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A place to leave drunken ramblings... 88 People

    Perhaps the path to inner peace truly is the

    absence of attachments. I love them all, but I will betray them in order to stick to the true me. Would you?
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    The things guys think women are turned on by

    when they're pretending to be women online... Smh.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 10 Responses Nov 28, 2014

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    Ahh! My kind of evening.

    A crisp breeze, a bottle of red, Chopin playing on my speakers, and no work tomorrow..
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 5 Responses Nov 4, 2014

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    Everyone has a secret life.

    Some more than others. We're all made of layers. Even an open book has closed pages.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Dec 28, 2014

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    It's so weird to meet people

    and be so desired.... Never knew I could be that girl... It's really nice. :)
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 14

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    Someday, I just know it,

    it's all gonna come back and bite me on my juicy ***.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 2

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    No I don't. Yes I do.

    Happy four twenty-two. One for me, and one for you! It's only 11:21 and I have 49 minutes left to play the daily Solitaire challenge. EMERGENCY 911!!! Oops, gotta go.
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 16

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    Need you so much! I miss feeling your hard body

    against me, your strong arms around me, you pushing into me, deeper and deeper, your mouth swallowing every moan, every scream that escapes my lips...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Jan 8

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    Meeting like two friends in public becomes

    difficult when we can't keep out hands off each other and it takes all our will power not to shred each other's clothes!!!!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Jan 11

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    There is a thick mist in the air.

    How I wish I could lose myself in it. Just stand here. There is no forward, no backward. No heavens, no earth. Just.. Me. Here. Now.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Jan 3

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    Man.... What a great night.

    I never knew a human sandwich could be so much fun. :-D
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 7 Responses Nov 15, 2014

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    So many things inundating my mind today.

    Someone saw a doodle of mine yesterday and asked why I didn't pursue art. Someone else found an old recording of mine and asked why didn't I take up singing. Another person saw my degree and asked why am I working the menial job I am. What do I say to them? I never want to...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    His tall frame, his firm body,

    his easy manner... And her dimples, her complexion, her smile.... Both of them twirling, dancing, enjoying the music... People wonder how one can be in love with two people at once need to be in my shoes.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Nov 9, 2014

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 3, 2014

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    Ugh. Feel so awkward.

    Close friend's bf is visiting for the holidays. I had had a semi-relationship with this bf before he met her. It was mostly sexual. Know far too many things about his kinks and indulges. Am hoping she knows them by now, or he's suppressing that part of him. Either way, have zero...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Jan 10

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    Note to my circle : I am getting drunk

    and am not responsible for my words. Or any bursts of mirth emanated from you based in my follies.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 14, 2014

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 1, 2014

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    Ok, I didn't cry when I read The Fault In Our

    Stars. Because every other Asian movie has the same stupid story. So we're used to sick teenaged kids dying and we don't care coz our countries have so many people, lives aren't worth jack. So there, you weepy morons.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 8

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    Your hands are wrapped around my waist.

    .. my legs around you....my back is arched... my hands hold the wall... I can't think... I can't breath... I just feel wave after wave of sensation....draws a hungry, guttural moan from my lips and your name, over and over...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Jan 3

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    It's only natural that I would drift away from

    you. You're kind of self-absorbed and negative, your life revolves around your social activities, you have no family around to tend to and your children are grown and have their own lives. And all that is okay, you're entitled to your life and your grievances. I have elderly...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 29, 2014

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    Going completely mentally naked here: I seem to

    enjoy flirting with people, making them think I'm sexually available. I seem to do that to older men especially. I don't get why I do this. It's a recent thing. I need thought I was attractive in general but some of these older men literally hang around me with their tongues...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 19, 2014

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    Just sitting here listening to Billboards top

    40, enjoying being with my favorite companion: Me. :)
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Jan 4

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 23

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    "If you really need me,

    you gotta gotta gotta got to love me harder. " Said goodbye to a friend today. When it becomes exhausting and burdensome to keep a friendship going, it's best to call the time of death on it. TOD: 12:02am. Now I can sleep in peace.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Dec 28, 2014

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 18, 2014

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    If more movies were made about sex being simply

    a primal instinct and not an act of love, less women would be strung up about sexual issues, more confident sexually, less hung up on associating sex with love and go easier on their men when they "cheat"!!!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 9 Responses Jan 17

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 7 Responses Jan 20

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    Ha. Apparently, I do.

    .. ****, EP told me this experience must be at least 25 characters
    AveryWhite AveryWhite 41-45, M 2 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    I might be warming up to the 21 year old.

    Saw him after two months of the worst text fights ever. I knew if we just met, it would set things right. It probably would have worked except for the setting: the rain was falling softly, the streets were shiny under the street lights, it was dark and we were hugging to keep...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Nov 25, 2014

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    I know that if I wait long enough,

    you'll come back up me. What worries me is how I'll react when you do. If I tear up, you'll see how much power you have to hurt me again. I made mistakes too.. I wore my heart out in the open, you learned things about me you weren't ready for. I should have known better. It's...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 6, 2014

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 6 Responses Nov 14, 2014

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 21, 2014

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    I do not have a drinking problem.

    I have a Churchillian relationship with alcohol: I can crack jokes and govern England and do anything I want. Except not drink.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 13, 2014

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    I don't usually say this

    but what the hell is wrong with me??!!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    **** that only happens to me: Go to a funeral,

    get hit on by a drunk cousin. At least he was cute.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 10, 2014

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    This pic makes me laugh.

    And somehow the song Animal by Maroon 5 plays in my head. And then I get turned on for some weird reason.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 23, 2014

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    The good thing about being me is I have a good

    time no matter where I go, with people or without.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Nov 14, 2014

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    Unbelievable. It's amazing how sometimes having

    a fever can actually make things so much clearer than they ever were before.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 24, 2014

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    So I'm in this play and one of the actors is

    this young hunky thing who is Facebook friends with my hubby and a bunch of other friends. I restrained myself from friending him because, I mean, this is dirty minded me and he has a ton of topless modeling photos on his page. That's just not a good combination considering how...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 21

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 8 Responses Nov 10, 2014

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    Now am I wrong? For thinking

    that we could be something for real?
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Dec 22, 2014

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    Having a need fulfilled.

    ... His niceness, his thoughtfulness, his command of chivalry and the English language..... And then his strong, taut body atop me... Me reaching those heights over and over as he holds me tight, so tight in his arms, as I buck beneath him... Him moaning my name over and over as...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Nov 26, 2014

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    Going to see a much disliked uncle.

    Ugh. Not even gonna bother to look nice or anything.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 16, 2014

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    I'm living out my teenage fantasies

    and I don't care what anyone thinks. Acting one's age in certain matters is stupid.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 19, 2014

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    Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very

    next day you gave it away This to save me from tears I'll cut your f******g balls off and land you in a wheelchair.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 13, 2014

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 26, 2014

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    Ooh! Cute guy at 3 O'clock.

    .. 2 O'clock... 1 O'clock... 12 O' clock ..... What's the o clock when you're lying on your back?
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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