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I Pretend I Get My Period

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    Counting Down The Days

    I finally did it. I chose the first of September to throw down the gauntlet and commit myself. On 1 September I signed up on the website MyMonthlyCycles.com. My first period is due on 15 September. I’ve booked myself into a totally secluded cabin in the mountains for the...
    sammi11 sammi11 41-45, T 3 Responses Sep 4, 2010

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    Every 28 Days

    I doubt anyone wants to feel the cramps, bloating and all-around grossness of a monthly period. But doggone it, if I am going to think of myself as a woman, and if I expect others to consider me a woman, I'm going to simulate a monthly cycle like any other woman. I've been...
    kimberlycart kimberlycart 36-40, T 2 Responses Jun 5, 2013

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    "the Cycle"

    Well, I have never pretended to have my period, but it is something that I have dreamed of having, since puberty started because, to me once a girl has her period she is officialy a woman, because you are able to reproduce and i wont go into detail on that, so thats my story, but...
    lovindogs278 lovindogs278 13-15 Nov 26, 2011

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    I Pretend To Get My Period

    Avice still gets her periods although she's a little erratic as the meopause sets it. But with Mum and Avice I would always simulate their period. I like to have a tampax up my bum then and in my panties a stick on towel, normally Kotex. The first time I asked Mum if I could...
    steffiwindsor steffiwindsor 41-45 4 Responses Jan 6, 2012

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    The Time I Faked My Period

    I always pretend my atomach cramps then i wear a pad or liner and color red marker on it that looks like blood.thats all
    Lolamartinez Lolamartinez 16-17 2 Responses May 4, 2012

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    The pain is killing me I can't sleep over it.I took some pain relief but doesn't help at all.I ate chocolate a while ago thinking it would help but it only helped then.i hate these...
    MusicLover4Eternity MusicLover4Eternity 13-15, F 3 Responses 1 hr ago

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    I hate it so much. It's so irregular and when it does come the cramps get so bad to the point where I'm puking and I can't get out of bed. Makes me really hate being a girl
    Anaaaaa345 Anaaaaa345 18-21, F 1 Response 2 hrs ago

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    Like why couldn't Mother Nature just call us and be like "yo, waddup girl, you ain't pregnant. Okay, have a nice day." But no.
    Bflyboo14 Bflyboo14 13-15, F 4 Responses 2 hrs ago

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    I've gotten so good at hiding my depression that I sometimes believe I'm actually happy, but then night falls and everyone is fast asleep. I hope that I can fall asleep before...
    k3ll1n k3ll1n 18-21, F 1 Response 5 hrs ago

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    I pretend his absence hasn't left a gaping hole in my life when in reality I'm crumbling apart from the lack of support within my heart. I miss his laugh or his voice when I know...
    LittleMsGreenEyes LittleMsGreenEyes 18-21, F 1 Response 6 hrs ago

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    If anyone out there has a really messed up cycle like mine, I would probably assume it's due to stress and anxiety. and here's why: I have always had a messed up cycle. For years...
    PsychGirl94 PsychGirl94 18-21, F 6 Responses 6 hrs ago

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    Boys are so lucky they don't have to deal with this.Us girls have to do everything.We get periods get pregnant and then men think we are just made for the house.No we women are the...
    MusicLover4Eternity MusicLover4Eternity 13-15, F 9 Responses 16 hrs ago

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    I absolutely hate it.Its really heavy for the first 2 or 3 days and the cramps are unbelievable. But after them 2 or 3 days it starts getting lighter and the cramps ease a little.
    MusicLover4Eternity MusicLover4Eternity 13-15, F 16 hrs ago

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    From the other day. On vacation will back tomorrow :)
    xXVendettaXx xXVendettaXx 18-21, F 1 Response 17 hrs ago

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    i feel sorry for the girls that have their identity stolen from them
    Multicolour12 Multicolour12 22-25, F 4 Responses 18 hrs ago

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    Freizen Already been selling for a long period, wonderful customer care, rapid and highly discreet. Neil Amazing man, professional ,help me out with no hassle ! Avery very good...
    gamesexpe gamesexpe 18-21, F 2 days ago

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    i have talked with guys pretending to be girls...if so please stop this don't want to waste my time if you are guy....i want only to get to know girls here
    lauraDol lauraDol 22-25, F 5 Responses 2 days ago

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    You know my period is rather annoying me as of lately and not coming when its supposed to You know I would like to have my monthly reminders that I'm not pregnant thank you very...
    Jusjellybean Jusjellybean 18-21, F 8 Responses 2 days ago

