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I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

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    Be-kuz There's No Place to Put the Ear!

    But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2009

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    Not Usually.

    Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2009

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    I Dont Understand What You Want

    i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more so if some one can give me a pointer it would...
    reesethebeast reesethebeast 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 28, 2009

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    I Never Do

    Because they have no sole
    stevester stevester 46-50, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    There's Just No Space....

    ......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 26, 2014

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    Shoes On My Face

    Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Oct 3, 2011

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    Umm... No!

    I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face! Though, I wonder... is wearing a leather mask, the same as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2009

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    brokenupinsideforeva brokenupinsideforeva 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 9, 2014

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    I Couldn't...

    My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F Aug 12, 2010

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    So Far So Good

    So far I haven't wore any shoes on my face yet so I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I don't let anyone walk all over me either, I stand my own ground.The End
    TheTopDawg TheTopDawg 26-30, M Jan 20, 2013

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    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 1 Response Nov 21, 2014

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    Never Is a Strong Word

    I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes would be a great idea.  Perhaps I'll...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 6 Responses May 23, 2009

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    Can't wait until the weather becomes cooler so that I can wear my lovely black calf skin leather thigh high boots!!!
    leatherman2 leatherman2 51-55, M 1 hr ago

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    I feel like I'm never good enough for my dad. I have so many accomplishments at my young age. Top of my class with a 4.0, got 9th in state in cross country as a freshman, ran 1500m...
    auroragold auroragold 13-15, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    I one day when my mom and sister went out for shopping i went in my sisters room took a pink skirt and a pantie and a bra .I wore them and went on road all the people started...
    amellie amellie 13-15, F 3 hrs ago

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    I do. All the time. It's black with a silver stitching and my masters name is also in silver. It pleases my master when I wear it. It shows a strong bond between us
    JessTheSub JessTheSub 18-21, F 5 hrs ago

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    I'm a size 11 or 10 just depends on the shoes. What about you?
    badgirlbee badgirlbee 22-25, F 6 Responses 1 day ago

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    I wear shoes and socks under my kilts.
    pardax pardax 13-15, M 2 days ago

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    How I Started Wearing Woman's Bikini Bottoms. I drove to my girlfriends house she and her friends rented in college. We and two of her roommates were going to the waterpark the...
    swimguy0812 swimguy0812 22-25, M 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    Ive always wanted to wear a collar and leash and be treated like a pet. But ive never actually bought my self one, because to me, the collar is a symbol of being owned. I hope that...
    SubmissivePett SubmissivePett 18-21, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    How I Started Wearing Woman's Bikini Bottoms I drove to my girlfriends house she and her friends rented in college. We and two of her roommates were going to the waterpark the...
    swimguy0812 swimguy0812 22-25, M 2 days ago

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    I avoid it at all costs, it's just so uncomfortable. But it can lead to some awkward moments and you can see my D pretty plainly in most of the tings I wear. I do not care though...
    MrNyceGuy MrNyceGuy 36-40, M 1 Response 2 days ago

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    Underwear are just an obstacle in the way of me having sex
    deleted deleted 26-30 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    Unless you have been in or waked in my shoes please don't judge me. I tend to go off on others who judge me when they have never been in my position ever. It is not easy being a...
    singlemomwith5kids singlemomwith5kids 41-45, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    The struggle of not knowing which to wear, should I wear my glasses or my contacts. Or being fudging blind that you take the risk of wearing your contacts when you take a shower...
    lilacadventures lilacadventures 18-21, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I never wear them and if I do they are thongs
    honeybeee33 honeybeee33 13-15, F 4 Responses 5 days ago

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    I am going out grocery shopping. The only male items I have on are pants and shoes. For the rest, I have matching white panties and bralette with a black border, black sheer knee...
    tyrihans45 tyrihans45 66-70, M 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    today I have no choice but to wear socks outside as someone stole my shoes after class. So now I'm walking the streets in my socks I hate my feet and it doesn't help that my feet...
    CassieLovesTheDoctor CassieLovesTheDoctor 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Never wear underwear with shorts in the summer ... even in the office.
    aliquis01002 aliquis01002 46-50, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I'm never wearing cleats again. I've been using cleats for a few weeks now and have had two near misses. A cleat is used to keep your foot attached to a bicycle pedal. You're cleat...
    2sugarsplease 2sugarsplease 41-45, M Jul 28

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    It has by no means been recently a greater time for you to be a sneakerhead. A sneakerhead that really likes basketball game sneaker. Some sort of sneakerhead exactly who loves...
    waisunny0594 waisunny0594 26-30, F Jul 27

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    How many girls wear these, either barefoot, ped sock, short ankle socks or mismatch socks lol.
    Fwalker23 Fwalker23 22-25, M 2 Responses Jul 27

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    The other day I saw two young guys dressed as hooters girls. Yes they had stuffed tops but they were also wearing orange shorts pantyhose scrunchie socks and white tennis shoes...
    mywayornoway mywayornoway 36-40, M Jul 27

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    my biggest turn on is high heels, black leather boots. if I could do it all over again I would find someone who wears them always, boots,clogs,ankle straps - heels. they would be...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jul 26

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    8B or Medium to 9AAA, but usually 8 1/2 AA or narrow. I have been guilty of "stealing" friends' shoes in sizes from 7 to 10. It helps to be adept at methods of stretching and...
    Deb4FlatTires Deb4FlatTires 46-50, F 1 Response Jul 26

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    I don't wear shoes or socks at home. I prefer to go barefoot.
    ObserverOfLife ObserverOfLife 22-25, M Jul 25

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    I'm a certified shoe junky. I use to hate shoes, because I could never find a pair that fit. Always too long to get my toes in, and then my heel would slide around. A few years...
    bajep bajep 56-60, M Jul 25

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    most of the underwear i have is thongs but i have a couple of pairs of briefs and the guy i'm seeing likes me to wear them like when i see him when i've finished work on a bar and...
    amylfs92 amylfs92 22-25, F 1 Response Jul 24

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    (In my "Most interesting man alive voice")- I don't always wear shoes, but when I do... I wear Converse.
    Pulpnonfiction Pulpnonfiction 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 24

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    I would rather where high heels ALL THE TIME than men's shoes. It just feels better to me om a shoeholic. I have way more heels than guy shoes and most of the women o know funny...
    whitwhit86 whitwhit86 26-30, M 3 Responses Jul 24

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    In most of the western cultures and particularly in the Christian weddings, bridesmaids are those close friends, cousins or sisters of the bride, who wear beautiful clothes and...
    redbduk redbduk 26-30, F Jul 23

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    When I was about 7, my brother and I received one gold chain each as a gift from a close family friend. Our parents thought that we were too young to wear something so valuable so...
    jzilber jzilber 31-35, M Jul 23