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I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

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    I Never Do

    Because they have no sole
    stevester stevester 46-50, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    Not Usually.

    Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2009

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    I Couldn't...

    My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F Aug 12, 2010

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    brokenupinsideforeva brokenupinsideforeva 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 9, 2014

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    So Far So Good

    So far I haven't wore any shoes on my face yet so I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I don't let anyone walk all over me either, I stand my own ground.The End
    TheTopDawg TheTopDawg 26-30, M Jan 20, 2013

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    Never Is a Strong Word

    I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes would be a great idea.  Perhaps I'll...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 6 Responses May 23, 2009

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    Be-kuz There's No Place to Put the Ear!

    But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2009

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    Shoes On My Face

    Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Oct 3, 2011

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    I Dont Understand What You Want

    i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more so if some one can give me a pointer it would...
    reesethebeast reesethebeast 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 28, 2009

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    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 1 Response Nov 21, 2014

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 26, 2014

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    Umm... No!

    I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face! Though, I wonder... is wearing a leather mask, the same as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2009

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    There's Just No Space....

    ......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    I have a bracelet that I wore every single day until just recently, the clasp broke. I was scared that it broke because I had never ever removed it, not for a shower, not even for...
    salty2013 salty2013 31-35, F 19 hrs ago

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    I wore these shoes when I went out last Saturday.
    prudance prudance 51-55, T 10 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    I hardly ever wear it unless I'm going to work, church or a special occasion. I'm not knocking women who wear it faithfully; but I've never been that girl. I didn't even start...
    beyondrepair321 beyondrepair321 22-25, F 5 Responses 1 day ago

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    A long time ago, when very few guys wore leggings socially, I kept finding myself in the same cognitive loop: I'd go to my closet, pick out an outfit, get dressed, stand in front...
    Freedomofexpression Freedomofexpression 41-45, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    UsedClothes.org.uk is Uk based company. we provides high quality product of Second hand, Recycle or Used Clothes, shoes, hand begs and belts for men, woman and children at low...
    harrypoters harrypoters 31-35, M 2 days ago

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    I would love to wear old fashioned dresses everyday. I might as well, I have never wore pants or shorts of any kind. I'm almost 45, I'm a plus size, I never have wore pants, shorts...
    JamieCarlin44 JamieCarlin44 41-45, F 2 days ago

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    I love wearing shorts. I am not talking about the below the knee almost pants kind that guys are "supposed" to wear, but the above the knee, end mid thigh kind. I've never been all...
    sabre227 sabre227 26-30, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    My new shoes! You like them?
    saartjee saartjee 22-25, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    I am forced to wear a dress and be a girl. I remember a time where I never lost a argument to mom, I was in control, then things started to change , I lost arguments , and...
    AndersonGerry AndersonGerry 18-21 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    Even on social networks, I never show my face.
    ShyKidz ShyKidz 16-17, M 5 days ago

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    I hate to admit it but i am a goody two shoes. I just realize it now. I felt like i was not able to explore the world the way it should be for i kept myself in my comfort zone.. I...
    Pisces1991 Pisces1991 22-25, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Since this is the place to vent about silly things, I am confessing that I wear black socks with shorts *gasp*. It is quite common around where I live to wear black no-show...
    paperclip50 paperclip50 46-50, M 6 days ago

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    I love shoes and boots! A woman can never have enough. They just make your outfit look cute. Nice shoes combined with poise and confidence and you're sure to have a stellar day...
    BadlyBent BadlyBent 36-40, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    When I was 16, I decided that I wanted an earring. Since I went to a private school with a strict uniform, I had to have it done over summer break, so the day after school ended my...
    R1200 R1200 36-40, M 3 Responses a week ago

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    how do you deal with finding out such traumatic stuff? how do we cope? 1. your daughter is raped 2. your son is a rapist why do people ask stupid questions like 'did you know' or...
    Minxie76 Minxie76 36-40, F 5 Responses Jun 25

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    I used to despite those who were christians just for the name. but I didn't understood why untill I became the same. likewise I used to despite smokers when I was a kid. but until...
    ru661 ru661 18-21, M 1 Response Jun 25

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    I'm always either bare foot or in socks when at home. In winter time I am sometimes forced to wear slippers due to the cold but I don't even like wearing those. I think everyone...
    FeetHunter FeetHunter 22-25, M Jun 24

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    screw taking a walk in my shoes, talk a walk in my mind. that'll give you something to think about. *evil grin*
    wolfsparadise wolfsparadise 13-15, M 5 Responses Jun 24

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    I'm always either bare foot or in socks when at home. In winter time I am sometimes forced to wear slippers due to the cold but I don't even like wearing those. I think everyone...
    FeetHunter FeetHunter 22-25, M Jun 24

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    Ok so lets start from beginning, i have an academic enemy of sorts during University and we argued a lot regarding political theory, logic and governing social norms. I hated her...
    backgroundguy backgroundguy 22-25, M 1 Response Jun 24

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    I love my collection, I plan on making it bigger and filling it with all types of shoes not just Nike and Jordan
    izaeeyuhh izaeeyuhh 16-17, M Jun 24

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    I am 29 years old, have just moved to New York after fulfilling a lifelong dream of getting here and should be having the time of my life. Instead, I can't stop crying, never relax...
    laurat12 laurat12 26-30, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    The only time I will wear one, is when its very cold like below 20 degrees (Fahrenheit) or I am snowblowing/plowing the long driveway. I have thankfully found alternatives to those...
    GoldenCJ GoldenCJ 18-21, M Jun 23

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    I am so sick of being overlooked professionally because the men in charge only see a pretty face and a hot body. Yes my appearance matters to me, I could wear old oversize sweaters...
    xinderellah xinderellah 26-30, F Jun 23

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    I feel like my family judges me which is hard because I love them but I don't think they could walk in my shoes at this point even though I try to let them. I feel like some...
    Maybeincubus Maybeincubus 22-25, M Jun 22

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    I never usually wear make up, but I got really bored. I asked a few people if I should wear it to school, a lot say I should so what do you all think? ^^^
    ThisIsLife13 ThisIsLife13 13-15, F 3 Responses Jun 20

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    Yesterday I was wearing a leotard, I had a day off. I knew there was coming a package that I ordered a day before. So I just were cleaning my living room, with just wearing a shiny...
    LeotardGirl1 LeotardGirl1 18-21, T 2 Responses Jun 20