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I Protest The Use Of Humans For Experimentation By Aliens

Personal Stories, Advice, and Support 153 People

    Well, I'm All For It!

    How else are we to safely test alien cosmetics while simultaneously making you human filthbags look halfway decent?
    MatthewTDalldorf MatthewTDalldorf 22-25 Aug 24, 2013

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    Charles Fort Knew Our Predicament

    Perhaps Im the group lunatic everyones been waiting for,or perhaps there are one or two others here that actually joined without humour in mind primarily,I dont know,not having read all contributions.My truth will be manys lunacy,of that Im sure,but its not something that worries...
    pedrohedgerow pedrohedgerow 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 1, 2013

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    Why Oh Why...

    Do they haver this fascination with @nal probe???!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 2 Responses Jun 26, 2013

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    This Needs To Stop Now

    Let me just say I'm really pissed off right now because those little green bastards are probing our very own people which is the human race. At some point we have to stand up to those little green guys and say "Enough Is Enough!!!" and if they still don't understand then I...
    LongLiveRockAndRoll LongLiveRockAndRoll 26-30, M 1 Response Jan 30, 2013

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    Don'T Knock It Until You Try It

    I was forced into alien prostitution. Apparently, when the males are here doing their scientific research, the females are left to their own devices on the ship. So, I was captured and required to perform to earn my eventual release. Lemme tell ya, those alien females...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere 41-45, M 3 Responses Apr 4, 2013

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    Like right now. I could use a good nap right about now.
    A7SH A7SH 18-21, M 1 hr ago

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    I used to cut myself constantly, carving at my leg then always wearing pants so no one would know. It was a form of release, I always loved to see the blood flow, the more the...
    Iscarpia87 Iscarpia87 26-30, M 4 hrs ago

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    This is my second fictional story of Sarah and her adventures in the wind.One day sarah had planned to meet up with some friends by the beach for a picnic in the summer. Sarah had...
    RyanWilliams704 RyanWilliams704 18-21, M 1 Response 4 hrs ago

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    please any teen boys out there who wont use me :'(
    misscutiepie123 misscutiepie123 13-15, F 5 hrs ago

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    VIRGO - Sex for Virgos is a bodily need. They see it as a necessity for well-being, and use it as a stress buster. If they don’t have a partner, they are quite comfortable with...
    wintersecret wintersecret 31-35, M 1 Response 11 hrs ago

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    I feel like a sucker for it, but small gestures of romance make me weak in the knees cause I am hopelessly romantic, and any time I get someone romantic I wind up being the fool...
    Azureal Azureal 26-30, M 11 hrs ago

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    04.08.15: I'm going to the city centre today. I feel I need to surround myself with people to get over this social anxiety thing. Slept relatively well (for my standards anyway...
    crackedwriter crackedwriter 18-21, F 14 hrs ago

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    I am damaged...I once was convinced I was happily married my life revolved around him and my child and it was good. But then our marriage died when he cheated on me. it's the...
    Bellasoul Bellasoul 36-40, F 1 Response 15 hrs ago

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    I tried to do something for someone I really looked up to over the Internet, and since I have the mindset of a potato I came up with some choreography to one of his songs. And I...
    Brooke6813 Brooke6813 13-15, F 16 hrs ago

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    Id love to use you;) I can think of good uses for your meat wand;)
    Cherrytart1616 Cherrytart1616 26-30, F 3 Responses 1 day ago

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    It beats going to a councillor or psychiatrist.
    usernameinneed usernameinneed 26-30, M 2 days ago

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    Ok, I have written before that I am skepticial about Dr.Steven Greer, even with what I will write in this post, I am still skeptical regarding him. I still think it's fishy how a...
    LoveUnite LoveUnite 26-30, F 2 days ago

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    What if Aliens are just fallen angles?
    space4rent space4rent 36-40, F 2 Responses 3 days ago

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    I was able to donate about 5 bags of frozen pulp to a NGO that will use it for compost in a community garden.
    zeeva70 zeeva70 41-45, F 3 days ago

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    that is usually the way i meet up with other men at a motel near me and my wife knows when i do.
    stlguy45 stlguy45 41-45, M 1 Response 4 days ago

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    The universe is massive. It wouldn't make sense for Earth to be the only planet with so much life on it. but I don't believe the alien sightings people talk about.
    wordsonascreen wordsonascreen 18-21, M 4 days ago

