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I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

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    There's Just No Space....

    ......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    I Couldn't...

    My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F Aug 12, 2010

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    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 1 Response Nov 21, 2014

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    Not Usually.

    Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2009

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    Umm... No!

    I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face! Though, I wonder... is wearing a leather mask, the same as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2009

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    Never Is a Strong Word

    I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes would be a great idea.  Perhaps I'll...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 6 Responses May 23, 2009

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    So Far So Good

    So far I haven't wore any shoes on my face yet so I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I don't let anyone walk all over me either, I stand my own ground.The End
    TheTopDawg TheTopDawg 26-30, M Jan 20, 2013

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    I Dont Understand What You Want

    i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more so if some one can give me a pointer it would...
    reesethebeast reesethebeast 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 28, 2009

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    Be-kuz There's No Place to Put the Ear!

    But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2009

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    Shoes On My Face

    Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Oct 3, 2011

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    brokendolllface brokendolllface 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 9, 2014

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    I Never Do

    Because they have no sole
    stevester stevester 46-50, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    Ugh I can't find the rite shoe size. I wear size 9 to 9.5 even tho recently I measured out to 7.5 to 8. The new shoes I got was size 9 and was too small or too narrow cuz my feet...
    the808heartbreak the808heartbreak 18-21, F 1 Response May 11

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    They make my feet very uncomfortable especially on hot days. Shoes are gross. Period. End of story.
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses May 12

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    Well, I know they will have to wear clothes in public. I do hope that they will be comfortable going without clothes at home, if they choose to do so. I want them to grow up with a...
    BlondOne89 BlondOne89 26-30, F 24 Responses May 6

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    I guess you could call this a home uniform. This is a story told from a friend. My mom hated seeing sneakers, sandals or flip flops on boys. She also hated to see children...
    bassman21 bassman21 31-35, M May 10

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    Since my first story, I have given up all men cloths. I now wear dress and skirts with panties and bras full time. The general public pays no mind to me. I never had anything bad...
    truckskirt truckskirt 66-70, M 2 days ago

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    So I got to my dad leaving a nod my sisters and mum wanting me tone a girl. So my mum handed me a dress Image from http://cdn.joules.com/medias/sys_master/8837507579934.jpg...
    Ryanisaacs1406 Ryanisaacs1406 18-21, M 9 hrs ago

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    Well I've never ate my full sister, although she was being a pain in the *** and annoying me, then randomly bit my arm. I was so annoyed i bit her back but I got shouted at because...
    ItsJustRebecca ItsJustRebecca 13-15, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    I love when a woman has superb taste in shoes and keeps her feet looking sexy
    deleted deleted 26-30 21 hrs ago

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    My affinity for pantyhose grew (as a young boy), whilst on a flight down South as I caught a glimpse of a young lady standing in the isle adjusting her hose, as most of the other...
    greenhornet77 greenhornet77 31-35, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I know lots of girls like to wear guys boxers as they say they are comfortable and less restrictive but I think I would feel weird wearing them so I just stick to wearing girls...
    kellyloveslife kellyloveslife 18-21, F 6 Responses 21 hrs ago

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    I wear Velcro shoes and have done most of my life. If not Velcro they have been slip-ons. I can't tie my own shoe laces and if I need to put lace up shoes on, I have to get someone...
    Gumba1000 Gumba1000 26-30, M 3 Responses May 7

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    i went with my wife for nightclub i asked her to wear some sexy clothes she wear long dress but open from her back when she start dance she moved her dress up showing her beautiful...
    Jimmyasaf Jimmyasaf 36-40, M 12 hrs ago

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    Surely if one wants to wear a chastity belt, one would wear it for anyone?
    wildcat1944 wildcat1944 70+, M 9 hrs ago

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    i love making faces in the mirror and i have to confess love calling myself handsome while looking in it doing a little show off its my right to show off just imagine a world...
    Mdesires Mdesires 18-21, M 19 hrs ago

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    Cannot stand them because I've always (since I was little) had problems with blisters. Or just a lot of pain. Anything will give me them. I can only wear flat shoes but those can...
    1lonelydaisy 1lonelydaisy 41-45 2 Responses Apr 26

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    Daddy's got a new pair of shoes.This animal print shoe is suppose to bring out the wild side in the wearer. I got the matching tie as well. 
    scrubbe scrubbe 31-35, M May 12

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    I am a senior about to graduate in two weeks from high school. Prom is also coming up, but I am not going. Why? Many reasons; the main reason is because of my boyfriend. I don't...
    sunatdawn214 sunatdawn214 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    A couple months ago i mentioned to my wife that I was curious about expanding my pantyhose wearing to skirts and shoes. She didnt seem to keen on the idea but said ok. A couple...
    curioustxn curioustxn 36-40, M 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I don't think I've worn a bra very much since I was about the age of 17-18 ...At first it was fun buying pantie/bras sets and I admit they looked great in photos. But after I...
    Larissax Larissax 22-25, F 1 Response 10 hrs ago

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    I am wearing my grey panties with white love hears, black trim, black lace and white bow.Actually I feel in a good mood, I'll send a picture :)Love Sophie
    Iamconfused1 Iamconfused1 22-25, M 9 hrs ago

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    Part 3 Recap from part 2 I got all girl clothes and school uniform Now it was the first day back after breaking I come in looking like this Image from http://img1.promgirl...
    Ryanisaacs1406 Ryanisaacs1406 18-21, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    If the shoe fits, wear it.I love this pair of topsiders. It's a cool color. When I wear them it reminds of happy times, of summer and of the beach, even if it's not summer and...
    scrubbe scrubbe 31-35, M 2 Responses Apr 23

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    Ok when I was 14 I was being looked after by my older sister and her friend while my parents were out for the weekend. I had to sleep with my sister 17 and her friend 17. My room...
    Ryanisaacs1406 Ryanisaacs1406 18-21, M 2 Responses Apr 23

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    I enjoy wearing women's clothing and shoes also. Skirts are the best!
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 2

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    Always a girl thing. I like wearing wedge shoes and sandals ❤️
    lemongrass09 lemongrass09 46-50, F 23 Responses May 14

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    I face them today. I went back to the root of my problems. just let them go. I stood in the middle of my middle school today because that is where it started and just stood there...
    vertffy vertffy 18-21, F 10 hrs ago

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    went 2 school today and this ***** taylor was talking about me. I hate her but i just said,"next time try not to make it obvious that your talking about me"Her face got red and she...
    cece14779 cece14779 16-17, F 3 Responses Apr 23

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    As I've said in other posts I'm kinda obsessed with being clean and polished, dress well even on weekends and that ramps up when I am involved with my career or travel. When I'm...
    cufflinks78 cufflinks78 36-40, M 5 days ago

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    This seems to be a bit of an issue on here. People are eager to draw their own conclusions and judge one another based on an undetailed anecdote that was 9/10 written while not...
    dontyouunderstand dontyouunderstand 18-21 Apr 28