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I Pretend I Get My Period

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    "the Cycle"

    Well, I have never pretended to have my period, but it is something that I have dreamed of having, since puberty started because, to me once a girl has her period she is officialy a woman, because you are able to reproduce and i wont go into detail on that, so thats my story, but...
    lovindogs278 lovindogs278 13-15 Nov 26, 2011

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    Counting Down The Days

    I finally did it. I chose the first of September to throw down the gauntlet and commit myself. On 1 September I signed up on the website MyMonthlyCycles.com. My first period is due on 15 September. I’ve booked myself into a totally secluded cabin in the mountains for the...
    sammi11 sammi11 41-45, T 3 Responses Sep 4, 2010

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    Every 28 Days

    I doubt anyone wants to feel the cramps, bloating and all-around grossness of a monthly period. But doggone it, if I am going to think of myself as a woman, and if I expect others to consider me a woman, I'm going to simulate a monthly cycle like any other woman. I've been...
    kimberlycart kimberlycart 36-40, T 2 Responses Jun 5, 2013

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    The Time I Faked My Period

    I always pretend my atomach cramps then i wear a pad or liner and color red marker on it that looks like blood.thats all
    Lolamartinez Lolamartinez 16-17 2 Responses May 4, 2012

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    I Pretend To Get My Period

    Avice still gets her periods although she's a little erratic as the meopause sets it. But with Mum and Avice I would always simulate their period. I like to have a tampax up my bum then and in my panties a stick on towel, normally Kotex. The first time I asked Mum if I could...
    steffiwindsor steffiwindsor 41-45 4 Responses Jan 6, 2012

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    Do it every day...... Needs must.
    johnboyuk johnboyuk 41-45, M 5 hrs ago

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    I can fake a smile, when behind my sun glasses the tears are swelling up in my eyes. I can force a laugh, and pretend to be happy. I can lie and tell myself over and over that I...
    NewBeginnings77 NewBeginnings77 31-35, F 6 hrs ago

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    I've always striven to provide others with solace and sympathy, but when it comes to me, they turn a blind eye. Inevitably, leaving me alone to fight my own demons.
    light108 light108 13-15, F 7 hrs ago

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    Ugh how I know when my periods are coming is when I get SUPER horny and wet. Now I'm on ugh that's sucks
    Lovethat207 Lovethat207 18-21, F 2 Responses 1 day ago

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    that awkward moment someone thinks this is a dating site and posts that they're looking for a serious relationship on here of all places! I'm just gonna pretend I didn't see that
    CallmeHopelessNotRomantic CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 36-40, F 4 Responses 1 day ago

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    I've gotten use to pretending im okay whenever someone asks me how I am i say fine im use to keeping my feelings bottled up but im not fine im really not im far from fine
    butterflybaby123 butterflybaby123 13-15, F 2 Responses 2 days ago

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    Here's one to cringe at. Sixth grade PE. This was my third time getting my period? I hadn't told my mom, I was too embarrassed. So instead of pads, I used toilet paper. I'd...
    MatchedWithBlack MatchedWithBlack 16-17, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    Ok, so I didn't tell my sister that I pretend I'm pregnant because I didn't want to build up anymore stress on to her... right now i'm home alone for three days until my parents...
    VirtualGinger VirtualGinger 16-17 3 Responses 3 days ago

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    let us all gather round, join hands and collectively pray my period ends this year....ahmen?
    spinsterC spinsterC 41-45, F 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    Here I am thinking my period will skip this month, planning to celebrate this on the 31st, and guess who comes to say hello today?
    goagainsttheflow goagainsttheflow 18-21, F 4 Responses 6 days ago

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    I miss being on the depo shot. I enjoyed not having my period for almost 2 years. I had to come off of it though because it can cause some weight gain, and I wasn't sure if it is...
    cb0622 cb0622 22-25, F a week ago

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    or the other way around.... girls pretending to be dudes! what's the world come to people? C'mon now!!!! Lol
    Fated2be Fated2be 36-40, F 7 Responses a week ago

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    would anyone like to pretend to be in labor for me? :)
    bellylove232 bellylove232 26-30, M 1 Response a week ago

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    one day I was curled up on the bed with my owner Asheoakseed, I was a huge pregnant Japanese Nekomata Sabertooth demon cat named kilala, I was 8 weeks pregnant and was almost ready...
    ninetales666 ninetales666 26-30, M 1 Response Aug 27

