I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.

But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...

...Will I let people walk all over me, and I refuse to allow that to happen to me ever again.

Try as i might, I just can't seem to find a shoe that fits my nose. I have no idea where else to put a shoe than on my foot.  There are some other appendages that might fit but doubt it I could walk that way.  Maybe it'd...

I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o
I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face!
Though, I wonder...

Because they have no sole

......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.

Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!

I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes...

My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...

i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more...

So far I haven't wore any shoes on my face yet so I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I don't let anyone walk all over me either, I stand my own ground.The End