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    OMG!!!!

    GUYS I HAVE TO USE THE EXXESIVE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE IM GOING TO MOVE BACK TO ENGLAND!!!!!! I know u think "so what?" BUT IT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN TO ENGLAND IN 5 years!!!!! ALSO I DONT VISIT MY FAMILY BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY BUT I WILL BE ABLE TO GO SEE...
    sonicspeed9903 sonicspeed9903 18-21, M Aug 22, 2013

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    My Bathroom Horror Story

    My friend MSP posted her bathroom story and put it out there so I guess it is time for fungirl to do the same.  I worked in an office building at one point in my career where there were two female bathrooms in the building.  Because of the enormous amount of...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 28 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    ROFLMAO

    I just changed for school... I refuse to go in work clothing like an old tired chica. LOL I'm in my office when I hear one of the guys come out of the bathroom asking "Are these yours" to another one of the guys. My jaw dropped! I seriously thought I'd left panties in...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    Spent the day with someone

    who raised the sun and set the moon. She did all the things i like and then some. Im sore and shes sore in ALL the good ways. So sorry it ended,still i have the memories. You know who you are smiles! Youre beautiful and owned by me. And im thanking you for all youve done
    earlje earlje 41-45, M Jan 10

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    Does This Actually Happened???

    It happened just outside of my school! ... I was supposed to do my last test today.. when I finished my friends and I went outside, we were just talking and thinking about where should we go for breakfast then a strange guy approached us and asked something to armando (friend...
    BlackSone BlackSone 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 19, 2012

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    Crushes Hurt In A Good Way

    AHHHHHHHH. HE ALMOST SAW WHAT I SAID. HE'D THINK I'M A WEIRDO. I'M HYPERVENTILATING WITHOUT HYPERVENTILATING. DO I EVEN LOGIC
    SarabearPark SarabearPark 18-21, F Oct 14, 2013

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    School tomorrow ughhhhh why!

    !??? I only like school cus I talk to friends but then all the peasant teachers 😂✋ like no.
    unicorns345 unicorns345 13-15, M Jan 12

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    If you post your password

    when you hit post it blocks it out!!!!! ************
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26, 2014

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    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    OMG HAHAHAHA, I clicked this link,

    and it sounded like ****, and dropped my phone between my bed and the wall.. And my brother walked in my room, where the phone was laying this weird video that sounded like ****... But it was playing from my bed..... OMG... Idek know what to do, we just had awkward silence and...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 8, 2014

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    Have u heard about Iraq!

    O my god!!!! CRAZY
    Midnightthewolfcat Midnightthewolfcat 13-15, F Aug 13, 2014

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    ******* throwing my schizophrenia in my face

    during an argument. Whatever. I know it's because you wish you had an imagination as big as mine!!!!!
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F Sep 6, 2014

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    So news ._. My dads bi

    and has a boyfriend soon to be husband wtf so now he don't have a prob with me bein bi I gess not turns out he's been out since a long time ago and I just never knew about it .-. This **** is so confusing my mom just laughed cus I didn't kno ._. This is weird now it'll be easier...
    PANDASAREAWESOME67 PANDASAREAWESOME67 13-15, M 1 Response Nov 22, 2014

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    I sang so good today people was telling me to

    sing again lol had fun but my feel hurt now I need a foot rub
    Fatass180 Fatass180 13-15, F 1 Response May 17, 2014

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    (Ok I know the pictures sideways

    but whatever.) So I was watching some youtube video where gay guys read quotes from 50 shades of grey and then this guy popped up. OMG. AND HE HAS AN ACCENT. *faints* Ik he's like 5,000 years older than me but holy ****.
    FabReg FabReg 13-15, M Nov 7, 2014

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    Related Experiences

    You know those day time drama shows where they try to determine the paternity of a child? They show side by side the child and the father suspect and they have family members go...
    TheSpiritCarriesOn TheSpiritCarriesOn 36-40, M Jan 13

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    Omg guys with beards are so hot! I don't think I've ever seen a dude with a beard that looked better without it! Yummy! My bf has the sexiest beard ever I just wanna jump on him...
    MissJamie12 MissJamie12 36-40 3 hrs ago

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    ****. I am so scared. Omg. I can't believe I agreed to go on this camp. Omg. Omg omg.
    Scaredmonster Scaredmonster 16-17, F 3 Responses Jan 16

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    Omgoshhh so in Middle School one day we were having a spelling bee and during the spelling bee I started to feel like I had to pee. I wanted to try to finish so I stood there and...
    kshareef11 kshareef11 22-25 3 days ago

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    Having a full blown panic attack right now. Can't breath. OMG omg omg. Absolutely worst thing ever.
    lizygurl lizygurl 18-21, F 6 days ago

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    I'm so worried right now! Like omg I'm so worried of getting hurt by falling in love, I'm scared of my future children dying young, I'm scared of failing school, I'm scared of...
    PsychologyNerd PsychologyNerd 13-15, F 4 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    Me: omgg mom my charger isn't working Her: ok? Me: ok.. I need another onee Her: okk? Me: ugh omg momm :( Her: Cody I'm not buying another charger so you can break it again Me...
    pizzaislyfe pizzaislyfe 13-15, M 4 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    #Leh by: Superwoman Four thousand dollars on a purse (Leh) Still got tuition bills to pay (Leh) Swipin' daddy's card at the club (Leh) Tweetin' 'bout life being hard (Leh) (Oh my...
    TheHurting TheHurting 16-17, F Jan 1

