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    Crushes Hurt In A Good Way

    AHHHHHHHH. HE ALMOST SAW WHAT I SAID. HE'D THINK I'M A WEIRDO. I'M HYPERVENTILATING WITHOUT HYPERVENTILATING. DO I EVEN LOGIC
    SarabearPark SarabearPark 18-21, F Oct 14, 2013

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    Have u heard about Iraq!

    O my god!!!! CRAZY
    Midnightthewolfcat Midnightthewolfcat 13-15, F Aug 13, 2014

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    Spent the day with someone

    who raised the sun and set the moon. She did all the things i like and then some. Im sore and shes sore in ALL the good ways. So sorry it ended,still i have the memories. You know who you are smiles! Youre beautiful and owned by me. And im thanking you for all youve done
    earlje earlje 41-45, M Jan 10

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    I sang so good today people was telling me to

    sing again lol had fun but my feel hurt now I need a foot rub
    Fatass180 Fatass180 13-15, F 1 Response May 17, 2014

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    ******* throwing my schizophrenia in my face

    during an argument. Whatever. I know it's because you wish you had an imagination as big as mine!!!!!
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F Sep 6, 2014

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    My Bathroom Horror Story

    My friend MSP posted her bathroom story and put it out there so I guess it is time for fungirl to do the same.  I worked in an office building at one point in my career where there were two female bathrooms in the building.  Because of the enormous amount of...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 28 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    (Ok I know the pictures sideways

    but whatever.) So I was watching some youtube video where gay guys read quotes from 50 shades of grey and then this guy popped up. OMG. AND HE HAS AN ACCENT. *faints* Ik he's like 5,000 years older than me but holy ****.
    LiterallyGetOut LiterallyGetOut 13-15, M Nov 7, 2014

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    OMG HAHAHAHA, I clicked this link,

    and it sounded like ****, and dropped my phone between my bed and the wall.. And my brother walked in my room, where the phone was laying this weird video that sounded like ****... But it was playing from my bed..... OMG... Idek know what to do, we just had awkward silence and...
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 8, 2014

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    If you post your password

    when you hit post it blocks it out!!!!! ************
    hellerpeople hellerpeople 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26, 2014

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    Does This Actually Happened???

    It happened just outside of my school! ... I was supposed to do my last test today.. when I finished my friends and I went outside, we were just talking and thinking about where should we go for breakfast then a strange guy approached us and asked something to armando (friend...
    BlackSone BlackSone 18-21, F 1 Response Jan 19, 2012

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    ROFLMAO

    I just changed for school... I refuse to go in work clothing like an old tired chica. LOL I'm in my office when I hear one of the guys come out of the bathroom asking "Are these yours" to another one of the guys. My jaw dropped! I seriously thought I'd left panties in...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F 6 Responses Nov 12, 2008

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    School tomorrow ughhhhh why!

    !??? I only like school cus I talk to friends but then all the peasant teachers 😂✋ like no.
    unicorns345 unicorns345 13-15, M Jan 12

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    xlovelybutterflyx xlovelybutterflyx 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 11, 2014

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    I hope I'm not posting too much.

    I locked myself in the bedroom trying to give us both a chance to cool off and he just yelled thru the door if I didn't unlock it by tomm it was coming off the hinges.he told our TEENAGE son that when he slammed the door to his bedroom! I said u have always acted like my daddy...
    annette456 annette456 56-60 Feb 27

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    OMG!!!!

    GUYS I HAVE TO USE THE EXXESIVE USE OF CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE IM GOING TO MOVE BACK TO ENGLAND!!!!!! I know u think "so what?" BUT IT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T BEEN TO ENGLAND IN 5 years!!!!! ALSO I DONT VISIT MY FAMILY BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE MUCH MONEY BUT I WILL BE ABLE TO GO SEE...
    sonicspeed9903 sonicspeed9903 18-21, M Aug 22, 2013

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    So news ._. My dads bi

    and has a boyfriend soon to be husband wtf so now he don't have a prob with me bein bi I gess not turns out he's been out since a long time ago and I just never knew about it .-. This **** is so confusing my mom just laughed cus I didn't kno ._. This is weird now it'll be easier...
    PANDASAREAWESOME67 PANDASAREAWESOME67 13-15, M 1 Response Nov 22, 2014

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    Related Experiences

    Life is complex........:-/
    Juri0902 Juri0902 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 20

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    This is freaking amazing OMFG
    silverstrike silverstrike 13-15, M 14 Responses Mar 20

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    omg omg omg omg omg omg...this is some serious **** dude
    OrangeCaramel OrangeCaramel 18-21, F Mar 11

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    I feel so bad. Yesterday I was looking out the window. I heard someone scream. I'm looking and looking. Then I see a little girl. She screaming "I don't want to gooooooo, I don't...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 14

