I Play With Words

wordplay 'n' all that 533 People

    Inevitability

    Life is a deathtrap.
    jerrychap jerrychap
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 22, 2010

    Twisted Wordsmithing

    I wrote a story on EP about how size matters. I was very deliberate in my description regarding how it matters.  From reading it and looking at the group one could infer that it was about a particular part of the male anatomy.  I never specifically said that it was.  At the...
    WildSpectrumArts WildSpectrumArts
    46-50, F
    3 Responses Oct 29, 2011

    Hi I am 13 and I am looking

    for a guy. I am in 6th grade. Please message me if you want to talk.
    lightner lightner
    13-15, F
    2 Responses Oct 11, 2015

    Writing Has Given Me A New Identity

    Hi Everyone This post is for anyone who thinks that disease can only make your life worse. I want you to know that the good days are not all behind you. I was diagnosed with Psoriatic Arthritis in March 2010, twelve months after the first symptoms appeared. I was 36, happily...
    ShaneMBrown ShaneMBrown
    36-40, M
    Nov 18, 2012

    Castle In The Sky (poem)

    Somewhere far away from here I saw your beating heart suspended in the sky like the sunlight caught my eye thunder rumbling with the beat lighting grounds me to my feet castles in the clouds I saw where you live now where all the angles meet you allowed me to look my eyes...
    Prettyeys Prettyeys
    22-25, F
    1 Response Aug 27, 2012

    For a group project sign-up in one of my

    classes, this guy whose last name is "Blasingame" signed up under the name, "Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Blasingame." I don't know why that cracked me up so much. Man, I'm a sucker for clever word play.
    Boulier Boulier
    18-21, F
    Jan 31

    I love to mince each letter.

    ..my tongue can be an acid.sometimes it hurts meand pains others.Either I leave or they shun me.
    0nOpalsMind 0nOpalsMind
    41-45, F
    Mar 21

    Dijon Vu

    Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Nov 10, 2011

    What Be Mightier Than A Sword "words"

    I am a logical overanalytical obsessing individual If ever you are to find a person who studies his use of words its me... I will think atleast 10 times before I say somthing the majority of the time I even go back and read my stories before posting. Though I am horrible at...
    dejin1 dejin1
    22-25, M
    2 Responses Feb 6, 2012

    There is no one who loves pain itself,

    who seeks after it, and wants to have it, simply because it is pain...
    TheaRhyss TheaRhyss
    31-35, F
    Dec 4, 2015

    A Short Record Associated With State Of Hypnosis New Music Some People Point

    Some people point out exactly why your Business this numerous superstars pressed will be regarding diverse shades, even so the Business available that you can buy will be have only non colored documents? In truth it is far from particularly customized pertaining to superstars...
    cleckheaton cleckheaton
    22日, M
    Aug 28, 2012

    I Love My Bank....

    I once saw something fishy at the bank. When i got to the line, I held onto my deposit until I made it to the front, yet dropped it and watched it fall to the floor.....of the river bed... My deposit ended up making a profit... From worm to striped bass was the principal of the...
    cats2eyes cats2eyes
    51-55, F
    3 Responses Apr 23, 2011

    Sometimes, when you lose an object,

    it’s helpful to retrace your steps. I had misplaced a ring the prior day, and for the life of me I couldn’t find it. I don’t remember when I first discovered this technique. I may have read about some super crime-solver, like Sherlock Holmes or one of Agatha Christie’s...
    Southside1212 Southside1212
    46-50, M
    Apr 28, 2014

    Patient

    Patient    * One who receives medical attention, care, or treatment.    * Archaically, one who suffers.    * Suffering delay, pain, irritation etc quietly and without complaining    * Bearing or enduring pain, difficulty, provocation, or annoyance with calmness...
    Sylphy Sylphy
    41-45, F
    1 Response Feb 19, 2012

    I want to be your taboo,

    permenently linked to your sin..
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    9 Responses Jan 7
    ZardaF5 ZardaF5
    26-30, M
    1 Response Jan 7

    The real problem is that my English suck so.

    .. I am the only one who laughs to such jokes!!!! ARGH! it's even better... jokes are immediately removed by EP!!!!!
    fenomen01 fenomen01
    36-40, M
    Dec 2, 2015

    someone said i text in code ,

    silly *** rabbit it's trope
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    2 Responses Dec 1, 2015

    Your teeth are like stars.

    .......they come out at night !!
    picklebobble picklebobble
    51-55, M
    1 Response Dec 2, 2015

    Play With Words?

