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I Protest The Use Of Humans For Experimentation By Aliens

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    Well, I'm All For It!

    How else are we to safely test alien cosmetics while simultaneously making you human filthbags look halfway decent?
    MatthewTDalldorf MatthewTDalldorf 22-25 Aug 24, 2013

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    Charles Fort Knew Our Predicament

    Perhaps Im the group lunatic everyones been waiting for,or perhaps there are one or two others here that actually joined without humour in mind primarily,I dont know,not having read all contributions.My truth will be manys lunacy,of that Im sure,but its not something that worries...
    pedrohedgerow pedrohedgerow 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 1, 2013

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    Don'T Knock It Until You Try It

    I was forced into alien prostitution. Apparently, when the males are here doing their scientific research, the females are left to their own devices on the ship. So, I was captured and required to perform to earn my eventual release. Lemme tell ya, those alien females...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 4, 2013

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    Why Oh Why...

    Do they haver this fascination with @nal probe???!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 26, 2013

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    This Needs To Stop Now

    Let me just say I'm really pissed off right now because those little green bastards are probing our very own people which is the human race. At some point we have to stand up to those little green guys and say "Enough Is Enough!!!" and if they still don't understand then I...
    LongLiveRockAndRoll LongLiveRockAndRoll 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 30, 2013

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    BadNeighbor BadNeighbor 46-50, M 3 Responses 6 days ago

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    cpguy cpguy 46-50, M a week ago

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    WolfAngel111 WolfAngel111 22-25, F 2 Responses Jan 31

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    Well, recently I had a weird experience. I'm not sure at all if I was abducted by aliens. The last year I was in my bedroom at night, my mom and my brother had gone to to see an...
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    distraughtmom48 distraughtmom48 46-50 4 Responses Jan 22

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