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I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

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    Shoes On My Face

    Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Oct 3, 2011

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    They Don't Fit My Nose

     Try as i might, I just can't seem to find a shoe that fits my nose. I have no idea where else to put a shoe than on my foot.  There are some other appendages that might fit but doubt it I could walk that way.  Maybe it'd be fun.  I've heard of foot fetishes...
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M 12 Responses Mar 5, 2009

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    Be-kuz There's No Place to Put the Ear!

    But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2009

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    I Dont Understand What You Want

    i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more so if some one can give me a pointer it would...
    reesethebeast reesethebeast 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 28, 2009

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    There's Just No Space....

    ......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    I Never Do

    Because they have no sole
    stevester stevester 46-50, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    So Far So Good

    So far I haven't wore any shoes on my face yet so I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I don't let anyone walk all over me either, I stand my own ground.The End
    TheTopDawg TheTopDawg 26-30, M Jan 20, 2013

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    Umm... No!

    I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face! Though, I wonder... is wearing a leather mask, the same as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2009

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    Not Usually.

    Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2009

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    Never Is a Strong Word

    I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes would be a great idea.  Perhaps I'll...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 6 Responses May 23, 2009

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    I Take It...

    this group means u don't let people walk on you...describes me very well...
    txwoman2 txwoman2 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2010

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    I Couldn't...

    My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F Aug 12, 2010

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    I do hate wearing shoes but my cousins ex bf bought me these shoes for my birthday and I absolutely love them but there's just one small problem ; their one size too big for me :(
    AriaDream AriaDream 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    Iv always hated wearing shoes. I'd much rather walk barefoot no matter if it's dry, muddy or the grounds hot. I like feeling the ground beneath my bare feet. The mud between my...
    ErinTripp94 ErinTripp94 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 4

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    I think that pants are just plain unflattering on women and skirts and dresses are much more comfortable and feminine.
    lyly73 lyly73 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 28

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    I always liked the feeling of going commando, but since I thought my parents disapproved, I only did it when I wouldn't be caught. One place I wouldn't be caught was away at...
    Triangulate Triangulate 22-25, M Oct 11

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    I always liked the feeling of going commando, but since I thought my parents disapproved, I only did it when I wouldn't be caught. One place I wouldn't be caught was away at...
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    I never wear underwear and haven't for a long time. Doesn't matter what I'm wearing, short skirts, dresses, jeans, etc. I wear nothing under them. I love the freedom and thought of...
    Ohionudist1965 Ohionudist1965 46-50 2 Responses Oct 1

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    I love being a female and go shopping for and wearing short dresses and skirts and blouses. I have to dress up for my employer and wear either a dress or a skirt and blouse Monday...
    olderandmaturefemale olderandmaturefemale 46-50, F 7 Responses Oct 7

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    I find it very uncomfortable. I also don't like panty lines. I've tried different kinds of underwear: bikinis, boxers, thongs but I've never been able to find anything I like, so I...
    MadameAG MadameAG 16-17, F 8 Responses Oct 17

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    I never wear makeup... I guess it's just too much of a hassle in the morning.
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F Sep 29

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    I hate them, they should all be burned (and have before...) I never wear one.
    creativecat1 creativecat1 18-21, F 4 Responses Oct 15

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    I'm almost 17 and I've never been kissed, had a boyfriend or girlfriend, or even had someone show interest in me. As a result of this(along with a few other issues), I've developed...
    libbyizard libbyizard 16-17, F 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    It’s 1976 I’m thirteen and starting High School The beginning of year seven, we are the first students at school, it’s our first day, we get a tour of the school...
    Create63 Create63 46-50, M 56 mins ago

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    I wear socks outside because it's fun. I'm just making up for fun I didn't have when I was a kid. When I was a kid my parents had a rule that I couldn't go outside in socks...
    Calcetines Calcetines 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 5

