I Often Say Things That Sound Dirty Without Meaning To

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    I put an oxygen mask on a patient

    and asked them if they could feel it coming in their mouth
    StellaNoir StellaNoir
    36-40, F
    3 Responses Apr 2, 2014

    I think we've all done this at one time

    and point in our lives. Haha...mmm, and always by accident...of course!!We say something, and before we think it over....the words flow out of our lips, and it's not until we listen to them that we realize that they just didn't sound the way they were supposed to.This was the...
    InnerBeauti InnerBeauti
    36-40
    Aug 9, 2014

    It Just Happens

    but im really not the dirty one, for example some friends and i went to eat some pizza and i said " this is great i haven't eaten out in awhile" and they burst out laughing it took me a second but i got it lol, i always say eat out and i never found anything wrong with it till...
    agonyblue agonyblue
    18-21
    Sep 2, 2011

    expressions

    I know '****' is dirty,. I often say it when in frustration and despair. What about 'oh ****!'? I mutter this when in a daze. we don't want **** but most of us sure wanna ****, am I right?
    theuncensored theuncensored
    36-40, F
    1 Response Aug 5, 2011

    It happens. I'm generally a funny person

    who adds the "That's what s/he said" comment in something that was previously said. I guess that's what you get when hanging around mostly guys. Ha.
    Philli8807 Philli8807
    26-30, F
    1 Response Apr 7, 2014

    More Awkwardness

    A few months ago, my friend Brian (who often takes advantage of my innocence) asked me if I wanted a blue waffle. And I said, "Yummy! Sure, do you have one? I'm starved!" I thought he meant a blueberry flavored waffle. O.O He turns purple from the laughter and I turn to my best...
    deadmoon deadmoon
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Feb 3, 2011

    What Can I Say?

    My friends always have to comment on what i say. I cant escape. After i say something I just close my eyes and start smiling, meanwhile everyone else is laughing. Now I just go along with it or ill make it sound dirty on purpose since theres no escaping it. Once in a while i...
    angeliceyes11 angeliceyes11
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Jun 20, 2011

    Dirty Talk

    I used to say things that had more than 1 meaning on purpose.I did it intentionally and made a game of it.I did it to make those around me smile or laugh.
    mailmanshadow mailmanshadow
    56-60, M
    Apr 17, 2011
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 28, 2014

    That's Not What I Meant, Jeez!

    A few days ago me and my group cooked hot dogs in my cooking class, but we didn't have any hot dog buns so we had to use those small burger buns instead.  So we did and of course, my weenie was sticking out from the bun and I can't open my mouth too wide because I've been...
    deadmoon deadmoon
    22-25, F
    11 Responses Sep 4, 2010

    Las Vegas Hooker I haven't made an *** of

    myself like this in a while, but it happened again just two weeks ago. So a new girl named Luna from New Hampshire recently moved out here to North Dakota and is now working at Kmart. She was working in the till next to me when she went on break. As she was coming back, I was...
    deadmoon deadmoon
    22-25, F
    Jan 13, 2014

    It Just Goes Everywhere! 0.o

    Well, I can't help it....that's another why I was on the Drumline of my old school because, we have dirty thoughts...Things just come out and it wasn't suppose to be like that but, hey we can't help it! ;)
    Monsterbunny17 Monsterbunny17
    18-21, F
    Jun 17, 2012

    Ice Cream

    I keep doing this. I just say things and people laugh then they have to explain things. It was hot on Monday and myself and my college friends stopped off for some ice-cream I got a forest fruit cone and one of the guys asked me what it tasted like. All I said was 'would you...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 29, 2012

    I Don't Know What To Do.

    Well I got dumped by my boyfriend a couple of weeks back, he got a new boyfriend within a week and kissed him, then dumped him and asked for me back. At that point I was completly sure I didn't want him at all! But when i went over to get my things I really didn't want to leave...
    devilsa devilsa
    16-17, M
    1 Response Jun 11, 2011

    Because I don't think

    before I speak, it's against the teachings of radical honesty.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 6, 2014

    Last Night...

    Nora and I were walking on the outside of the mall (yes, we walk around the outside of it sometimes, lol) and on the outside, there are these poles that are super thick and rounded, but you could sit inside them because they have an opening. You could fit four or five people in...
    deadmoon deadmoon
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Oct 22, 2011
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 1, 2014

    The Story Of The Little Dutch Boy

    There were alot of kids hanging outside my apartment building today when I was coming in. I know them, 2 boys and 2 girls about 13 or so and I stopped to chat with them. One of the boys called a girl a dyke and I immediately told him that it wasn't nice and what a dike really was...
    jcue1976 jcue1976
    31-35, F
    2 Responses Sep 21, 2011

    Chew Me Out

    when i was at drama club it was going on 8 at night and i havent called her yet i was sitting with a friend and my boyfriend when i realized he told me to calm down and call her i said shes gunna be soo mad ok its ok shes gunna eat me out tho! .....what... oh no i mean chew me...
    xxsuperlexi101xx xxsuperlexi101xx
    16-17
    Mar 3, 2011

    Nailing down boards my son said,

    "Dad you're good at that!" I replied, "Yes son I'm a tapping machine" My wife wasn't impressed.
    Jaymaxey Jaymaxey
    51-55, M
    1 Response Feb 24, 2014

    Dorky Innocence Continued...

    I once had a tube that had Santa Claus' head dangling on it before Christmas break last year. And I was playing with the tube. It was actually fun, surprisingly enough. Then all of a sudden, my friend Efren comes up to me and looks at me like I'm all retarded for playing...
    deadmoon deadmoon
    22-25, F
    45 Responses Feb 4, 2011

    The Secret John I Didn't Know I Had A few

    months ago, I was at work when suddenly a very familiar looking customer came to my lane. And he started chatting me up as if he knew me. And the thing is, I knew that I knew him but I for the life in me could not remember how. I have 500 customers a day on average. I can't...
    deadmoon deadmoon
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Feb 13, 2014

    It's usually on accident.

    I notice it sounds dirty afterward and start giggling or smiling like an idiot. And I make everything sound dirty. I don't know why. I blame puberty.
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Feb 16, 2014

    Okay that's half true.

    .. Generally I do purposely insinuate dirty things but a lot of the times it really just comes out that way. Maybe a Little off topic but my friend came in while I was working and I somehow ended up very seriously asking my customers if they would help sponsor my friend who was...
    hitvl hitvl
    22-25, F
    Nov 28, 2013
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