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I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

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    So Far So Good

    So far I haven't wore any shoes on my face yet so I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I don't let anyone walk all over me either, I stand my own ground.The End
    TheTopDawg TheTopDawg 26-30, M Jan 20, 2013

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    Never Is a Strong Word

    I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes would be a great idea.  Perhaps I'll...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 6 Responses May 23, 2009

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    I Couldn't...

    My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F Aug 12, 2010

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    Not Usually.

    Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2009

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    Umm... No!

    I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face! Though, I wonder... is wearing a leather mask, the same as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2009

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    zmedleff1 zmedleff1 41-45 1 Response Nov 21, 2014

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    I Never Do

    Because they have no sole
    stevester stevester 46-50, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    2moody4u 2moody4u 31-35, F 3 Responses Nov 9, 2014

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    I Dont Understand What You Want

    i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more so if some one can give me a pointer it would...
    reesethebeast reesethebeast 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 28, 2009

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    Be-kuz There's No Place to Put the Ear!

    But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2009

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    There's Just No Space....

    ......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Dec 26, 2014

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    Shoes On My Face

    Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Oct 3, 2011

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    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    Arrow17 Arrow17 36-40, F 1 Response Mar 25

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    I like feet and shoes so the combo g