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    You know you're from New Mexico if. . . . You've had a school day canceled because there was two inches of snow on the ground. You know what an "arroyo" is. Your high school's name was a Spanish name (i.e. La Cueva, Eldorado, Sandia, Manzano, and Cobre.) You believe...
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