I Pretend I Get My Period

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    com in 2005. Every 27-28 days I have a 'period' where I wear pads and occasionally tampons. I don't have the cramps, bloating, mood swings, and water retention, but because I go by what the period calendar shows, like it or not, I have my 'period'. It's not always convenient and...
    tina1024 tina1024
    56-60, T
    3 Responses Dec 30, 2015

    Every 28 Days

    I doubt anyone wants to feel the cramps, bloating and all-around grossness of a monthly period. But doggone it, if I am going to think of myself as a woman, and if I expect others to consider me a woman, I'm going to simulate a monthly cycle like any other woman. I've been...
    kimberlycart kimberlycart
    41-45, T
    4 Responses Jun 5, 2013

    I Pretend To Get My Period

    Avice still gets her periods although she's a little erratic as the meopause sets it. But with Mum and Avice I would always simulate their period. I like to have a tampax up my bum then and in my panties a stick on towel, normally Kotex. The first time I asked Mum if I could...
    steffiwindsor steffiwindsor
    41-45
    3 Responses Jan 6, 2012

    Counting Down The Days

    I finally did it. I chose the first of September to throw down the gauntlet and commit myself. On 1 September I signed up on the website MyMonthlyCycles.com. My first period is due on 15 September. I’ve booked myself into a totally secluded cabin in the mountains for the...
    sammi11 sammi11
    41-45, T
    3 Responses Sep 4, 2010

    Me too. I love using pads

    and tampons with my panties. When I go to the mall I wonder who is wearing a pad or tampon for the first time.
    photousa photousa
    61-65, M
    4 Responses Nov 9, 2015

    "the Cycle"

    Well, I have never pretended to have my period, but it is something that I have dreamed of having, since puberty started because, to me once a girl has her period she is officialy a woman, because you are able to reproduce and i wont go into detail on that, so thats my story, but...
    lovindogs278 lovindogs278
    13-15
    Nov 26, 2011

    The Time I Faked My Period

    I always pretend my atomach cramps then i wear a pad or liner and color red marker on it that looks like blood.thats all
    Lolamartinez Lolamartinez
    16-17
    2 Responses May 4, 2012

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