I Perform Random Acts of Weirdness

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    So, I'm cheating, on my bed.

    Couple weeks ago I got this huge (and when I say huge I'm talking about like 4 people can sit in it with no problem) lazy boy/recliner. It's leather and it fits me perfectly. I don't sleep on my bed anymore, its impossible now. Am actually reclining on it as I type. It sits...
    DenKarp DenKarp
    18-21, M
    Feb 3, 2014

    Conversation Starter

    if there is a pause in a conversation i will do something to get people talking. maybe make a random remark like "recon i could climb that tree?" or "wow awsome! pretty colours" or u know the best one of all: "hey check this out" (at this point i...
    ForeverAutumn ForeverAutumn
    18-21, F
    6 Responses Jul 13, 2008

    I just do. Ok? Anyone got a problem with that!

    ?! Ya, not really. I'm just bored. Say I if your bored. I.
    Firtreegirl Firtreegirl
    18-21, F
    Sep 16, 2014

    I am furious hear me rawr!

    Lol no I'm not. I am happy hear me laugh!
    maggielue maggielue
    22-25, F
    Dec 28, 2013

    It Would Have Been Awesome.

    Outside the local food store, there was stacks of bags of wood chips. For a while, I would suggest to my friends that we should organize them into a form of some kinda of hut, get in there, close ourselves up and clam bake it. We all thought it would be an awesome idea. I mean...
    VictemOfSuicide VictemOfSuicide
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 25, 2010

    Different Ways Of Communicating

    Such as im-ing a friend who is in the same room as I am. Especially if I spot them out somewhere in public, like a restaurant--I am doing this very thing at this very moment. This friend of mine is within 50 steps of where I am, and yet, we are content with im-ing each other back...
    submissiveheart submissiveheart
    26-30, F
    1 Response Sep 10, 2011

    Bernie Mac

    I like to randomly do the Bernie Mac dance in public, if your unfamiliar with it, its where you lean forward let your arms hang loose then rock your body and arms side to side while tilting your head back and rocking your head side to side. After you do that for a minute you lean...
    deleted deleted
    Oct 20, 2013

    The Shrimp Dance

    Many years ago I was fishing with a buddy from a very long pier. We were using live grass shrimp for bait and were drinking copious amounts of beer as required at that age. After several hours and having caught many fish and crabs we were pretty buzzed and baking in the summer...
    neonshades neonshades
    51-55, M
    5 Responses Mar 5, 2010

    I Love The Way You Lie

    i randomly bust out the most flambouyant dance moves i scream at the top of my lungs random absurdities that even i cant comprehend, im a fan of the fantasy and im floating above the ground i recite lyrics in my head constantly that really make no sense to me, i suppose this...
    amyriadofmelodies amyriadofmelodies
    26-30, F
    1 Response Mar 14, 2011

    Random Act Of Weirdness?

    In the ocean relentless and grim, there lived a fish who could not swim. Stranded on the shore she'd cry, envying as the others swam by. The little fish was all alone you see, there was no one who could understand thee. Pleading that she will give all her hearth to the one who...
    ijansa ijansa
    22-25, M
    Oct 16, 2013

    The Pig, i find doing this hilarious sometimes

    where i get a piece of scotch tape and tape the tip of my nose up as i crawl around like a pig. Just the look on my face i could laugh for hours. Works well with kids to, i have made so many baby laugh doing it they probably think "whose this weirdo but she funny" <3 Lol
    NymNin NymNin
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Aug 4, 2014

    :) Me And My Friends

    I love playing father, mother and child games with my friends, we all ways do it in public and we don't care. Like one time, we were in school and I was playing the mom and one of my friends was my child she started yelling that she wanted a cat and I spanked her and she started...
    marylight098 marylight098
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jun 18, 2013


    Now. You. Will. Never. Be. The. Same.
    CrazyHippieChick CrazyHippieChick
    Jun 27, 2011

    That thing I say that no one gets?

