I Push and Push the Envelope But It Stays Stationery

I wish someone had warned me about this. 95 People

    Just Because...

    I have to join this group just because it's such a brilliant pun!
    DickatMayhem DickatMayhem
    51-55, M
    Mar 23, 2010


    I have reached a certain height going to the peak where it has been too difficult to breathe. As climbers rise above the summit, the lack of oxygen hampers progress. I have opted to set up camp and stay inside my tent. Pushing too hard... I often hear. Trying too damn hard to...
    Sylphy Sylphy
    41-45, F
    2 Responses Apr 18, 2012

    However Much I Push The Envelope

      Whether it's across the table, around the room or into the outdoors, it remains stationery.
    gladiate gladiate
    51-55, M
    1 Response Dec 13, 2009

    Push, Push, Push....

    Nope, we aren't delivering a baby. We are trying to get ahead and getting nowhere. Thats the story of life isn't it. Try try try again, and never get ahead. One step forward, three steps back. When I try to push the envelope I don't get anywhere.
    deleted deleted
    Oct 30, 2009

    And When I Get Exhausted From Trying...

    ... and my cat takes over, I just have to paws and watch...(ba-dum BOOM!)
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