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    I'll pretend I am not home even if it is someone I know. Part of it is anti-social, but mainly being a creature of routine the unexpected is rarely a good thing.
    AltRealityFanboy AltRealityFanboy 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    If your period pain is really bad I recommend you try going on birth control. It really does help the majority of the pain. I use to be lying on the floor in the middle of the...
    JesusismySaviour JesusismySaviour 16-17, F 4 days ago

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    As well as girls pretending to be guys. Jeez, just be honest!
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 5 Responses 5 days ago

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    Sorry, I can't pretend. Even my words say otherwise, I just can't, you can tell by my body language it's just a mask, a thinly veiled one at that.
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 5 days ago

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    Can't sleep because of my bad period cramps, ugh
    Taissa Taissa 16-17, F a week ago

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    Since my job requires me to always be smiling and looking good ... No one really notices that im sad or angry or uncomfortable or even if i have been crying for days ... Ill always...
    rb47 rb47 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 25

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    So I'm a guy and have been to couple of real relationships in the past but I've been into online dating and worse is that I usually pretend as a girl. I met this guy through a...
    micoloco1989 micoloco1989 26-30, M 1 Response Jul 25

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    I'm too good at pretending, and when I say that I mean I'm too deep in all of this pretending thing. I think that started in the past when my 'best friend' told me after a huge...
    Myself1myself2 Myself1myself2 13-15, F Jul 24

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    actually pretending is already a habit and when i say habit it means Im really good at it. idk why. one day i just found myself being there. and idk how to get out but honestly i...
    GailCine GailCine 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 23

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    I started depo right after I had my baby because the hospital begged me and said " we don't want you having another mistake " .. I've had my period for 3 months and going ?? when...
    obeylilpaw obeylilpaw 16-17, F 2 Responses Jul 23

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    I feel depressed and anxious during my period! Girl talk! Blame it on the hormones yay!
    riseandshine18 riseandshine18 26-30, F 2 Responses Jul 22

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    Does anyone else get really sick during your period? The week before I get severe stomach pain. The day before I feel feverish and have intense nausea. During it I get flu like...
    fallenstar23 fallenstar23 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 21

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    A few minutes ago my mom called me into her room and asked me if I was happy. I've been feeling so down and out that everyday this week I have thought about suicide. I could not...
    Shygirl917 Shygirl917 18-21, F 3 Responses Jul 19

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    I wonder why I put myself in these situations. Sometimes I pretend I'm a guy online. More often than not, I come clean that I'm a girl after a conversation, simply liking the...
    xCounterAct xCounterAct 18-21, F 1 Response Jul 19

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    I'm a noob on this site (just joined to type this) so I'm not sure how this works or what an appropriate length for a post should be so I'll try to keep this short and sweet. I'm...
    internalpuppetshow internalpuppetshow 18-21, M Jul 19

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    It makes everyone happier since I know people don't like to deal with me in general, so it makes me easier to ignore which helps people be happier. I may be worthless, but I'm not...
    Whobody Whobody 16-17, M Jul 19

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    My period ended on Sunday and now it's Saturday and it's really heavy. I have no pain at all. Is this normal?
    QueenBetcy QueenBetcy 13-15, F Jul 18

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    I have irregular menstruation cycle It doesn't visit me every month Usually it doesn't hurt during or before the flow But rarely it does Now it is one of these rare times My...
    AutoLove0 AutoLove0 22-25, F 2 Responses Jul 17

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    What do you think? I am pretending now.
    deleted deleted 26-30 9 Responses Jul 17

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    Right so I'm 29 and realing at how I have been lied to all these years...periods don't get easier, you always get greasy skin, you always get spots, you always get emotional...
    myownbox myownbox 26-30, F 4 Responses Jul 16

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    because I have been stressed out I got my period early ????
    littleONEE littleONEE 16-17, F 1 Response Jul 16

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    I've been pretending for a couple years now
    xXVendettaXx xXVendettaXx 18-21, F 5 Responses Jul 16

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    I wish my sister still pretend she was pregnant with me like when we were kids so I can pretend with her and we can rub each other's bellies and maybe make a video and take some...
    VirtualGinger VirtualGinger 16-17 2 Responses Jul 16

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    Birthday period. yay Thanks Mother Nature that's what I've always wanted
    Violetlolla2 Violetlolla2 13-15, F 2 Responses Jul 15