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I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

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    Shoes On My Face

    Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Oct 3, 2011

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    Never Is a Strong Word

    I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes would be a great idea.  Perhaps I'll...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 6 Responses May 23, 2009

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    Not Usually.

    Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2009

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    So Far So Good

    So far I haven't wore any shoes on my face yet so I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I don't let anyone walk all over me either, I stand my own ground.The End
    TheTopDawg TheTopDawg 26-30, M Jan 20, 2013

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    I Dont Understand What You Want

    i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more so if some one can give me a pointer it would...
    reesethebeast reesethebeast 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 28, 2009

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    I Take It...

    this group means u don't let people walk on you...describes me very well...
    txwoman2 txwoman2 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2010

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    I Couldn't...

    My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F Aug 12, 2010

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    I Never Do

    Because they have no sole
    stevester stevester 46-50, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    They Don't Fit My Nose

     Try as i might, I just can't seem to find a shoe that fits my nose. I have no idea where else to put a shoe than on my foot.  There are some other appendages that might fit but doubt it I could walk that way.  Maybe it'd be fun.  I've heard of foot fetishes...
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M 12 Responses Mar 5, 2009

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    There's Just No Space....

    ......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    Be-kuz There's No Place to Put the Ear!

    But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2009

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    Umm... No!

    I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face! Though, I wonder... is wearing a leather mask, the same as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2009

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    countingtoesisfun countingtoesisfun 26-30, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Hi I am Macy I am 19 and barefoot 24/7. I live in south Florida am a lifeguard so when I got my job I threw away all my footwear. I love being barefoot all the time and I will...
    macyisalesbian macyisalesbian 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 4

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    I looovveeeewe my socks!! I love the look and feel but my shoes get in the way. My sock are dry fit so they are inevitably soft and it feels as if ever strand were meticulously...
    ooprincess27oo ooprincess27oo 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 10

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    So I'm back in school and I still hate shoes. I sit down and before I know it I've slipped my shoes off. My socks can get pretty dirty by the end of the day, but it's worth it...
    SocksWithASideOfMud SocksWithASideOfMud 18-21, M a week ago

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    I spent all weekend barefoot and shirtless, including the picture framer, Arby's sandwiches, and getting my hair cut. Ended the day at a Mexican restaurant (put my shirt on for...
    podophile podophile 36-40, M Sep 1

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    As far back as I can remember I never wore underwear under pajamas. Mom always put on our pjs right after our bath without underpants. Never occurred to me to do it any other way...
    Bobbie1952 Bobbie1952 61-65, M Aug 20

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    Today i was out at the mall sitting down with no under wear when a girl sitting across from me started looking up my skirt
    SexyBlonde777 SexyBlonde777 18-21, F 7 Responses Aug 31

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    No one should I feel It's not safe n healthy to have them in bras all the time . Some nice lotion and a loose top keeps my puppies happy and perky at home;)
    ritu52 ritu52 56-60, F 5 Responses Aug 24

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    I like this very much.To be with a woman who enjoys being bra less around the house, is a woman I want to have around me,all day long....
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Everyone wears shoes, and knowing what to buy helps make the purchase last a long time. If you seek to make your shoe collection bigger and include different styles that will last...
    saleuggaus saleuggaus 26-30 Aug 30

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    I use to wear a face full of foundation, eyeshadow, eyeliner, blush, and lipgloss. I did this clear through high school. Then I realized how bad my skin was, always oily and acne...
    fallout07 fallout07 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 7

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    Since my first experience, i have avoided wearing underwear. I love the feeling of my bear crotch exposed. the fresh air hat runs through my behind and private area feels amazing...
    bellababes bellababes 18-21, F 12 Responses a week ago

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    Yeah I like sari's but I'd never wear one unless 1)It was my wedding, that is, if I do even get married. And maybe I might wear an american white dress instead. Who knows? But I...
    FunnyandNerdy FunnyandNerdy 16-17, F 3 Responses Aug 23

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    So, to day was my last picture day, and I decided to wear a pretty white dress it's so cute, and perfect for summer! I never wear dresses but, I love them I really want more.
    Vannarose Vannarose 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 20

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    All I wear is shorts hahaha I never wear pants. I live in Australia though so it's pretty hot in summer but cold in winter :')
    maxbondy maxbondy 13-15, M 1 Response Aug 29

