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    I just changed for school... I refuse to go in work clothing like an old tired chica. LOL I'm in my office when I hear one of the guys come out of the bathroom asking "Are these yours" to another one of the guys. My jaw dropped! I seriously thought I'd left panties in...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    So I'm here on EP and theres this guy

    that wants to text with me so I said OK...what I did not like was that he got naughty and nasty ...I just blocked him...I like this site ...well I guess jerks like this guy are everywhere
    PuertoRican75 PuertoRican75 36-40, F Apr 22

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    OMG HAHAHAHA, I clicked this link,

    and it sounded like ****, and dropped my phone between my bed and the wall.. And my brother walked in my room, where the phone was laying this weird video that sounded like ****... But it was playing from my bed..... OMG... Idek know what to do, we just had awkward silence and...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2014

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    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    I sang so good today people was telling me to

    sing again lol had fun but my feel hurt now I need a foot rub
    Fatass180 Fatass180 13-15, F 1 Response May 17, 2014

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    If you post your password

    when you hit post it blocks it out!!!!! ************
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26, 2014

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    My Bathroom Horror Story

    My friend MSP posted her bathroom story and put it out there so I guess it is time for fungirl to do the same.  I worked in an office building at one point in my career where there were two female bathrooms in the building.  Because of the enormous amount of...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 28 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    I hope I'm not posting too much.

    I locked myself in the bedroom trying to give us both a chance to cool off and he just yelled thru the door if I didn't unlock it by tomm it was coming off the hinges.he told our TEENAGE son that when he slammed the door to his bedroom! I said u have always acted like my daddy...
    annette456 annette456 56-60 Feb 27

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    Crushes Hurt In A Good Way

    AHHHHHHHH. HE ALMOST SAW WHAT I SAID. HE'D THINK I'M A WEIRDO. I'M HYPERVENTILATING WITHOUT HYPERVENTILATING. DO I EVEN LOGIC
    SarabearPark SarabearPark 18-21, F Oct 14, 2013

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    ApplejuiceLeeYum ApplejuiceLeeYum 13-15, M Apr 18

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    OMG!!!!

    GUYS I HAVE TO USE THE EXXESIVE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE IM GOING TO MOVE BACK TO ENGLAND!!!!!! I know u think "so what?" BUT IT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN TO ENGLAND IN 5 years!!!!! ALSO I DONT VISIT MY FAMILY BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY BUT I WILL BE ABLE TO GO SEE...
    sonicspeed9903 sonicspeed9903 18-21, M Aug 22, 2013

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    Spent the day with someone

    who raised the sun and set the moon. She did all the things i like and then some. Im sore and shes sore in ALL the good ways. So sorry it ended,still i have the memories. You know who you are smiles! Youre beautiful and owned by me. And im thanking you for all youve done
    earlje earlje 41-45, M Jan 10

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    (Ok I know the pictures sideways

    but whatever.) So I was watching some youtube video where gay guys read quotes from 50 shades of grey and then this guy popped up. OMG. AND HE HAS AN ACCENT. *faints* Ik he's like 5,000 years older than me but holy ****.
    LiterallyGetOut LiterallyGetOut 13-15, M Nov 7, 2014

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    School tomorrow ughhhhh why!

    !??? I only like school cus I talk to friends but then all the peasant teachers 😂✋ like no.
    unicorns345 unicorns345 13-15, M Jan 12

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    Have u heard about Iraq!

    O my god!!!! CRAZY
    Midnightthewolfcat Midnightthewolfcat 16-17, F Aug 13, 2014

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    ******* throwing my schizophrenia in my face

    during an argument. Whatever. I know it's because you wish you had an imagination as big as mine!!!!!
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F Sep 6, 2014

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    Does This Actually Happened???

