Giving birth or tryin to drop your mud after eating a 3 pound block of cheese? I swear I wish they'd take that cheddar by c section
As much as I love lip gloss I swear it brings so much attention to my lips. Don't mind if it's for the right people before people I'm try not to get attention to the bluntly keep...
Bruh omg like really though, I don't get nearly enough action. Like ik relationships aren't all about this but one thing is I swear whoever I'm with next better have a mind just as...
love loyalty and respect and honesty trusting and commitment and confident in our life and relationship and forever admitting that no one is like and and no one will be ever you...
today i was in a car with a friend and her boyfriend, he was driving very dangerously as they were arguing.
and i thought to myself...
whats the point of being alive? Im sure many...
Elephant refused to swear the oath
Said "I don't know anything about truth
But I know falsehood when I see it
And it looks like this whole world you've made"
Wish I could string then together as eloquently as Stiffler
If I'm on here I'm just looking for trouble. Are you there trouble?
I sometimes use colorful language when I feel that nothing else underlines or adequately expresses what I'm trying to get across. I do, however, abhor overusing it and directing...
Did four military presses earlier.
Just now fifteen curls
Plus fifteen overhead
And fifteen bent over lifts.
Not great but something.
Jo and pinky inspired work out.
I think that governments should build factories that would burn tobacco and pouring huge amounts of smoke to atmosphere, it should be as much those factories as they can make to...
At the night I deside to take my wife to have adinner out side the house my wife suggested the restaurant not far from us I told her to be ready while I do some stuff and...
Not trying to swear like an Irishman. Just thought it needed to be said.
Totally drunk right now on two, thats right I said it, TWO MARGARITAS! I'm, I'm on my best friends couch shouting the lyrics to " Just a Friend " while her nine year old is trying...
**** this, **** that, **** everything. (Shakespeare)
Why do they have to be drunk when they swear just as well sober?
Kiss my arse!
Working on the accent.
I think there are many situations that curse words are perfect for but there are some words that I will never use. My kids know they can say almost anything except the following...
Glad for this group.
Was talking heart with ep member.
Some say heart will improve.
If we exercise.
Me doubts doctors
But jo and pinky got me walking
And downy has me...
Three sets of fifteen
Right quad cramped.
Yo pinky !!!!
Me did them !!!!!
Barbell got denied.
But curl bar was open.
From 25 to 10.
And needed a break.
Played halo 2.
Got mad at the game.
And am now...
People sometimes laugh at me for having a small pinky, sometimes me myself I think my pinky looks funny too. In the past I used to take the pebbles used for fish tanks and place it...
**** you! **** face!
Okay I'll work on it.
It completely baffles me as to how?!? HOW my other toes can get pass without injury.. BUT my bloody pinky-toe cannot! (P.s, I did just stub my toe) T_T
So today in school it was own clothes/dress up day because of Children In Need. Alaska and I wore our tails and collar, I also wore a bandana around my neck. We had just had a...
and I don't even notice myself
I swear I hate my stinking grandma. She is not family to me, all she does is talk crap about me, all me worthless, telling me to die. She is always saying I'm gonna grow up and...
I used to jump off of my roof for fun. Regularly. When I was smaller I started off by hanging from the edge and jump down. As I got a bit older I'd just jump. When I'd hit the...
why are you 17-20 year old so angry??
Today i talked to my younger brother and he said that my mom gave him 533 $ just to tell her where i go or who i'm talking to!
He cried while he explaining to me. He said i don't...
I have spent all my life without swearing honestly I wish there were more people that didn't either I'm a good girl that plans to live her entire life without cussing. And so far I...
One day it's hot and then later in the afternoon it's like the next ice age...am I right? Where are you from? How's the weather over there?
1. I am using my aunts account
2. I write lyrics that are personal to me
3. I prefer to be alone
4. I work hard but my grades are crap
5. I hate receiving gifts/ things people buy...
I'll mark your every word
I'll wear the smile you gave me
Somehow it seemed you saved me
And if I'm about to fall
May I go out like this
May I go out like this
And I've tried to...
Only when I'm drunk though. And I don't even know it!! Lol
I went to my University, to pay may balance and to enroll. But I have a feelings that I failed some of my subjects, and "yes" I am right. I failed my 3 subjects. But the truth is...