I once believed flowers could talk to me. My brother told me if I talked to them long enough they would respond because they were just shy. I was really young haha :)
I once believed that Obama was a Kenya-born fascist muslim socialist, bent on destroying America.
Oh, wait, that wasn't me. But it's pretty f-ing stupid.
I Believed My Parents & My Elders Told Me The Truth About Who They Were
The FOIA has allowed me to access information I did not have as a child. The KGB files have made their way...
🎶I believed I could fly, I believed I could touch the sky🎶
"Good things come to those who wait"
"We have to be patient"
"I love you"
"I'll never leave you"
"I never want this to end"
All bullshit I believed once upon a time.
As a kid, I believed my belly button was a giant hole that led to my stomach and was afraid that if someone poked it, they would feel my guts.
My mom told my siblings and I that we would grow a tail. Lol I believed her for about 2 years.
My older brother told me that there was a ufo that hovered above me and followed me everywhere I went and only special people like himself could see it. I totally believed him and...
When I was super young, I lived near a cable airport. Every night I'd see the light tower going round and round. One night my mom told me it was the Bat Signal. I believed it...
My mom told me the weird static noises in between radio stations were aliens talking to each other. I believed that for a long time.
I once thought that women farted but I've been proven wrong...women don't fart!!! :)
I once thought that meatloaf was made of buffalo. I actually said, "Could I have some more buffalo?"
Especially the older, darker versions, like the original versions of Grimm's. And when you think about it, Hans Christian Andersen wasn't exactly a ray of sunshine either. The...
I used to think I was worthy of happiness. That I deserved love and respect.
What a moron....
I used to believe everyone had the possibility of finding happiness before they die.
I used to believe I was his everything. When I came to the realization that I wasn't my heart crumbled into a zillion pieces
I used to be live up until recently even... In jackalopes... Yeahhhh
In kindergarten, I thought my friend invented the letter 'y'. I grew up in Brazil, but I went to an American school. The Portuguese alphabet skips the letter y. His name was Bryan...
Someone told me that snot and boogers were in fact your parts of your brain leaking.
I use to believe that men only had 11 ribs...
You know those slippery when wet signs? I used to think it was a caution sign for cars on springs
Oh yeah and the prince came and saved
The princess. WHAT BULLSHIT!
I used to belief in god and the bible stuff. Just a tiny bit of research cleared up my mind.
That cheese was found on the moon
.. The words that fluently out of a males
When I was younger, I used to think that babies were made by the left over food you have in your stomach then one day when you have enough scraps to form a baby, you'll give birth...
Used to believe there was a god until a abduction experience abd then realizing that the bibles writers described and painted ufos that we see now n that were seen 50k years ago
When I was a child I used to believe the sun was the devil and the moon was god because people would talk about this place (hell) that was covered in fire ie the sun and also about...
Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, salvation, original sin, Adam and Eve, Noah's Ark, etc...
I used to think that meat came from the ground.
Used to believe in UFOs...
I used to think the national anthem said 'José can you see' instead of 'oh say can you see' xD
Breastfeeding: When I was a child, I thought that since white women had white breast milk....that black women must have chocolate milk. And that red-haired women had strawberry...
my grandma would always tell me at night that is I didn't stay in bed when the lights went off that the hairy hand of a monster would reach out and drag me to hell underneath the...
My older sisters had me believing that they put me into a running dryer machine for a few seconds. ~facepalm~