I Never Say Never

for people who are just too unpredictable to use the word never. 88 People

    Those Who Do Are Asking For It

    You say "Never" and God says "Oh, really?" "I'll never marry a man with kids" 5 years later, I have full custody of my 4 year old stepson. "I'll never marry someone who hasn't lived alone." 5 years later, married my husband, who...
    GodlessSexMachine GodlessSexMachine
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Nov 8, 2008


    I would never say never again. Many of my friends told me, "Never say never". I told them firmly that I never want to have a boyfriend ever again after he left me frustrated.  Having a boyfriend only hurts me if they will leave. But I swallowed or...
    frustratedlady frustratedlady
    31-35, F
    Dec 28, 2007

    ...although I obviously just did.

    Ok, I promise I'll never say it again! Gosh darn it, I've never been that inconsequent!
    MentallyVibrating MentallyVibrating
    36-40, F
    4 Responses Mar 24, 2015
    Therock989 Therock989
    26-30, M
    1 Response Apr 22, 2015

    Well, Maybe Sometimes...

    I never thought that I would be a singer (and I'm not)I never thought that I'd be six feet tall (I'm short)I never thought that I'd be a telemarketer (would you like to buy some toner)I never not did never think I'd fall (What?)And I'm not being pessimistic (stick)I'm just being...
    RopinTexan RopinTexan
    22-25, M
    Oct 7, 2011

    I Did And It Doesn't Work

    Here's the story : I told ''We are never getting back together'' and I said yes when he came with roses and fake promises. I told ''I'm never studying anything related to sciences'' and now I'm fighting for become a nurse. I told ''I'm never talking to her again'' and I was...
    PatriceJane PatriceJane
    18-21, F
    Sep 30, 2012

    The Biebs was right..

    . Once visited a small town right outside of my home town and said very confidently...ugh, I will NEVER live here. ...and it was the first place my husband and I moved to when we got married. Lol
    deleted deleted
    Apr 18, 2015


    But all of you had to say never when you said you would never say never again.  Never have I been so confused about the word never.  Oh damn, I've said never five times, no six.  Damn, how many times am I going to say never?  Seven, crap.  I will never...
    levin60kitty levin60kitty
    Nov 9, 2008

    "When are you going to write the book about

    your life?" asked my therapist. "Hmmm, maybe should I start just writing again. I have been emailing me more again lately, so that is a start, right?" I answered; thinking I never suggested I would ever undertake writing a book about my life. "You Email yourself?" asked my...
    jenvice jenvice
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Dec 23, 2014

    Never Say Never

    I never say never, except now. :) I know myself too well to say I would never do something or try something. I am constantly changing my views, my opinions and perceptions about things. When I mean constantly, I don't mean weekly! I mean over time, as I age, meet new people and...
    soulrunher soulrunher
    46-50, F
    1 Response Dec 31, 2012

    Its Just Not a Smart Move For Me.

    I have no clue where i will be in 2days let alone the rest of my life, to use the word never. I used to use it a lot, I had all these things i knew i would never feel or do. god i was dumb. I will never do drugs, i will never own a pair of leggings, i will never drink before i am...
    LittleLady LittleLady
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Dec 28, 2007

    Never Say Never?

    NEVER   I never saw this till today,hummm... (today is Thursday 8th September 2011) weird
    BigBearLittleBear BigBearLittleBear
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Apr 29, 2011
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