The girls at work think I'm in a horribly dysfunctional relationship that's going to crash and burn any minute now.
Because my boyfriend and I see each other about twice a week. And we watch Batman movies.
You know what? I'm cool with that. Just because I have...
I have never cared for soft words or pretty flowers. Ever. I find romance to be dull. I would much rather talk of philosophy or science while jumping through hoops of fire. Much more satisfactory and there is no clutter of useless, dying plants and odd stuffed animals.