double vodka and diet coke
chocolate mint martini
another chocolate mint martini
cosmopolitan (what? i had to keep going back to the bar. the barman was cute!)
an hour of iceskating, drunk.
some weird take on a white russian
two thirds of a...
... I had a little accident with a hot glue gun a glop a glue got on the inside edge of my finger and with my first instinct I tried to get it off quick and it ripped off the top layer of my skin. It freaked me out and makes me want to puke thinking about it :(
Forgive me father, it has been 15 years since my last confession……
(oops, wrong story)
Sooo…. The timing is about right, 15 years,….but the truth of the matter is ….
I was thrown off a horse…AND...