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    Well at least on a regular basis. I wear make up if I'm going somewhere really nice like a nice dinner out but other than that never wear it. I did a photo shoot for my senior...
    Thatonegirl53 Thatonegirl53 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 2

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    I promised myself that I'd never wear makeup to the point where I couldn't stand to see myself without it.
    Theforgotten4 Theforgotten4 13-15, F Sep 7

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    I luv women wearing pantyhose...especially when she wears a pair of sheer tan/nude pantyhose that aren't of the control top variety! If you're lucky your wife or gf will wear...
    booyah73 booyah73 41-45, M 8 hrs ago

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    i have a height complex. this is probabbly my darkest secret . well, im 5'4 1/2. i suppose thats not too bad for a female. i actually dont feel supershort wheni go out (without...
    hello3124 hello3124 31-35, F Aug 20

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    May be since baby I wear my sister's shoes and know become a mary jane fanatics, even I need to create for my own size and wearing on. I also ordered Mary Jane Male mode and I...
    goovie2209 goovie2209 51-55, M Aug 29

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    Making Friends at Payless... Don't be afraid guys..."TRY THEM ON" Those are the three magical words my favorite sales associate, Maribel told me in 2010, and they still ring true...
    esthr009 esthr009 46-50, M 5 Responses 4 days ago

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    I just got my first skirt! Right now I'm sitting in my room doing homework wearing a skirt and panties, with my legs freshly shaven and a nice new coat of a royal purple nail...
    jjthom jjthom 22-25, M 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I used to share a flat with 2 guys who seemed to feel the cold. When I got home from work I'd shower then dress in footie shorts and a vest (singlet). Sometimes in the summer the 2...
    Dodger30y2k Dodger30y2k 51-55, M 9 hrs ago

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    Duplex Villa delivers 132 square meters which have been comprised of two Seashore villas joined together and they are ideal for households or pals touring jointly. The Villa is...
    Jenipe Jenipe 31-35, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    So after the servo I parked the car and walked 1 block through the town mall for all to see, I loved the thought of the boys checking my arse out in my tight jeans. I went into...
    Incideofme Incideofme 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 21

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    I bought a pair of black women's clogs earlier this year hoping they'd both look nice and not make me roll my ankles like my men's dress shoes do. I've been happy with them from...
    ia16 ia16 36-40, M 2 Responses Aug 29

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    I have worn and own many pairs of woman's shoes. And have now lived in most continents and trust me the conversions are still annoying. Best not of advice is to try them on before...
    SophieSeal SophieSeal 26-30, T 4 Responses Sep 2

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    Ok Ladies, I live in top of Texas, and the past few years I've noticed that Women are wearing flip flops, and blingy flip flops way into the Winter, when is it time to start...
    TxRocker TxRocker 46-50, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    I guess I'm old fashioned but when I get dressed up (like most days for work) and I'm wearing dress slacks I always wear pantyhose underneath. That gives me a smooth line (I don't...
    shesgotleggs shesgotleggs 41-45, F 2 Responses Aug 20

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    I used to, but now I hate em. If I find out someone wears them I will bully them mercilessly til they hate them. As a kid I got picked on a lot as I was very scrawny and not...
    AssMargerine AssMargerine 18-21, M 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I have worn regulation school knickers since childhood due to female control and still wear them today with my kilt outfits. I only purchase good quality gym knickers as there many...
    kiltiepansy kiltiepansy 61-65, M 2 Responses Sep 8

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    Tonight I slipped on a pair of Legg's every day support and took a little stroll. The only other thing I wore other than my pantyhose was a tank top, extra long T-shirt. Its more...
    Dockilo Dockilo 41-45, M 7 Responses 6 days ago

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    It's funny 'cause when I was about 13-14 I put on powder foundation and eyeliner every single day, and felt naked and gross without it. But since my skin has cleared up and I...
    ZeroDigits ZeroDigits 16-17, F Sep 7

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    I recently purchased the skirt you can see in the picture which I am wearing which is a body contouring style made of soft polyester a wonderful multi purpose fabric. When I put...
    FontanaSlips FontanaSlips 41-45, M 3 Responses Sep 9

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    I struggle with moderate acne and I used to cover it up wearing skin makeup everyday. I used to pick at my skin leaving bad acne scars so i felt like i needed makeup to be pretty...
    LovedByASoldier LovedByASoldier 18-21, F Sep 9

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