I Probably Won't Get Bitten By A Shark On Land

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    I Said Probably

    I think it's safe to say anything is possible, hee hee hee!
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    3 Responses Feb 18, 2011

    Probably, Probably Not =p

    Hmm, well I'm pretty sure I won't be bitten by one, because I'm related to the shark on land. :P  Maybe she'll nip me a leeetle bit, but she'll save her strong jaws for others. ;P Now, don't be fooled by this: Because that's just a disguise. In truth, she's actually... Going to...
    DarkAngel123 DarkAngel123
    18-21, F
    4 Responses Apr 7, 2011

    Maybe Not

    How embarrass?Yes. I mean bitten by a shark on land with other people around. boy...
    mother1983 mother1983
    31-35, F
    3 Responses Mar 31, 2011

    Unless...

    Do card sharks count?  If so the probability of me getting bitten rises dramatically!
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    Mar 30, 2011

    I've seen the karate kid

    so I'm preeeeeetty confident that I can defend myself should one decide to attack.
    sighimnotgoodwithnames sighimnotgoodwithnames
    22-25, F
    Mar 21, 2014

    How Embarrassing!

    This is my life you guys...I am going through my groups looking for stuff that needs a story and I see the name of this group and I am like I need to go tell the goofball that made this group that it's funny and it cracked me up! The only problem is, I made the group myself! I...
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    4 Responses Mar 30, 2011

    Now I Am Not So Sure!

    I do live by the ocean and with all the things going wrong in the world is it so far of a stretch to think so now? I don't think so buddies, heeheeheee EPeace
    deleted deleted
    26-30
    1 Response May 16, 2011

    Never Bitten

    I stay out of the ocean and they stay out of my living room. We kinda have that agreement. It's a respect thing.
    ScrapdoggDesigns ScrapdoggDesigns
    36-40, M
    Dec 31, 2011
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