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I Only Have One Profile And This Is It

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    10% of annoyingly hilarious puns 10% of me

    just overthinking 10% of me posting a selfie, and complaining about how ugly I am 10% of me posting about how I wish I were skinny, while I'm stuffing a pizza in my mouth 60% of unnecessary sexual jokes. I'm the whole package, what can I say
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 2 Responses 6 days ago

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    And....

    ... can't keep up with it so I have no idea how others manage to have two three four or more. I don't care if they have them but I am just not able to keep up myself.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 26, 2012

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    The One And Only Me

    Good grief. I couldn't maintain two distinct on-line personas.  I wouldn't feel good making the attempt anyway..  My writing style is too recognizable for me to get away with it too.  Anyone here who knows me would be able to tell if I was posing as someone else.  Since I...
    UnderEli UnderEli 46-50, M Nov 9, 2012

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    weadkeys weadkeys 46-50, M May 18

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    Even if I have a hundred profiles,

    they all will be the same
    metalchick18 metalchick18 18-21, F Nov 3, 2014

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    Ok so it's me Creshell & I can't get back into

    my old it's not deleted I think I just can't get back into it so all of my circlers this in my new profile yeah please find me again.
    ThaQueen2 ThaQueen2 18-21, F 1 Response Sep 20, 2014

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    Can't Deal

    I have enough people in my head without creating another. This is my only profile, and will always be. I can understand if someone really wants to share and be annonymous, but why not just be that instead of creating multiple accounts because you have something to hide? It doesn...
    FellidayaFiresong FellidayaFiresong 31-35, F Oct 11, 2012

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    Save From Bad Person

    A woman walking out there today she has also performed on children but she ridiculed the kids, I went to the child and she helped me   One day I saw she was crying she approached me and asked why she was crying she said nothing!! I asked if you're sure there's a friend or bff...
    katevicente10 katevicente10 13-15, F Dec 29, 2012

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    I Do Not Have A Twin

    No, I am not talking about twins or triplets. I am quite open about myself and have nothing to hide. What you see is what you get. If you want to check me out then, you can ask me any questions and I will be happy to communicate only if you are genuine that is.
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Jan 18, 2013

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    Yeah. Fraid so! I'd love to suggest I'm 6'4"

    160lbs. Bench press 300lbs earn $5million a year, spend my summers in exotic places travelling the world as a carefree bachelor. But the only word of that that's true, is the word bachelor...... Thinking about it.... That's not even true! I'm a divorcee!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble 46-50, M 1 Response Nov 2, 2014

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    My previous account was deleted!

    Add me if we were friends! I was CaraDay :)
    LadyDaelas LadyDaelas 22-25, F 3 Responses Oct 8, 2014

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    Take It Or Leave It

    Welcome to the profile...You may love me or you may hate me, but you will always know where I stand. I am who I am...and refuse to be anything but!
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2012

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    Why

    on a site where you can chose to be anonymous, why would you need two profiles, the only advantage would be you could talk to your self, i am taking meds to stop that
    hardcor364 hardcor364 70+, M Mar 19, 2013

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    This Is It And This Is Why You Love Me

    Yes it's true I am awesome at what I do and how I do it. And I have only one profile and one only, not two or three just one. I guess you can say I am the one and only and that my stories are so amazing that your head pops off once in a while when reading the most amazingly...
    LongLiveRockAndRoll LongLiveRockAndRoll 26-30, M Feb 21, 2013

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    This Is Me, Take It Or Leave It.

    Have you ever been in a relationship where you can only be with a person if you change who you are, what you wear, who you talk to, and what you act like? I have lots of times, and do you know what I did? I changed myself because I couldn't bear the thought that if I stayed who I...
    DachiaMarieVocalina DachiaMarieVocalina 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 8, 2012

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    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response May 17

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    RocknRollCowboy71 RocknRollCowboy71 41-45, M May 17

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    What's the point to having multiple profiles?

    I have just this one and it's already too much at some points, so I think it'd be tricky having more than one and I don't think I see the point in it.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response Feb 6

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    I Am What I Am

    I post real pictures and I post them for ALL to see. I have one profile. I try to be as real and as open as I can be here. I am who I say that I am on EP and in my life off of EP. I don't have secrets, I live openly and I don't make apologies for who I am. I've lived 54 years, I...
    hillbillycrone hillbillycrone 56-60, F 4 Responses Oct 11, 2012

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    Just Me

    I'm too honest to play games and pretend to be someone else. One of my life quotes is: Above all else, to thine own self, be true. I will trust someone until I find out they're lying. I can never look at them the same way after that. I'm not on about, "Who had the last biscuit...
    Cuddlytoy Cuddlytoy 51-55, F 3 Responses Oct 18, 2012

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    This Is It!

