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A place to leave drunken ramblings... 75 People

    Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very

    next day you gave it away This to save me from tears I'll cut your f******g balls off and land you in a wheelchair.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 13

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    Unbelievable. It's amazing how sometimes having

    a fever can actually make things so much clearer than they ever were before.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Unmmm...ahhhhh......mmmmmmmm.

    ... Oh oh oh.......
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 20

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    I am not a victim. I am not a victim.

    I am NOT a victim!! I refuse to be called that pitiful name! I'm strong and I will forge along!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Oct 8

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    Posting drunk is fun.

    :-D Wonder why they call it being lit... Actually it makes sense. Coz baby I'm a firework right now!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Sep 4

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 8 Responses Nov 10

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 23

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    **** that only happens to me: Go to a funeral,

    get hit on by a drunk cousin. At least he was cute.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 10

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Sep 27

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 6 Responses Nov 14

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    His tall frame, his firm body,

    his easy manner... And her dimples, her complexion, her smile.... Both of them twirling, dancing, enjoying the music... People wonder how one can be in love with two people at once need to be in my shoes.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Nov 9

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    Man.... What a great night.

    I never knew a human sandwich could be so much fun. :-D
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 7 Responses Nov 15

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    Ahh! My kind of evening.

    A crisp breeze, a bottle of red, Chopin playing on my speakers, and no work tomorrow..
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 5 Responses Nov 4

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    Lying here, thinking to myself: how can I fix

    this? I don't know what happened, how it happened but I can't lose this friendship. I can't lose you. I can't explain why I need this friendship so desperately. I have plenty, but for the signs.. The past four years...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 20

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    I might be warming up to the 21 year old.

    Saw him after two months of the worst text fights ever. I knew if we just met, it would set things right. It probably would have worked except for the setting: the rain was falling softly, the streets were shiny under the street lights, it was dark and we were hugging to keep...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Nov 25

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 11

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    A flirtation over Instagram; a posting of songs.

    We live in the same city but have never met. Do I really want to? And possibly ruin the romance?
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Oct 19

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    "A wild love. Desperate

    and obsessive and willfully blind. Love, as love at its truest is, with no sense of the future, love beguiled by the present and unable to derive the meaning of signs." - Scott Turow
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Aug 31

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    I don't usually say this

    but what the hell is wrong with me??!!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 15

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 3

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    I hate you for the games you're playing!

    ! You're hurt because i rejected you when you said you wanted to sleep with me. How could I!! I cannot get past our age differences! I can't help it but it matters!! I wish you'd just talk to me!!! I miss you, you idiot!!!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Nov 23

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    Going to see a much disliked uncle.

    Ugh. Not even gonna bother to look nice or anything.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 16

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    Having a need fulfilled.

    ... His niceness, his thoughtfulness, his command of chivalry and the English language..... And then his strong, taut body atop me... Me reaching those heights over and over as he holds me tight, so tight in his arms, as I buck beneath him... Him moaning my name over and over as...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Nov 26

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    This pic makes me laugh.

    And somehow the song Animal by Maroon 5 plays in my head. And then I get turned on for some weird reason.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    Now am I wrong? For thinking

    that we could be something for real?
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 days ago

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    Note to self: check iMs tomorrow

    when you wake up. You may have agreed to have sex with someone that night. :-/
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Nov 26

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    Ooh! Cute guy at 3 O'clock.

    .. 2 O'clock... 1 O'clock... 12 O' clock ..... What's the o clock when you're lying on your back?
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 14

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    The good thing about being me is I have a good

    time no matter where I go, with people or without.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Nov 14

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 26

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    The things guys think women are turned on by

    when they're pretending to be women online... Smh.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 10 Responses Nov 28

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    Hard to believe I was

    once a fierce agent against drinking. What was I thinking?!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 4

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 18

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    Note to my circle : I am getting drunk

    and am not responsible for my words. Or any bursts of mirth emanated from you based in my follies.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 14

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Oct 30

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    Going completely mentally naked here: I seem to

    enjoy flirting with people, making them think I'm sexually available. I seem to do that to older men especially. I don't get why I do this. It's a recent thing. I need thought I was attractive in general but some of these older men literally hang around me with their tongues...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 19

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    I know for certain he loves me

    unconditionally: I also know for certain he is having an affair. Surely, one statement has to be false.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Oct 24

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    A few stolen moments Is all

    that we share You've got your family And they need you there Though I try to resist Being last on your list Coz no other man's gonna do So I'm saving all my love for you. Been singing this song to perfection since I was a tween, never knowing once what the words actually meant...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Sep 29

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    By the end of this year,

    I will have gone to more funerals than weddings and birthday parties combined. I guess befriending me is fatal. ;-)
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 8

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    Someday, I just know it,

    it's all gonna come back and bite me on my juicy ***.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 5 Responses Dec 15

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    I know that if I wait long enough,

    you'll come back up me. What worries me is how I'll react when you do. If I tear up, you'll see how much power you have to hurt me again. I made mistakes too.. I wore my heart out in the open, you learned things about me you weren't ready for. I should have known better. It's...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 6

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    I do not have a drinking problem.

    I have a Churchillian relationship with alcohol: I can crack jokes and govern England and do anything I want. Except not drink.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 13

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    Man, I love teasing those young

    twenty-something year old whippersnappers, letting them think they have a chance with me. I'm loving being such a bit**.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 14

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 20

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    I want to preserve these memories

    for ever! Me and her surprising him with our long skirts and Arabian dance moves, enticing him, getting him up to gyrate slowly with us and then... and then.... Sigh!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Nov 21

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    I'm living out my teenage fantasies

    and I don't care what anyone thinks. Acting one's age in certain matters is stupid.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 1

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