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I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

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    I Never Do

    Because they have no sole
    stevester stevester 46-50, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    I Dont Understand What You Want

    i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more so if some one can give me a pointer it would...
    reesethebeast reesethebeast 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 28, 2009

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    Shoes On My Face

    Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Oct 3, 2011

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    They Don't Fit My Nose

     Try as i might, I just can't seem to find a shoe that fits my nose. I have no idea where else to put a shoe than on my foot.  There are some other appendages that might fit but doubt it I could walk that way.  Maybe it'd be fun.  I've heard of foot fetishes...
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M 12 Responses Mar 5, 2009

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    Never Is a Strong Word

    I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes would be a great idea.  Perhaps I'll...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 6 Responses May 23, 2009

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    So Far So Good

    So far I haven't wore any shoes on my face yet so I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I don't let anyone walk all over me either, I stand my own ground.The End
    TheTopDawg TheTopDawg 26-30, M Jan 20, 2013

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    I Couldn't...

    My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F Aug 12, 2010

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    sugarbearbabykins sugarbearbabykins 31-35, F 1 Response Nov 9

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    Umm... No!

    I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face! Though, I wonder... is wearing a leather mask, the same as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2009

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    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 3 Responses Nov 21

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    I Take It...

    this group means u don't let people walk on you...describes me very well...
    txwoman2 txwoman2 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2010

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    There's Just No Space....

    ......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    Be-kuz There's No Place to Put the Ear!

    But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2009

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    zefthedevil zefthedevil 18-21, M 20 hrs ago

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    Not Usually.

    Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2009

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    I love wearing shoes sockless :) Indeed, I am always wearing shoes with no socks on. I started going sockless when one day, with 13 yo, day I had no socks in my drawer and was...
    Sockless94 Sockless94 18-21, M 1 Response Dec 3

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    I love ballet flats! I'm starting to wear them out in public more. I also love to wear leggings with them but only under pants.
    FlatsFetish FlatsFetish 36-40, M 4 hrs ago

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    Just went shoe shopping last night with my wife. Got a nice pair of knee high boots with a 1" heel. Mostly black with brown trim at the top. So cute😄. I can't wait to wear them...
    cddude75 cddude75 51-55 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I always wear silky or satin panties 24/7. I usually only wear pantyhose during the day but have just bought some Wolford 9 Luxe 9 cosmetic to sleep in. It feels wonderful. Wearing...
    Prettyjennifer2004 Prettyjennifer2004 51-55, M 9 hrs ago

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    Timelord47 Timelord47 18-21 3 Responses Dec 12

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    When I was in 7th grade, there was a boy in my class that inspired one of my favorite outfits involving tights. He was a jock who played football, basketball, and baseball. Usually...
    tightsman88 tightsman88 22-25, M 3 Responses Dec 14

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    Hi let me share my story on high heels. I love wearing high heels from my teens. I'm addicted to the height power and dominating authority i feel on top of two ultra skinny steel...
    sajeesmiles sajeesmiles 31-35, F 7 Responses Nov 30

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    In my prep school the headmistress decided that all the pupils must wear the girls' regulation school uniform and p e kit . There were only a few boys in each class . They all...
    nickycherub nickycherub 46-50, F 4 Responses Dec 18

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    Well it is the scariest thing imaginable. I fell asleep one night, and something occurred that i have never seen or felt before. My body was still in the air as i was unable to...
    90lol2 90lol2 22-25, M Nov 29

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    Air Jordan Shoes is popular by Nike and Michael Jordan. When Michael Jordan, the legend of USA basketball player still active be a basketball player, he use Nike shoes and make a...
    rsgpfastgold rsgpfastgold 22-25, M Dec 6

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    They have to be one of the most comfortable pair of pants to go to the gym, run or bike ride in. No wonder girls live in leggings themselves. . I find the versatility and comfort...
    leggingsforme leggingsforme 36-40, M 2 Responses Dec 16

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    Well I am a woman, so ofcourse, I like to wear women's clothes . And I'd totally understand if men wanted to dress like us, we have the cutest clothes.
    lunazteca lunazteca 18-21, F 4 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    My mother encouraged my crossdressing at an early age 11 she was happy to let me wear my older sisters panties and bras. I'm sure this is why I have always been a sissy.
    esililedsisi esililedsisi 36-40 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    I love ballet flats! I have been bolder recently and have started to wear them out in public. What I like to do is go out shopping early when not too many people are around. This...
    FlatsFetish FlatsFetish 36-40, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    The story of the Pink Pumps.So I had just seen a movie, and it was a cute love story about a girl and a guy. Anyway, she wore these really cute pink kitten heeled pumps. I was...
    wistfulmiles wistfulmiles 51-55, T 8 Responses Dec 4

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    A few Christmases ago I went to a madrigal at my college. One of my fraternity brothers played a role of a jester who juggled. His costume consisted of a short lengthen black and...
    tightsman88 tightsman88 22-25, M 1 Response Dec 7

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    Judgemental .. narrow minded .. this is not what EP should be. If you are one of those, don't find happiness in destroying people. It's weak. It's cowardly. It's shameful. I live...
    Maslisa Maslisa 18-21, F 19 Responses Dec 16

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    There was a quote from a comic book "if you wear good shoes, they will take you good place". I truly believe in it. I don't know if it's a comfort or the beauty of the shoes.. it...
    dezeena dezeena 22-25, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Here read it and most of this experience will make sense. I am a liar. An insane but nice and wrights stories for people. I lied! That thing at the top was a picture. With words...
    Timelord47 Timelord47 18-21 1 Response a week ago

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    Didn't think I would actually ever share this but yes I do. I keep it low key and only wear them outside when no one else is around. I have no interest in wearing any other form...
    jambo33 jambo33 51-55, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I am a girl who loves wearing head to toe leather. I love the smell look feel and shine of leather. That includes leather face masks and hoods. Wearing a leather facehood gives me...
    Rockerleatherlinda2012 Rockerleatherlinda2012 26-30, F 19 hrs ago

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    I love women wearing men's suits. It's sexy. I'd like it when they wear men's suits and shoes dressing like a man.
    Hermeister Hermeister 22-25, M 2 Responses Dec 5

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    I just think the thrill of wearing these shoes takes me back to the golden years. Where bowling was the only hobby I had. I want to steal a pair :O
    BackToTheCoitusSorry BackToTheCoitusSorry 31-35, F 2 Responses Dec 8

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    Mum gets me to wear her shoes to break them in when they are new just around the house
    YngLee YngLee 13-15, M 4 Responses Dec 17

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    This being season, my evening wear is back from the cleaners and ready to go: Vintage stiff bibbed evening shirt with back opening. The front is starched board stiff and very shiny...
    ledertal ledertal 51-55, M 6 days ago

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    Christmas Eve was fun for me. I went to a Christmas Eve dinner put on by a group of people I know. I dressed in a nice outfit of black pants and black shoes and a red Christmas...
    Robertredlips Robertredlips 56-60, M 15 hrs ago

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    My grandmother says that we all have that someone special, and those special things that happen between two people that we need to keep to ourselves. I didn't think it could ever...
    starkizzed21 starkizzed21 22-25, F 2 Responses Nov 30

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    Keds Champion Are The ONLY SHOES I Ever Wear!
    KedsSlave KedsSlave 51-55