I Poop My Pants In Public - Forum & Chat Board | Ideas?

So... say you poop your pants in public, and you want people to notice it. Do you guys have any thoughts on how you could make it more noticeable?

Example: If you want to actually mention to someone that you messed your pants, how would you do it? Like... obviously you don't want to say to someone, "Hey guess what! I just crapped my pants!" or something, but like... maybe say something like, "Excuse me, can you point me in the direction of the closest bathroom? I kinda had an accident and need to change my pants..." Or any other ideas that you guys can come up with!

Or what type of clothing could you wear to make it more noticeable?

Or how would you do it?

Or something like that. Any ideas would be appreciated, not only from me I'm sure, but to anyone who secretly poos their pants in public secretly hoping to be found out!

Briefs and tight jeans will show the load nicely.

White jeans and laxatives!

Can't get much more noticeable than that....

Okay, the problem with both of those ideas is that all the pants I own are black. Not because I don't want people to notice my "accidents", but because... well because I'm a passionate metalhead who constantly wears band shirts, which are all black, and therefore to match my shirts I always wear black pants.

I suppose I could buy some jeans... but... what I'd rather do is, instead of showing the load, I would like to poop my pants, and act in a way so that it's obvious that I did it... if that makes sense.

Although, your ideas are good too. I may try them.

And that's a no on the laxatives. Lol. That'd make it all runny and... I'm not a fan of that, heh.

I wear black jeans when out. I can wet without it being noticed and poop would mostly be noticed by the odor. Those jeans are not all that tight.