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    Does This Actually Happened???

    It happened just outside of my school! ... I was supposed to do my last test today.. when I finished my friends and I went outside, we were just talking and thinking about where should we go for breakfast then a strange guy approached us and asked something to armando (friend...
    BlackSone BlackSone 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 19, 2012

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    ROFLMAO

    I just changed for school... I refuse to go in work clothing like an old tired chica. LOL I'm in my office when I hear one of the guys come out of the bathroom asking "Are these yours" to another one of the guys. My jaw dropped! I seriously thought I'd left panties in...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    My Bathroom Horror Story

    My friend MSP posted her bathroom story and put it out there so I guess it is time for fungirl to do the same.  I worked in an office building at one point in my career where there were two female bathrooms in the building.  Because of the enormous amount of...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 28 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    OMG HAHAHAHA, I clicked this link,

    and it sounded like ****, and dropped my phone between my bed and the wall.. And my brother walked in my room, where the phone was laying this weird video that sounded like ****... But it was playing from my bed..... OMG... Idek know what to do, we just had awkward silence and...
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Oct 8, 2014

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    I hope I'm not posting too much.

    I locked myself in the bedroom trying to give us both a chance to cool off and he just yelled thru the door if I didn't unlock it by tomm it was coming off the hinges.he told our TEENAGE son that when he slammed the door to his bedroom! I said u have always acted like my daddy...
    annette456 annette456 56-60 Feb 27, 2015

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    Solopleasure Solopleasure 41-45, M 1 Response Jun 6, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 Apr 18, 2015

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    I sang so good today people was telling me to

    sing again lol had fun but my feel hurt now I need a foot rub
    Fatass180 Fatass180 16-17, F 1 Response May 17, 2014

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    Crushes Hurt In A Good Way

    AHHHHHHHH. HE ALMOST SAW WHAT I SAID. HE'D THINK I'M A WEIRDO. I'M HYPERVENTILATING WITHOUT HYPERVENTILATING. DO I EVEN LOGIC
    SarabearPark SarabearPark 18-21, F Oct 14, 2013

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    School tomorrow ughhhhh why!

    !??? I only like school cus I talk to friends but then all the peasant teachers 😂✋ like no.
    unicorns345 unicorns345 13-15, M Jan 12, 2015

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    Solopleasure Solopleasure 41-45, M 2 Responses Dec 26, 2015

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 31, 2015

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    You must see this amazing reflexes.

    This guy prob saves the reporters life!!! It's a must see. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzfbq1z96k4&sns=em
    texaspilot texaspilot 46-50, M 3 Responses Nov 16, 2015

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    Ignore any or all grammar mistakes.

    . Okay so it was 3:30 and me and my grandparents left the house so we could go pick up my little sister from school which we and we were off and driving again and of course as usual Im clueless to what's going on around me. I'm in the car taking pictures and listening to music...
    TyCarlisle TyCarlisle 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 11, 2015

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    If you post your password

    when you hit post it blocks it out!!!!! ************
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26, 2014

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    Solopleasure Solopleasure 41-45, M 2 Responses Aug 27, 2015

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    Have u heard about Iraq!

    O my god!!!! CRAZY
    Midnightthewolfcat Midnightthewolfcat 16-17, F Aug 13, 2014

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    Lol okay my dad is fine now

    and I re-read my post it makes absolutely no sense.. He's going to kill me when see this picture of his self
    TyCarlisle TyCarlisle 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 11, 2015

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    OMG!!!!

    GUYS I HAVE TO USE THE EXXESIVE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE IM GOING TO MOVE BACK TO ENGLAND!!!!!! I know u think "so what?" BUT IT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN TO ENGLAND IN 5 years!!!!! ALSO I DONT VISIT MY FAMILY BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY BUT I WILL BE ABLE TO GO SEE...
    sonicspeed9903 sonicspeed9903 18-21, M Aug 22, 2013

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    Difficult to get to know the rules

    when ur getting old :-) Just typed 'best friends' on google n ended up here. R there older people here too? English is not my native language, that whould b Flamish, a better version of Dutch! Im from Belgium which is not the capital of Brussels, just the other way around. Sorry...
    Hildecl Hildecl 56-60, F 1 Response May 31, 2015

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    ******* throwing my schizophrenia in my face

    during an argument. Whatever. I know it's because you wish you had an imagination as big as mine!!!!!
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F Sep 6, 2014

