I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 87 People

    I Couldn't...

    My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87
    22-25, F
    Aug 12, 2010

    I Never Do

    Because they have no sole
    stevester stevester
    46-50, M
    9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

    Be-kuz There's No Place to Put the Ear!

    But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 27, 2009

    Shoes On My Face

    Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Oct 3, 2011

    Umm... No!

    I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face! Though, I wonder... is wearing a leather mask, the same as...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 7, 2009
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 26, 2014

    I Dont Understand What You Want

    i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more so if some one can give me a pointer it would...
    reesethebeast reesethebeast
    22-25, M
    1 Response Apr 28, 2009
    zmedleff1 zmedleff1
    41-45
    1 Response Nov 21, 2014

    Never Is a Strong Word

    I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes would be a great idea.  Perhaps I'll...
    ichooselife ichooselife
    36-40, F
    6 Responses May 23, 2009

    Not Usually.

    Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Mar 6, 2009

    There's Just No Space....

    ......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn
    46-50, F
    2 Responses Oct 1, 2011
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