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I Push and Push the Envelope But It Stays Stationery

I wish someone had warned me about this. 102 People

    Push, Push, Push....

    Nope, we aren't delivering a baby. We are trying to get ahead and getting nowhere. Thats the story of life isn't it. Try try try again, and never get ahead. One step forward, three steps back. When I try to push the envelope I don't get anywhere.
    deleted deleted 26-30 Oct 30, 2009

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    However Much I Push The Envelope

      Whether it's across the table, around the room or into the outdoors, it remains stationery.
    gladiate gladiate 51-55, M 1 Response Dec 13, 2009

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    Just Because...

    I have to join this group just because it's such a brilliant pun!
    DickatMayhem DickatMayhem 51-55, M Mar 23, 2010

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    Tent

    I have reached a certain height going to the peak where it has been too difficult to breathe. As climbers rise above the summit, the lack of oxygen hampers progress. I have opted to set up camp and stay inside my tent. Pushing too hard... I often hear. Trying too damn hard to...
    Sylphy Sylphy 41-45, F 2 Responses Apr 18, 2012

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    And When I Get Exhausted From Trying...

    ... and my cat takes over, I just have to paws and watch...(ba-dum BOOM!)
    VTMarkus VTMarkus 46-50, M Nov 19, 2011

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    I Am Joining This Group Largely Because

    ... the title is extremely funny and otherwards I'd forget about her...
    lesshissMORECAT lesshissMORECAT 31-35 3 Responses Oct 31, 2009

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    Some Odd News I Came Across August Friday 9, 2013

    Some Odd News I came across on August Friday 9, 2013I saw it first on the ABC News and then tried to find it on the Internet ...Which is found here ... http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/mystery-priest-vanishes-anointing-crash-victim-120045075.html?vp=1 'Mystery Priest...
    ChakraSolipsismMGP ChakraSolipsismMGP 56-60, M Aug 10, 2013

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