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I Own A Sock Monkey

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    I adore sock monkeys. Mostly because they remind me of my childhood although, at this point in my life I'm not really sure why. I don't have access to the memory that makes them important to me but it scratches my mind, and because of that they are. As an adult I've dabbled in...
    elling245 elling245 36-40, F Jul 20, 2013

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    Me and my friends play games and other stuff outside in just our socks and even barefoot. We play in the grass mostly like baseball and football. We also walk around the...
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    When I am away for work first thing I do when I get to the Hotel is get changed into my hold-ups and my wifes little white socks and have a good hard play! Have a look at the...
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    I love wearing sheet socks. So sexy on my feet and legs.
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    Family Stories (Part 3)..... This is the third part of family stories as told by my mum whose short term memory is fading fast but whose long term memory is still sound. All have...
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    I love knee-high socks. I have a total of 15 pairs that I wear with my dresses. I have 5 black, 4 navy blue, 3 dark brown, 1 dark green, 1 dark grey & 1 maroon. They go with any...
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    We're all like different songs of our own genre. Just know your own lyrics and beat, and your song/life will play out smooth ;)
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    An Afternoon in Socks It rained heavily all day yesterday, so the warmth and sun of today was a welcome change. The ground was still saturated and the grass was wet, and every bit...
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    Love to wear white socks in summer. Today, even if it is quite warm I'm wearing two pairs of kneelong tube socks pulled to my knees. Hanes tube socks under and nike tube socks on...
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    Maybe there's some kind of a vortex inside a dryer and our socks go to a planet where one legged extraterrestrials are in a huge sock drought...lol
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    Socks and headbands hope you are happy with wherever you disappear to lol
    CurvyandChic CurvyandChic 22-25, F 1 Response Jun 27

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    I mostly go barefoot or shoes with no socks but when I wear trainers or in the winter I can never find a pair!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 27

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    I think socks worn with sandals is so tacky. I don't understand why people would wear socks with sandals. if you want to wear socks because your feet are cold, then wear shoes. If...
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    Socks are the larval form of wire coat hangers. Next time a sock disappears look in the closet and you'll see another hanger
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    I'm always either bare foot or in socks when at home. In winter time I am sometimes forced to wear slippers due to the cold but I don't even like wearing those. I think everyone...
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    I love feet and socks. Long socks and pantyhose are the best
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    It's gotta be the Sock Goblins, I swear.
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    (Picture attached) I bought these really cute knee socks. 🎀 I love them so much. (From Etsy.com)
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    I have been wearing men's garters for over 35 years. I love the way they keep my socks in place.
    neoshaman neoshaman 61-65, M 2 Responses Jun 18

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    I hate that long socks are so gendered. They're adorable and make your legs look fantastic.
    cinnamontoastfox cinnamontoastfox 16-17, T Jun 17

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    Really. One minute they're there then they're gone. Is it magic? Is there some Ninja coming in and taking them when I'm not looking? Just let me keep my socks!
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    Swear I always lose my best pair of fuzzy socks. :/
    jenna94ever jenna94ever 18-21, F 1 Response Jun 14

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    I wish someone would own me first of all. Then tie me up as a girl
    Sarahismygirlname Sarahismygirlname 13-15, T Jun 14

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