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I Never Wear Shoes On My Face

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    Be-kuz There's No Place to Put the Ear!

    But m'lady, I will lovingly wear both of your shoes on my face if you'll take them off...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 27, 2009

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    Shoes On My Face

    Shoes on my face,Not on your life,You're not walking over me,If you do,I'll wear shoes,On my feet,And tramp all over you!
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket 46-50, M Oct 3, 2011

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    I Never Do

    Because they have no sole
    stevester stevester 46-50, M 9 Responses Mar 7, 2009

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    Not Usually.

    Only on special occasions do I wear my shoes on my face.  But if it's raining, well, don't be surprised if I wear them on my ears.
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 6, 2009

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    I Couldn't...

    My head's too big, I can't find a head shoe in my size...
    BamaBabe87 BamaBabe87 22-25, F Aug 12, 2010

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    I Take It...

    this group means u don't let people walk on you...describes me very well...
    txwoman2 txwoman2 36-40, F 1 Response Feb 12, 2010

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    I Dont Understand What You Want

    i have been trying to figure out how to put on shoes its a new thing im trying to learn since i move to this country i can not figure the dam things out they are so confusing i even tryed a video but it just confused me even more so if some one can give me a pointer it would...
    reesethebeast reesethebeast 22-25, M 1 Response Apr 28, 2009

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    There's Just No Space....

    ......for shoes on my face. It would mess up my make-up and make me such a disgrace. This is where I rest my case of why I do not wear shoes on my face.
    cinfullynn cinfullynn 46-50, F 2 Responses Oct 1, 2011

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    They Don't Fit My Nose

     Try as i might, I just can't seem to find a shoe that fits my nose. I have no idea where else to put a shoe than on my foot.  There are some other appendages that might fit but doubt it I could walk that way.  Maybe it'd be fun.  I've heard of foot fetishes...
    dorobo dorobo 70+, M 12 Responses Mar 5, 2009

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    Umm... No!

    I can't stand makeup on my face, let alone shoes! :-o I thinking wearing shoes on my face would be 100 times more annoying than makeup, not to mention too heavy. Especially if I was wearing my boots on my face! Though, I wonder... is wearing a leather mask, the same as...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Mar 7, 2009

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    So Far So Good

    So far I haven't wore any shoes on my face yet so I guess I must be doing something right. Plus I don't let anyone walk all over me either, I stand my own ground.The End
    TheTopDawg TheTopDawg 26-30, M Jan 20, 2013

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    Never Is a Strong Word

    I had to join this group simply because its silly as h3ll.  I remember in high school when I had to ride the school bus waiting on a freezing cold bus stop.  I wished I had wanted something to keep my nose warm nose shoes would be a great idea.  Perhaps I'll...
    ichooselife ichooselife 36-40, F 6 Responses May 23, 2009

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    I love wearing skirts :) I never wear panties with then though.
    starfire007 starfire007 13-15, F 13 Responses Jul 26

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    Earlier I was going thru my chest that has all my bras and panties in it, omg I still have lingerie that I got when I was dating this one guy before Samantha dad, I have a couple...
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    Yesterday was my day off so I decided to have myself a girls day with my mom (her idea). So that morning I walked into her room wearing my somewhat older panties, and laying on the...
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    I am a man and I love quality shoes. My favorite pair are my Allen Edmonds "Walnut" wingtips (full oxford brogue)...followed as a close second by my favorite casual shoe...Clark's...
    JakeS0097 JakeS0097 36-40, M Aug 10

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    momoayami momoayami 18-21, F 6 hrs ago

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    I started wearing pantyhose at a young age but it wasn't until about three years ago that my pantyhose obsession went off the deep end. I am married and held my pantyhose secret...
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    I am a guy and have been wearing men shoes for my whole life, but yesterday when my shoes blew out I wanted a new pair of high tops, and no one in my town carries Converse so I had...
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    i have a height complex. this is probabbly my darkest secret . well, im 5'4 1/2. i suppose thats not too bad for a female. i actually dont feel supershort wheni go out (without...
    hello3124 hello3124 31-35, F 1 day ago

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    Isn't it amazing that a single moment in time can flip a switch inside of us and nothing is ever the same? I can think of a hundred things that might have affected me in a...
    kayleew2000 kayleew2000 18-21 12 Responses 5 days ago

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    I'm straight, aged 37, and I have always loved high heels, ever since I can remember. Other than nylon ankle socks for some pairs, I don't cross-dress. It's just about the shoes...
    JayGovernor JayGovernor 36-40, M 5 Responses Aug 9

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    I really want a shoe room to store my ladies shoes and boots. It would make choosing a pair to wear so much easier if they were all on show.
    hh4evry1 hh4evry1 36-40, M Jul 31

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    Yesterday I took a two hour drive to a swim meet in a nearby city. I worked as an official. I drove there wearing my skirt, heels and uniform shirt. Once at the pool I ditched...
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    Hi I'm Kyle and im 14 with blonde hair. well, to cut the story short, my sister who is 28 doesn't live at home anymore. She still has a bedroom at my house though and stays very...
    Kyle2000 Kyle2000 13-15, M 2 Responses Aug 7

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    OK... Google the phrase "shopping tunic", then click the "shopping" tab. You'll see that pretty much all the results are for "women's tunic dresses". Then search "gladiator sandals...
    steve66oh steve66oh 41-45, M 6 Responses Aug 11

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    As many others, I love to wear wellies. I know that many of you wear your wellies when nowbody sees it. But how many actualy wears wellies when others are around. Who wears wellies...
    norge88 norge88 41-45, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I guess I'm old fashioned but when I get dressed up (like most days for work) and I'm wearing dress slacks I always wear pantyhose underneath. That gives me a smooth line (I don't...
    shesgotleggs shesgotleggs 41-45, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    So after the servo I parked the car and walked 1 block through the town mall for all to see, I loved the thought of the boys checking my arse out in my tight jeans. I went into...
    Incideofme Incideofme 36-40, M 1 Response 1 day ago

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    HotMomShaama HotMomShaama 46-50, F 3 Responses Jul 23

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    I know I'm young and everything, but I honestly feel I will never get into makeup. Most of my friends felt the same way a year or so ago, but have started wearing a little here, a...
    winglessdove winglessdove 13-15, F Aug 6

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    I went to work earlier and took over from a lady colleague. She was going to a wedding so I asked if she had a new outfit to wear. She had. It's a blues dress. I asked if she would...
    hh4evry1 hh4evry1 36-40, M 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    Has any one tried women's shoes on in the shop ? I have many times. Mostly in self serve shops. I have been seen by other customers and staff. I like to see the reactions.
    hh4evry1 hh4evry1 36-40, M 4 Responses Jul 28

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    My favorite pair of shoes is a pair of bright orange 6in heels I got to wear with my TMNT costume, haven't worn them since but I would love an accuse too.
    MissABell MissABell 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 31

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