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I Plan To Take Over The World

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    Buahahahah: Phase One

    So, well, I'll start by building a secret lair somewhere overly hazardous like a volcano, or maybe in a giant underwater moving base.. uhh thing, somewhere in shark infested waters. But anyway I would hire on many angry henchmen. Though where do you hire henchman, nevermind angry...
    ionizedTeslacoil ionizedTeslacoil 22-25, M 5 Responses Jun 30, 2011

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    please mail me all plans of world domination you have! Thank you, watch out for the flesh-eating panda behind you :O
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    Beagles are adorable and can take over the world with their puppy eyes.
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    So, tomorrow is the big finale! I seriously want GERMANY TO WIN!!! They deserve it! They haven't won for like 24 years, and they have a really big chance to take the World Cup back...
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