45, M 1 Response May 20, 2012

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    Do You Like Cam Girls? Sites To Expensive?

    Add me on skype. I used to be a cam girl but they rip you off!! charge too much! I do shows for a third the cost on skype, and i am WAY hotter then the ******* on the sites! plus u get me all to urself, whatever u want ;P add me now: getitallnow DO NOT ADD ME IF ALL U WANT...
    hottestbitchDD hottestbitchDD 18-21, F 2 Responses May 2, 2012

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    It's Morning

    As I awake my penis is hard and throbbing and as I roll over and kiss her gently then slide downward to suck on her breast she pulls me tight.I press my penis firmly against her thigh and slowly thrust my desire.And then going downward again and kissing her thigh I wrap my hands...
    readytoride69 readytoride69 51-55, M 1 Response Apr 2, 2012

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    Stress Release

    I need to *** everyday. But i have 3 young kids so my problem is time. I'm never alone. And at night I'm so tired. I get it done now and then lol but i have to do it quick. I struggle with anxiety. And stress. And it relaxes me but damn can I ever get a hour alone??
    matydreadz matydreadz 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 29, 2012

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    Here'S The Deal

    I am sitting here in a wet diaper, writing stories and working up to nirvana. Right now, I have plastic pants on, with a very absorbent pair of sweat shorts on. Kind of like a cloth diaper. Since I don't have a cloth diaper, this'll have to do.
    manposh manposh 46-50 Jun 30, 2013

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    Always In The Mood

    I am a married man. But my wife just doesn't understand that sometimes I just need to handle things myself. I have. High sex drive but don't get to release as often as I would like. So I find like minded pople online to help out. If anyone is interested, let me know. I am a...
    thonglover2013 thonglover2013 31-35, M 2 Responses Jul 16, 2012

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    Stop The Car

    I need to get off, STOP the car. I have to go pee really bad, must be too much beer in my system.Phew, that was a close one...thanks for stopping the car.The End
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Jul 25, 2012

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    So....

    where does this bus stop at anyway?
    Devilonyashoulda Devilonyashoulda 46-50, M Mar 28, 2012

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    Dripping Wet

    Dh and I haven't had sex in 3 weeks. I found the EP web site while looking for advice on lesbian dreams. Now I am soaked from thinkIng about eating a hot woman out while playing with her ****. Unfortunately for me, dildoes and vibrators have never worked for me; as I crave the...
    Texi Texi 26-30, F 4 Responses Apr 20, 2012

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    Need To Get Off.

    i have not been able to get off in months. i can't seem to get it up. might be my meds. i am so horny do not not know what do.
    bigdog12 bigdog12 36-40, M Apr 22, 2012

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    Loney

    wife lef me met some one facebook and she went to turkey to be with hem
    airdad64 airdad64 41-45, M 1 Response Apr 13, 2012

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    Need To ***? Let Me Help!

    add me on skype! dont waist time on cam sites paying out your add for ugly chicks. i am the hottest girl you will find out there! add me now lets have sum fun! getitallnow see you soon!
    hottestbitchDD hottestbitchDD 18-21, F 6 Responses Apr 30, 2012

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    Needing An ******!

    My boy toy and I don't get much alone time, and we save our **** up for each other... No petting, fingering, *******, etc. for me, unless they come from him. He is the only man who has ever given me an ******... responsible for my very first. Of course I am always wanting, but I...
    lovemybf lovemybf 22-25, F Mar 15, 2013

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    Same

    I feel the same way just need something to get it up first
    michtrucker michtrucker 31-35, M Mar 28, 2012

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    Having a happy, yet horny Friday afternoon.

    Working from the home office, seeking distraction. I'd love to find someone to connect with and to help each other relax and "get off". Would love to find a neglected married woman to lavish with affection
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 25

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    When My Eyes First Open

    My penis is rock hard just like the day before and the day before that,as the sweat runs down my face I turn to her.I brush her hair back as I whisper good morning as I kiss her ear softly.She is a fine young lady with big rounded firm breasts she presses her body against my.As...
    readytoride69 readytoride69 51-55, M Apr 16, 2012

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    Www.letsconfide.com

    Hey ,pls check out www.letsconfide.com. Let me know what you think of it.
    letsconfide letsconfide 26-30 Apr 22, 2012

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