I Own An Idiot Siamese Cat, and I Love Him Anyway

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    Luna

    my AKA- name on here .she makes her self puke she will benge eat till she pukes shes nuts! but i love her anyone elces cat do that?
    lunnas lunnas
    41-45, F
    Apr 11, 2012

    Luna

    luna shes my semise cat shes just crazy at times her name suits her , she thinks shes a dog she will fetch her mouse and bring it back to you . but i love luna
    lunnas lunnas
    41-45, F
    Nov 21, 2009

    Idiot Siamese Cat

    i own an idiot Siamese cat.  i adore him, but i don't know why.  his name is Yum-Yum.  he has a rotten personality much of the time, and everyone hates him but me.  he has one friend,  a Maine Coon cat named Otis, and Yum-Yum barely tolerates him. why is...
    robyn robyn
    51-55, F
    8 Responses Jun 18, 2009

    Big Mike

    He is cross eyed, getting kind of fluffy and if you talk to him his head starts rolling around and he falls over, lays there on the ground and starts calling "Come pet me".  He may not be the smartest animal I ever lived with.  We have a box in the front...
    coloco coloco
    61-65, M
    15 Responses Sep 15, 2009

    Oscar

    I wish I still had Oscar, despite the fact he was the most paranoid cat ever. Seriously, some days even his shadow was out to get him. But it was very clear whose cat he was. Mine. He and I had this bond. Admittedly this was tested briefly when I had my pet rat, Ebony. She was...
    IdleTraveller IdleTraveller
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 20, 2009

    No. He's Not An Idiot

    My Siamese cat, Leo, is a big baby. He is always waiting for me like a little dog would be when I get home in the afternoon. It concerns him if I am later than my usual daily routine and I can tell that he stresses over being alone for longer than he expected. If I wanted to...
    LoneBlogger LoneBlogger
    51-55, M
    Mar 4, 2012

    A Comedy Of Errs

    My siamese Aisha, captured a chipmunk and was proudly bringing it home to share. Baxter, my dachshund, was eagerly awaiting it on the front porch. I realized it was still moving so I told her to drop it and as expected, she immediately ran away from me. She eventually dropped him...
    RawRedhead RawRedhead
    41-45, F
    Oct 18, 2010

    Ok, She's Not An Idiot

    She is a frustratingly intellligent, beautiful creature who can't help that the dog is so gullible. Really, she just can't help herself.
    RawRedhead RawRedhead
    41-45, F
    4 Responses Jun 30, 2010

    Jafar

    He is a black cat... But his mother is Siamese, and aside from his coloration, he looks every bit of it, I think. He certainly isn't an idiot, though. Jafar is quite smart. The unfortunate fact of all this is, he's not just smart, he is a diabolical genius. Very, very evil...
    DeadOfDecember DeadOfDecember
    22-25, F
    Oct 28, 2010

    Or Did..but, Hey, One Of The Options Here Is To

    Say, I intend to - and I will again. Meet Woodie. Not his full name! As a pedigree chocolate point (runt or otherwiswe) I felt he needed a posh name - so he was christened P G Wodehouse! Woodie for short. Sadly for both of us, he was both runt and retard (In, please understand...
    hawk2002 hawk2002
    46-50, M
    2 Responses Dec 22, 2009

    I Give Up

    I have asked her numerous times to not feed Baxter any more frogs. She just smiles and gets that condescending "you're a stupid monkey" look on her face. Yesterday I was leaving for work and there was a frog lying at the bottom of the stairs. I threw it away before Baxter got to...
    RawRedhead RawRedhead
    41-45, F
    1 Response Jul 16, 2010

    Batcat

    Batcat lived with us in the late 70s and 80s. He was a big Siamese boy. We also had two smaller Siamese females. We got all three from a lady who raised and sold Siamese cats for profit. She got too sick to care for them and we adopted them from her. My mother was not a cat...
    sandnsurf sandnsurf
    46-50, F
    Jul 13, 2010

    she found a new spot to sleep

    and for the first time, I can't find it! the cat simply disappears for a couple of hours and all I'm sure is she's here inside (house)! she always shows up again, no big deal. I'm just curious to know where the hell she sleeps now... does she make a hole in the ceiling or...
    blackberries blackberries
    31-35, F
    Jul 6, 2015
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