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    If space bacteria counts as aliens, then yes.
    DreamWarriorBlake DreamWarriorBlake 22-25, M 2 Responses 4 days ago

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    I mean come on, out of TRILLIONS of other galaxies how likely is it that we are the only one with intelligent life? I believe in aliens. anybody who says aliens are fake are full...
    Andyg99 Andyg99 22-25, M 1 Response 5 days ago

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    Recently, digital cards have become an growing industry. They've immense uses inside our some time and so are utilized extensively in just about any domain of existence. These...
    vagarland65 vagarland65 36-40, M 5 days ago

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    Everyone should know that aliens exist they've been coming and going from our planet for years generations it's even written in Egyptian pictures
    Jpisasmile Jpisasmile 16-17, M 2 Responses 5 days ago

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    There are millions of galaxies Nebulas Stars Planets Solar systems And Star systems Of course I believe in aliens
    JynxScream JynxScream 13-15, F 3 Responses 5 days ago

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    So this might have just been a strange dream but I'll post it in here because you never know anymore. For 2 days I've been on edge, I tend to get this way when something is about...
    LoveUnite LoveUnite 26-30, F 1 Response 5 days ago

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    I need some advice, and the question box isn't big enough. I want to take my ragdoll with me to visit my mother. I have to go over there for about 4 hours a day to help her around...
    mauii44 mauii44 18-21, F 1 Response 6 days ago

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    I will always love you, Remember that. You can push me away, but I'll always come back. you can deny your desire and say it can't be, but I won't let the walls come between you...
    fallinlovewithcaliforniagirl fallinlovewithcaliforniagirl 26-30, M a week ago

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    gets my mind off of things and like turning others on with my confessions that people that know me would freak. but enjoy reading that from others as well.
    stlguy45 stlguy45 41-45, M a week ago

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    At the end of the day, its a choice. Plain and simple. There's no metal for or honorable mention once you're dead and gone for yourself or your kin. There are people who were...
    WarriorsHeart WarriorsHeart 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 26

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    By this mostly I mean... I want paedophiles to die slow deaths, I hate people who who abuse their spouses, children and elderly people, I hate people who treat animals as if they...
    sunkisd25 sunkisd25 36-40, F Jul 26

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    im grateful for having those lovely humans that called "family" , spending these couple of weeks in a family reunion was like a huge refreshment to me I enjoy every single moment...
    ikramj ikramj 22-25, F Jul 25

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    VISABLE PSI/CHI RECORDED Greetings all its Icey the Energy Manipulator.. Ok so for those who wish to see actual footage video feel free to message me. For those who have watched...
    icey1 icey1 22-25, M 1 Response Jul 25

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    What are humans but idealistical conscious embodiments of nothing?
    SelfUnaware SelfUnaware 18-21 Jul 25

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    Ah! Such refined words crafted beautifully, to the mass that is. A person who does not think for his/herself is a decadent waste to humankind! What can one do when the milieu he's...
    SelfUnaware SelfUnaware 18-21 Jul 25

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    when I was about 5 or 6 my sister may have been 7 we were out in the fields playing down a dirt road by a cafe and we seen this flying thing that looked like a plate and it chased...
    ritskixx ritskixx 36-40, F 1 Response Jul 25

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    Lies lies lies lies lies lies lies.. They all liars ... They all hurt you. Even the "nicest" one ... Dont Ever Trust Humans.
    mozaq mozaq 16-17, F 3 Responses Jul 21

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    People who rely on their outer appearance for everything makes me sick . Is being beautiful a talent? Something that you have to work on to achieve? Is it something totally...
    uncontrollabledesire88 uncontrollabledesire88 26-30, F Jul 21

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    Nope. Never have, and never expect to be. It's all just an urban myth. There are no aliens, and even if there were why would they come here and abduct people. Just look at the...
    ClownNine ClownNine 56-60, M Jul 21

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    I don't know what they're waiting for
    FTLSAC FTLSAC 13-15, F 1 Response Jul 20

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    Sadly, I'm too smart for them. If they probed me, they'd find an Einstein like geniusness times six with the square root of four
    YouCantEscapeMyDemons YouCantEscapeMyDemons 13-15, M 2 Responses Jul 19