What's the big deal?
I guess considering in all three cases I had less than a week to prepare and had been using almost up to the day of testing, it's kind of a big deal!
Water, cranberry juice, exercise.
The happy ending is that I am clean, I have been for twelve...
The local nursing home hired me and sent me over to a drug testing lab to take my first ever drug test. I had no worries about passing it; I hardly even take aspirin!
The women who serviced me was grumpy and unfriendly, but I still enjoyed my first experience of peeing in a cup...