I Never Had a Honeymoon



    I never had a honeymoon. Not a real one, anyway. My 'honeymoon' was spending a week at a local hotel, so I could have sex outside of my mom's house. It was a cheap hotel, and we didn't really enjoy ourselves as much as we would of liked to. We want to have a real honeymoon, on...
    Sweetheartxoxo Sweetheartxoxo
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Jun 6, 2008

    Never Been,

    I have never been married so it's impossible, but I would like to.
    AHM1994 AHM1994
    18-21, M
    Mar 8, 2011

    Been married a little over a year now,

    and we still haven't had a honeymoon. I feel bad too. My wife deserves one. She's so romantic, and we've never even had time or the money to get out of town.
    Klayden Klayden
    36-40, M
    Nov 30, 2013

    Had One...but Whimpy!!

    When i married my ex husband at 20...we were so seriously broke!!! Went to a hotel about an hour from home...spent two nights.  The only attraction was a large dam. JD...make notes... Think Beach...fruity drinks with umbrellas!!!  
    Lexus Lexus
    36-40, F
    8 Responses Dec 7, 2007

    The Military Took My Honeymoon

    When my husband and I got married he was in the Marine Corp.  We had planned a honeymoon that we would leave for a week after our wedding.  Since most of my friends and family were from out of the area we were living, we wanted to have some time to visit with...
    Brooke24 Brooke24
    Jul 31, 2009

    Hope To Have One, Someday

    My husband and I were high school sweethearts, and we got married at 19, while he was in the Navy. We had a JoP come to our apartment because we were doing it on short notice, even though we'd talked about it for over a year. We'd decided to do it before he was deployed so that I...
    delheart11 delheart11
    26-30, F
    Apr 12, 2012

    Never married so no honeymoon.

    I wonder if I ever would get one... Nowadays I think it would never come. I do not seek marriage but I do think it would be sweet to share meaningful stuff with that special someone.
    4biandu 4biandu
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 22, 2015

    I Was Honeymoonless Twice

    I spent my first (honeymoon) being froze out in a truck with windows that wouldn't go up and no heat, on a ride home, where I spent the night getting pins outta my hair, and he watched tv. I spent my second honeymoon, on a long ride home with his sisterinlaw and my daughter from...
    litlpomtree litlpomtree
    22-25, F
    May 17, 2011

    Honeymoon At 17

    I spent my honeymoon wondering where my new husband was. Months later, after finally putting all of these twisted pieces of our life together, I realized where he had been on our honeymoon. Out scoring crack, or meth, or maybe even huffing spray paint. But he sure wasn't with me...
    audreyo audreyo
    22-25, F
    1 Response May 2, 2008

    Had A Honeymoon Paid For - Never Went.

    First I'll start off by saying that I am the biggest idiot to walk the face of this great earth and after almost 8 years of marriage, I'm still angry. My husband and I eloped (long story short: took 4 times to actually get married...different topic altogether). Prior to the 3rd...
    gilliesnl gilliesnl
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Jun 8, 2011


    Honeymoon,Not me,No way,How can I?Not married!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Oct 28, 2011

    In The Beginning There Was... Surgery

    The day after I got married I had to take my husband to the hospital for groin pain that had been building for several days. Turns out he had testicular torsion and had to have it removed :-/ I promise it wasn't anything I did. So the first ten days of our marriage was me going...
    Wifeinater Wifeinater
    26-30, F
    1 Response Aug 1, 2012

    Cracker Barrel

    Me and my husband were married April 16th 2011, we both brought children into the marriage, so because of finances we never got to have our honey moon, in fact the kids even rode from the church to the reception with us , lol, however the next day to celebrate us getting married...
    tristan6 tristan6
    3 Responses May 9, 2012

    Maybe One Day

    Maybe on day I will have the honeymoon that I always dreamed of but until that time I guess I will be satisfied with the very short one I did have.
    deleted deleted
    7 Responses May 11, 2008

    I've Never Been Married

    Ok...so I've never been married, that's why I've never had a honeymoon.  Fact of the matter is that I'm afraid of marriage but I am fascinated by honeymoons.  Just the symbolism, you are leaving everyone behind to consumate a union between another person, who you have...
    SumthinSumthin SumthinSumthin
    Sep 4, 2008


    I never had a honeymoon. Not a real one, anyway. My 'honeymoon' was spending a week at a local hotel, so I could have sex outside of my mom's house (i got married at 18). It was a cheap hotel, and we didn't really enjoy ourselves as much as we would of liked to. We hope to...
    RealityTVJunkie RealityTVJunkie
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 14, 2009

    Honeymoon - Just a Sweet Dream....

    Just got married 4months ago. We... ooops... "I" had great plans for the honeymoon. For more than a month after our wedding we still kept meeting the relatives and having meals with them. But the invitations still didn't end. Finally I started to insist that we must go...
    sareensingh sareensingh
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 18, 2009

    Been married a little over a year now,

    and we still haven't had a honeymoon. I feel bad too. My wife deserves one. She's so romantic, and we've never even had time or the money to get out of town.
    Klayden Klayden
    36-40, M
    Nov 30, 2013


    i wonder how honeymoon is like.. well dumb question
    deleted deleted
    Mar 26, 2011

    Am I Undeserving Of A Honeymoon?

