I Pulled the "Do Not Remove" Patch From My Mattress

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    Like a Band-aid, One Motion- Right Off!!

    oh yeah!, I ripped that son of a ***** off the day I got it.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal
    18-21, F
    Dec 23, 2007

    I Must Confess

    I have used a plastic bag as a toy!
    JRSK007 JRSK007
    51-55, M
    1 Response Dec 22, 2007

    Arrest Me

    So am I going to jail now? Sounds like a nice vacation. :) Yep, just pulled it off and guess what... my mattress was once a different color. LMAO! Guess having little ones will do that to you. If only I could fit it into the washing machine...   Feeling a bit devious so...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality
    36-40, F
    Dec 22, 2007

    Rofl

    last time i looked at one it said do not remove under penalty of law unless by consumer XD so i'm sure all of you are ok XD unless you dont own the bed O.O lol i always pull them off of the pillows and mattresses
    MorbidxMalice MorbidxMalice
    18-21, F
    2 Responses Nov 9, 2008

    The Mattress Police

    I took it as a dare staring me right in the face so I yanked it! I'm still waiting for the mattress police to come knocking at my door.
    zillaron zillaron
    51-55, M
    4 Responses Jul 1, 2009

    Yes I Did

    I am such a rebel. Tomorrow I think I will pull them off the beds in my guest bedrooms and next week I will move on to the beds in each of my friends'homes. Bluebie and Snowybunbuns are up first. If you see a little bit mechubby ninja please don't shoot. It is just me on a...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm
    41-45, F
    6 Responses Apr 27, 2010

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