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A place to leave drunken ramblings... 96 People

    It's been 16 years. Are we roommates?

    I think we are. It's not that he's a bad person. He's a really good guy. He's my best friend, has been for a while. Except for the parts he doesn't want to know about, or want me to know about. Maybe I should have expected it from when we were engaged and he couldn't bear...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Mar 28

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    This pic makes me laugh.

    And somehow the song Animal by Maroon 5 plays in my head. And then I get turned on for some weird reason.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 23, 2014

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    Ooh! Cute guy at 3 O'clock.

    .. 2 O'clock... 1 O'clock... 12 O' clock ..... What's the o clock when you're lying on your back?
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 14, 2014

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    I'm living out my teenage fantasies

    and I don't care what anyone thinks. Acting one's age in certain matters is stupid.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Dec 19, 2014

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 23

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    Just sitting here listening to Billboards top

    40, enjoying being with my favorite companion: Me. :)
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 4

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    Going completely mentally naked here: I seem to

    enjoy flirting with people, making them think I'm sexually available. I seem to do that to older men especially. I don't get why I do this. It's a recent thing. I need thought I was attractive in general but some of these older men literally hang around me with their tongues...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 19, 2014

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    Having a need fulfilled.

    ... His niceness, his thoughtfulness, his command of chivalry and the English language..... And then his strong, taut body atop me... Me reaching those heights over and over as he holds me tight, so tight in his arms, as I buck beneath him... Him moaning my name over and over as...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Nov 26, 2014

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    Note to my circle : I am getting drunk

    and am not responsible for my words. Or any bursts of mirth emanated from you based in my follies.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Sep 14, 2014

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    So many things inundating my mind today.

    Someone saw a doodle of mine yesterday and asked why I didn't pursue art. Someone else found an old recording of mine and asked why didn't I take up singing. Another person saw my degree and asked why am I working the menial job I am. What do I say to them? I never want to...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Jan 22

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    I do not have a drinking problem.

    I have a Churchillian relationship with alcohol: I can crack jokes and govern England and do anything I want. Except not drink.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Dec 13, 2014

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    The good thing about being me is I have a good

    time no matter where I go, with people or without.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Nov 14, 2014

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    I led a fitness class today.

    After a full day at work, then doing the dishes and making dinner for five people. How many more ways can I tell you I have my **** together?
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Apr 7

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    My head told me you were gone forever

    when you got married But my heart told me you'd still need ms when you needed to talk Is it very selfish of me to be so glad your heart won out?
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Mar 10

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    It's so weird to meet people

    and be so desired.... Never knew I could be that girl... It's really nice. :)
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 14

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    I can make the bad boys good

    for a weekend. ;-)
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 14

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 8 Responses Nov 10, 2014

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    I know that if I wait long enough,

    you'll come back up me. What worries me is how I'll react when you do. If I tear up, you'll see how much power you have to hurt me again. I made mistakes too.. I wore my heart out in the open, you learned things about me you weren't ready for. I should have known better. It's...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Nov 6, 2014

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    Happy St Patrick's Day!

    Or what I like to call Tuesday. And everyday is, yep, you guessed it, Tuesday.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Mar 17

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    What's going on in that beautiful mind of yours.

    .. Coz... all of me... Loves all of you... You ridiculous, insufferable, dashing, irritatingly emotional man! How I hate what you do to me!!!!!!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    Everyone needs an anchor.

    Perhaps that is why some of us are distraught when a promising relationship goes bad: we were expecting/hoping for an anchor but instead find ourselves afloat and wandering again.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 8 Responses Feb 8

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Mar 15

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 7 Responses Jan 20

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    No I don't. Yes I do.

    Happy four twenty-two. One for me, and one for you! It's only 11:21 and I have 49 minutes left to play the daily Solitaire challenge. EMERGENCY 911!!! Oops, gotta go.
    adianoeta adianoeta 26-30, F 2 Responses Jan 16

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    The things guys think women are turned on by

    when they're pretending to be women online... Smh.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 9 Responses Nov 28, 2014

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    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 6 Responses Nov 14, 2014

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    Don't judge someone, is all I'm saying.

    We're here under assumed names because people have judged us far too harshly without knowing what brought us to this point in time and so we hide in a place like this and struggle to make sense of who we are. Yes, i may be an alcoholic, but you are not flawless either. Either...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 6 Responses Feb 11

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    His tall frame, his firm body,

    his easy manner... And her dimples, her complexion, her smile.... Both of them twirling, dancing, enjoying the music... People wonder how one can be in love with two people at once need to be in my shoes.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Nov 9, 2014

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    If more movies were made about sex being simply

    a primal instinct and not an act of love, less women would be strung up about sexual issues, more confident sexually, less hung up on associating sex with love and go easier on their men when they "cheat"!!!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 9 Responses Jan 17

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    Someday, I just know it,

    it's all gonna come back and bite me on my juicy ***.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 6 Responses Dec 15, 2014

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    So I'm in this play and one of the actors is

    this young hunky thing who is Facebook friends with my hubby and a bunch of other friends. I restrained myself from friending him because, I mean, this is dirty minded me and he has a ton of topless modeling photos on his page. That's just not a good combination considering how...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 3 Responses Jan 21

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    This is why I bloody drink!

    *%#%^+%#~^^%%!!!!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 27

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    Need you so much! I miss feeling your hard body

    against me, your strong arms around me, you pushing into me, deeper and deeper, your mouth swallowing every moan, every scream that escapes my lips...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F Jan 8

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    An alcoholic's worst nightmare: being stuck in

    a snowstorm with no booze!!!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Feb 18

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    Bizarre conversation with a Facebook friend

    from a working group. He's telling me he has sinned because he has had thoughts about someone else, specifically a God-incarnate. I admit I am arrogant enough to believe this boy is talking about me, judging from his last few emails. I'm laughing my *** off because he thinks...
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    You ridiculous, ambiguous,

    annoying, charming, irritating, LOVABLE man!! I hate you for all the things you say to me that make me feel so damn awesome but you won't even kiss me goodbye!!! I'm aroused enough to take any damn port in the storm at this point. Grrrrr!!!!!!
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Mar 26

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    Man.... What a great night.

    I never knew a human sandwich could be so much fun. :-D
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 7 Responses Nov 15, 2014

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    Ha. Apparently, I do.

    .. ****, EP told me this experience must be at least 25 characters
    AveryWhite AveryWhite 41-45, M 1 Response Feb 1

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    **** that only happens to me: Go to a funeral,

    get hit on by a drunk cousin. At least he was cute.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Dec 10, 2014

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    My mind and my body miss you.

    My heart probably does too but there's no way I'm letting you know that.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 1 Response Apr 5

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    AveryWhite AveryWhite 41-45, M 5 Responses Mar 27

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    Too tired to think. A nice bottle of Cabernet

    with a straw in it to make it go straight to my head would be great right about now.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 6 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Perhaps the path to inner peace truly is the

    absence of attachments. I love them all, but I will betray them in order to stick to the true me. Would you?
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Jan 25

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    Changed my profile pic.

    Captions invited. I know what the guys are thinking. ;-)
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 2 Responses Mar 6

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    I drink because it's the only time I can

    actually feel something besides a dead calmness. I miss feeling. I miss me.
    BlackEyedBean BlackEyedBean 41-45, F 4 Responses Mar 16

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