Post
Experience Project iOS Android Apps | Download EP for your Mobile Device

I Protest The Use Of Humans For Experimentation By Aliens

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 154 People

    Well, I'm All For It!

    How else are we to safely test alien cosmetics while simultaneously making you human filthbags look halfway decent?
    MatthewTDalldorf MatthewTDalldorf 22-25 Aug 24, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Charles Fort Knew Our Predicament

    Perhaps Im the group lunatic everyones been waiting for,or perhaps there are one or two others here that actually joined without humour in mind primarily,I dont know,not having read all contributions.My truth will be manys lunacy,of that Im sure,but its not something that worries...
    pedrohedgerow pedrohedgerow 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 1, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Don'T Knock It Until You Try It

    I was forced into alien prostitution. Apparently, when the males are here doing their scientific research, the females are left to their own devices on the ship. So, I was captured and required to perform to earn my eventual release. Lemme tell ya, those alien females...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 4, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    This Needs To Stop Now

    Let me just say I'm really pissed off right now because those little green bastards are probing our very own people which is the human race. At some point we have to stand up to those little green guys and say "Enough Is Enough!!!" and if they still don't understand then I...
    LongLiveRockAndRoll LongLiveRockAndRoll 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 30, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Why Oh Why...

    Do they haver this fascination with @nal probe???!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 26, 2013

    Your Response

    Cancel

    Related Experiences

    there are two kinds of people in this world. users and the ones being used.since it goes against my nature to use people, I am to be used, right? well I giess everyone serves a...
    evolnillef evolnillef 70+, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Borders book store coupon enables you to get a good deal. Unique voucher must certanly be redeemed at the time of purchase only. Discount allows one offer per customer, per...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Borders book shop discount lets you get a great deal. Original voucher must certanly be redeemed at that time of purchase only. Voucher allows one offer per customer, per...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Borders book store discount enables you to obtain a great deal. Initial coupon should be redeemed at that time of purchase only. Voucher allows one offer per client, per...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Borders book store promotion allows you to get a great deal. Original coupon must be used during the time of purchase only. Promotion allows one offer per client, per transaction...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    If you are about to take to your hand at scuba, then you must have had a great deal of realizations. One is the fact that scuba diving isn't as easy as this indicates. As a sport...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    ... If you know anything, you will possibly wish to compare about http://www.purevolume.com/tankerminute47/posts/10809130/Using+Product+Items+To+Be+Eligible+For+Free+Amazon...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    One of the greatest areas where money could be saved is on food. Group treats and perhaps a picnic meal or two before leaving home. Rest stops are good to stre... Your annual road...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Both males and females have undesired hair on some role of the body they consider unpleasant. https://www.pinterest.com/reviewmyshaver/best-electric-shaversrazors/ includes more...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Both males and females have undesirable hair on some part of the physical body they consider unpleasant. To get another interpretation, consider peeping at: http://hochan.dothome...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Vending machine marketers certainly are a very important part of starting out in the vending machine business. Distributors will be the folks from whom you should buy the vending...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    What's black shape? Form can be a specially unsavory personality that's neither plant nor animal. I-t usually resides inside the fungi family and produces minerals for running and...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    ... Get more about http://www.haosoujiaju.com/study-a-lot-of-steroid-profiles-before-buying-anabolic-steroids/ by browsing our thought-provoking web resource. Like most web...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    MySpace layouts offer you a wonderful deal of variety for all users. Most customers know about this option, and they make the most of it. What some folks do not know when they sign...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    ... Like most web developers or SEO professionals, I use a massive array of tools to get the task done. I take advantage of a mix of desktop and internet applications, some...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 5 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    ... Like most web designers or Search Engine Optimisation professionals, I use a massive selection of methods to get the work done. I use a variety of web and desktop applications...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    A mutual lock is one-way to create your opponent surrender in distribution wrestling because should they dont, whatever the main human body you focused on will be dislocated. But...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Do you want to work with legal counsel? A large amount are of diverse reasons you might need the aid of a law firm. Regardless of what your cause is, it is essential that the...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    The word "retirement" is an intriguing word. It is one that makes individuals smile when they believe about when they can finally relax and not function so tough. But at the exact...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    If you have ever wanted to understand how to give a considerably better massage, then it is important that you preserve reading the article. You are going to be amazed at the...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Bunion is among the most common problems faced by many people. It is more widespread than imaginable. The medical term because of this problem is called Hallux Valgus. The...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Dementia, Alzheimer's, and other mental illnesses are accelerated by the, * The lack of blood for the head * The lack of oxygen to the mind * The insufficient minerals and vitamins...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    What do you do if you want to simply take your bikes on christmas? Once you get there you cant particularly cycle there generally, but youd like to cycle around. The answer would...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    If you are a Portland location resident who is facing the selection of what to do with an old, but still functioning automobile, you could be in a position to turn it into a tax...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    If you are a Portland location resident who is facing the selection of what to do with an old, but nonetheless functioning automobile, you may be able to turn it into a tax...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Mineral makeup is anything which you really should invest your money in, despite the fact that its application does need to have far more interest and time. You can get that...
    angoracheck53 angoracheck53 41-45, F 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I have sleep paralysis. It happens reguarly and sometimes scare me. I can see grey skinny figures in my sleep with big black eyes. And sometimes when I open my eyes, I see dark...
    lynn1113 lynn1113 18-21, F 3 Responses 6 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Yes its me ChelseaLee, i found AB to be a fun yet very boring site the 2 years i was there, i meet a lot of nice and some not so nice people just like here on EP To anybody who...
    ExtremeNext ExtremeNext 26-30, F 3 Responses 15 hrs ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I help humans, dogs, cats, ferrets, birds and turtles in distress.
    PeteMossMakesGreatFertilizer PeteMossMakesGreatFertilizer 31-35, M 2 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Hell, if illegal aliens can be made legal, then why can't marijuana?
    poetry69 poetry69 51-55, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Is it weird to have seen an alien but still not believe in them. It happened to me about three years ago one night. I had waken up for some reason and when I opened my eyes, I saw...
    odessa94 odessa94 18-21, F 6 Responses 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I love that the Westboro Baptist Church got rick rolled by the Foo Fighters recently. I will be flat out blunt and say that I think Westboro Baptist Church is incredibly...
    MrsKat78 MrsKat78 36-40, F 1 Response 3 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    Hello! I am Alex but now Alexa.I was a boy earlier but now I am a girl for almost 4 years.I want to share my embarrassing transformation with you. This is how it all started. I...
    Alexa910120702 Alexa910120702 13-15, T 2 Responses 4 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    My experiences at ASB the Alabama school for the blind, will be recorded here. My first years My first memory of ASB was a bus. Frn that bus, I came to the school that would...
    devinprater devinprater 18-21, M 5 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel
    I LIKE most humans :-) .
    cashetty69 cashetty69 51-55, M 6 days ago

    Your Response

    Cancel