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I Plan To Take Over The World

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    Buahahahah: Phase One

    So, well, I'll start by building a secret lair somewhere overly hazardous like a volcano, or maybe in a giant underwater moving base.. uhh thing, somewhere in shark infested waters. But anyway I would hire on many angry henchmen. Though where do you hire henchman, nevermind angry...
    ionizedTeslacoil ionizedTeslacoil 22-25, M 5 Responses Jun 30, 2011

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