I Only Have One Profile And This Is It

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    I Am What I Am

    I post real pictures and I post them for ALL to see. I have one profile. I try to be as real and as open as I can be here. I am who I say that I am on EP and in my life off of EP. I don't have secrets, I live openly and I don't make apologies for who I am. I've lived 54 years, I...
    hillbillycrone hillbillycrone
    56-60, F
    2 Responses Oct 11, 2012
    carazaa carazaa
    56-60, F
    5 Responses Dec 27, 2015

    "If you tell the truth,

    you don't have to remember anything." - Mark Twain I am too dumb to run 2 profiles : )
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 6, 2015

    Take It Or Leave It

    Welcome to the profile...You may love me or you may hate me, but you will always know where I stand. I am who I am...and refuse to be anything but!
    choctawgrrrl choctawgrrrl
    41-45, F
    Oct 11, 2012

    My previous account was deleted!

    Add me if we were friends! I was CaraDay :)
    LadyDaelas LadyDaelas
    22-25, F
    1 Response Oct 8, 2014
    weadkeys weadkeys
    46-50, M
    May 18, 2015
    anasteel2 anasteel2
    41-45, F
    3 Responses Sep 20, 2014

    I only have one profile,

    before this i had created a profile but had to delete that profile because of a lady over here on ep she tortured me mentally,i was fed up but now its all fine im happy with this profile and will never create another profile.
    Roadguy Roadguy
    26-30, M
    May 19, 2015

    This Is It!

    Many people come and go here and many play games..I come for the laughter that EP gives me and I only need one profile to enjoy all this site has to give..Believe me or not I care not..This who I am and the only profile I care to have...
    vickieprince vickieprince
    51-55, F
    9 Responses Sep 4, 2012

    And....

    ... can't keep up with it so I have no idea how others manage to have two three four or more. I don't care if they have them but I am just not able to keep up myself.
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    1 Response Sep 26, 2012

    Save From Bad Person

    A woman walking out there today she has also performed on children but she ridiculed the kids, I went to the child and she helped me   One day I saw she was crying she approached me and asked why she was crying she said nothing!! I asked if you're sure there's a friend or bff...
    katevicente10 katevicente10
    13-15, F
    Dec 29, 2012

    I'd like to thank all of you

    who commented on my Nipple profile picture. Sadly this site has removed it as they say it was inappropriate. Glad so many of you enjoyed seeing it 😉
    Bee2014 Bee2014
    51-55, F
    57 Responses May 19, 2014

    But I am a serial deleter,

    I have had other profiles in the past. Jjwithamlao is me, but I can't access it. Bizarrely it has an emaiil address that doesn't exist, the .co.uk version of my yahoo email.
    jo1966 jo1966
    46-50, M
    Oct 18, 2015
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    May 17, 2015

    Yeah. Fraid so! I'd love to suggest I'm 6'4"

    160lbs. Bench press 300lbs earn $5million a year, spend my summers in exotic places travelling the world as a carefree bachelor. But the only word of that that's true, is the word bachelor...... Thinking about it.... That's not even true! I'm a divorcee!!!
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    1 Response Nov 2, 2014

    10% of annoyingly hilarious puns 10% of me

    just overthinking 10% of me posting a selfie, and complaining about how ugly I am 10% of me posting about how I wish I were skinny, while I'm stuffing a pizza in my mouth 60% of unnecessary sexual jokes. I'm the whole package, what can I say
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Jul 21, 2015

    Even if I have a hundred profiles,

    they all will be the same
    metalchick18 metalchick18
    18-21, F
    Nov 3, 2014

    This Is Me, Take It Or Leave It.

