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I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

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    Not Usually.

    Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2009

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    Never Is a Strong Word

    I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes would be a great idea.  Perhaps I'll...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 6 Responses May 23, 2009

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    Shoes On My Face

    Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Oct 3, 2011

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    I Take It...

    this group means u don't let people walk on you...describes me very well...
    txwoman2 txwoman2 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2010

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    I Couldn't...

    My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F Aug 12, 2010

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    There's Just No Space....

    ......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    I Dont Understand What You Want

    i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more so if some one can give me a pointer it would...
    reesethebeast reesethebeast 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 28, 2009

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    2moody4u 2moody4u 31-35, F 2 Responses Nov 9, 2014

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    Umm... No!

    I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face! Though, I wonder... is wearing a leather mask, the same as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2009

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    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 3 Responses Nov 21, 2014

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    Be-kuz There's No Place to Put the Ear!

    But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2009

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    I Never Do

    Because they have no sole
    stevester stevester 46-50, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    So Far So Good

    So far I haven't wore any shoes on my face yet so I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I don't let anyone walk all over me either, I stand my own ground.The End
    TheTopDawg TheTopDawg 26-30, M Jan 20, 2013

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    LilCuteGurl LilCuteGurl 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 12

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    Question. I don't really support the idea that women should never wear pants, but I like to think that I'm at least somewhat open-minded. So here's my question to the people who do...
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    They are enclosed, cumbersome and basically uncomfortable. I would much rather be in Flip flops or sandals, or just plain Barefoot.
    playful21 playful21 18-21, M 7 hrs ago

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    I finally found some wide-legged pants online (going as "rave jeans") online that cover the feet so I can get into restaurants and movies barefoot.
    syncopated syncopated 36-40, M Dec 29, 2014

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    I never wear make up because I don't like how it feels on my face. However i do love Red lipstick ^___^
    T055 T055 16-17, F Jan 4

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    For about 15 years now I nearly never wear underwear, bra and panties. Just love the free feeling this gives and if the skirt is not too short or the top too thin no one will...
    ukchinese ukchinese 41-45, F 5 Responses Jan 15

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    I wore a kilt without pantyhose before and I hated how my thighs rubbed together, it was uncomfortable. Now I always wear pantyhose with a kilt. I love how comfortable a kilt is...
    accurise83 accurise83 31-35, M Dec 27, 2014

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    Pantyhose woes. This morning as I was getting ready for the day, I made sure my toenails were trimed, and that I applied lotion to my feet to make sure they were soft and smooth...
    deeken deeken 36-40 5 Responses Jan 14

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    Ok,maybe two or three times a year. It seems like it takes too much time and I don't want to get it on my clothes. My exes used to ask me why I never wear it, and I 'd say, B...
    Outofeden Outofeden 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    I will never wear a swimming costume on the beach as a matter of principle.  Who would want to wear a damp sandy salty swimming costume when you can dry instantly in the sun...
    nudiepeople nudiepeople 56-60, M 3 days ago

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    I are actually oil cleansing just about every given that I examine your publish on it previous January and love it. When I am concluded There may be some oil residue nevertheless...
    Anthony1604hzs1 Anthony1604hzs1 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 15

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    The first vivid memory of wearing my wellies on bare feet and the arousal it caused is going to (pre) school at the age of 4 or 5 . After leaving home through the back garden...
    welliesbf welliesbf 56-60, M 3 hrs ago

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    In my late teens as I described earlier I stole a pair of high heels from my neighbourer she was a cute lovely lady in her early thirties. It happened one day I noticed no activity...
    heellover4 heellover4 31-35, M Jan 6

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    My parents tried to teach me when I was a kid, but I never fully grasped it. I always ended up making very crude knots that were nigh impossible to untie, and usually the knots...
    SerSean SerSean 18-21, M Jan 8

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    Quotes about women and shoes always have me in stitches. Wait, or is that women and clothes? Well it's actually both, however it is indisputable that the love some women have for...
    1MagicalMystery 1MagicalMystery 31-35, F Dec 28, 2014

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    It all started when I was 16. My neigbour was a cute 30 year lady. Her feets were so lovely and choice of her high heels were sophisticated. I fell in love for her feet but never...
    heellover4 heellover4 31-35, M Jan 5

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    I currently wear mild teardrop breast forms, but have been looking at both the triangle and the asymmetrical styles. my biggest complaints are that so many brands are shiny and...
    Freja14 Freja14 31-35, T 3 hrs ago

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    Tuesday, January 27, 2015....Today I'm wearing navy blue ribbed Jockey Poco low rise briefs. They're quite comfortable and an old standby.
    Undieguy Undieguy 36-40, M 2 hrs ago

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    My dating began in the women shoe store. I went to a big shoe mall to buy heels. I was in 3 inch navy blue pumps. I was just looking at the racks for something new. sales girl...
    heellover4 heellover4 31-35, M 3 Responses Jan 14

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    Jewellery. Accessorizing with jewellery is an important element of selecting an awesome outfit. Adding a mess of pearls, a vintage locket, or simply a cuff bracelet may very well...
    Anthony1604hzs1 Anthony1604hzs1 31-35, M 2 Responses Jan 6

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    I love wearing high heels! However, I find that its very hard to find comfortable heels that I can stand in day in and day out. I recently found this amazing product that I thought...
    Heelswaps Heelswaps 26-30, F 1 Response Jan 13

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    I wear speedos for various reasons. One is that I have shorter legs and the board shorts that are sold at stores end up fitting me about 3 inches past my knees. I may as well wear...
    speedos4me2 speedos4me2 36-40, M 1 Response Jan 10

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    it started with our librarian at my elementary school I was around 9 years old we would sit on the floor in front of her and she would read to us from where I was sitting and the...
    Kenny2serve Kenny2serve 51-55, M Dec 28, 2014

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    I love ballet flats! I'm starting to wear them out in public more. I also love to wear leggings with them but only under pants.
    FlatsFetish FlatsFetish 36-40, M 1 Response Dec 27, 2014

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    Who can't resist wearing flats! Flats are breathtaking shoes that make feet look so cute! Even men could wear them and make them look so good :) please look at the picture I posted...
    Fetish4life Fetish4life 18-21, T 4 Responses Jan 2

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    I do ! I wear it with a loose dress so that I don't cross the line and look like a hooker. But I like how two inches of my thighs show , it adds sexyness . Oh and the dress has to...
    andialand andialand 18-21, F Jan 7

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    The moment I put on my red high heels I start getting all kinds of ideals I feel like I am on top of the world So I dance around until I twirled In my red high heels I can do...
    Goldenfairy Goldenfairy 26-30, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    Join this group if you ever need support https://m.facebook.com/groups/480215555420339?ref=bookmark
    im2hot2bemo im2hot2bemo 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    I only wear mine when I absolutely can't be barefoot, like at Walmart (the only store to make me leave) or an amusement park. My doctor recommend them even for work to help the...
    Ramellan Ramellan 22-25, M Dec 30, 2014

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    I recently ordered myself 2 new pairs of heels online. I couldn't wait for them to arrive. When they finally did, I put them in their hiding place and couldn't wait to slip into...
    jamie50 jamie50 51-55 8 Responses Dec 31, 2014

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    I want to share a true story with u all. Once my friend and i had planned to visit a nearby village during our school holidays. I must to tell u all that my friend is a very...
    RichardxParker RichardxParker 18-21, M Jan 2

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    My wife has always liked an ankel chain but never wore one because of all those "hidden meanings" an ankel chain stands for, but I could always detect this is one piece of jewelery...
    Tambtie Tambtie 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 4

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