"Same Difference"... What? Same difference as what?
"You catch more flies with honey..." WTF? Why the hell would I want to catch flies?
Why if we make someone laugh is it sometimes referred to as "Keeping them in stitches?" ...
Drunk as a skunk.. Are there a lot of skunks with drinking problems?
Loose as a goose.. How do we know this and is it any of our business?
Happy as a clam.. I've never known them to be jovial creatures.
There's many more but those popped in my head