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    (Ok I know the pictures sideways

    but whatever.) So I was watching some youtube video where gay guys read quotes from 50 shades of grey and then this guy popped up. OMG. AND HE HAS AN ACCENT. *faints* Ik he's like 5,000 years older than me but holy ****.
    LiterallyGetOut LiterallyGetOut 13-15, M Nov 7, 2014

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    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx 18-21, F 3 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    Solopleasure Solopleasure 41-45, M Oct 15, 2015

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    I JUST REALIZED THAT THE REASON I THOUGHT THE

    GUY AT THE POOL WAS DADDY AF IS BC HE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A SMALLER//TEENAGE THOMAS MANN $:/)5:828/(8,!/* >|+|![&/8,
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 24, 2015

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    I think this would be epic, and I would spend days off in here, reading. (Well, DUH!) I'd love everything from classic books, to medical journals, to linguistic dictionaries, omg...
    ZenGrrrlLioNESS ZenGrrrlLioNESS 46-50, F 5 Responses 4 hrs ago

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    When you have to read in front of the class the thoughts in my head: "Oh my fooking gawd. Okay you can do this. Start out loud. Why are you going slow!?! Speed up! Am I seriously...
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    I'm with my werewolf buddy WhippedcreamWisdom eating some macaroni and fresh animal corpses. It's so delicious yum yum!I met her in the wild because like, he was running on all...
    ImNewToLycanthropy ImNewToLycanthropy 18-21, T 1 Response 2 days ago

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    lol Mmm yes!! *nods head* Lol,so a couple of months ago i was thinking about personality types and my ideal guy and i remembered him :) I was trying to remember as much as i could...
    simpleandpossible simpleandpossible 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    OMG .... I'm in Treviso, I'm in my hotel room ... and.. I got bitten by a Mosquito ... Nooooooooooo, I'm scratching like crazy and ... NOOOOOOOOO OMG NOOOOOOOOOO Lozzy
    LozzyFromRome LozzyFromRome 46-50, M 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    omg, it actually just happened! I'm in the bathtub and was starting to shave my stuff! we only have one bathroom I share with my dad and brother so we don't lock doors! usually I...
    sexxibaby4u sexxibaby4u 18-21, F 19 Responses a week ago

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    people seem so scared about the end of the world. always saying "OMG the government is going to kill us!" "OMG disease is going to kill us!" "OMG north Korea is going to kill us...
    Corick Corick 18-21, M 1 Response a week ago

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    OMG I'm all out of cigarettes. I had my last cigarette at 12pm NYC time my best in is gonna bring me 2 more packs tomorrow but that's not until like 3pm Omg
    AiymaSnikies AiymaSnikies 22-25, F 1 Response Feb 1

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    There Isn't Anything More Sexier Glamorous Seductive and Stimulating Than Watching A Woman Smoke.Everything From How She Pulls The Cigarette From Her Purse and Out Of The Pack.Omg...
    BiggBeautifulBri BiggBeautifulBri 46-50, M 2 Responses Jan 27

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    I have a friend that has a boyfriend and she's always needy about him like she gets pissed if he cant talk right now or he's handing out with his friends than her..etc. Like let...
    absherexoxo absherexoxo 18-21, F Jan 17

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    I swear I have never understood why girls and women today and even in the days of Elvis that all these females of all ages as young as 10 get all hormonal and crazy over boys or...
    SLICKT SLICKT 31-35, M 1 Response Jan 16

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    So today me and my mom drove a long way to pick up my new puppy ! She's so beautiful omg I love her sooooo much. I'd say she's a Golden Retriever but some parts of her don't look...
    AlenaFareni AlenaFareni 13-15 1 Response Jan 14

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    Omg I like dogs 🐶. I have a German shepherd puppy. It's so adorable awww. I like dogs but no cats! I am allergic to cats.
    Gayprince1234 Gayprince1234 13-15, M 2 Responses Jan 14

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    Omg i can eat it everyday and for breakfast and lunch but for dinner I'd go for a hot plate of pasta ..
    Angelinawhitepromdresseveryday Angelinawhitepromdresseveryday 16-17, F Jan 14

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    Omg this terns me on an makes me soooo happy
    Lasbutterfly Lasbutterfly 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    This pillowcase is the best thing that's happened all week omg
    trashsash trashsash 16-17, F 1 Response Jan 14

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    i simply admire the face of that policeman i saw yestrday that extraordinary cuteness uuh lahlah.. but when i saw that hot chick OMG date me pls..
    bokading bokading 31-35, F 1 Response Jan 14

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