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    JimMorrisonRocks JimMorrisonRocks 26-30, M 2 Responses Jan 30, 2013

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    Charles Fort Knew Our Predicament - Perhaps Im the group lunatic everyones been waiting for,or perhaps there are one or two others here that actually joined without humour in mind...
    pedrohedgerow pedrohedgerow 51-55, M 4 Responses Feb 1, 2013

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    I Admit - I joined that group for a laugh. I like to laugh. But I also read your stories. Not all. And, I don't believe there are aliens here or, using us or, but it still could be...
    WickedScullyOfTheWest WickedScullyOfTheWest 31-35, F 2 Responses Aug 31, 2013

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    Well, I'm All For It! - How else are we to safely test alien cosmetics while simultaneously making you human filthbags look halfway decent?
    MatthewTDalldorf MatthewTDalldorf 22-25 Aug 24, 2013

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    Plan 9 From Outer Space! - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And...
    metapherein metapherein 51-55, M May 30, 2013

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    Probing Issues - I am sick and fed up with all these space bastards experimenting on my fellow humans. I say we need to put our collective foot (feet?) down, and say no to these...
    knel123 knel123 26-30 3 Responses Jan 18, 2013

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    Why Oh Why... - Do they haver this fascination with @nal probe???!!
    deleted deleted 26-30 1 Response Jun 26, 2013

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    Who You Gonna Call? - ...I think its inhumane, I am going to call Peta on them...aliens are sickos.
    saintargentina saintargentina 26-30, F 3 Responses Jan 14, 2013

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