I Practice the 2 Magic Words

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    Here Are My Magic Words

    Excuse me? Now, it's excuse you! Because excuse me obviously doens't work anymore. Except in land of "convinced 2 a Man", rudeness is the norm. Sometimes it's "excuse you, d it!" and that breaks the mold; that's 4! Double whammy. (Oh, and I almost corrected the spelling on one of...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Jun 13, 2013

    Everyday It Seems...

    I hate to swear, but my 2 magic words are normally **** YOU. And everyday I have to use them, to people in general when they look at me like I am strange because I have purple hair, tattoos and piercings showing and holding a girl's hang walking down the street minding...
    FolsomOrchid FolsomOrchid
    26-30, F
    3 Responses Jan 27, 2009

    "thank You"

    If "Thank You" is wrong I'm in the wrong group! My southern heritage says the first guy is wrong though!
    SmrtGuyUT SmrtGuyUT
    61-65, M
    Sep 5, 2012

    Part of My Vocabulary!

    Yes, you may be thinking that the two words are "Thank you". And I do make sure to say those two, when the occasion calls for it. ;-) But no... my most two words that I use is, "I'm sorry!" Yeah... I tend to apologize a lot... even for things that wasn't my...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    Feb 11, 2009

    Nope.

    Never mind.  I thought I would join this group, then thought, **** it.
    Myonis108 Myonis108
    56-60, F
    8 Responses Jan 15, 2009

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