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    My Bathroom Horror Story

    My friend MSP posted her bathroom story and put it out there so I guess it is time for fungirl to do the same.  I worked in an office building at one point in my career where there were two female bathrooms in the building.  Because of the enormous amount of...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 28 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    ******* throwing my schizophrenia in my face

    during an argument. Whatever. I know it's because you wish you had an imagination as big as mine!!!!!
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F Sep 6, 2014

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    Difficult to get to know the rules

    when ur getting old :-) Just typed 'best friends' on google n ended up here. R there older people here too? English is not my native language, that whould b Flamish, a better version of Dutch! Im from Belgium which is not the capital of Brussels, just the other way around. Sorry...
    Hildecl Hildecl 51-55, F 1 Response May 31

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    I JUST REALIZED THAT THE REASON I THOUGHT THE

    GUY AT THE POOL WAS DADDY AF IS BC HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A SMALLER//TEENAGE THOMAS MANN $:/)5:828/(8,!/* >|+|![&/8,
    Basicallyreggie Basicallyreggie 13-15, M 1 Response Jun 24

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    If you post your password

    when you hit post it blocks it out!!!!! ************
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26, 2014

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    Tumblr0 Tumblr0 13-15, M 1 Response May 31

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    School tomorrow ughhhhh why!

    !??? I only like school cus I talk to friends but then all the peasant teachers πŸ˜‚βœ‹ like no.
    unicorns345 unicorns345 13-15, M Jan 12

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    OMG HAHAHAHA, I clicked this link,

    and it sounded like ****, and dropped my phone between my bed and the wall.. And my brother walked in my room, where the phone was laying this weird video that sounded like ****... But it was playing from my bed..... OMG... Idek know what to do, we just had awkward silence and...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2014

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    ROFLMAO

    I just changed for school... I refuse to go in work clothing like an old tired chica. LOL I'm in my office when I hear one of the guys come out of the bathroom asking "Are these yours" to another one of the guys. My jaw dropped! I seriously thought I'd left panties in...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Crushes Hurt In A Good Way

    AHHHHHHHH. HE ALMOST SAW WHAT I SAID. HE'D THINK I'M A WEIRDO. I'M HYPERVENTILATING WITHOUT HYPERVENTILATING. DO I EVEN LOGIC
    SarabearPark SarabearPark 18-21, F Oct 14, 2013

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    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    Solopleasure Solopleasure 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 6

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    I sang so good today people was telling me to

    sing again lol had fun but my feel hurt now I need a foot rub
    Fatass180 Fatass180 13-15, F 1 Response May 17, 2014

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    Spent the day with someone

    who raised the sun and set the moon. She did all the things i like and then some. Im sore and shes sore in ALL the good ways. So sorry it ended,still i have the memories. You know who you are smiles! Youre beautiful and owned by me. And im thanking you for all youve done
    earlje earlje 41-45, M Jan 10

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    (Ok I know the pictures sideways

    but whatever.) So I was watching some youtube video where gay guys read quotes from 50 shades of grey and then this guy popped up. OMG. AND HE HAS AN ACCENT. *faints* Ik he's like 5,000 years older than me but holy ****.
    LiterallyGetOut LiterallyGetOut 13-15, M Nov 7, 2014

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    OMG!!!!

    GUYS I HAVE TO USE THE EXXESIVE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE IM GOING TO MOVE BACK TO ENGLAND!!!!!! I know u think "so what?" BUT IT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN TO ENGLAND IN 5 years!!!!! ALSO I DONT VISIT MY FAMILY BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY BUT I WILL BE ABLE TO GO SEE...
    sonicspeed9903 sonicspeed9903 18-21, M Aug 22, 2013

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    Have u heard about Iraq!

    O my god!!!! CRAZY
    Midnightthewolfcat Midnightthewolfcat 16-17, F Aug 13, 2014

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    I hope I'm not posting too much.

    I locked myself in the bedroom trying to give us both a chance to cool off and he just yelled thru the door if I didn't unlock it by tomm it was coming off the hinges.he told our TEENAGE son that when he slammed the door to his bedroom! I said u have always acted like my daddy...
    annette456 annette456 56-60 Feb 27

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    Basicallyreggie Basicallyreggie 13-15, M Apr 18

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    Does This Actually Happened???