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    So since this is the last week of the girls vacation, they wanted to spend the weekend with their friends, well I get this call from the mom of Samantha friend yesterday morning...
    jennymomof3 jennymomof3 18-21, F 5 Responses Jan 4

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    I have not been on many long distance road trips away from home. The first & longest road trip I went on away from home was a trip to Conneticut back to the state I was born in...
    mamabutterfly mamabutterfly 36-40, F 4 Responses Jan 10

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    They're so damn hot, omg, omg
    obeyourmaster obeyourmaster 18-21, M Jan 15

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    Omg I love this show! Season 4 was hella sad tho so much stuff happened & I can't believe Jimmy/Steve/Jack is alive (tho he was getting on my nerves at the end) but omg, 10/10
    LittleFlower36 LittleFlower36 18-21, F a week ago

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    I'm getting sick and tired of my school. I have problems concentrating on just about anything I do, especially reading. Recently my Reading teacher has decided to start making us...
    Mastixz Mastixz 13-15, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    So it was Christmas and I just pigged out today. Yeah im miserable now. To much menudo (the soup), chicken molè, hpeach cobbler, and brownies! Omg nooo more! I had about 2500 to 3...
    WickedlilAngel WickedlilAngel 31-35, F 1 Response Dec 26, 2014

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    I am proud to say I stand up for myself. when I was younger I used to be shy and quiet and self conscious of everything but I am a totally different person now. I'm so social I...
    JessieJ16 JessieJ16 16-17, F Dec 26, 2014

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    Yup just look at this picture Omg u should to I love older men
    NOEDABOSS23 NOEDABOSS23 13-15, M 2 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    Omg "Trainwreck 1979" I. CANNOT. STOP. LISTENING! So good http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wqBYHrw9_ys
    Zeurosis Zeurosis 16-17, F Dec 26, 2014

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    Omg don't be boring seriously don't it's not FUN
    NOEDABOSS23 NOEDABOSS23 13-15, M Dec 26, 2014

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    Yo I'm tired of peoples bullshiit everyone on here be like "OMG i'm 110 lbs im soooo fat!" Stfu biatch u dont know anything about being overweight as hell. Im 100 lbs more than you...
    beckybecks224 beckybecks224 18-21, F Dec 26, 2014

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    I've felt that way a few times in my life so far....I laugh and giggle when I say ohh that guys all fire and flash ..but I love fire and flash, what can I say..? but making a baby...
    amie26 amie26 31-35, F 4 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    Whelp. Here I am. About to say what I feel like saying. I guess I'll just say it then. I'm in love with my cousin. Ok? And don't try to give me the whole "BUT ITS WRONG" or "OMG...
    NoMoralsWhatsoever NoMoralsWhatsoever 13-15, M 3 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    I just had a handful of Andy's mints omg they are my absolute fav candy
    lmcrepsley lmcrepsley 18-21, T 1 Response Dec 26, 2014

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    Ariana Granda!!!!! OMG!!!!! She is an AMAZING singer!!!!!
    Arielle1justsmile Arielle1justsmile 13-15, F 2 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    OMG - I feel like I can't even move :`(
    BSTisapain BSTisapain 51-55, F 5 Responses Dec 26, 2014

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    You wouldn't believe the mess he makes afterwards! I mean OMG really? Where does it all come from?!
    84wraith 84wraith 22-25, M Dec 26, 2014

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    So I took a walk today and my mom called all worried and was like omg where are u who are u with what are u doing. and I told her I'm walking with my heroes and she told me that...
    alex2485 alex2485 13-15, M 1 Response Dec 26, 2014

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    So last weekend I took My little bro to get his first tattoo and today I found out he already haves 2 more omg this guy is crazy
    Natalia42 Natalia42 18-21, F Dec 26, 2014

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    I have been in one place too long. The call to move elsewhere hounds me. The place is not right for me...I finally managed to explain that to him. It is a place with very little...
    ObiOneyouremyonlyhope ObiOneyouremyonlyhope 41-45, F Dec 27, 2014

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    Omg had such a great run tonight on MCC :D Won every game besides a game of flag where a teamate quit out and an epic draw on halo 1 where my teamate sucked :P
    JustYourOrdinaryGirl JustYourOrdinaryGirl 13-15, F 1 Response Dec 27, 2014

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    Last school year we were rehearsing for high school graduation and we walked in the gym, a teacher there ends up fainting and I go over to try to help him and I look back at my...
    lunazteca lunazteca 18-21, F 1 Response Dec 27, 2014

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    I'm so high right now .... :) hehe omg
    missstarrysky missstarrysky 18-21, F 3 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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    I have been coming here for close to a year now. Although I am no longer the other woman I still come and read and comment sometimes. I am not trolling or anything like that I...
    daisydew1973 daisydew1973 41-45, F 5 Responses Dec 27, 2014

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