    Of course, play with words.Have you ever seen a play without words? What would it be, a silent play?Wouldn't make much money being the playwright on that one, would you?
    Dragon56 Dragon56
    61-65, M
    Jan 11, 2010

    Mixed Sayings

    What the eye don't see is sauce for the gander   Too many cooks make Jack a dull boy
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 23, 2010

    it's called scrabble!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
    thyWhiteWolf thyWhiteWolf
    26-30, M
    Jan 8

    The Era Of A Princess (poem)

    Once upon a time… a myth prodded my mind the branding iron labeled me stamped a number an expiration date a factory of Princess’ we were meant to be the same sweet and innocent blonde, brown, red hair but our eyes have lost the spark and our makers lost their care Barbies off...
    Prettyeys Prettyeys
    22-25, F
    Jan 23, 2013

    Things That Betray (poem)

    You ask me; why chase happiness or wear a grin when life as we know it is covered in our own morbid sin? suicide, how tempting leaving the mourners left pretending half of a heart the beginning to their ending You speak of souls laying out to dry our little hearts fragile...
    Prettyeys Prettyeys
    22-25, F
    Sep 25, 2012

    Play On Words

    I love figurative language!  It is truly what defines the English language!!
    silentwellofsorrow silentwellofsorrow
    41-45, F
    Feb 24, 2010

    Marriage

    I hear you want to marry me if i'm not miss taken?
    jerrychap jerrychap
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 11, 2010

    I love me my coffee,

    but I hate bucking starfucks....huh? Oh...i meant I hate ******* starbucks I'm just back asswards today! what the...I did it again! I need to pass the **** out.
    ChaoticEnigma ChaoticEnigma
    36-40, M
    Jan 14

    Distance

       *The extent of space between two objects or places; an intervening space. I could give it in miles or kilometers, but the digits remain four. In days, its a day and some hours.      * The fact or condition of being apart in space; remoteness. It has been stressed quite...
    Sylphy Sylphy
    41-45, F
    Dec 30, 2011

    Death

    Don't shoot me or i'll kill myself.
    jerrychap jerrychap
    22-25, M
    Jan 11, 2010

    But

    I always end up ******* them off and they go home......=(
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response Mar 31, 2011

    Ignorance

    There's none so blind as those who don't listen.
    jerrychap jerrychap
    22-25, M
    1 Response Jan 19, 2010

    When Two Egotists Meet

    When two egotists meet, It's an I for an I.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Nov 10, 2011

    I Play With Words.

    Light doesn't waver, but waterdoesn't flooder either. Thedamned rocks lied no more. Anearly hammer heads to theanvil; its fine teeth comb throughharebrained damage. Brushes madeof paint play minds with your gameand draw trees on your palm.Read me. File under Sea Documents.Out of...
    softandonly softandonly
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Jan 12, 2010

    Cyclops

    Putting words in my mouth twisting my thoughts inside out so you chose to fight counteract my every plight the advances that I made he erased them in one day you were starting to see that what we said was true it wasn't just an attempt to control you setting my thoughts up...
    Prettyeys Prettyeys
    22-25, F
    1 Response Nov 12, 2012

    Intimate Ingenuity

    in)genyouity&Youin i"see
    softandonly softandonly
    18-21, F
    Jan 11, 2010

    Man's Home

    A man's home is his castle,In a manor of speaking.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    Nov 10, 2011
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Dec 28, 2015

    your only of the delusion

    when the ego out shouts your vocabulary
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 10

    I am the one person who is impeccable with my

    words.I have done this for over 15 years I not know I do this my subconscious has learnt how to do it I am also so much fun and that is the meaning of life.Go on have the very best life you can enjoy yourself and meet your soul partner I have and she is all my dreams come true
    peterj202 peterj202
    41-45, M
    2 Responses Apr 28, 2014

    A Chicken

    A chicken crossing the road,It's poultry in motion.
    lazycrazybasket lazycrazybasket
    46-50, M
    1 Response Nov 10, 2011

    lmaoooo Obama just hang it up,

    you dont know hard work http://freebeacon.com/politics/obama-job-not-easy/
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jan 22

    When Im in a state of pain inside,

    the better my story is on the dark side. Where pain is welcomed and teardrops are chandeliers that chime a painful song...as she walks through the night, emaciated and starving for love and gets them in dollar bills and shots of... whiskey... of an old man who drank his heart in...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    5 Responses Dec 9, 2014
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