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    I have become so used to wearing 5" heels that I generally prefer them to regular men's shoes. When I am going around town doing regular things like grocery shopping, a movie...
    Robertredlips Robertredlips 56-60, M 4 Responses Oct 1

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    When I was a little boy I hate to wash my face so that my mom did feel a reason to soap it whenever she bathed me. She washed my hair when I sat in the tub up to 13. On this...
    wellreddened wellreddened 51-55, M 17 hrs ago

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    Women would go through all the pains just to be able to wear glamorous and trendy shoes even when it means affected by toes blisters. Males are relatively different in relation to...
    fabence fabence 22-25, M Oct 17

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    I've walked a measured mile in six inch heels with no platform, and longer distances in lower heels - four miles once in four inch heels over all kinds of terrain. Why do people...
    russboots russboots 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 1

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    Classic hanes, love wearing whities
    ganorabako ganorabako 31-35, M 19 hrs ago

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    Canadian soldier's funeral - Without wishing to detract in the slightest from the solemnity of the occasion, just wondered whether anyone else thought that the tall pallbearer at...
    tartanpleats tartanpleats 61-65, M 5 hrs ago

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    I went out again today. First to a costume party. Since everybody was in some sort of costume it wasn't too bad. After that I went grocery shopping in my dress. I loved doing...
    Dora922 Dora922 31-35, T 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    people tell me I'm naturally beautiful and I don't need it so I only wear a small on special occasions.
    bbygrldifferent bbygrldifferent 13-15, F 1 hr ago

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    Anyone wanna control my bladder right now you'll control what I drink,wear,eat,when I p.e.e, and waist position I'm in?
    swaged123 swaged123 13-15, M 30 mins ago

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    When I come home from high school my parents come home late from work everyday I always go into my mums room and wear her clothes. I simply love wearing girls clothes because they...
    girlyliam17 girlyliam17 16-17, M 4 Responses Oct 5

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    16th october 2014, thursday Wearing a maroon colour knee length figure hugging frock with a thick black belt around the hips, wearing a black lace bra and a black lace thong...
    HotMomShaama HotMomShaama 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 15

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    Actually, they're not women's heels, they're mine! I've bought them for myself, just as a woman would buy a pair of men's shoes and wear them with no guilty thoughts of being a...
    russboots russboots 51-55, M 3 Responses Sep 29

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    One of my favorite past times is shopping; especially for clothes. I am a business woman and needs appropriate attire including shoes. I love having my long legs and feet in...
    olderandmaturefemale olderandmaturefemale 46-50, F 8 Responses Oct 3

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    As I headed out to go home tonight, I stopped to shed my guy clothes and put on girl clothes. I already had panties, nylons and girl shoes on which I wear all day. Put my bra on...
    Sharon03 Sharon03 56-60 7 Responses Oct 7

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    My friend took me dress shopping this morning , it was the happiest I've been in a long time. I got to twirl and try on several dresses. I picked out an awesome blue dress that's...
    Hiddensissy69 Hiddensissy69 26-30, M 10 Responses Oct 16

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    I judge people by the clothes & shoes they wear And the way they treat their mom. If you treat your mom well. You treat everyone Nice and sweet
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    This was last January. A young lady in my college biology class was wearing these sexy zebra-print bow adorned flats. She is my size, so I asked if I could try them on...
    Yoshi9ist Yoshi9ist 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    I once had a roommate that spent a few months not working a traditional job. Instead she worked from home selling makeup and other skin products. More often than not her customers...
    Kikiface22 Kikiface22 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 28

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    When I was younger, I would wear tons of makeup caked on my face. It might not sound so bad to you, but what I learned was that I was trying desperately to hide myself with it--as...
    jayinthebox jayinthebox 18-21, F 6 Responses Oct 2

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    I wear a gold Rolex submariner with a blue face. It was given to me when I turned 12, and I never take it off except to shower or get wet.
    LittleStain LittleStain 18-21, F Sep 30

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    priyankapatel131089 priyankapatel131089 22-25, F 4 days ago

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