You remind me of my picky toe, tiny and cute and I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house :3 XD
and she is slowly inexorably driving me as crazy as she is :(
I am feeling awful actually -- I see myself being brusque and impatient with her as a way of protecting myself from...
I see it as a birthright, did you get the memo? Now you know, just being honest boys.
I love when guys use pick-up lines on me! I think its adorable.
you make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers
you look familiar, have we had sex before?
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonite
Really need a boyfriend 😂
Well you see, only in a friend way. But how do I miss the gent... What a kind, caring, compassionate person. He deserves so much love and happiness, more than the world can give.
I love new friends and talking and chatting and even sharing deep dark secrets.
I want to meet people on EP that share interests, that I can talk to.. and even complain to when I...
I'll marry the man who treats me the way Kanye treats Kanye. <3
My mom made beef stew for dinner and I don't really like it. She said I had to eat it because I couldn't have waffles for dinner 3 nights in a row. So I got two pieces of potatoes...
Enjoy life, smile and laugh as much as possible, don't complain, be grateful. Focus on the now! Let yesterday go! Smile at the possibilities of tomorrow. If you want something, don...
I can be incredibly bad at pick up lines enjoy my failure
Hey girl/dude did you fall from heaven, cause you look like you've been in a terrible accident
Wanna go out for inner?
I think you forgot the "d"
No I didn't. You'll get that after we eat.
Hey are u a ion because you stole one of my electrons
I once read
"I would gauge your eyes out so Id have more holes to screw you with"
I would go out with someone that was creative enough to come up with that lol
Not certain almost for all things starting from my clothes to my shoes my bags my food everything related to me !
Your a strong warrior ^-^ you win the battle I know it! :) ...love you
You jiggle when you giggle baby. In all the right places.
A good nights’ sleep is the major need for human beings today and it is being like a dream. No doubt, most of the people experience insomnia and other troubles which affect...
I have always been somewhat picky about the people I will allow to be my friends. I know this makes me sound stuck up and conceited but I don't want to have just anyone as a friend...
I luuuuuuuuuuve being a *****. It's fun. It feels good to be bad!!!!!! Yas !!!! (I'm not bitchy but I love being bitchy lol)
And because of that, I think, I'll grow old alone. 😰
I had gone on a date with this certain guy, and he was late! Of course I let it slip, thinking maybe it was just traffic...
"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back!"
Hi I am Liz and since I am always in my bare feet I always pick things up with my toes. My boyfriend thinks it is so cute how I can pick up lots of things with my toes and he calls...
"On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9. I'm the 1 you need!"
I want more EP girlfriends to connect with. Realizing I have way too many dudes in my circle and I'm all about girl power so hit me up or add me :) 😃😜
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
hey baby you looking for a STUD?? i got the S-T-D all i need is U. LOL
Damn baby, are you from Iraq? Cause I wanna see you Baghdad a$$ up.
"Sit on my face, and let me eat my way to your heart".
I've lost my number.. can I have yours?
Are you a Xbox, cause I wanna play with you all day
If you were an apple..... you'd be a sexy apple
this person asked me if my name was wifi because he was looking for a connection..??
hey girl is your name google? cause you have everything i'm searching for