    It's a joke. The awkward silence that follows is totally their fault, because I'm hilarious.
    adianoeta adianoeta
    31-35, F
    1 Response Dec 29, 2014


    I like to yell "**** you!" at automatic sliding doors if they open when I pass them.I also like to make weird noises for no reason at all.
    SiciMarie SiciMarie
    22-25, F
    Jun 21, 2011

    It's all ***** and giggles

    until someone giggles and *****.
    DenKarp DenKarp
    18-21, M
    Apr 20, 2014

    Everything I Do..

    i try to do what's what and what makes me me but it always ends up being "weird" to everyone else. everything i think and feel. no one wants to even try to understand me. and it's like infertility is too "weird" of a subject to really talk about. i do weird...
    rashadaalia rashadaalia
    18-21, F
    Jul 3, 2009

    All In The Family

    When my daughter first started working, she worked for a bakery in a local grocery store.  Her personality made her a hit with the local customers but she tried to surpress that by being a little less friendly than normal.  So I decided to get her to be herself...
    rhettbuttler69 rhettbuttler69
    61-65, M
    5 Responses Mar 5, 2010

    Dancing Down The Sidewalk

    There was this one circle-dance we always did at my summer camp.  The steps were simple (so simple that I could do them!) and the kind of thing that once you know it, is forever engraved on your mind.Why do I tell you this?Because from time to time, utterly at whim, I'll start...
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    Feb 28, 2012

    So today i was watching Bones

    when i heard a characters name on there was Amy Cullen. since i so love Edward Cullen i went screaming through my house that they were talking about me on TV!!!
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic
    36-40, F
    Dec 29, 2014

    I do.I'm afraid there just isn't anything I can

    do about it either.So if you see me running ninety to nothing ...away from nothing, freaking out and flailing about, know that it was just me running from my own hair.Sometimes it tickles my face or the back of my neck and I assume there's a spider or something on me.My...
    LadyGallivanter LadyGallivanter
    1 Response Jun 25, 2015


    Recently, I was shopping at a local pharmacy. The pharmacy was crowded with people browsing around buying oral supplements etc during their lunch break. I was there to buy a few toiletries. When it was my turn to pay for the goods, I found an IPad on the counter. I mentioned...
    Duchessforthright Duchessforthright
    4 Responses Mar 8, 2012

    One Day I Walked Down The Street

    in a alien costume where there were a bunch of little kids playing outside. I scared the crap out of them. It was pretty funny. Until i walked downstairs at night without turning the light on and saw the costume. I knew how they felt. I so will not being doing that again...or...
    scarynoodle4 scarynoodle4
    18-21, F
    1 Response Feb 26, 2010

    Noises And Faces Too!

    I'm busy a lot so I don't hang out with my friends very often but when I do I always get told,"Mindy, I've missed you, your so weird." I love that I'm known for being weird, and a dork... Usually it's not even something I'd consider abnormal and my friends seem to be laughing for...
    Mindy723 Mindy723
    18-21, F
    Dec 6, 2010

    It's so much funner to be outgoing

    and just do crazy things and not care what people think, I'm slowly getting better at this and someday I want to be a complete awesome psychopath lol :p
    EpicCarebear EpicCarebear
    18-21, F
    Jan 25, 2014

    Need More Jet Engines In Here.

    I had just arrived at work. Our shop gets noisy sometimes from all the griding and pounding on metal. So there's a box of earplugs located by the time clock. Someone had brought out a new box today. That person had opened the box in the most haphazard way possible. It looked like...
    26-30, M
    1 Response Mar 8, 2012

    An Odd Stair

    I volenteer at a day center. I wasn't feeling to well yesterday, so I decided to sit in the quiet waiting area. As I'm sitting, massaging my head and running my fingers through my hair, I notice this odd looking woman. Tall and gangly, long black hair a droopy face revealing a...
    VictemOfSuicide VictemOfSuicide
    18-21, F
    3 Responses Mar 5, 2010

    The Day I Had Green Eyebrows

    Theatre major students were selling chalks for the hair and I thought it would look good. I chose green because, well, green is nice. We first tried it on the hair, but it looked awful and dry so we washed it off. I still had some chalk left and realized I just couldn't waste it...
    Dewms Dewms
    22-25, F
    5 Responses Sep 8, 2013


    The latest random act ive done is meowing. I REALLY REALLY want a kitty, so ive been droping hints by randomly meowing around the house. Mom usually looks at me like im crazy and my Bf just laughs.
    applescruffs applescruffs
    22-25, F
    3 Responses Feb 19, 2009

    Lol I do some crazy weird ish.

    . I'm funny though :) I love me
    ADeepPerspective ADeepPerspective
    22-25, F
    Jan 12, 2014

    Keeps Life Interesting

    I'm a teacher at heart, as well as by profession, and the first and hardest part of teaching is to nudge the mind out of its established rut.  Fortunately, my sense of humor lends itself to that.  I indulge in wordplay, wear kilts to class, anything to break the...
    EBunbury EBunbury
    46-50, M
    6 Responses May 19, 2008
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