    Many people come and go here and many play games..I come for the laughter that EP gives me and I only need one profile to enjoy all this site has to give..Believe me or not I care not..This who I am and the only profile I care to have...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses Sep 4, 2012

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    I've begun trying to keep the experiences I

    add to my profile at comfortable limit. I'm more apt to punt rather than scroll through profiles with more than 500 experiences. I'll add experiences to which I think I may post later but when the count starts approaching 200, I'll start deleting some, especially if I haven't...
    johnstlouis johnstlouis 56-60, M Feb 3

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    anasteel2 anasteel2 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 20, 2014

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    "If you tell the truth,

    you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain I am too dumb to run 2 profiles : )
    leosdisciple leosdisciple 56-60, M Feb 6

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    I only have one profile,

    before this i had created a profile but had to delete that profile because of a lady over here on ep she tortured me mentally,i was fed up but now its all fine im happy with this profile and will never create another profile.
    Roadguy Roadguy 26-30, M May 19

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    I'd like to thank all of you

    who commented on my Nipple profile picture. Sadly this site has removed it as they say it was inappropriate. Glad so many of you enjoyed seeing it 😉
    Bee2014 Bee2014 51-55, F 67 Responses May 19, 2014

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    Related Experiences

    I have been on EP for a very long time , since they first created this site in 2007 . I've had the privilege to enjoy first few years of totally secret place that absolutely no one...
    Ezmee Ezmee 36-40, F 3 hrs ago

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    My conviction was two years ago and I'm still struggling. I had a really nasty pill habit, started getting reckless with money, over-drafted account, well I didn't know they...
    BlueMondae BlueMondae 22-25, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    I've deleted my account Daddyforlg and I'm using this one now
    DaddyThomas3 DaddyThomas3 46-50, M 22 hrs ago

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    I randomly came across a list of addresses, i only saw one address which was something queens boulevard and then crumpled up the paper because it wasn't my business,while looking...
    shamdizzle888 shamdizzle888 22-25, M 1 day ago

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    Never change who you are to impress people. The person you are will eventually attract people just like you and you will live a much happier life than if you try to be something...
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 day ago

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    Instead of trying to get me or my siblings back after being put in foster care my mother enjoyed her new-found independence sans children. She met and married my now deceased...
    Aries323 Aries323 18-21, M 2 days ago

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    First off I am not a violent person. But I do have very bad thoughts. Thoughts of me beating the s*** out of someone, like a bully. I saw this video on Youtube a few days ago...
    bfsd150 bfsd150 26-30, M 1 Response 3 days ago

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    Leo...... I know you're here somewhere. I need to talk to you and have no idea what profile you have this week. I would call you but I only have your old number from before you...
    hadyourchance hadyourchance 36-40, F 4 Responses 3 days ago

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    I recently broke up with my GF and have come to realize I really only have like one other friend who is like actually my friend. and the I'm really happy she's my best friend and...
    DaveEatsToast DaveEatsToast 13-15, M 3 days ago

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    I'm writing this to document and share three of my personal experiences with having overdosed on the antihistamine medication,"Kroger Allergy Tablets", in which the main ingredient...
    SukiPuppy SukiPuppy 22-25, F 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I have extreme jealously issues , like to the point where I want to scream cry , throw a complete temper tantrum .. Depending on the situation . Or I get extremely hurt , my heart...
    Rs668009 Rs668009 18-21, F 5 days ago

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    I hate that there's a whole world inside that I can never explain in words. It's just too vast and too deep. It's always too much. It's a never ending quest and I'm in constant...
    AquariusLife AquariusLife 26-30, F 5 Responses 6 days ago

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    If you do not have a profile picture i will not add you, or respond to your messages. Just a heads up.
    Zoeisbi Zoeisbi 18-21, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    Why do we limit ourselves and seclude ourselves from loving one another. Intimacy and love for one another can be shared without physical sexual involvement. There are many things...
    Mr5cellophane Mr5cellophane 26-30, M 2 Responses a week ago

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    As I drown in my loneliness, Loose time in the salt of my tears, I long and ache to feel just one loving caress, A kiss that fills my soul, until it erupts with passion. Loneliness...
    wanthimtoNEEDme wanthimtoNEEDme 41-45, F a week ago

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    Yep. And sometimes I just want to delete it.
    BeautifulDayDream BeautifulDayDream 22-25, F 5 Responses Jul 20

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    I was talking to somebody on here and found out that his profile was a fake. His profile says he was a woman, but he's actually a man. I told him I can't be friends with him...
    adhane05 adhane05 22-25, M 3 Responses Jul 18

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    Endless baby fever over here. Lol idk why i have been feeling like this. I dont want one of my own right now im only 17, im just hoping a relative will have one soon. I love babies...
    beautifulego beautifulego 16-17 2 Responses Jul 18

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