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    The new trend in middle school each month is weird... People pretend to be the "nerdy, insecure girl" or the "rich beautiful girl who hates the nerdy insecure girl" example: Dork...
    WeirdAlyank WeirdAlyank 16-17, F Aug 26

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    I'm tired of pretending that I'm okay. I'm NOT okay
    IAmSuicidalEmma IAmSuicidalEmma 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    I can't pretend anymore.. I'm not
    Catho Catho 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 26

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    not only good i m an expert now in pretending
    mannankaur3 mannankaur3 18-21, M Aug 26

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    I used to be. I'm not so good at it any more. I think I'm just tired of pretending. I've explored my options of being honest, upfront. Living a life, out in the open. it gets a...
    fortheloveofmyleftshoe fortheloveofmyleftshoe 36-40, F 2 Responses Aug 26

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    It really saddens me to think you can know so many people in your lifetime, but not everyone of them is your friend or can be trusted. The people that you thought would make time...
    Sutten Sutten 26-30, F 3 Responses Aug 25

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    I'm a mom I hide crying myself asleep the scars on my thigh from the many blades I hide how much I truly hate myself I hide my eating problems I hide it all and fake a smile I don...
    youngkinyteenmom youngkinyteenmom 18-21, F 6 Responses Aug 24

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    I was nearly 12 years old, I was reading Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows, sitting on my bed, reading out loud, felt something flowing and hello period.
    Katerinafaith Katerinafaith 18-21, F Aug 24

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    yah! I dislike it sooo much, that after I have my surgery, I won't have a period no more! awesome! bragging rights! cuz I totally dislike having my period!
    StreetgirlnamedDesire504 StreetgirlnamedDesire504 36-40 Aug 24

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    Today and maybe tomorrow I will be home alone with my sister and I want to tell her that I pretend I'm pregnant like we used to when we were kids before she leaves for college in a...
    VirtualGinger VirtualGinger 16-17 3 Responses Aug 24

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    Pretending is how I cope with BIID. Ever since I was about eleven, I have tucked my legs fully inside my pants and walk on my knees when I am home by myself.
    asd1324 asd1324 18-21, M Aug 22

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    UGH feels like someone is churning around my organs. The first time I got my period cramps i thought i had Ebola . Periods suck ._.
    imme163 imme163 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 19

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    I always do this. I'll be on my bed, rubbing my bloated belly and then I'll start feeling some pain. I breathe through it and grit my teeth, until it gets so bad that I need to...
    BigBellyMama BigBellyMama 18-21, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    I had a hideous experience last night. This is by far the worst I have ever gone through. I went to bed last night with mild cramps and I knew it was happening. I woke up 3 hours...
    ForeverIsOver ForeverIsOver 16-17, F 2 Responses Aug 19

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    TMI warning haha ! I have paralyzing pain for most of my period and the pain gets worse with every period. I go through so many tampons ( super plus ! ) that it feels unnatural...
    coffeentea coffeentea 18-21, F 1 Response Aug 18

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    Why periods.. Why can't Mother Nature just text you and be like "wadup girl! Congrats you ain't pregnant! We'll talk next month! Have a great day"
    3st3ll3 3st3ll3 13-15, F 9 Responses Aug 17

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    I pretend that everything is okay, that I am a happy and cheerful person when deep down, it is killing me. Every time, I feel sad. Everybody thinks that I am happy, that I am...
    asiangirll asiangirll 13-15, F 1 Response Aug 17

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    I tried to pretend that everything was okay... That that hadn't hurt me at all... That somehow you didn't have to say you were sorry, repeatedly, like you did... That if you wanted...
    LittleUnicorn LittleUnicorn 18-21 Aug 16

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    I love my period, I love how painfully they are it's so hot the tummy craps everything I love it I wish it happened more than once a month
    girlwithallsortsoffetishes girlwithallsortsoffetishes 18-21, F 3 Responses Aug 15

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    I was 12 and a bit. I went to the toilet one night and there was a massive drip of blood pouring into the toilet bowel. I wiped and got rid of it all while trying not to gag. I...
    Claudine03 Claudine03 22-25, F 1 Response Aug 13

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    I hate the week before my period. I can't control my emotions its freakin me out >.< i want to see my boyfriend bc soon im not gonna see him for a long time but my father doesnt...
    lailalessard lailalessard 13-15, F 2 Responses Aug 12

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    My mask is always on....to pretend there is happiness, and to hide who I am...
    AlliesWorld AlliesWorld 22-25, F Aug 10

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