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    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 11

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    ******* throwing my schizophrenia in my face

    during an argument. Whatever. I know it's because you wish you had an imagination as big as mine!!!!!
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 16-17, F Sep 6

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    My Bathroom Horror Story

    My friend MSP posted her bathroom story and put it out there so I guess it is time for fungirl to do the same.  I worked in an office building at one point in my career where there were two female bathrooms in the building.  Because of the enormous amount of...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 28 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Have u heard about Iraq!

    O my god!!!! CRAZY
    Midnightthealphawolf Midnightthealphawolf 13-15, F Aug 13

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    OMG!!!!

    GUYS I HAVE TO USE THE EXXESIVE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE IM GOING TO MOVE BACK TO ENGLAND!!!!!! I know u think "so what?" BUT IT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN TO ENGLAND IN 5 years!!!!! ALSO I DONT VISIT MY FAMILY BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY BUT I WILL BE ABLE TO GO SEE...
    sonicspeed9903 sonicspeed9903 18-21, M Aug 22, 2013

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    If you post your password

    when you hit post it blocks it out!!!!! ************
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    Crushes Hurt In A Good Way

    AHHHHHHHH. HE ALMOST SAW WHAT I SAID. HE'D THINK I'M A WEIRDO. I'M HYPERVENTILATING WITHOUT HYPERVENTILATING. DO I EVEN LOGIC
    SarabearPark SarabearPark 18-21, F Oct 14, 2013

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    Does This Actually Happened???

    It happened just outside of my school! ... I was supposed to do my last test today.. when I finished my friends and I went outside, we were just talking and thinking about where should we go for breakfast then a strange guy approached us and asked something to armando (friend...
    BlackSone BlackSone 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 19, 2012

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    I sang so good today people was telling me to

    sing again lol had fun but my feel hurt now I need a foot rub
    Fatass180 Fatass180 13-15, F 1 Response May 17

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    OMG HAHAHAHA, I clicked this link,

    and it sounded like ****, and dropped my phone between my bed and the wall.. And my brother walked in my room, where the phone was laying this weird video that sounded like ****... But it was playing from my bed..... OMG... Idek know what to do, we just had awkward silence and...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 8

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    ROFLMAO

    I just changed for school... I refuse to go in work clothing like an old tired chica. LOL I'm in my office when I hear one of the guys come out of the bathroom asking "Are these yours" to another one of the guys. My jaw dropped! I seriously thought I'd left panties in...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    what a **** day today! FFFFFFFFFFF
    Jennifersydasian Jennifersydasian 31-35, F 13 hrs ago

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    ok seriously what is going on?!
    colorfulbutterfly colorfulbutterfly 18-21, F 2 Responses Sep 21

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    My phone screen now cracked has cracked its way into the form of a sexy mystical being with wings! Mad!
    LifeOfARoseCat LifeOfARoseCat 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 29

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    I am so romantic :) omg why am I so romantic
    santees santees 26-30, M 13 hrs ago

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    Omg they're so cute and sexy I'd love to date a young amateur cd or tv.
    tsnikki420 tsnikki420 22-25, T 10 hrs ago

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    My feet smell really bad for a girl , I absolutely love having my feet kissed and played with . Sucking on my toes . Mmm omg
    WanaGetThicker WanaGetThicker 22-25, F 2 Responses 8 hrs ago

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    Omg hahaha...walking into my room and I seeing this lol I should really start hanging out with other people this guy was trying to twerk on the wall lol
    beautybry beautybry 18-21, F 2 hrs ago

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    Omg finally on my lunch break!!!:)
    frankie2114 frankie2114 22-25, M 1 hr ago

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    Alright kids gather round. I wanna share this story just because it was on my mind. So here goes! Alright so I used to work at a gas station and of course I ran to into some...
    pinkypie5 pinkypie5 22-25, F Sep 30

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    Omg omg omg. These battles are the most dumb. Politicians are whoarz for money. Churches copy politicians. So arguing either is dumb.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Sep 21

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    Ugh i just wanna share this experience. So this popular guy in school we were in the same biology class but didnt talk. Well he knows me and vice versa but not personally. So one...
    uhhuh94 uhhuh94 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    She is the worst human being on earth and she's better off dead. She has crossed many lines and i question her existence. I hate her. She has hurt every family member and she is...
    Rascalex Rascalex 16-17, F Sep 28

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    It's so hard telling if a girl is gay or not! You have those lesbians that make it obvious but then you have the more feminine lesbians that are gay but can't tell for sure. There...
    Gabsters05 Gabsters05 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 29

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    So do you guys remember when I went on that date with Carrie from work, I met a woman named sonnie at a club, well the last few weeks I have been texting sonnie, we been talking...
    jennylovestosmile jennylovestosmile 18-21, F 2 Responses Oct 5

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    I got caught shoplifting today. I was in the mall and I shoplifted a small concealer and then when I was walking in the other store a guy poked my shoulder and said I need to go...
    Mia97 Mia97 16-17, F 5 Responses Oct 10

