how 'bout chu n me go halves on a family..*hiccup
First I am going to move to the mountains. Then I'm gonna get two sheep. A male and a female. I will name them Hansel and Gretel and make baby clothes out of their lanolin. I'm...
yesterday another guy at the mall used his index finger to call me and I went. he's like "damn girl I made you come with 1 finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand"
so this guy at the grocery store goes "hey baby, I grew up in the sixties with the love and peace generation, if I can get some love, I'd like a piece" lol..smh men!
Are you an archaeologist? Because I need someone to examine this large bone!
Are you made of gasoline? Because I'd sure like to pump you in my van!
I wish you were my big toe, so I could bang you on my coffee table!
Don't you just love how there's 21 different letters in the alphabet?
What, there's 26?
Oh, right - I forgot U R A Q T!
But nothing's greater than the rush that comes with your embrace
And in this world of loneliness
I see your face
Yet everyone around me
Thinks that I'm going crazy, maybe, maybe
It really calms me down, and puts me at ease. I enjoy it a lot, I also like running my fingers through my guy's hair.
Anyone wanna talk **** at each other and see if we can make each laugh?
Actually, I am looking to meet more people familiar with LP. Especially if they fully know the language, where to learn more of it, how it might relate to AI, MUD programming from...
I want to play with some ones hair please message me if your interested
You're like my toe....I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
On the flip-side of the pick up line, I have a pin that says "I like your approach. Now let's see your departure"
Are you a pencil? Cause you lookin sharp today...
But Jack Nicholson was awesome tooooo!
Have you ever tripped over a branch? How about a root?
I love shopping at Victoria Secrets and not afraid to tell the salesperson that I am purchasing that sexy beautiful lingerie for myself
I love secret lingerie any body like to show some
I got played by a player, fell for him in a heartbeat, I love you so much but sorry Hun if I could turn back the time to the day we met I'm sorry but darlin I would walk the other...
yes it's been exciting to purchase pretty femme things there, most sales ladies are glad to help crossdressers. makes me spend to much.
Did you know that line dancing provides both physical and mental exercise? Not only is it a safe way to raise your heart rate to build stamina, but studies have shown that it can...
we were laying in the bed watching movies. I was fully dressed sans my shoes being off.He just played in my hair rubbed my scalp and down my back. He looked me in my eyes and we...
anybody who has a greater v string than me, please add me. i can let you know i have a better v than you. guy or girl
Last night I was working on something where I write down my favorite lines from my favorite songs and singing them as if they were all one song. I ended up doing it for forty songs...
I love shopping for and wearing many different styles of Victoria's Secret lingerie. I pick out a different outfit every night of the week. My boyfriend loves me to wear them for...
~worst pickup line~
(Someone actually used it on me yesterday ._.)
"Do you know how to spell stud? Because I have the std, and all I need is u"
"Because even when we plan and plan and plan, it's still always the unknown. This is both terrifying and beautiful (but mostly beautiful), as all the best things tend to be. And it...
literally, only going through this group just to look at pick up lines...
From July 20th, 12:00am to 3:30am I have the craziest story of how I played cat and mouse with a police officer.
I was in my room, drifting into sleep, when I got a...
After taking my mom's three Victorias secret thongs I knew I was in love I don't know if she knew but I doubt she wore them often
They're having a sale on underwear that I think is ending today
I was at a birthday party and I was the only girl there, it was in 4th grade so I was 10. It was a camp out in the backyard. It was 6 of us in 1 tent and only 2 in the other one...
At least it's not the big of a line!
Just ordered 7 new thongs, love when they are having a sale on panties. Now the waiting on them to be delivered.
What is your best pick up line? And have you ever used it
What percent of VS sales do you think are for crossdressers?
i try not to have tan lines but it just hard not to at times...But today the sun is very hot and i,m home a lone...Great day to lay out on the deck nude...I do enjoy laying in the...