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    School tomorrow ughhhhh why!

    !??? I only like school cus I talk to friends but then all the peasant teachers 😂✋ like no.
    unicorns345 unicorns345
    13-15, M
    Jan 12, 2015

    Crushes Hurt In A Good Way

    AHHHHHHHH. HE ALMOST SAW WHAT I SAID. HE'D THINK I'M A WEIRDO. I'M HYPERVENTILATING WITHOUT HYPERVENTILATING. DO I EVEN LOGIC
    SarabearPark SarabearPark
    18-21, F
    Oct 14, 2013
    Solopleasure Solopleasure
    41-45, M
    1 Response Jun 6, 2015

    (Ok I know the pictures sideways

    but whatever.) So I was watching some youtube video where gay guys read quotes from 50 shades of grey and then this guy popped up. OMG. AND HE HAS AN ACCENT. *faints* Ik he's like 5,000 years older than me but holy ****.
    LiterallyGetOut LiterallyGetOut
    13-15, M
    Nov 7, 2014

    My Bathroom Horror Story

    My friend MSP posted her bathroom story and put it out there so I guess it is time for fungirl to do the same.  I worked in an office building at one point in my career where there were two female bathrooms in the building.  Because of the enormous amount of...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    28 Responses Nov 12, 2008

    I just clicked on the link to the "My Tokens"

    page - and got a "this page has a broken heart" page instead - plus it said I wasn't logged in!!!😱 AND when I was screen-shotting (screen-shooting??) my whiteboard, after I'd gone down a bit the "more replies" buttons stopped working ...😳 The site is already shutting down...
    BSTisapain BSTisapain
    46-50, F
    Apr 21

    I hope I'm not posting too much.

    I locked myself in the bedroom trying to give us both a chance to cool off and he just yelled thru the door if I didn't unlock it by tomm it was coming off the hinges.he told our TEENAGE son that when he slammed the door to his bedroom! I said u have always acted like my daddy...
    annette456 annette456
    56-60
    Feb 27, 2015

    Difficult to get to know the rules

    when ur getting old :-) Just typed 'best friends' on google n ended up here. R there older people here too? English is not my native language, that whould b Flamish, a better version of Dutch! Im from Belgium which is not the capital of Brussels, just the other way around. Sorry...
    Hildecl Hildecl
    56-60, F
    1 Response May 31, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 18, 2015
    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Sep 11, 2014
    Solopleasure Solopleasure
    41-45, M
    Oct 15, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 31, 2015

    ROFLMAO

    I just changed for school... I refuse to go in work clothing like an old tired chica. LOL I'm in my office when I hear one of the guys come out of the bathroom asking "Are these yours" to another one of the guys. My jaw dropped! I seriously thought I'd left panties in...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Nov 12, 2008

    If you post your password

    when you hit post it blocks it out!!!!! ************
    hellerpeople hellerpeople
    18-21, F
    1 Response Aug 26, 2014

    OMG HAHAHAHA, I clicked this link,

    and it sounded like ****, and dropped my phone between my bed and the wall.. And my brother walked in my room, where the phone was laying this weird video that sounded like ****... But it was playing from my bed..... OMG... Idek know what to do, we just had awkward silence and...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Oct 8, 2014

    I sang so good today people was telling me to

    sing again lol had fun but my feel hurt now I need a foot rub
    Fatass180 Fatass180
    16-17, F
    1 Response May 17, 2014

    Ignore any or all grammar mistakes.

    . Okay so it was 3:30 and me and my grandparents left the house so we could go pick up my little sister from school which we and we were off and driving again and of course as usual Im clueless to what's going on around me. I'm in the car taking pictures and listening to music...
    TyCarlisle TyCarlisle
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 11, 2015

    Lol okay my dad is fine now

    and I re-read my post it makes absolutely no sense.. He's going to kill me when see this picture of his self
    TyCarlisle TyCarlisle
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 11, 2015

    ******* throwing my schizophrenia in my face

    during an argument. Whatever. I know it's because you wish you had an imagination as big as mine!!!!!
    hellerpeople hellerpeople
    18-21, F
    Sep 6, 2014
    Solopleasure Solopleasure
    41-45, M
    1 Response Aug 27, 2015

    OMG!!!!

    GUYS I HAVE TO USE THE EXXESIVE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE IM GOING TO MOVE BACK TO ENGLAND!!!!!! I know u think "so what?" BUT IT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN TO ENGLAND IN 5 years!!!!! ALSO I DONT VISIT MY FAMILY BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY BUT I WILL BE ABLE TO GO SEE...
    sonicspeed9903 sonicspeed9903
    18-21, M
    Aug 22, 2013

    Have u heard about Iraq!

    O my god!!!! CRAZY
    Midnightthewolfcat Midnightthewolfcat
    16-17, F
    Aug 13, 2014

    Typical.find somewhere I like

    and only a few days later it is taken away!if , like me, you have only been on here a few days this is not good news.Will just have to engage with as many people as possible in the next few days!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Mar 23

    I JUST REALIZED THAT THE REASON I THOUGHT THE

    GUY AT THE POOL WAS DADDY AF IS BC HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A SMALLER//TEENAGE THOMAS MANN $:/)5:828/(8,!/* >|+|![&/8,
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Jun 24, 2015

    Does This Actually Happened???

    It happened just outside of my school! ... I was supposed to do my last test today.. when I finished my friends and I went outside, we were just talking and thinking about where should we go for breakfast then a strange guy approached us and asked something to armando (friend...
    BlackSone BlackSone
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 19, 2012

    You must see this amazing reflexes.

    This guy prob saves the reporters life!!! It's a must see. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzfbq1z96k4&sns=em
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Nov 16, 2015

    7 days!!!😱 And 10 hours .

    ..😖 And 7 minutes ...😫 Omg - what will I DO without EP???!!!😳
    BSTisapain BSTisapain
    46-50, F
    5 Responses Apr 14
    Solopleasure Solopleasure
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Dec 26, 2015

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