    It happened just outside of my school! ... I was supposed to do my last test today.. when I finished my friends and I went outside, we were just talking and thinking about where should we go for breakfast then a strange guy approached us and asked something to armando (friend...
    BlackSone BlackSone 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 19, 2012

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    New discovery...Muddy Bears! Chocolate-covered gummy bears! OMG OMG OMG OMG
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    Just did salvia with a friend. omg omg omg being at the edge of reality sucks. you keep pushing forward hoping you reach the end but there's always more. unending. forever. until...
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    Nooo my hair is orange lol OMG no this sucks a lot well lesson learned I'm never letting my sister touch my hair again D': well Time for me to dye my hair omg this sucks a lot
    IsMyStory IsMyStory 16-17, F 1 Response Apr 26

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    omg!! my POLA BEAR is back!! he wasnt ignoring me just that his phone broke...ughh!!i cried!!!omg i just love him so ****** much!!
    monishnair monishnair 13-15, M 1 Response May 3

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    I am sure this will just tick off soooo many people...but n offence...too bad........ I have reality TV....why do we need to watch someone else's life?! some of it just plain...
    SassyBabe39 SassyBabe39 41-45, F 5 Responses May 3

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    Omg! I hope everything works out and we can spend mamorial day weekend together!!!... I've not seen him since November! I'm so nervous omg what if I cry... Aaaahhh!! I've been...
    PanamanianPenguin PanamanianPenguin 18-21, F 1 Response May 5

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    Omg I'm peeing my panties right now in my bed omg I feel all wet and warm
    peeingbikini peeingbikini 22-25, T 1 Response May 9

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    Omg, can you believe that my dad is the most ******* annoying ever. I didn't mean to cuss/swear but he's killing me. ( not really killing at all but I'm just expressing my feelings...
    Mitzeeeeey Mitzeeeeey 16-17, F May 11

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    Once i was nodding off to sleep on the couch while my girlfriend and several of her girlfriends where having drinks in the kitchen. One of her girlfriends noticex and warned me not...
    deleted deleted 26-30 May 11

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    So last night Anna came over to the apartment, she wanted to use my laptop to do a paper that was due today, when she came in she asked me if there was a parter, she could tell I...
    kimheart1992 kimheart1992 22-25, F 4 Responses May 13

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    Omg!!! So camp started Thursday. On the 3 hour car trip we stopped at a cafe for drinks and food. Where all my friends were sitting there wasn't enough chairs. So I went up to the...
    LostByWords LostByWords 16-17, F a week ago

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    I need help! I hate my mother in law! Any time her name is mentioned or I hear her voice I literally feel sick to my stomach! This woman has her hooks into my husband and I do not...
    pissedoff1966 pissedoff1966 46-50, F 3 Responses a week ago

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    Last weekend I went out clubbing with friends. The night kind of ended and we were supposed to get something to eat and smoke a joint and then just go to our homes. And we were in...
    toughbaby toughbaby 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    OMG! Really? Get a clue guys! Just because I am a sub doesn't mean you can sweet talk your way into my life saying all the right things just to get what you want. Dammit! God...
    deleted deleted 26-30 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    I want to be free and do things that I wanna just like all of you there but I can't. I've been in a cage for several years and I just got of it 4 months ago. I feel like it's going...
    indiebabe46 indiebabe46 18-21, F 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    I just came from my bank and the teller told me that a guy said hi... I ask her who? And it was one of my class mates from school... I said hi then he went back to a customer so I...
    Crunkmistress Crunkmistress 26-30, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I never know what to say no matter what the situation is, like the other day I was in the middle of my friends who were fighting with eachother and they asked me to say what I...
    savvy1998 savvy1998 16-17, F 1 Response 3 days ago

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    On Tues, May, 19, 2015 around the early the minutes of 7:00pm evening I was waiting for my ride home from the library, until a librarian came out the door closing the place and...
    TairaBanzu50 TairaBanzu50 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    yes!! its so painful and just WRONG !! i always keep my cat's claws nicely trimmed ! omg he is so adore!! OMGOMGOMG
    kazzicat kazzicat 13-15, F 1 day ago

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    YES OMG YES change the way you think im a muslim and IM NOT A TERRORIST AND NO BODY IS IN THE MIDDLE EAST !!! omg
    kazzicat kazzicat 13-15, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    Had a little to much to DRINK last night fell asleep in my Leather, OMG, LOL
    Donna717 Donna717 36-40, F 8 Responses Apr 24

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    OMG ppl on here are disgusting!
    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 24

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    Holy ****! In 24hrs I'll be home from what was supposed to be a fun vacation. I'm never coming here again. I can't deal with other people's kids. Especially when they have no...
    DrexelFloriene DrexelFloriene 36-40, F Apr 24

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