    It happened just outside of my school! ... I was supposed to do my last test today.. when I finished my friends and I went outside, we were just talking and thinking about where should we go for breakfast then a strange guy approached us and asked something to armando (friend...
    BlackSone BlackSone 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 19, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    I had this dream that I went to this weird restaurant, and they wouldn't tell us what the ingredients were, so anyways, I ate, and then I was like "alrighty dude, what was that...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses 1 hr ago

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    omg Gilmore girls is life. I can relate to Gilmore girls a little too well sometimes. they also have an amazing sense of humor , and choice in movies ,books, and they also know how...
    mayna8 mayna8 13-15, F 6 hrs ago

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    Omg I'm sooo ******* annoyed right now, some ******* low life gimp just messaged me asking me to do stuff with him and he said he would pay for it, like really I'm not a...
    lil2000 lil2000 13-15, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    OMFG SHE KIKED ME OMG SHE WANTS ME TO WATCH HER AT A BASKETBALL GAME SOON OMG SHE SAID SHE WANTS TO SEE EACHOTHER (IDK IF HANGOUT OR DATE) BUT OMG IM GONNA SEE HER IN PERSON AGAIN...
    pepetheanarchistfrog pepetheanarchistfrog 13-15, M 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Omggg okay there was this new girl in school her name is... Scarlett and she's like really pretty and then my friend Julie and I befriend her. And a few days later Scarlett gets a...
    GEMWASHERE GEMWASHERE 13-15, F 4 days ago

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    my crush keeps blue-ticking me now. i'm always trying to play hard to get by not reading his messages sometimes even for like 2 days HAHAH confession but i don't know whether he is...
    inmindofwhite inmindofwhite 13-15, F 5 days ago

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    Im so scared...a guy named 'sinksstinksstinks' messaged me sayin "imagine how delicate you would look if you were circumsized and your brain was washed. eyes would buldge and milk...
    JennaRee JennaRee 13-15, F 19 Responses 5 days ago

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    Omg omg omg yall get to get married now !!!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 a week ago

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    Most people don't know the differences between anorexia, and pro-Ana: Anorexia: people who can barely bring themselves to eat. ______________________________ Pro-Ana: "OMG OMG...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Jun 24

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    wow do I look like one hot *** mama. (okay I shouldn't say that) bUT LIKE ONG
    SpookBatty SpookBatty 13-15, T Jun 22

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    Angelina Jolie is so ****** perfect OMG OMG i will do anything to meet herπŸ˜­πŸ’—
    clarizzlexrowe clarizzlexrowe 13-15, F Jun 21

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    ok ive relized that i have hiv and im inderstanding it i know that this is gonna happen were i like it or not ....uhm now im just thinking about my future now ..i never really got...
    lmaoitsjoe lmaoitsjoe 16-17, M 3 Responses Jun 20

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    ROFL IKR LIKE OH MY GOSH . Schools act worse than hypocrite judgementle christians.
    ilovejesus777 ilovejesus777 26-30, F Jun 16

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    To recap on my experiences with Aussies at work in the past week: 1) On Monday, I was kind enough to help this coworker leave 3 hours early for "an important event" (husband's...
    malaysianinoz malaysianinoz 26-30, M 9 Responses Jun 15

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    After months txtng, care and trust I must have trusted and fallen HARD I CANT SEEM TO RECOVER!!!! GETTING OUT OF BAD MARRIAGE, but moving closer to him---- depended on him THEN...
    Lonilee Lonilee 41-45, F 2 Responses Jun 14

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    This man omg is turning me on omg i still remember our tightttttttttt hug him:Why boring you did many things.... haha.... about something..... it seems a big thing "grimmacing...
    InLove000 InLove000 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 12

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    Omg! this person said this to me then this person said something and Omg! I don't know what to do! Do you guys think they like me??? STFU!!!!! so tired of people and their stupid...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 10

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    Okay well my ex bf left yesterday to a marines boot camp. The sad part is that he didn't say goodbye. Yes he's my ex but we said we wanted to work things out. Okay well this is our...
    Girl099 Girl099 18-21 1 Response Jun 9

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    I wasn't expecting any letters from my soldier anymore since he broke his right wrist and today I check the mail and I see a letter from him omg it made me so happy !!!. He wrote...
    nancyyyy nancyyyy 18-21, F 2 Responses Jun 8

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    I adore him. Had him when I was 17. His father left when he knew I was pregnant with him. Now my lil prince is becoming a man. I'm so proud of him. OMG tears coming down ;(((
    yayousassy yayousassy 26-30, F Jun 8

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    OMG my fingernails are way too long! Need to cut these suckers back some! #lesbianproblems
    PRCgirl73 PRCgirl73 41-45, F Jun 8

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    I definitely will not go into the bathroom without turning on the light! My husband does this and I don't understand how he can do that!!! What if their is a spider on the floor...
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 8

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    Redoing our house and getting a new job...To much work. Anyway getting rid of half my bedroom tomorrow, getting the baby's room redone (OMG CANT WAIT!) and then going to meet my...
    DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt DeterminedToMakeLifeWorthIt 16-17, F Jun 8

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    Like , Omg, I think EP is totally rad! Dudes, I've only been here for a few weeks and Im loving it...Not!!! Sometimes its seems kinda lame. I met a few bimbos,airheads, and dweebs...
    Nadine1986 Nadine1986 26-30, F 1 Response