    Have you ever been in a relationship where you can only be with a person if you change who you are, what you wear, who you talk to, and what you act like? I have lots of times, and do you know what I did? I changed myself because I couldn't bear the thought that if I stayed who I...
    DachiaMarieVocalina DachiaMarieVocalina
    18-21, F
    1 Response Dec 8, 2012

    Just Me

    I'm too honest to play games and pretend to be someone else. One of my life quotes is: Above all else, to thine own self, be true. I will trust someone until I find out they're lying. I can never look at them the same way after that. I'm not on about, "Who had the last biscuit...
    Cuddlytoy Cuddlytoy
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Oct 18, 2012

    Why

    on a site where you can chose to be anonymous, why would you need two profiles, the only advantage would be you could talk to your self, i am taking meds to stop that
    hardcor364 hardcor364
    70+, M
    Mar 19, 2013

    I've begun trying to keep the experiences I

    add to my profile at comfortable limit. I'm more apt to punt rather than scroll through profiles with more than 500 experiences. I'll add experiences to which I think I may post later but when the count starts approaching 200, I'll start deleting some, especially if I haven't...
    johnstlouis johnstlouis
    56-60, M
    Feb 3, 2015

    What's the point to having multiple profiles?

    I have just this one and it's already too much at some points, so I think it'd be tricky having more than one and I don't think I see the point in it.
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 6, 2015

    Yup, this is it. I dont have time to keep up

    with multiple profiles. Besides, i only use this site to read about experiences, share my own personal experiences and to get some feedback/advice.
    RichardHertz RichardHertz
    36-40, M
    Dec 27, 2015

    I don't see why people have more

    than one profile I am who I am
    justmyself11 justmyself11
    51-55, M
    1 Response Jan 6

    Ok so it's me Creshell & I can't get back into

    my old it's not deleted I think I just can't get back into it so all of my circlers this in my new profile yeah please find me again.
    ThaQueen2 ThaQueen2
    18-21, F
    1 Response Sep 20, 2014

    I Do Not Have A Twin

    No, I am not talking about twins or triplets. I am quite open about myself and have nothing to hide. What you see is what you get. If you want to check me out then, you can ask me any questions and I will be happy to communicate only if you are genuine that is.
    HardingP119 HardingP119
    36-40, M
    Jan 18, 2013

    Can't Deal

    I have enough people in my head without creating another. This is my only profile, and will always be. I can understand if someone really wants to share and be annonymous, but why not just be that instead of creating multiple accounts because you have something to hide? It doesn...
    FellidayaFiresong FellidayaFiresong
    31-35, F
    Oct 11, 2012

    Liars EP allows unlimited profiles

    for anyone with no email verification.
    Avetaw Avetaw
    66-70, F
    1 Response Aug 19, 2015

    The One And Only Me

    Good grief. I couldn't maintain two distinct on-line personas.  I wouldn't feel good making the attempt anyway..  My writing style is too recognizable for me to get away with it too.  Anyone here who knows me would be able to tell if I was posing as someone else.  Since I...
    UnderEli UnderEli
    46-50, M
    Nov 9, 2012

