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    Basicallyreggie Basicallyreggie 13-15, M Apr 18

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    Spent the day with someone

    who raised the sun and set the moon. She did all the things i like and then some. Im sore and shes sore in ALL the good ways. So sorry it ended,still i have the memories. You know who you are smiles! Youre beautiful and owned by me. And im thanking you for all youve done
    earlje earlje 41-45, M Jan 10

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    OMG HAHAHAHA, I clicked this link,

    and it sounded like ****, and dropped my phone between my bed and the wall.. And my brother walked in my room, where the phone was laying this weird video that sounded like ****... But it was playing from my bed..... OMG... Idek know what to do, we just had awkward silence and...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2014

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    I JUST REALIZED THAT THE REASON I THOUGHT THE

    GUY AT THE POOL WAS DADDY AF IS BC HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A SMALLER//TEENAGE THOMAS MANN $:/)5:828/(8,!/* >|+|![&/8,
    Basicallyreggie Basicallyreggie 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 24

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    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    Have u heard about Iraq!

    O my god!!!! CRAZY
    Midnightthewolfcat Midnightthewolfcat 16-17, F Aug 13, 2014

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    If you post your password

    when you hit post it blocks it out!!!!! ************
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26, 2014

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    I sang so good today people was telling me to

    sing again lol had fun but my feel hurt now I need a foot rub
    Fatass180 Fatass180 16-17, F 1 Response May 17, 2014

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    (Ok I know the pictures sideways

    but whatever.) So I was watching some youtube video where gay guys read quotes from 50 shades of grey and then this guy popped up. OMG. AND HE HAS AN ACCENT. *faints* Ik he's like 5,000 years older than me but holy ****.
    LiterallyGetOut LiterallyGetOut 13-15, M Nov 7, 2014

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    OMG!!!!

    GUYS I HAVE TO USE THE EXXESIVE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE IM GOING TO MOVE BACK TO ENGLAND!!!!!! I know u think "so what?" BUT IT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN TO ENGLAND IN 5 years!!!!! ALSO I DONT VISIT MY FAMILY BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY BUT I WILL BE ABLE TO GO SEE...
    sonicspeed9903 sonicspeed9903 18-21, M Aug 22, 2013

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    My Bathroom Horror Story

    My friend MSP posted her bathroom story and put it out there so I guess it is time for fungirl to do the same.  I worked in an office building at one point in my career where there were two female bathrooms in the building.  Because of the enormous amount of...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 28 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    ROFLMAO

    I just changed for school... I refuse to go in work clothing like an old tired chica. LOL I'm in my office when I hear one of the guys come out of the bathroom asking "Are these yours" to another one of the guys. My jaw dropped! I seriously thought I'd left panties in...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    School tomorrow ughhhhh why!

    !??? I only like school cus I talk to friends but then all the peasant teachers 😂✋ like no.
    unicorns345 unicorns345 13-15, M Jan 12

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    ******* throwing my schizophrenia in my face

    during an argument. Whatever. I know it's because you wish you had an imagination as big as mine!!!!!
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F Sep 6, 2014

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    Solopleasure Solopleasure 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 6

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    Does This Actually Happened???

    It happened just outside of my school! ... I was supposed to do my last test today.. when I finished my friends and I went outside, we were just talking and thinking about where should we go for breakfast then a strange guy approached us and asked something to armando (friend...
    BlackSone BlackSone 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 19, 2012

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    Crushes Hurt In A Good Way

    AHHHHHHHH. HE ALMOST SAW WHAT I SAID. HE'D THINK I'M A WEIRDO. I'M HYPERVENTILATING WITHOUT HYPERVENTILATING. DO I EVEN LOGIC
    SarabearPark SarabearPark 18-21, F Oct 14, 2013

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 31

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    I hope I'm not posting too much.

    I locked myself in the bedroom trying to give us both a chance to cool off and he just yelled thru the door if I didn't unlock it by tomm it was coming off the hinges.he told our TEENAGE son that when he slammed the door to his bedroom! I said u have always acted like my daddy...
    annette456 annette456 56-60 Feb 27

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    Difficult to get to know the rules

    when ur getting old :-) Just typed 'best friends' on google n ended up here. R there older people here too? English is not my native language, that whould b Flamish, a better version of Dutch! Im from Belgium which is not the capital of Brussels, just the other way around. Sorry...
    Hildecl Hildecl 51-55, F 1 Response May 31

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    allisee allisee 18-21, F 2 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    Yeah so, I washed my blender in a previous story to wash off the maggots from the interior. I did not know that the blender itself had holes that allow the mechanisms to propel...
    ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT ONESTARRYSTARRYNIGHT 26-30, F 1 Response 3 hrs ago

