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I Plan To Take Over The World

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    Buahahahah: Phase One

    So, well, I'll start by building a secret lair somewhere overly hazardous like a volcano, or maybe in a giant underwater moving base.. uhh thing, somewhere in shark infested waters. But anyway I would hire on many angry henchmen. Though where do you hire henchman, nevermind angry...
    ionizedTeslacoil ionizedTeslacoil 22-25, M 5 Responses Jun 30, 2011

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    Join my army today Requirements 1. Must be insaneish/crazy 2. Must want to take over the world 3. Do weird things....
    eatthekids1stplease eatthekids1stplease 18-21, M Jul 1

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    please mail me all plans of world domination you have! Thank you, watch out for the flesh-eating panda behind you :O
    eatthekids1stplease eatthekids1stplease 18-21, M 1 Response Jul 1

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    I don't know about you, but the internet means an awful lot to me. I want to keep it free. Call me crazy if you must. But if you agree, please go to http://dearfcc.org and let them...
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    Originally found here: http://www.pakalertpress.com/2012/03/27/911-airplane-affidavit-by-john-lear-son-of-learjet-inventor/ 9/11 Airplane Affidavit By John Lear, Son Of Learjet...
    Jericho7 Jericho7 36-40, M Jul 16

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    Oh My GODDDDDD!!!! The starfish are gonna take over the world! Their army is enrolling, they've joined forces with the jellyfish and the penguins, and they've already taken a shot...
    InternationalDarkness InternationalDarkness 13-15, F 3 Responses 2 days ago

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    A baby born in israel which looks exactly like the dajjal, Allah (s.w.t) has said in the Qur'an that a baby just like dajjal will be born in israel and that this is a sign of the...
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    A baby born in israel which looks exactly like the dajjal, Allah (s.w.t) has said in the Qur'an that a baby just like dajjal will be born in israel and that this is a sign of the...
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    So, tomorrow is the big finale! I seriously want GERMANY TO WIN!!! They deserve it! They haven't won for like 24 years, and they have a really big chance to take the World Cup back...
    berry1999 berry1999 13-15, F 4 Responses Jul 12

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    Most times I feel that bad things happens to good people because personally I feel attacked I'm the person to blame I do nothing but wish everybody the best but then I lose myself...
    rique20 rique20 18-21, M Jul 18

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    World Cup The world cup is over. Everybody is happy, including the match fixers. There was news about match fixing in case of one team. What about other teams??? Why did Germany...
    aproudwoman aproudwoman 41-45, F 20 mins ago

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    People always depends on the top teams I always had thoughts Germany would take the win & they did ... 😜🇩🇪😜
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    Yer I know right! After it's designed for people who are built for such conditions, in such an extraordinary planet.
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    I plan to rule the world one day. Non hostile takeover of course. As little bloodshed as possible. Peace and prosperity will be for all. No war or hunger. And every man, woman, and...
    BayouBeauty09 BayouBeauty09 22-25, F 7 Responses Jul 9

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    At the end of another day. Sitting beside a campfire watching the flames flames dance and tempted to jump in and join them. I used to be an open book. I used to give myself away. I...
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    I've seen pretty much everything in this world there is to see. Nothing interests me anymore. Life isn't exciting at all. I've become that type of person that doesn't laugh or...
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    moonii moonii 18-21, F Jul 12

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    Phase two of a plan formed many months ago has officially commenced.. I admit I had started to worry about the implementation of certain aspects therein, afraid I had miscalculated...
    ComptePrive ComptePrive 22-25, F Jul 14

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    -- Takeshi Kaneshiro Tree Was Down --The horrible Typhoon destroyed everything , the popular Tree can not survived even though it covered with the corona of Takeshi Kaneshiro, The...
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    So I'll try to plant anything that looks like a seed...it's exciting!! Well to me...anyway. It's like a tamagotchi!! Remember those? Lol... So anywhooo my girlfriend comes up to me...
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    Last year all my friends froze me out. It was hard. I failed my exam. And I felt uncomfortable in my own body. I decided to take control, as people encourage you to do. I started...
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    take care of this planet. earth is dying faster than anyone wants you to notice.
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    The world is getting cold and it's only getting colder but I don't think it will ever get as ice cold as the hearts of many of our own.Greed,Fear,Money,Religion,etc. these are some...
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