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    Lydiaaellise Lydiaaellise
    18-21, F
    Apr 21
    Why not. One more madturbation for the road because that is what i do:)
    Solopleasure Solopleasure
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 21
    I want a special shout out to FeetAreFantastic he has made this site very entertaining. I've had good laughs. He's my favorite profile on here. Ya. Also I want a shout out to...
    FieryWolf FieryWolf
    16-17, F
    1 Response Apr 21
    I joined back in January of last year looking for someone who had the same medical problems as I but I had no luck but I did manage to meet someone that I went to school with hell...
    layedback75 layedback75
    36-40, M
    Apr 21
    What about this one, is this me or is it not me?
    haniazed haniazed
    46-50, M
    5 Responses Apr 21
    I havee. I can't say they are my best friends now, but when they were, oh boy did we do some stupid stuff! I think it's only right I end my time here on EP with a positive, fun...
    TheMasterMan1 TheMasterMan1
    16-17, M
    Apr 20
    I always don't answer the calls, I'm searching a job so I posted my profile on some sites. People call me daily for an job Interview but I don't answer it, sometimes I do answer...
    nspacedust nspacedust
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Apr 20
    My attacks started 6yrs ago,woke up one morning and felt really sick,like a virus but it kept coming back every other day. I feel it was triggered by stress and a tender tum as I...
    SoothingSoozie SoothingSoozie
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 19
    For years I have been trusting others; males and females, in helping me through different situations. I have been lead down the garden path for the last time. I will do my own...
    southernnudistlifestyle southernnudistlifestyle
    36-40, F
    Apr 19
    I hate how I've wasted so much precious time on people who in the end didn't deserve any of it. Everyone who's kept up with my posts or knows me personally knows the story of my...
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Apr 19
    Goodbye EP!! Feeling sad and desperate because of my past, this is how i got here almost a decade ago Via googling one of the most tragedies in my life, Ep popped up in my laptop...
    AutoLove0 AutoLove0
    22-25, F
    Apr 18
    Regardless of who you are, your age, or gender, I reserve my right to read your individual profile before I allow you in my circle of friends.
    southernnudistlifestyle southernnudistlifestyle
    36-40, F
    1 Response Apr 18
    I really want to love you. I want to feel every inch of my body crying out for you. I want to have eyes just for you, I want to love you with my soul and heart. I wish I could...
    ChrisErizo1 ChrisErizo1
    31-35, M
    3 Responses Apr 18
    I feel so rejected and inferior when I look at other people's profile...
    livingdeadsoul61 livingdeadsoul61
    18-21, F
    Apr 17
    I am a 23 year old female who suffers from Poland's Syndrome. It's actually good to know there are some people out there who can relate to all the daily problems PS creates. We...
    uocgreece uocgreece
    22-25, F
    Apr 17
    Ep is going to be closed soon. Let's see if I can find any I can relate to kind of profile. Chances are very low though.
    webb286 webb286
    18-21, M
    Apr 17
    I only have 2 because most of the kids at my school pick on me and usually stuff me in my locker (small for my age)
    wedgieexperiencer202 wedgieexperiencer202
    13-15, F
    Apr 17
    I have finished my education and have a Bachelor i think it is important for me to get a masters. cause companies  done wanna pay enough if you only have a Bachelors Degree...
    ccaston ccaston
    51-55
    Apr 16
    It's weeks like these that remind me of what could have been. Sometimes I think I made the whole thing up but I didn't. Dave was my BFF and then we sleep together for the first...
    lilimartelini lilimartelini
    51-55, F
    1 Response Apr 16
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    Abi936 Abi936
    22-25, M
    3 Responses Apr 16
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    ThatBiGuyForLove ThatBiGuyForLove
    13-15, M
    Apr 15
    I want to help and be compassionate to other people. I enjoy that a lot. But I'm also a perverted person :/ both these sides can be seen in my profile... I try to be honest with...
    jarocho jarocho
    22-25, M
    Apr 15
    I like history science current events and mysteries :D I enjoy talking to people! Especially women ;) but will be buddies with anyone! So if you like my profile add me on K...
    jarocho jarocho
    22-25, M
    Apr 15
    Recently I was Diagnosed with PMDD, Initially I was quite frightened and against using antidepressants, I have researced natural remedies and after various researches I finally...
    crmurphy93 crmurphy93
    22-25
    Apr 15
    i want to have a baby with a lady who would love to have one and maybe more down the road if she like. i know i would l love to have 2 to 4
    lookingforafamily lookingforafamily
    41-45, M
    1 Response Apr 14
    i want to have a baby with a lady who would love to have one and maybe more down the road if she like. i know i would l love to have 2 to 4
    lookingforafamily lookingforafamily
    41-45, M
    Apr 14
    seems people would prefer abandoning me rather then befriending me. even the people who told the false tale of being my friend and always sticking together had left me as well. it...
    SladeBolinLeaderofEp SladeBolinLeaderofEp
    18-21, M
    3 Responses Apr 13
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    LucidxxShivery LucidxxShivery
    26-30, F
    2 Responses Apr 13
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    1 Response Apr 13
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    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Apr 12
    If I like you, I will read nearly all of your experiences, maybe even some of your questions. I used to have more than two hundred experiences, most of them being really short, I...
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    22-25, M
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