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I Pretend I Get My Period

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    First Moon Party for a young girl

    who pretend's she is having her period. FUNNY 
    susancd4f susancd4f 46-50, M Jun 26

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    The Time I Faked My Period

    I always pretend my atomach cramps then i wear a pad or liner and color red marker on it that looks like blood.thats all
    Lolamartinez Lolamartinez 16-17 2 Responses May 4, 2012

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    Every 28 Days

    I doubt anyone wants to feel the cramps, bloating and all-around grossness of a monthly period. But doggone it, if I am going to think of myself as a woman, and if I expect others to consider me a woman, I'm going to simulate a monthly cycle like any other woman. I've been...
    kimberlycart kimberlycart 36-40, T 2 Responses Jun 5, 2013

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    Counting Down The Days

    I finally did it. I chose the first of September to throw down the gauntlet and commit myself. On 1 September I signed up on the website MyMonthlyCycles.com. My first period is due on 15 September. I’ve booked myself into a totally secluded cabin in the mountains for the...
    sammi11 sammi11 41-45, T 4 Responses Sep 4, 2010

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    "the Cycle"

    Well, I have never pretended to have my period, but it is something that I have dreamed of having, since puberty started because, to me once a girl has her period she is officialy a woman, because you are able to reproduce and i wont go into detail on that, so thats my story, but...
    lovindogs278 lovindogs278 13-15 Nov 26, 2011

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    I Pretend To Get My Period

    Avice still gets her periods although she's a little erratic as the meopause sets it. But with Mum and Avice I would always simulate their period. I like to have a tampax up my bum then and in my panties a stick on towel, normally Kotex. The first time I asked Mum if I could...
    steffiwindsor steffiwindsor 41-45 4 Responses Jan 6, 2012

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    Related Experiences

    How this fits in: I have written previously that there have been 3 experiences in my life that I am happy to remember and I consider worth the effort to remember. I do remember...
    Rmetruck Rmetruck 51-55, M 1 day ago

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    It happened in 7th grade, June 13th at the age of 12. I was a bit of a average/late bloomer. Well, on that day I decided to dress cute and wear a skirt, which I never wore in the...
    Erenjaegertitans Erenjaegertitans 13-15, F Sep 22

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    It happened in 7th grade, June 13th at the age of 12. I was a bit of a average/late bloomer. Well, on that day I decided to dress cute and wear a skirt, which I never wore in the...
    Erenjaegertitans Erenjaegertitans 13-15, F 2 Responses Sep 22

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    so I've been having my period for like a month or so straight. Very light, no cramps, still I didn't want to be bleeding 24/7. So I go to the gynecologist and...
    pizzapiey pizzapiey 22-25, F 2 Responses Oct 1

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    I really don't know anyone who enjoys having their periods. I just think it's stupid. I know I don't want kids. The chances of me having children are less than 10% but I still have...
    Plungeintoadream Plungeintoadream 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    I pretend that the remarks about me don't hurt. I pretend when people are mean to me just for being me that I am 200% find when I fire back some smart *** remark. I talk back to...
    trs1999 trs1999 13-15, F 1 Response Oct 10

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    Very damn good at covering up and pretending that I'm okay. I use a smile and humor to cover up, only to be cracking inside. Lately I can't pretend that I'm okay anymore
    cjohnson1983 cjohnson1983 31-35, F 1 Response Oct 11

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    Yeah!!! I said this to my stepdad one time why don't you try having a period see how you find it! I was completely mortified because he had spotted a small trace of blood I'd left...
    AngelofPink AngelofPink 18-21, F 5 Responses Sep 24

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    I have a love hate relationship with my period.. I'm always happy to get it because it ( usually ) means that one is able to reproduce also because it means I am not pregnant lol...
    hopeliveshavefaith hopeliveshavefaith 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 24

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    I even have a periodic table cup....and a periodic table on my wall in my room! that's a bio major for you
    janelisbet janelisbet 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 28

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    I get phantom period feeling for about three days before I actually get my period... I.e I wake up and think it's started and every time I go to the bathroom I expect to have come...
    Xxxshanxxx Xxxshanxxx 16-17, F 3 Responses Oct 4

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    Lol so maybe I shouldn't be saying this but what ever so today I am now a woman I got my period and let's just say it hurts a lot this will be the first of many periods lol
    liajip liajip 13-15, F 2 Responses Oct 6

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    I feel like I was born in the wrong time period... I feel like I was meant to grow up in the time of Jane Austen, pride and prejudice. I always felt like I didn't belong. I am very...
    ericabri12 ericabri12 18-21, F 2 Responses a week ago

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    Some days is more difficult then others but I try to pretend I am ok. I have struggled with depression since I was a teenager. About 8 years ago I was diagnosed with clinical...
    Edanamarie Edanamarie 26-30, F Sep 26

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    Those deluded, repressed types who always think 'positive' and never have real emotions will hate you if you don't play pretend. Still, at least I'm authentic unlike them. :)
    Reallifeperson Reallifeperson 22-25, M Sep 27

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    It's exhausting to bottle everything up inside and pretend like you're okay all the time. But at the same time I don't want to burden people with my problems. I don't want people...
    lon12 lon12 22-25, F 4 Responses Sep 27

