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I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

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    So Far So Good

    So far I haven't wore any shoes on my face yet so I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I don't let anyone walk all over me either, I stand my own ground.The End
    TheTopDawg TheTopDawg 26-30, M Jan 20, 2013

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    Shoes On My Face

    Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Oct 3, 2011

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    I Take It...

    this group means u don't let people walk on you...describes me very well...
    txwoman2 txwoman2 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2010

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    There's Just No Space....

    ......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    They Don't Fit My Nose

     Try as i might, I just can't seem to find a shoe that fits my nose. I have no idea where else to put a shoe than on my foot.  There are some other appendages that might fit but doubt it I could walk that way.  Maybe it'd be fun.  I've heard of foot fetishes...
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M 12 Responses Mar 5, 2009

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    I Couldn't...

    My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F Aug 12, 2010

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    Never Is a Strong Word

    I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes would be a great idea.  Perhaps I'll...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 6 Responses May 23, 2009

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    Umm... No!

    I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face! Though, I wonder... is wearing a leather mask, the same as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2009

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    Not Usually.

    Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2009

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    Be-kuz There's No Place to Put the Ear!

    But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2009

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    I Dont Understand What You Want

    i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more so if some one can give me a pointer it would...
    reesethebeast reesethebeast 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 28, 2009

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    I Never Do

    Because they have no sole
    stevester stevester 46-50, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    I do hate wearing shoes but my cousins ex bf bought me these shoes for my birthday and I absolutely love them but there's just one small problem ; their one size too big for me :(
    AriaDream AriaDream 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    I am Jan I am 16 and hate wearing shoes and am always barefoot. I always drive barefoot go into stores barefoot and walk around barefoot all the time. I am always barefoot at home...
    janwantstobeateenagemom janwantstobeateenagemom 18-21, F Sep 30

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    Iv always hated wearing shoes. I'd much rather walk barefoot no matter if it's dry, muddy or the grounds hot. I like feeling the ground beneath my bare feet. The mud between my...
    ErinTripp94 ErinTripp94 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 4

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    I think that pants are just plain unflattering on women and skirts and dresses are much more comfortable and feminine.
    lyly73 lyly73 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 28

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    I get turned on by watching women wearing shoes, all types, sandals, heels, ballet flats. My favs are wedge heels, thongs, (flip flops/ jandals) sandals. I love wearing women's...
    Wedgeslave Wedgeslave 46-50, M 1 Response Sep 21

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    Definitely do not wear socks if you're wearing shoes that have low sides like vans, sneakers anything like that or wear black not white.
    mparker7789 mparker7789 22-25, M 1 Response Sep 21

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    I always liked the feeling of going commando, but since I thought my parents disapproved, I only did it when I wouldn't be caught. One place I wouldn't be caught was away at...
    Triangulate Triangulate 22-25, M Oct 11

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    I always liked the feeling of going commando, but since I thought my parents disapproved, I only did it when I wouldn't be caught. One place I wouldn't be caught was away at...
    Triangulate Triangulate 22-25, M Oct 11

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    I never wear underwear and haven't for a long time. Doesn't matter what I'm wearing, short skirts, dresses, jeans, etc. I wear nothing under them. I love the freedom and thought of...
    Ohionudist1965 Ohionudist1965 46-50 2 Responses Oct 1

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    I love being a female and go shopping for and wearing short dresses and skirts and blouses. I have to dress up for my employer and wear either a dress or a skirt and blouse Monday...
    olderandmaturefemale olderandmaturefemale 46-50, F 6 Responses Oct 7

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    I find it very uncomfortable. I also don't like panty lines. I've tried different kinds of underwear: bikinis, boxers, thongs but I've never been able to find anything I like, so I...
    MadameAG MadameAG 16-17, F 8 Responses 4 days ago

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    I never wear makeup... I guess it's just too much of a hassle in the morning.
    DrowningInRed DrowningInRed 13-15, F Sep 29

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    I hate them, they should all be burned (and have before...) I never wear one.
    creativecat1 creativecat1 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm crazy about shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥I love to go shopping to find shoes then, I usually save them as part of my collection and never really wear them. It's...
    BlueEllie BlueEllie 46-50, F Sep 23

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    I wear socks outside because it's fun. I'm just making up for fun I didn't have when I was a kid. When I was a kid my parents had a rule that I couldn't go outside in socks...
    Calcetines Calcetines 36-40, M 1 Response Oct 5

