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I Only Have One Profile And This Is It

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    This Is It And This Is Why You Love Me

    Yes it's true I am awesome at what I do and how I do it. And I have only one profile and one only, not two or three just one. I guess you can say I am the one and only and that my stories are so amazing that your head pops off once in a while when reading the most amazingly...
    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M Feb 21, 2013

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    This Is It!

    Many people come and go here and many play games..I come for the laughter that EP gives me and I only need one profile to enjoy all this site has to give..Believe me or not I care not..This who I am and the only profile I care to have...
    vickieprince vickieprince 51-55, F 9 Responses Sep 4, 2012

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    I'd like to thank all of you

    who commented on my Nipple profile picture. Sadly this site has removed it as they say it was inappropriate. Glad so many of you enjoyed seeing it 😉
    Bee2014 Bee2014 51-55, F 51 Responses May 19

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    Can't Deal

    I have enough people in my head without creating another. This is my only profile, and will always be. I can understand if someone really wants to share and be annonymous, but why not just be that instead of creating multiple accounts because you have something to hide? It doesn...
    FellidayaFiresong FellidayaFiresong 31-35, F Oct 11, 2012

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    Why

    on a site where you can chose to be anonymous, why would you need two profiles, the only advantage would be you could talk to your self, i am taking meds to stop that
    hardcor364 hardcor364 46-50, M 1 Response Mar 19, 2013

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    And....

    ... can't keep up with it so I have no idea how others manage to have two three four or more. I don't care if they have them but I am just not able to keep up myself.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 26, 2012

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    Keeping It Real. As Always

    Honestly guys and girls, I'm just going to keep things as real as I can. I'm not here to impress or entertain anyone. I'm just seeking sincerity and honesty. So come as you are and anything more than that is fine too.
    SilentBluemoon SilentBluemoon 36-40, F 2 Responses Sep 27, 2012

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    Save From Bad Person

    A woman walking out there today she has also performed on children but she ridiculed the kids, I went to the child and she helped me   One day I saw she was crying she approached me and asked why she was crying she said nothing!! I asked if you're sure there's a friend or bff...
    katevicente10 katevicente10 13-15, F Dec 29, 2012

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    Just Me

    I'm too honest to play games and pretend to be someone else. One of my life quotes is: Above all else, to thine own self, be true. I will trust someone until I find out they're lying. I can never look at them the same way after that. I'm not on about, "Who had the last biscuit...
    Cuddlytoy Cuddlytoy 51-55, F 4 Responses Oct 18, 2012

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    I don't understand members

    that make more than one profile. This is all I have here and all I want to have here.With no hidden agendas I found this site joined it and enjoy being on it. One profile, one me and one life to live just being me.
    bignatbreastluver bignatbreastluver 46-50, M 2 Responses Aug 5

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    This Is Me, Take It Or Leave It.

    Have you ever been in a relationship where you can only be with a person if you change who you are, what you wear, who you talk to, and what you act like? I have lots of times, and do you know what I did? I changed myself because I couldn't bear the thought that if I stayed who I...
    DachiaMarieVocalina DachiaMarieVocalina 18-21, F 2 Responses Dec 8, 2012

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    I Am What I Am

    I post real pictures and I post them for ALL to see. I have one profile. I try to be as real and as open as I can be here. I am who I say that I am on EP and in my life off of EP. I don't have secrets, I live openly and I don't make apologies for who I am. I've lived 54 years, I...
    hillbillycrone hillbillycrone 51-55, F 5 Responses Oct 11, 2012

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    The One And Only Me

    Good grief. I couldn't maintain two distinct on-line personas.  I wouldn't feel good making the attempt anyway..  My writing style is too recognizable for me to get away with it too.  Anyone here who knows me would be able to tell if I was posing as someone else.  Since I...
    UnderEli UnderEli 41-45, M Nov 9, 2012

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    I Do Not Have A Twin

    No, I am not talking about twins or triplets. I am quite open about myself and have nothing to hide. What you see is what you get. If you want to check me out then, you can ask me any questions and I will be happy to communicate only if you are genuine that is.
    HardingP119 HardingP119 36-40, M Jan 18, 2013

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    Take It Or Leave It

    Welcome to the profile...You may love me or you may hate me, but you will always know where I stand. I am who I am...and refuse to be anything but!
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 11, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    I am not here to play games on you and make you wonder who i am impersonating or who else so like me i could be that person too. Whatever so this other person is like me, so think...
    violet1698 violet1698 31-35, F 1 Response Aug 10

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    I was born without one, the discovered it after test when I was functioning properly I had a water infection I think I can't remember I was only 6 months old, what annoys me most...
    vanivoo vanivoo 16-17, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    My other account got Deleted so add on this one;)
    ogarcia420 ogarcia420 18-21, M Aug 6

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    Guys my account was disabled, so in case I have not been answering to you messages please bear with me am just back!!
    kumarawijeet kumarawijeet 18-21, M 6 days ago

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    This place is not what I expected, full of vultures
    tonimino10 tonimino10 36-40, M Aug 17

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    My left arm is missing a little below my elbow. 99% of the time I get along just fine without my hand because most of the time I use a hook prosthetic but when I got up at 4am...
    Skinsation Skinsation 46-50 1 Response Aug 20

