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I Only Have One Profile And This Is It

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    anasteel2 anasteel2 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 20, 2014

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    The One And Only Me

    Good grief. I couldn't maintain two distinct on-line personas.  I wouldn't feel good making the attempt anyway..  My writing style is too recognizable for me to get away with it too.  Anyone here who knows me would be able to tell if I was posing as someone else.  Since I...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M Nov 9, 2012

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    Just Me

    I'm too honest to play games and pretend to be someone else. One of my life quotes is: Above all else, to thine own self, be true. I will trust someone until I find out they're lying. I can never look at them the same way after that. I'm not on about, "Who had the last biscuit...
    Cuddlytoy Cuddlytoy 51-55, F 3 Responses Oct 18, 2012

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    I Do Not Have A Twin

    No, I am not talking about twins or triplets. I am quite open about myself and have nothing to hide. What you see is what you get. If you want to check me out then, you can ask me any questions and I will be happy to communicate only if you are genuine that is.
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Jan 18, 2013

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    Even if I have a hundred profiles,

    they all will be the same
    metalchick18 metalchick18 18-21, F Nov 3, 2014

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    "If you tell the truth,

    you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain I am too dumb to run 2 profiles : )
    leosdisciple leosdisciple 56-60, M Feb 6

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    I'd like to thank all of you

    who commented on my Nipple profile picture. Sadly this site has removed it as they say it was inappropriate. Glad so many of you enjoyed seeing it 😉
    Bee2014 Bee2014 51-55, F 69 Responses May 19, 2014

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    What's the point to having multiple profiles?

    I have just this one and it's already too much at some points, so I think it'd be tricky having more than one and I don't think I see the point in it.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    Can't Deal

    I have enough people in my head without creating another. This is my only profile, and will always be. I can understand if someone really wants to share and be annonymous, but why not just be that instead of creating multiple accounts because you have something to hide? It doesn...
    FellidayaFiresong FellidayaFiresong 31-35, F Oct 11, 2012

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    This Is It And This Is Why You Love Me

    Yes it's true I am awesome at what I do and how I do it. And I have only one profile and one only, not two or three just one. I guess you can say I am the one and only and that my stories are so amazing that your head pops off once in a while when reading the most amazingly...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Feb 21, 2013

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    I've begun trying to keep the experiences I

    add to my profile at comfortable limit. I'm more apt to punt rather than scroll through profiles with more than 500 experiences. I'll add experiences to which I think I may post later but when the count starts approaching 200, I'll start deleting some, especially if I haven't...
    johnstlouis johnstlouis 56-60, M Feb 3

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    Keeping It Real. As Always

    Honestly guys and girls, I'm just going to keep things as real as I can. I'm not here to impress or entertain anyone. I'm just seeking sincerity and honesty. So come as you are and anything more than that is fine too.
    SilentBluemoon SilentBluemoon 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 27, 2012

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    Take It Or Leave It

    Welcome to the profile...You may love me or you may hate me, but you will always know where I stand. I am who I am...and refuse to be anything but!
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2012

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    Yeah. Fraid so! I'd love to suggest I'm 6'4"

    160lbs. Bench press 300lbs earn $5million a year, spend my summers in exotic places travelling the world as a carefree bachelor. But the only word of that that's true, is the word bachelor...... Thinking about it.... That's not even true! I'm a divorcee!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 2, 2014

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    This Is Me, Take It Or Leave It.

    Have you ever been in a relationship where you can only be with a person if you change who you are, what you wear, who you talk to, and what you act like? I have lots of times, and do you know what I did? I changed myself because I couldn't bear the thought that if I stayed who I...
    DachiaMarieVocalina DachiaMarieVocalina 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 8, 2012

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    Save From Bad Person

    A woman walking out there today she has also performed on children but she ridiculed the kids, I went to the child and she helped me   One day I saw she was crying she approached me and asked why she was crying she said nothing!! I asked if you're sure there's a friend or bff...
    katevicente10 katevicente10 13-15, F Dec 29, 2012

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    And....

    ... can't keep up with it so I have no idea how others manage to have two three four or more. I don't care if they have them but I am just not able to keep up myself.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 26, 2012

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    This Is It!

    Many people come and go here and many play games..I come for the laughter that EP gives me and I only need one profile to enjoy all this site has to give..Believe me or not I care not..This who I am and the only profile I care to have...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses Sep 4, 2012

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    I Am What I Am

    I post real pictures and I post them for ALL to see. I have one profile. I try to be as real and as open as I can be here. I am who I say that I am on EP and in my life off of EP. I don't have secrets, I live openly and I don't make apologies for who I am. I've lived 54 years, I...
    hillbillycrone hillbillycrone 56-60, F 5 Responses Oct 11, 2012

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    Why

    on a site where you can chose to be anonymous, why would you need two profiles, the only advantage would be you could talk to your self, i am taking meds to stop that
    hardcor364 hardcor364 70+, M Mar 19, 2013

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    Ok so it's me Creshell & I can't get back into

    my old it's not deleted I think I just can't get back into it so all of my circlers this in my new profile yeah please find me again.
    ThaQueen2 ThaQueen2 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2014

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    My previous account was deleted!