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    Why would you pretend? If you don't like me just either go away or tell me nicely you don't like me. I don't want friends that don't appreciate me for who I am....
    Raptax231 Raptax231 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 28

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    I always pretend nothing bothers me when in reality I'm not this big, tough, emotionless ***** I make myself out to be. I'm actually really scared and fearful and just want to be...
    Katiepoohmm Katiepoohmm 18-21, F Sep 30

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    I don't...but if you are pretending to be okay, it's time to stop people do care about how your feeling and people will listen...sharing how you feel and maybe why you hide it...
    JPSS JPSS 13-15, M 3 Responses Oct 7

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    People that prey on others that have misfortune in their life by pretending to have psychic abilities in my opinion are the lowest forms of life on planet earth.
    kauaiboy76 kauaiboy76 36-40, M 5 Responses Oct 7

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    Sometimes when I'm home alone I pretend I'm not there. Like when a mail person or delivery person comes to the door and knocks I just like run into the bathroom or downstairs...
    wedgieshurtalot wedgieshurtalot 16-17, F 1 Response Oct 8

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    This is something that is very fun and enjoyable for me. Feeling my belly as I sit around, and when I move. Pretending that I am going to become a mommy, and feeling the kicking of...
    Eikenmaster Eikenmaster 22-25, M 1 Response Oct 9

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    I been pretending with my family. They do or say something. I say I'm okay I don't care. But in reality I do care. I don't think I ever showed them Me upset. I probably did once...
    lorrena19 lorrena19 18-21, F Oct 11

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    If you pretend to be stupid and they the motormouth go on rambling you can get a gist of how full of it they are.
    OzarksTrucker OzarksTrucker 36-40, M Oct 11

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    I'm 47. I was abused as a child - sexually, physically, emotionally, spiritually. The way I got through it was by pretending to be someone else - characters from TV, movies, books...
    SheppiesMom SheppiesMom 46-50, F 1 Response a week ago

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    When I'm out of town where no one knows me, I sometimes like to pretend. I have been a brain surgeon, a scientist, a movie producer, movie script writer, writer for sitcoms...
    Ub12 Ub12 61-65, F 6 days ago

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    While writing this, I just feel ashamed and horrible that I was able to do something that cruel. As long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a girl. I felt that I was a girl...
    ALostSoulisInsideMe ALostSoulisInsideMe 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Hi I like to pretend that im not depressed to everyone around but the truth is I am severely depressed and I have even tried to end it all. I don't like people knowing how I feel...
    rhondaclarke rhondaclarke 18-21, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Just like it says. I do pretend I'm okay. I know it's unhealthy to bottle up my emotions, but I can't help but think what people would say about me. and everyday it gets worse. All...
    LoseYourMind LoseYourMind 13-15, F 2 Responses 19 hrs ago

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    Severe cramping, bloating, mood swings,squeezing my stomach in hopes the pain will stop, lots of ibuprofen, laying upside down, feeling like I need to use the bathroom when you don...
    DarkGoddesss DarkGoddesss 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 21

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    It's been a while EP. After 4months! I've had my period. Whew! That pregnancy scare really put all my stress level into my whole system! 😅 thank you good Lord!
    BakerQueen14 BakerQueen14 22-25, F 1 Response Sep 22

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    It was horrible. I was at my grandmother's house and said that my shorts fell in the toilet so I could hide the stain. So I rinsed them out and hung them outside and luckily you...
    Aepeth Aepeth 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 23

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    I was in kindergarten and we were first learning grammar and somewhere in that lesson I used my first period ever.
    ValhallaAwaits ValhallaAwaits 18-21, M 1 Response Sep 24

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    Back in July it lasted two weeks. Now it's 2 months later and I think it's been 5 or 6 days. Turns out it's genetics. My grandmother on my mom's side had a period that lasted...
    BloodRedDarkness BloodRedDarkness 16-17, F 1 Response Sep 24

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    K I had my period in the middle of last month and it's now September 24th and I still havnt gotten it... And I'm not sexually active.. I hate it when this happens it's like WHY WHY...
    Alex1272 Alex1272 31-35, F 2 Responses Sep 24

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    My period is like 9 days long. Fml
    xxalicerosexx xxalicerosexx 16-17, F 2 Responses Sep 25

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    My seatmate told me he wanted to create his own. But I'm not sur about what his Periodic Table would consist of since he's a gamer and likes talking about what items he uses...
    acitythatneverwakesup acitythatneverwakesup 16-17, F Sep 27

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    I get a zit on my chin and blood pours out me. TahhDah. I know when i'm getting my period. :)
    desired101 desired101 13-15, F 15 Responses Oct 5

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    Seriously, a week before and the week during, I should be quarantined from all people. Put me in a big room with lots of soft furniture, netflix, tissues, and lots of snacks and I...
    graveyardghosty graveyardghosty 18-21, F Oct 9

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    don't you just with there was a button that you could press when you are ready to have kids instead of having your period for your life time?
    20hana30 20hana30 13-15, F 3 Responses Oct 10

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    I want to go on the pill or get an IUD so my periods will be regular (right now they're 16-18 days apart and really painful) but my mom won't let me because she thinks I'll have...
    crookedteethteen crookedteethteen 13-15, F Oct 11

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