I have never cared for soft words or pretty flowers. Ever. I find romance to be dull. I would much rather talk of philosophy or science while jumping through hoops of fire. Much more satisfactory and there is no clutter of useless, dying plants and odd stuffed animals.
The girls at work think I'm in a horribly dysfunctional relationship that's going to crash and burn any minute now.
Because my boyfriend and I see each other about twice a week. And we watch Batman movies.
You know what? I'm cool with that. Just because I have...