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    Well, you only need the light when it's burning low, Only miss the sun when it starts to snow, Only know you love her when you let her go. Only know you've been high when you're...
    Listening2us Listening2us 26-30, F 4 days ago

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    I juuuuuuuuuuuuust goooooooot a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall tooodaaaaaaaaaay! I just got a caaaall I just got a caaaaaaal!!!! OMG!!! I just freak oooout I was at work I saw the lada area...
    Yary26 Yary26 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 25

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    So in class there's always that one guy who's the class clown, the nerd, the funny one who keeps quiet and finally the annoying one. So there's this one guy who sits next to me in...
    Music3700 Music3700 18-21, F Sep 27

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    Omg ep pervs just stop please they are saying I am beautiful when they have know idea what I look like and one guy wanted me to show my privets to him omg I blocked every single...
    liajip liajip 13-15, F 4 Responses Sep 27

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    Omg Nicki Minaj is really getting out of hand, and it isn't really music now, but omg it's stuck in my head and I'm like watching the music video daily T_T.
    TetraZL TetraZL 13-15, F Sep 27

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    So I get a call from a girl Me : Hello? Her : It's Moon I need your mom number Me : Do I know you? No can I help you? no (Long story short about moon. She's absolutely insane...
    LovelyDeadly LovelyDeadly 16-17, F Sep 27

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    OMG.......I Think my friend put a water pill in my ice tea because i have to pee so extremly bad omg.........my wittle bladder........
    Merr33 Merr33 16-17, F 7 Responses Sep 28

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    Hi Guys..ok i really need your help.. It's a very long story but I will try to shorten it..i think that's why I'm in EP, I was trying to tell my story..because I needed advices...
    Wildyoungfree Wildyoungfree 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 30

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    Hi Guys..ok i really need your help.. It's a very long story but I will try to shorten it..i think that's why I'm in EP, I was trying to tell my story..because I needed advices...
    Wildyoungfree Wildyoungfree 22-25, F 2 Responses Sep 30

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    This is kind of long but it means the world to me: I'm in college now, but I met him in 6th grade in our social studies class and we immediately clicked. He made me laugh because...
    knoodle knoodle 18-21, F 1 Response Oct 3

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    OMG I Just Ate 9 Biscuits And Had Tea For BreakFast Omg Feel So Guilty a What Should I Do 😩
    JustASkinnyDream JustASkinnyDream 13-15, F 3 Responses Oct 5

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    OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST GOT A B- IN ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!! HOW CAN I GO FROM D TO B-!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!! My mum will think i cheated! xD BUT I DIDN'T...
    0LOvEsHaTeRs0 0LOvEsHaTeRs0 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 7

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    Omg omg day 6 of attempting to induce lactation w minimal stimulation (I can't stimulate as much as I want to) and I got DROPS on my left breast!!!! Nothing to brag about but a...
    Allycalicat19 Allycalicat19 36-40, F 9 Responses Oct 7

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    OMG chocolate is just so yummy...peanut M&M's or a Daim Bar, they are both so scrummy. Of a tin of Roses :D I am kind of lucky I have a very high metabolism because I eat...
    ultimatehacker ultimatehacker 26-30, M 2 Responses Oct 9

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    IM SO HAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYY REALLY REALLY HAPPPPYYYYYY OMG IM NOT KIDDINGGGGGGGGGG!!!! Ive been smiling and dancing like crazy for hoursss!!! Today he was looking at me for...
    daneean daneean 18-21, F 9 Responses Oct 10

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    I literally overthink EVERYTHING... Like when I was "dating" this one guy, I would always freak out thinking like "how do I hug him?" "OMG what if he try's to kiss me.. Ew" "he's...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 3 Responses Oct 10

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    So my cousins friend was being rude and annoying so she was asking my cousin if she has any annoying habits and I said ' Yes , breathing ' and she's like ' omg omg what ?' I know...
    EssSmith EssSmith 16-17, F 2 Responses Oct 12

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    This joke told me one of my dearest EP friends :)) Co-pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take off. "Thankyou for flying with us this morning. The...
    Michael91142 Michael91142 70+, M 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    Omg my daddy was hiding my letters lol he chidish so i start reading and my solider said WILL YHU MARRY ME????? so icalled his momma and his momma she said babygirl come get your...
    1stLady2yu 1stLady2yu 18-21, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    Sappy Love Songs I am embarrassed to admit that I have this terribly huge affinity for sappy love songs. I can listen to them all day. I know, yuck! I'm talking about Barry...
    Artvg Artvg 41-45, F 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    Charlie HustleDo you have something that makes you puddle up...get emotional without a logical explanation? Maybe a song, a poem, or some event?Well, don't laugh....mine is the...
    akindheart akindheart 56-60, F 6 Responses 5 days ago

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    Omg ^ look. :o OmgOmgOmg guys. Please excuse these childish posts, I really do love Halloween. ._. And candy/cake so.. I apologize ahead of time for what is about to happen...
    AEHeroine AEHeroine 18-21, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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