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    I have become so used to wearing 5" heels that I generally prefer them to regular men's shoes. When I am going around town doing regular things like grocery shopping, a movie...
    Robertredlips Robertredlips 56-60, M 4 Responses Oct 1

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    Women would go through all the pains just to be able to wear glamorous and trendy shoes even when it means affected by toes blisters. Males are relatively different in relation to...
    fabence fabence 22-25, M 3 days ago

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    I've done a lot of cross-dressing but I also do some hybrid stuff. I've since started referring to myself as a jane-girl (the opposite of tomboy) and I feel really comfortable...
    beccareuno beccareuno 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 23

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    I've walked a measured mile in six inch heels with no platform, and longer distances in lower heels - four miles once in four inch heels over all kinds of terrain. Why do people...
    russboots russboots 51-55, M 2 Responses Oct 1

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    When I come home from high school my parents come home late from work everyday I always go into my mums room and wear her clothes. I simply love wearing girls clothes because they...
    girlyliam17 girlyliam17 16-17, M 4 Responses Oct 5

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    16th october 2014, thursday Wearing a maroon colour knee length figure hugging frock with a thick black belt around the hips, wearing a black lace bra and a black lace thong...
    HotMomShaama HotMomShaama 46-50, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Actually, they're not women's heels, they're mine! I've bought them for myself, just as a woman would buy a pair of men's shoes and wear them with no guilty thoughts of being a...
    russboots russboots 51-55, M 3 Responses Sep 29

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    One of my favorite past times is shopping; especially for clothes. I am a business woman and needs appropriate attire including shoes. I love having my long legs and feet in...
    olderandmaturefemale olderandmaturefemale 46-50, F 8 Responses Oct 3

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    As I headed out to go home tonight, I stopped to shed my guy clothes and put on girl clothes. I already had panties, nylons and girl shoes on which I wear all day. Put my bra on...
    Sharon03 Sharon03 56-60 7 Responses Oct 7

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    My friend took me dress shopping this morning , it was the happiest I've been in a long time. I got to twirl and try on several dresses. I picked out an awesome blue dress that's...
    Hiddensissy69 Hiddensissy69 26-30, M 9 Responses 4 days ago

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    I judge people by the clothes & shoes they wear And the way they treat their mom. If you treat your mom well. You treat everyone Nice and sweet
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    I once had a roommate that spent a few months not working a traditional job. Instead she worked from home selling makeup and other skin products. More often than not her customers...
    Kikiface22 Kikiface22 26-30, F 2 Responses Sep 28

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    When I was younger, I would wear tons of makeup caked on my face. It might not sound so bad to you, but what I learned was that I was trying desperately to hide myself with it--as...
    jayinthebox jayinthebox 18-21, F 6 Responses Oct 2

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    It's hard sometimes because ppl try to tell you how to do things and they have never been in your shoes
    livelovehopefree livelovehopefree 13-15, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    I wear a gold Rolex submariner with a blue face. It was given to me when I turned 12, and I never take it off except to shower or get wet.
    LittleStain LittleStain 18-21, F Sep 30

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    How I became a shorts fanatic.Like every growing boy there comes a time in his life when he starts thinking that it's time to stop wearing shorts and put on longs. So it was that...
    shortsfanatic shortsfanatic 31-35, M 1 Response Sep 23

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    Honestly, I hate makeup. It feels like I'm wearing face-paint. My mom tries to get me to wear it because I look pretty, but I refuse to wear it.. Besides, the kind of "pretty" I am...
    WouldyeKindly WouldyeKindly 13-15, T 4 Responses Sep 24

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    Really start at the beginning. Here's How I Did It!Look for great introductory rates and incentives for new clients New MBT Shoes,My Wife Doesn't Want Me Anymore It's In Your Hands...
    easonjack521 easonjack521 22-25, F Sep 22

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    Can anyone help identify my boots? The logo on the bottom of the shoe is an eagle in a suit wearing a top hat. The cover photo is one of my boots. These boots are insanely...
    Jonesing4nice Jonesing4nice 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    My newest pair of shoes. From Tesco.
    hh4evry1 hh4evry1 36-40, M 2 Responses Oct 10

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    I have a major addiction to shoes, especially heels. In my opinion a woman, especially her legs, looks better in heels. Ordered these the other day and received them today. Luv em...
    zanyzoey zanyzoey 36-40, F 7 Responses a week ago

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