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    Omg so much fun. I was really nervous it was my best friend and her boyfriend. My friend ate me out while her boyfriend ****** my mouth. But i never actually got to have him inside...
    Madditaylor Madditaylor 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    So me and my mom were talking about weed, and instead of being like most parents, like the whole "OMG no, never do that, that's bad." She simply says. "No, grace, you wouldn't...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    i want more moneyyy like omg ???? why arent i rich yet this isnt fair??????
    baldwinbitch baldwinbitch 18-21, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    ugh i have one exam left and like 2 weeks to get ready for it but i just cant be bothered like omggg lol idk i need to pass to get into the next course but im too lazy???? fml
    baldwinbitch baldwinbitch 18-21, F 8 hrs ago

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    OMG I was groped by a women today in the train.. it was crowed and everybody were pushed themselves.. I was like always in the train listening music when I felt a hand slightly...
    akina86 akina86 22-25 12 hrs ago

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    like OMG I cannot wait for fallout 4 like I already pre-ordered it gonna get the good stuff
    upurs558 upurs558 16-17, M 2 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    So the little man got what he wants. He is zip tied to a chair hands and feet now my friend has put him on the pallet wrap machine. He don't look happy haha as the plastic is...
    wendylovely wendylovely 46-50, F 3 Responses 13 hrs ago

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    OMG, i can't sleep, there's nothing on TV. so I'm stuck watching The Prince of Persia. i would love to be sleeping.
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 1 Response 13 hrs ago

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    Omg this cute boy told me he liked my necklace and omg I am like so in love with him now and basically we are going to get married even though he's a waiter and I'm a city girl and...
    princessriley princessriley 18-21, T 1 day ago

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    I have a crush On my brothers friend omg he is sooooooo sexy! He has a six pack! I don't love him I just have a crush on him because omg sooooooo sexy!
    butterflybaby123 butterflybaby123 13-15, F 7 Responses 1 day ago

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    My family is racist. Idk why I'm not racist (which is a good thing) even though I'm surrounded with racist ******** when I grew up. Okay so I get it that my country is not diverse...
    ifyoudontmindhearmeout ifyoudontmindhearmeout 13-15, F 1 Response 2 days ago

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    This is usually how my imaginary convos go down: Me: *sees a tall skyscraper* My Thoughts: Omg, what if a dragon just burst out of the top of that building? Oh my god, I...
    Eve34 Eve34 18-21, F 3 days ago

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    I want seafood omg omg omg😋😍💦😓
    JiggyIndiii JiggyIndiii 18-21, F 7 Responses a week ago

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    Basically you see everyone is just taking selfies all the time and how good they look, people are just all over it "omg thats soo cute" "omg you look so good 😍❤️" "blah blah...
    Sublevarse Sublevarse 18-21, M 4 Responses Jul 23

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    TOEN JEZUS ZEGGEN DERAPTURE ZOU PLAATSVINDEN?WANNEER ZAL DE RAPTURE PLAATSVINDEN?Bij de beantwoording van deze vraag, zal veel christenen een typische reactie van citeren Mt. 24:36...
    deleted deleted 26-30 Jul 23

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    I think personal hygiene is important , sorry no excuses guys , I'm a dirty guy , but clean myself up afterwards
    wishingwellguy wishingwellguy 36-40, M Jul 23

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    I need help. My BF met my dad. It in my opinion didn't go well...why? Well when we arrived at our destination my BF went to shake my dads hand. Well when he did, he didn't look my...
    nolasanchez30 nolasanchez30 31-35, F 6 Responses Jul 22

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    OMG I quit caffeine about 3 weeks ago! The first 2 weeks were hell- headaches, muscle aches, moodiness, extreme exhaustion, depression. I really only did it to see if I could. I...
    nickels513 nickels513 26-30, F 1 Response Jul 21

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    Im a 20 year old muslim girl. Part of our culture is we have arranged marragies where the mother or father of the guy comes to the girls family and ask for her hand in marriage...
    Zozolove Zozolove 18-21, F 4 Responses Jul 21

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    But omg sometimes hearing the truth is hard to cope with!!!! I myself am a very open and honest person so I expect the same from the people around me. Yesterday I had an honest...
    AlreadyOwned7379 AlreadyOwned7379 36-40, F 4 Responses Jul 21

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    i met this guy on here i so think he just want me for sex he declared his love for me want me to have his kids and marry him bla bla bla bla we have alot in common but he wont stop...
    nicholajns6 nicholajns6 31-35, F 3 Responses Jul 20

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    So I totally just had a moment of OMG because I thought my boyfriend was going to laugh at me but he didn't so here is how the convo went Bae: hey bae wyd Me: watching young...