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    There are things I say and groups I join here that I don't want other people knowing about. The last thing I want is to take the chance that someone who knows me in person is going...
    chubbystringbean chubbystringbean 22-25, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    I was driving around again and passed by a pet shop. I've been there before and I know they have the occasional adoption fairs. Saw this cute little guy on his hind legs. Wish I...
    whassupoldlady whassupoldlady 16-17, F Aug 10

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    I hate haters I swear if if I **** with you I **** with you if I dont then im busy or writing a post or experience im taking care of my nieces I have two nieces okay not gonna be...
    Xxchristinx18 Xxchristinx18 18-21, F Aug 18

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    I am nearly at a breaking point. I have a very well paying job and a very good position but it's mind numbingly boring and monotonous. I have nothing else to fall back on and can't...
    thisisdave thisisdave 31-35, M 1 Response Aug 20

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    Today I was delivered a jaw breaking news that I have only six more months to live, they cannot carry on supporting me, because my Heart Failure cant be cured, so they are thinking...
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    Had to give up those my lover abandoned when we parted to go get checked by docs and myself. Worst day in years.
    Livyn4pals Livyn4pals 46-50, M Aug 10

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    My dog is limping and they want to do laser therapy on her back. I hope I get some money soon.
    cottonbreeze cottonbreeze 41-45, F Aug 19

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    I always take my basset hound to the local dog park. So many different breeds and all of them are adorable. I especially love it when someone brings corgis :)
    bec413 bec413 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    I want to get to know people im 13 add me
    19tyler 19tyler 13-15, M 4 days ago

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    Honest to God, my Co-Worker asked me if this Internet Story (we all know how everything that we read on the Internet MUST be True!) was...in fact true. Upon hearing her fearful...
    Ferric67 Ferric67 36-40, M 1 Response Aug 11

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    Once again I've made new friends on ep. These friends seem like they are in it for the long run unlike the past ones which just disappeared. I only have one friend on here that has...
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    Addiction runs in my family, in one form or another – typically many forms at once. On my bio mother's side, every person is addicted to many somethings. It was such a natural...
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    I think I had lost weight :( now my jeans don't really fit me. They look to big on me and weird as if I got my jeans from a fat girl. I'm no longer a size 5 :( I'm a size 3. I...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 8

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    When I was younger, I was bullied and made fun of--even by teachers! My mom took me out of school in fourth grade and started to home school me. It was during this year that we...
    HatersGonnaHateMe HatersGonnaHateMe 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 21

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    My boyfriend is controlling, he hates me going over to friends house which I really don't have many but whenever I visit them he is like I'm not going to talk to you because he...
    ilybb ilybb 13-15, F Aug 13

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    I only have one course (Spanish) and a final exam [on EVERY SINGLE COURSE I’VE TAKEN FOR THE PAST YEAR AND A HALF], and then I’ll have my Bachelor’s in General Studies...
    lifeisatest lifeisatest 22-25, M Aug 19

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    EP and ‘stalking’ go together like bangers and mash, copy and paste, Batman and Robin, hammer and tongs, chips and cheese .. You can have one but it’s not quite as great...
    JaneBloodyAusten JaneBloodyAusten 31-35, F 17 Responses Aug 14

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    ANNOUNCEMENT: Starting as of right now, I WILL NOT ADD you to my circle if you are an established user and have no profile picture, or are just the using the EP pictures. It...
    1LikeMind 1LikeMind 46-50, M Aug 24

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    Subscribe to my channel? I haven't got any videos on just yet, because I only have a few days till I get my braces on., and I think it makes more sense to just wait until I have...
    Xxxshanxxx Xxxshanxxx 16-17, F Aug 7

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    Ok so is it just me or when a guy talks to you and thinks ur attractive on ep they type something like hello how are you Andrea?im mark would you like to talk to me? I mean you...
    GIRLYGIRL894 GIRLYGIRL894 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 23

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    It was early spring this year when my wife asked me "Would you mind if I did not wear bikinis on our holiday this year".She then explained that her reason for wanting to not wear a...
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    I used to be so naive. Sometimes I wish I could have that innocence back...to be able to see the world through the eyes of a girl who only knew of sheltered happiness. Of course...
    SupernovaxGirl SupernovaxGirl 26-30 1 Response Aug 12

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    I'd rather have one close friend who I can trust with my life than many friends who are good fun but you just can't be sure that they'll keep a confidence.
    Wheels64 Wheels64 46-50, M 2 Responses 10 hrs ago

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    I'm starting off my senior year in two days with 0 friends and everyone hating me because of some stupid girl who was the only friend I had (or I thought). Im terrible at...
    tootaloo tootaloo 16-17, F 5 Responses Aug 2

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    I'm not completely sure why I even signed up on this site, yet alone posting a story. At the end of the day, I know that this will not improve nor will it change anything about my...
    LilMsUnknown LilMsUnknown 36-40, F Aug 13

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    Okay it's kinda like a love-hate relationship. I swear I love her with all my heart, but sometimes it's just like......... UUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I mean both my brothers and me...
    MiniMe57 MiniMe57 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    I can name quite a few people in my area who should be made sterile! I think there should be a law that requires want-to-be parents to have some sort of test to make sure they...
    Gemz2411 Gemz2411 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 9

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