I Protest The Use Of Humans For Experimentation By Aliens

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    Why Oh Why...

    Do they haver this fascination with @nal probe???!!
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    2 Responses Jun 26, 2013

    Charles Fort Knew Our Predicament

    Perhaps Im the group lunatic everyones been waiting for,or perhaps there are one or two others here that actually joined without humour in mind primarily,I dont know,not having read all contributions.My truth will be manys lunacy,of that Im sure,but its not something that worries...
    pedrohedgerow pedrohedgerow
    51-55, M
    2 Responses Feb 1, 2013

    Don'T Knock It Until You Try It

    I was forced into alien prostitution. Apparently, when the males are here doing their scientific research, the females are left to their own devices on the ship. So, I was captured and required to perform to earn my eventual release. Lemme tell ya, those alien females...
    NoLongerHere NoLongerHere
    41-45, M
    3 Responses Apr 4, 2013

    Well, I'm All For It!

    How else are we to safely test alien cosmetics while simultaneously making you human filthbags look halfway decent?
    MatthewTDalldorf MatthewTDalldorf
    Aug 24, 2013
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