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I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 94 People

    kittencakes kittencakes 70+, F 4 Responses Nov 9, 2014

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    I Couldn't...

    My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F Aug 12, 2010

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    Shoes On My Face

    Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Oct 3, 2011

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    There's Just No Space....

    ......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    Umm... No!

    I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face! Though, I wonder... is wearing a leather mask, the same as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2009

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    So Far So Good

    So far I haven't wore any shoes on my face yet so I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I don't let anyone walk all over me either, I stand my own ground.The End
    TheTopDawg TheTopDawg 26-30, M Jan 20, 2013

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    I Never Do

    Because they have no sole
    stevester stevester 46-50, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 1 Response Nov 21, 2014

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    I Dont Understand What You Want

    i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more so if some one can give me a pointer it would...
    reesethebeast reesethebeast 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 28, 2009

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    Be-kuz There's No Place to Put the Ear!

    But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2009

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 26, 2014

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    Not Usually.

    Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2009

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    Never Is a Strong Word

    I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes would be a great idea.  Perhaps I'll...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 6 Responses May 23, 2009

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    I wear size 39. You might have the same size feet, but have you seen the world through my eyes? Hope is that I shall not be judged harshly, but listened to for a time.
    Wishart95 Wishart95 18-21, F 4 Responses 2 days ago

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    I try to use flip flops as much as I can when going outside and barefoot at home. Can't avoid using other kind of shoes though.
    john9421 john9421 18-21, M 3 days ago

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    I would wear them as shorts or swimsuit or pyjamas but never as underwear
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    As part of my male forced feminisation program I request that my partner wears only girls shoes.He can wear shiny DMs when out but at home I enforce high heels. 
    thepinkrabbit thepinkrabbit 56-60, T 5 days ago

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    overkneeplatformboots18 overkneeplatformboots18 18-21, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    First did shoes without socks one summer, I was either 7 or 8 at the time. Saw somebody in a store wearing shoes w/out socks the day before and wondered what it was like. Loved how...
    thisguy20 thisguy20 31-35, M 5 days ago

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    Hi all, here is my story. I am a pantyhose wearing biker and love to go on motorbike rallys. Well last weekend it was our club that host a rally and some of the members went to the...
    hosebiker hosebiker 51-55, M 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    Sometimes it feels like everyone judges me. I can't run, or swim as fast as the rest of the girls, I get behind in school, way behind,I am always sleeping and have a really hard...
    Youngandsarcastic Youngandsarcastic 13-15, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Neither do I. That is one item of clothing that I'll never wear, pants or even shorts. Besides in my eyes, that's never in style. What I think, in my eyes would be in style, would...
    JamieLynnCarlin45 JamieLynnCarlin45 41-45, F 2 Responses Feb 2

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    I like to buy cute girls shorts on the internet the kind that zip up the side or on the back. They are hi waisted and dont have pockets. I have them in white red and black. I...
    sissybracd sissybracd 26-30, T 5 Responses Feb 1

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    I remeber that day i was 10 or 12 years old my mom has coocked some food she told me go give it to your dad i went to my dads room i saw him shirtless its was normal thing he never...
    Collegegirl23 Collegegirl23 22-25, F 3 Responses Jan 31

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    I am a Gujarati man ,married & have two child. I have offenly tried to wear female dress espescially saree. One day We have decided to go for market My wife was wearing bra...
    dipak86rpandya dipak86rpandya 26-30, M Jan 31

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    I don't know why, really, but I REALLY hate facebook. I do have an account (and no I won't be telling you, which in a way is good because I am never on it facebook) I never go on...
    GiddyX GiddyX 16-17, F Jan 30

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    Shoes shoes more shoes!!! Need them!
    Rebeccah37 Rebeccah37 36-40, T 3 Responses Jan 30

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    SladeTheLegend SladeTheLegend 18-21, M Jan 30

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    PuddleKnickers PuddleKnickers 18-21, F 7 Responses Jan 29

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    I'm a 19 year old male, I grew up differently than most. I grew up to be an accepting person and open minded. I personally know, that the many who judge others haven't matured let...
    Soontobegirl Soontobegirl 18-21 Jan 29

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    Now I retired, I also wear shorts most of the time from May to October, when going out. I don't prefer "long shorts", and also like them wide, so that moving in them is...
    Lapilazuli Lapilazuli 61-65, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    thoughtfuldl thoughtfuldl 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 28

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    I've never had a pair on in my life! My father wouldn't allow it and now my husband doesn't allow it either!
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses Jan 27

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    And I often do just that. I work in a business casual environment. Most people wear jeans with some kind of casual work shoes. Normally, I would wear a navy blue colored sock...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 51-55, T 2 Responses Jan 26

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    And I often do just that. I work in a business casual environment. Most people wear jeans with some kind of casual work shoes. Normally, I would wear a navy blue colored sock...
    BizSuitStacy BizSuitStacy 51-55, T 3 Responses Jan 26

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    I remember getting my sneakers soaked walking home from school when I was in junior high back in the late 1970's. My mom had to go to my grandma's house, and didn't want me home...
    stephenjstasiowski stephenjstasiowski 46-50, M 1 Response Jan 26

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    I hope you never forget these cuts on my arms or the bathwater turned red from me bleeding for hours. I hope you never forget seeing me wheeled away to the ambulance. I hope you...
    xXverlorenXx xXverlorenXx 22-25, M 1 Response Jan 26

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    I love secretly wearing my sisters panties. Ever since she started shopping at VS, she's bought tons of panties. I steal the ones mostly with sayings on the butt. The below videos...
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