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I Need to Pee On My Couch

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 300 People

    Peeing Contest!

    the other day my sister and i wanted to see who had the highest pee stream. we sat on one side of the sofa and got into a comfortable position. then we both tried to out-pee and get a high stream, but i lost lol. some of the pee went on us but most on the middle of the couch...
    brittanyanno brittanyanno
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Oct 29, 2011

    What Shall I Do On My Old Sofa?

    I have ordered a new sofa. The old brown one is on the way out. Should I **** on it? Should I spend all day ******* on it? Should I take a **** on it? Maybe both and roll around in the pissy steamy mess! Maybe pee my pants on it? Hmm?
    nylonYfronts nylonYfronts
    36-40, M
    6 Responses Dec 7, 2011

    Soaked Right Though The Cushin.

    This will actually be a quick experience. Over the past two days I have been peeing naked on my couch and wetting myself. Both time right after work I returned home after holding it all day.Only to sit in my work clothes on the living room couch and just wet myself there. It...
    WetgirlEP WetgirlEP
    22-25, F
    8 Responses Sep 24, 2013

    I was reading some of the blogs on here

    and some of them were about urinating on couch's and I thought of how sick and inhumane it was bi then I thought I was two quick to judge so I went and urinated in my pants and underwear on my couch never felt better I felt naughty and I'm a guy! I then ************ and I...
    thepeeman1903 thepeeman1903
    31-35
    1 Response Jan 23, 2014

    So I was at my boyfriends house

    and we were in his bedroom watching p0rn together. We were both "getting off" to it and we decided to try what they were doing which was peeing on the furniture. Since no one was home we went to his living room and sat on his leather couch and played with ourselves while peeing...
    Smush110 Smush110
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jun 3, 2015

    I Love Peeing On The Couch

    I always lay on the couch while surfing EP and ********** with my vibrator.  After a while I start to squirt pee a little at a time.  I love the way it feels running down the crack of my ***.  It is also great to smell the couch cushion with a mix of my pee...
    pantybabe pantybabe
    31-35, F
    7 Responses Jan 1, 2010

    As A Kid I Did

    when I was like 13 i was at my grandparents houst I was on the couch and grandma asked if i had a diaper on I said no she told me not to wet or sleep i did she was mad but got over it as we cleaned it up
    pattyann55413 pattyann55413
    31-35, F
    Apr 20, 2012

    Friend's Place

    While waiting for my friend I felt the need to pee. I moved my panties out of the way and soaked the couch.
    mmartin86 mmartin86
    18-21, F
    5 Responses May 2, 2011

    I Peed On My Couch

    my friend (whos a girl) and i (a boy) were hanging out about three weeks ago. we were sitting on the couch playing truth or dare and i was holding back the urge to pee. the game was a bit slow at first so i thought i would take it up a notch. she said truth so i asked her if she...
    Dennisberg Dennisberg
    22-25
    Apr 11, 2013

    All Over The Lounge Room Couch

    I felt very naughty one day and decided it was the day for me to **** on the couch. I went out to the lounge room. It was dinner time and my family were up and about walking round the house making dinner. I sat on the couch turned on my wii as a cover story that i was playing it...
    moreto moreto
    18-21
    2 Responses Oct 8, 2011

    Pee On His Couch

    My boyfriend and I are very much into wetting. My ultimate fantasy is to wet a sofa or a couch that isn't mine. (partly so I dont have to clean up after) anyway, yesterday I was at my boyfriends house and we were watching **** and ************ and sitting on his couch. He was...
    kittycat1233 kittycat1233
    22-25, F
    13 Responses Oct 22, 2009

    Not On My Own Couch Yet...

    but I have on others’.The most outrageous was in a student lounge. I just sat on the couch, pulled my shorts down so they wouldn’t get noticeably damp but not enough to show my penis, and let it flow. When I finished, I had a very wet behind.I eased up off the couch, pulled...
    NakedDriver NakedDriver
    56-60, M
    3 Responses May 13, 2011

    Why Did I Stand On My Couch And Pee?

    It was actually almost last week now that I was home in the afternoon and without to much thought before I knew it I was standing up on my couch and I started to urinate in my pants and I kept the stream going as I pulled down my cargo pants and panties. I had to stop peeing at...
    WetgirlEP WetgirlEP
    22-25, F
    7 Responses Oct 27, 2011

    Stinky Baby

    I want to be a stinky baby of pee, poop and spitup baby formula! Looking for Mommy or Daddy, a lactating Mommy goes to front of line!
    grizzcubbie grizzcubbie
    51-55, M
    1 Response Aug 28, 2013

    Peeing On A Chair

    So its like 330 in the am and I woke up needing to pee so insead of going all the way upsairs to the bathroom I decided to sit on the living room chair and pee and it felt awsome to feel the warm pee puddle up under me now I am going to go back to bed I love peeing on things
    trailblazer0378 trailblazer0378
    36-40, M
    3 Responses Sep 19, 2012
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