    Add me if we were friends! I was CaraDay :)
    LadyDaelas LadyDaelas 18-21, F 3 Responses Oct 8, 2014

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    Related Experiences

    Why do people find it necessary to have more than one EP account I ask myself. The only possible reasons are that they are up to no good or are trying to make fools of other...
    Thrash1 Thrash1 61-65, M 6 Responses 4 days ago

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    I mean I have one male friend (in real life) and act to be his friend'️s friend but I strongly dislike them. They are just so immature and they scare me... :|
    SleepingWithMyChemicalVeil SleepingWithMyChemicalVeil 16-17, F 1 Response Mar 1

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    I hate when guys only have female friends. Guys with females friend they seem to **** them. If they don't ever make moves on the girl friends they have a crush on the girl. I don...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 1 Response Mar 2

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    I have one part of my body That's ticklish, The title of this group is perfect and sums up exactly what I want to say. I thought i would post this since I get quite a few...
    MisssValentine MisssValentine 18-21, F 2 Responses Mar 1

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    By a blank profile, I mean anyone who just list hundreds of 'experiences' with not one story or indication that they have just lazily ticked a list of 'stuff' with not thought. I...
    alanbt alanbt 61-65, M 2 Responses Feb 28

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    Three profiles. All true. All male. All me.
    PiercedBeast PiercedBeast 56-60, M Mar 2

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    I'm married and I find it's much less complicated if I don't have male friends. I don't private message men, don't hang out with them. Don't have any male friends. It works for our...
    MommysGotTats420 MommysGotTats420 22-25, F 2 Responses Mar 1

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    I am a straight male and most of my friends are female. Most people judge me as a player but I have female friends because every time I try to talk to my make friends they just...
    BIGPAR BIGPAR 18-21, M 1 Response Mar 1

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    Why not? Sometimes we all see that hot guy/girl when out at a party or nightclub and if your chatting, drinking etc together and having fun why not take it that one step further...
    Str8MaleCD Str8MaleCD 26-30, M 1 Response Mar 9

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    So Im hanging out with my crush again next week and i feel like this is it. We haven't hung out in almost 2 months and she still hasn't replied to my text from last Friday. She's...
    jonbz17 jonbz17 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    I want to put a knife through the arteries inside of my neck. Every morning when i wake up and every night before i sleep that is what i think of.
    Decreate Decreate 22-25, M Feb 28

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    I feel like Jeannine. Every damn day http://youtu.be/roiRpwv9zFs
    Gwall1234 Gwall1234 36-40, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I hate my job at an arcade because I've never had such a "do nothing" job. I stand around twiddling my thumbs and I'm not use to that. I want to work and be busy! I use to work as...
    briarbug briarbug 18-21, F 1 day ago

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    Really it's all I desire. My only true friends are on here. Wish had local ones also. Only have one aqaintance but they just seem to use me. Take it day by day.
    Averageguy41074 Averageguy41074 36-40, M 1 Response Mar 15

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    I only have one child and bothme and my husband spoiled her. From the time she wall little to when we saved everthing we could to send her to collage gave her a car for school and...
    chewy8287 chewy8287 46-50, F 1 Response 1 day ago

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    I'm not even being dramatic.....I only have one friend.....I left school and everyone stopped talking to me no one even cared to see if I was alive....I don't know how to deal with...
    Mylo248 Mylo248 16-17, F 3 Responses Mar 3

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    Well I only have one best friend and a childhood one who is also a close friend.I literally am a loner and have little to no social life.I'm sure it's because of my idiotic...
    ThePakistaniGuy ThePakistaniGuy 13-15, M 1 Response Mar 7

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    I only have one tattoo. I plan on getting another one with my boyfriend. And then maybe another with my best friend. I got my first one on my 18th birthday. It wasn't as bad as...
    shades4myfuture shades4myfuture 18-21, F 3 Responses 4 days ago

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    I first discovered this in my junior year of high school. Being trans in high school is probably the worst, but being trans and having a personality disorder in high school is just...
    noyoubro noyoubro 18-21, T 1 Response 1 day ago

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    As I've gotten older (I'm almost 40), I have noticed it gets harder and harder to meet new people. My old friends have sort of moved on with their own lives. As I get older I...
    BigHryRomeo BigHryRomeo 36-40, M 1 Response 14 hrs ago

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    Your backpacking high up in the Colorado Rockies when you get separated from the group and become hopelessly lost. The sun is going down, it's getting colder, and it looks like it...
    TK1153 TK1153 18-21, M 1 Response 9 hrs ago

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    I know it seems stupid, but I have a hard time interacting with someone without one. I find it tells me a lot about their personality. I know it is probably stupid, but the...
    ahousewife ahousewife 36-40, F 8 Responses Mar 10