    I was married in Oct 2008 and I did not have a Honeymoon. My husband never talked about it before and after we got married. I assumed the problem was money. I knew he had some kind of extra money, not much, but he wanted it for other purpose and I respected his decision. Few...
    eolhc eolhc
    2 Responses Jan 3, 2013

    This Is My Seoind Marriage,,,

    I never had a honeymoon becasue my son wasinuured in a hit and run accident.....so instead of a honeymoon we stayed at home and helped my son to recover from his injuries.And kast year when we were meant toi be going over seas for our delayed honeymoon i had cancer....Third time...
    LaVidaLoca LaVidaLoca
    41-45, F
    Mar 13, 2008


    No honeymoon, because we bought a house instead :
    emilyreallyexists emilyreallyexists
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 13, 2008

    I Want Honey Mooon!

    I really want to go to Switzerland for my Honeymoon! I love to see that country, I read tour books about it! i know its looserish but i want to see it if my husband doesnt take me to a honeymoon, i'll make sure i name my kids honey n moon to torture him for his mistake
    deleted deleted
    1 Response Jan 26, 2012

    When I Got Married......

    It's complicated really.  Me and the hubby knew we were going to get married at some point... but we were dancing around it and taking our time.  Because i didn't want to go crazy and screw up my life.  I wanted to be sure. Then his son was molested and his son's...
    Shierke Shierke
    26-30, F
    Apr 9, 2008

    Never Felt So Very All Allone

    Even though I'm surrounded by people all day, mostly children though, I feel allone in what's going on in my life. I do not tell. I feel they will not understand, and it's such a long story. There was only one who knew the story, in it's entirity, other than I and the guy I...
    litlpomtree litlpomtree
    22-25, F
    May 17, 2011

    It was difficult but

    as long as I was married it didn't matter. but it wasn't long before problems started. I decided to get a divorce but it took me six years to finally walk out. My failed attempts to leave an abusive marriage made me stronger. I left with no doubt in my mind. That was not the...
    monilee monilee
    51-55, F
    Mar 19, 2014

    Never Had A Honeymoon X3

    I have been married three times, and divorced twice. Currently I am married. But I have never, ever been on a honeymoon! My 1st husband was too cheap to get one: while my family paid for the wedding, I assumed he was taking care of the honeymoon part. But he had done nothing...
    lifelongstudent lifelongstudent
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Jul 27, 2012

    He Chose Work Over Our Honeymoon

    7 years later and still no honeymoon, i want to go to Hawaii but he's working. His job is killing me.
    anjeweleyez01 anjeweleyez01
    31-35, F
    Aug 17, 2012

    Still Waiting.... After 15 Years...

    I was very young (21) when I got married. We never had a honeymoon. Instead, we relocated for my husbands job. I also focused most of my time at college, grad school, and work. I always assumed that eventually we would take a trip together, but whenever I brought it up, I would...
    jbonsu76 jbonsu76
    Feb 1, 2012

    So Sad

    I have been married twice and both times there were odd things at play and never did I get that honeymoon.  I wonder if it would have made a difference in how the marriages turned out?
    deleted deleted
    2 Responses Apr 12, 2010

    Part of a Night

    We had part of out honeymoon night in a really nice Inn. It was a gift for us. We were given one night in a suite. It was so pretty! But we got there way to late to really enjot it. It had a jacuzzi and everything. But since it was late and there were people below us, we didn't...
    Aminik Aminik
    31-35, F
    Jan 10, 2008

    Ten Years And Waiting

    My husband and I are going to be celebrating out tenth weding anniversary this year.I was actually hoping we would finally be able to have our honeymoon as sort of a tenth aniversary along with a recital of our vows.Well, with the economy and all, it looks like it might be...
    HeatherAfan HeatherAfan
    Apr 4, 2011

    Quickie Wedding Quickie Honeymoon

    My husband and I have been married almost 3 years. We got married in the county clerks office. After we went a resturant sort of like denny's. Romantic isnt it? 15 minutes after we were done eating we had to set up for my mothers birthday party the next day. Our actual honeymoon...
    poeticprincess2003 poeticprincess2003
    31-35, F
    4 Responses Apr 9, 2011

    Maybe This Is Our Problem.............

    I never got to have that honeymoon (nor that wedding) I dreamed about when I was little. All I got to do was go to the courthouse and say our vows and sign a piece of paper and hey... I was married. Kind of wonder if it would have made a difference at all in my marriage. Will...
    yspjut yspjut
    22-25, F
    2 Responses Jan 2, 2011

    No Honeymoon

    a friend of ours rented us a room (because we didnt have $) and we just stayed there the night of our wedding(nothing special) and the next day was back to work and regular routine...
    deleted deleted
    Nov 21, 2012

    I pressed I'm in a sexless marriage by accident

    and I can't find it to remove it... I'm 15 I'm not married js
    deleted deleted
    1 Response May 28, 2014

    LadyHeartnMind LadyHeartnMind
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Aug 7, 2015
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