I Promise To Post All My Stories That Arent True In This Group

By joining this group. I pledge to tell the truth in my EP stories. Anywhere but here, or other EP Groups where truth is not expected! :P 71 People

    Faust76 Faust76
    70+, M
    Nov 15, 2015

    A Warning About Dating Frankensteins Daughter.

    As many of you know,  I am married to a doting wombat who I adore.  However I just havent been feeling the spark in our relationship lately..  She found me connecting her to mains power during our romps to try and correct this issue most objectionable.  After having to...
    badbinary badbinary
    41-45, M
    19 Responses Apr 19, 2011

    Afternoon Tea

    Have you ever noticed you can never get out of Costco without spending at least $200.00? I paid the cashier and watched them load the frozen boxes on top of the delicate bread squishing it until it was pancake sized and shook my head. Why bother some days? Went outside, loaded...
    AnnDroid7 AnnDroid7
    41-45, F
    Apr 22, 2012

    Can I Make This Much Farther From The Truth???

    My homelife was perfect growing up.  Mom stayed home with me and my big brother, and was always available for us.  Dad worked but was home every weekend.  He was my hero! When I was 8 (my big brother 10) dad helped us build a tree house.  We had a perfect tree in the...
    Plaid Plaid
    31-35, F
    1 Response Apr 18, 2011

    Phew. What A Day!

    After getting knocked up by the milkman this morning I was feeling a little hungry.  Well actually a lot hungry!  I ate a whole 5 cakes... of soap.   After that I had to drop my dragon off at the mechanic because its been blowing a lot of black smoke lately. :O( Mid morning I...
    badbinary badbinary
    41-45, M
    10 Responses Apr 17, 2011

    This profile picture isnt me,

    yes it is, not i dont think so, but lets just say it is, so what?? Nooooooo, it isn't. but thats not true
    IamFubar IamFubar
    22-25, M
    1 Response Mar 6, 2014

    My Life As A Spy.

    I had just returned from my mission on the dangerous shores of Kazakhstan, battling the highly dangerous Taliban rabbits.  I'd had a rather rough trip home, due to my rocket powered rollerblades not being waterproof.  Some surface to skate missiles had also dampened my...
    badbinary badbinary
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Jan 8, 2012

    Shedding Light (A self journey through Plato's Allegory of the Cave...)

    The road was dark as I set out. Seeing the open dessert and looking up into the still starry early dawn sky made me feel a chill of lonesomeness. I shivered at the idea of my own insignificance. The pale moon still shown brightly as it prepared itself to fade. I walked slowly...
    anotherinnocent anotherinnocent
    26-30, F
    10 Responses Apr 18, 2011

    The Problem With Kit Ufo's..... :o(

    Ive been having a lot of trouble with a kit UFO I purchased recently.  The first problem was that the backyard just wasn't big enough to fit it in.  I knocked down all the fences around my backyard with my tractor.  This gave me more room to work on it.  My neighbours seem to...
    badbinary badbinary
    41-45, M
    16 Responses Apr 18, 2011

    A Letter To My Doctor...

    Dear Doctor, I'm writing you this because I've finally changed my hobby.  As you were keen on, and even rather explicit about my former hobby and the need to change, I gave in and complied completely. I have taken up the habit of the Hobbits.  Yes.  Because, in my venture to...
    jimmyrudyjump jimmyrudyjump
    56-60, M
    6 Responses Apr 19, 2011


       It was a day like any other in Metallica Majesty.  King Nothing, seated high atop his throne, gazed down upon his loyal subjects with an expression of complacent boredom.  When abruptly entered the Sandman, his ominous presence felt immediately by all.  The king's jester...
    januarygirl januarygirl
    31-35, F
    12 Responses Apr 19, 2011

    This May Or May Not Have Happened!

    Sorry, I deleted my story.  Find me at www.chronimax.com
    deleted deleted
    7 Responses Apr 19, 2011

    Dancing With The Ballet

    I have been dancing with the ballet for some time now. I know I know I am only 5 feet five and 295 pounds but hey, look at the group title. I sometimes walk around on point all day because it is so easy for me. The crowd roars their applause at the end of each performance then...
    AnnDroid7 AnnDroid7
    41-45, F
    1 Response Apr 21, 2012

    I'M Ugly

    I'm just so ugly, nobody can look at me. My ugliness makes me a better person though! It means I have a wonderful, shining personality that just shines through all that ugly that I most definitely am. Sometimes I cry because I'm no un-amazing and untalented and not even...
    ThisIsMediocritiesOldAcc ThisIsMediocritiesOldAcc
    18-21, F
    1 Response Jan 27, 2013
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