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    Omg omg omg , I've fallen in love. Anyone reading this , you must check out flower by Xia. It's a little strange but beautiful and epic. I'm a new fan!!!
    alicep67904 alicep67904 13-15, F 2 Responses Mar 2

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    Omg omg omg. Ulterior motives bite as bad as lies.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 5

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    OMG omg OMG!!!! I get to spend the day with him and I'm so happy! I have to wake up early to get ready but I can't sleep because I'm sooooo happy! I'm so tired though lol aaahhh! I...
    MedicineCabinet MedicineCabinet 18-21, F Mar 7

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    OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHHA!!! This girl was hitting on me and I said are u a 40 year old man cause y are u hitting on me and she thought I was fake and blocke me holly **** I think...
    AwkwardTyler AwkwardTyler 13-15, M 6 Responses Mar 18

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    So in my last story i talked about my family coming over to the apartment the other day, i don't know what it is, but man i was tired after they had left, i decided to take a...
    kimheart1992 kimheart1992 22-25, F Mar 21

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    Omg omg omg!!! There's this guy on here called hmc17 and he is sooooo cute. He'll probably see this but I don't care he is so handsome. Anyone else think this or am I just blind...
    lisamitchell15 lisamitchell15 13-15, F 3 Responses Mar 21

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    I did have a pretty good childhood growing up, the boys in my school was a little afraid to ask me out, there was a few that took the risk and asked me out, i remember this one...
    kimheart1992 kimheart1992 22-25, F 1 Response a week ago

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    (It my real story happened just few days back.)Hi I am deepthy it is my girlie name and i will tell how i got that name in the lines below, Im 22 now. Ever since my child hood i...
    deepthy22 deepthy22 18-21, M 1 Response 6 days ago

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    So last night i worked at the pool, so while i was there my boss he wanted to see me, he said this was my last day of my two weeks, he offered me more money if i did full time...
    kimheart1992 kimheart1992 22-25, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Omg omg omg yesssssssssss.
    convertihd convertihd 46-50, M 4 days ago

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    Lol, I REALLY wanted to share this, this is the best thing I've learned in a classroom like all year, or my life! Ok, so I'm in my civics class, and my teacher, he's at his desk...
    SweetcakesJr SweetcakesJr 13-15, F Mar 5

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    omg where to start lol she tells us how to spend money and manage our time together. she lives an hour away but yet we see her once or twice a week my parents live around the...
    ashleynichole25 ashleynichole25 22-25, F Mar 11

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    Haha Keith, you wanted to see what our baby would look like if we had kids together? Well here he/she is! Ahahaha omg cute :) :p I love you too boo! Ahaha omg I need to stop with...
    Hiddenmaven Hiddenmaven 22-25, F 3 Responses Mar 13

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    I hate my 'parents', i have never been loved or cared for in my whole life. they treat me like **** and then expect me to respect them. They don't even care about me, all they care...
    nevercaredfor nevercaredfor 22-25 1 Response Mar 14

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    Them :"Omg say something!" Me:"Um...like what?" Them:"Omg you're so cute!" Me:"??"
    tawnyeezy tawnyeezy 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 16

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    OMG OMG something that I promised myself I would never be why does he make smile so much I just can't and I can't get it through is head that I really really like him, and I'm not...
    annoyinglydark annoyinglydark 16-17, F Mar 21

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    Hi, Few months after moved out. I love my place to be alone and peace. It is a beautiful thing. Until...... It is about to start to analyze myself and daily routines to work and...
    girlyloveorange girlyloveorange 31-35, F 1 Response Mar 21

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    a cockroach climbed my bed just noooowwww and walked in my legssss omg omg how GROSSSS
    olives4me olives4me 26-30, F 2 Responses Mar 21

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    well as you guys know he wakes up at 6 pm I got a text from him saying" hey how was the dentist appointment " me: very good , thank you him:excellent :)))) at 8pm him: what...
    InLove000 InLove000 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Omg I just watched 50 shades of grey omg I would love a mr grey in my life hmmmmm
    sullie34 sullie34 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    So another good friend of mine recently lost her virginity to her boyfriend of only several months, and I feel weird and awkward about being the only virgin left in my group of...
    SweetcakesJr SweetcakesJr 13-15, F 5 Responses Mar 2

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    Oh, yes....yes I certainly do....Let me here an old punk song and it reminds me of my mosh pit days!!!! ;-D <--that's how I look when the song is over..when a certain someone...
    OrchidsNuBlu OrchidsNuBlu 36-40, F 5 Responses Mar 2

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    so in Monday this camel came in our class and said omg this class sucks and I was like Washington because you know how he didn't care what ppl say? (well I think he didn't) and in...
    TassiAnime TassiAnime 16-17 1 Response Mar 2

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