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I Pulled the "Do Not Remove" Patch From My Mattress

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    Yes I Did

    I am such a rebel. Tomorrow I think I will pull them off the beds in my guest bedrooms and next week I will move on to the beds in each of my friends'homes. Bluebie and Snowybunbuns are up first. If you see a little bit mechubby ninja please don't shoot. It is just me on a...
    fungirlmmm fungirlmmm 41-45, F 6 Responses Apr 27, 2010

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    Arrest Me

    So am I going to jail now? Sounds like a nice vacation. :) Yep, just pulled it off and guess what... my mattress was once a different color. LMAO! Guess having little ones will do that to you. If only I could fit it into the washing machine...   Feeling a bit devious so...
    mysplitpersonality mysplitpersonality 36-40, F Dec 22, 2007

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    The Mattress Police

    I took it as a dare staring me right in the face so I yanked it! I'm still waiting for the mattress police to come knocking at my door.
    zillaron zillaron 51-55, M 4 Responses Jul 1, 2009

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    I Must Confess

    I have used a plastic bag as a toy!
    JRSK007 JRSK007 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 22, 2007

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    Rofl

    last time i looked at one it said do not remove under penalty of law unless by consumer XD so i'm sure all of you are ok XD unless you dont own the bed O.O lol i always pull them off of the pillows and mattresses
    MorbidxMalice MorbidxMalice 18-21, F 2 Responses Nov 9, 2008

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    Like a Band-aid, One Motion- Right Off!!

    oh yeah!, I ripped that son of a ***** off the day I got it.
    cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal cassandrathethinkerbleedsteal 18-21, F Dec 23, 2007

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