I Promise I Will Not Wear Mom Jeans

You know what they are....pleated and waaaaaaay too high on the waist they might actually touch you ribs!! Write a story and promise you won't wear them either, I dare you! 53 People

    I Solemnly Swear.....

    I will never EVER wear these horrid things. What exactly are they you might ask? Well there is a wide variety of Mom jeans but generally they have about a 9 inch zipper, perhaps a snap button fly, an elasticized waist either all the way around or at the back, they may have front...
    MegJgeM MegJgeM
    36-40, F
    6 Responses Aug 4, 2009

    Great Idea Meg!

    Anytime I see a woman with hiked up blue jeans, which make her butt look flat and wider than the mississippi river, and usually a bite between her legs (I don't need to see that), I cringe! I never want to be that out of touch with style.  The worst part is when they tuck a...
    urbrandofheroin urbrandofheroin
    22-25, F
    4 Responses Aug 4, 2009

    I Will Not Wear Mom Jeans

    She's even shorter than me!, plus i don't like wearing jeans, and damn i wrote a story without saying ****!
    DRJayx DRJayx
    31-35, M
    Oct 11, 2012

    Mom'S Jeans

    I never got to wear my mom's jeans. Mom was from the past generation and never liked the denim jeans. They would have been the wrong size too. I have had to shop for my own ladies jeans and that is so much more fun to go shopping and try them on. Now, that spring is jjust...
    jml2000 jml2000
    61-65, M
    Mar 7, 2013

    But.... I Can't Stop Her From Buying Me Mom-stuff

    i need to set up a donation station for alllllll the Mom Clothes my generous and big-hearted mother likes to buy for me. i was going through my closet this weekend, trying to make some room and i realized just how many "motherly garments" my mom has purchased for me. there's the...
    WoobieTuesday WoobieTuesday
    36-40, F
    2 Responses Nov 28, 2011
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